#Happy Birthday to Me

[pokemonlolitaproject]

Happy Birthday to me! I'm out of cake pokemon, so I'm just doing a coord based on what I consider the most underrated pokemon, Pokemon #540 Sewaddle

[hyunjins-orange-slice-too]

shut up i love him so much 😭 the tiddies are out. the chan tiddies. the.. chiddies? lol HES SO HANDSOME

his hair his nose his lips his hands his personality someone kill me pls

[crysdrawsthings]

Today is the birthday of yours truly. Hooray to me finishing another celestial rotation.

If you want to do something nice in celebration of me being annoying here for another full year here are some suggestions:

Deposit your birthday wishes on this post if you want ;u;

Check out my art and worldbuilding here at @crys-makes-art or on my Boosty, send asks about those even

Send me your favourite memes. The weirder and more specific - the better

There is a youtuber I really enjoy - Lemon with The Backlogs channel, who does challenge runs of games. The saddest thing for me in relation to YouTube not working well in Russia these days is that I can't receive updates on the Firebomb Academy shenanigans. Go show Lemon some love, will you?

Donate to some kind of charity with a good cause or help someone out today. Maybe treat yourself

[millportisntreal]

OK PHEW I FINISHED THIS IN TIME

HAPPY BIRTH ANNI <33 HOPE U HAVE A GOOD BDAY

AARON I JUST SCREAMED - LIKE SCARED MY CAT SCREAMED THIS IS AMAZING!!!! Thank you so much omg I love it OUR BOYS!!! They are so tender (but only for each other)

[lindseybots]

Today’s my birthday, so here’s a little guy.

based on this:

[yougavemeyourheartyouknow]

It’s my birthday wooooo

I’m 23 now :3

[salemlunaa]

✾˚•Time isn’t your enemy because it isn’t real∘˚✾

Stop trying to beat the clock, you’re getting nowhere

∘✾˚PART I | THE ALLEGED WASTE OF “TIME”

The same could also be said for circumstances because they also aren’t real. I understand your frustration; you want to induce now. You think you’ve wasted time and you want to manifest your dream life now.

𖦹˚∘“You’re scared of failing (you literally can’t fail a meditative state; this isn’t rocket science). You’re panicking because you swore to yourself you would induce pure consciousness over the break and live your dream life, and then you didn’t. *Loud heavy sigh* You can’t fail this, guys. It’s okay to be worried, but this isn’t something that just can never not work for you.” ∘˚𖦹

↑ quoted from my gorgeous girl @luvmanifesting

you need to realise that the fear of failure and wasting time here doesn’t make sense because you already have it, why would a mother cry because she “NEEDS to have a baby before the end of this year”, if she’s holding the baby in her arms? if it’s right infront of her?

✾˚٭EXPLANATION | WHAT TIME IS TO US

You guys are growing desperate because you have given yourself a time crunch, and that’s where you go wrong. Your outer man (you in the 3D) will experience the 3D and time, but your inner man can’t experience these things. Your naked self is your inner man. The entire concept of the void state is that it is just your inner man alone, with no power of the 3D or time. This is why you are able to set ANY intention, because the barriers of time and the 3D are nonexistent. This is why you can choose to go back in time (being able to manipulate time = time isn’t real), and you can choose to manifest a pink elephant plushie on your bed (manipulating the 3D = time isn’t real). You are your inner man viewing the world from your outer man, but you can align them together.

܀˚✾PART II | BYE BYE TIMECRUNCHES!

And I’ll tell you now, if you don’t align yourself with your inner man and realize you have it now, you’re NEVER going to get it.

“but i NEED to manifest my dream life before school”

“circumstances are tough and i NEED to induce pure consciousness and leave this reality before exams”

“i hate my job i NEED to induce before the end of this year”

No, no, no. Stop playing this game of racing against time. IT ISN’T A REAL THING. I don’t care what’s happening tomorrow, I DON'T CARE what’s happening in two days, I DON'T CARE what’s happening next week, next month, or in a year, and neither should you. If you are giving yourself a time crunch, you don’t understand what it means to be pure consciousness. If you have told yourself that you ABSOLUTELY MUST induce before a certain time, you don’t understand what it means to be pure consciousness.

I DON'T CARE if your back is against the wall and you’re drowning in unfavorable circumstances—stop valuing time and stop valuing the 3D. If you don’t accept it now, it will NEVER come. Because the time is now; you are only experiencing now. It’s like the riddle: “What says it’s coming but never does? Tomorrow.” Because the “tomorrow” you speak of will be called “today” when you experience it. So you are always experiencing the now. You must accept it now.

Say Bye Bye to time crunches, because they don’t exist for a god because time isn’t a thing to your inner man. When you think of something, I don’t care if it’s a penny or fairy wings—you have it. When you want to be pure consciousness, because of that want, you have it. You have your dream life.

˚✾∘˚PART III | THE TIME IS NOW, NOT YOUR ENEMY

Time is not your enemy, because your inner man is god → your inner man manifests → time doesn’t exist to your inner man = therefore everything is happening all at once (and when i mean everything I don’t mean intrusive thoughts) So when you want to induce pure consciousness, know that it is instant, effortless and already done. I don’t care if the 3d has failed you, if your outer man has slept while trying to induce, you have everything you could possibly want.

Trying to win a race against something that is non existent is allowing your outer man to waste even more “time”. So stop this in 2025, I DON'T CARE if school is starting next week, if exams are starting next month, if you NEED to do this by the end of this year, if you spend time trying to beat the clock, you’ll end up with nothing. You have it now, the time is now and always will be.

Kill those thoughts before they come up.

OUTER MAN: “I have this pit in my stomach when I think about resuming school and all the circumstances that come with it, I should have manifested my dream life”

INNER MAN: “I have manifested my dream life already, i don’t care what the 3d is showing me”

OUTER MAN: “I was supposed to manifest my dream life over the break, now i’ve got to see all those people I hate”

INNER MAN: “They don’t exists and neither do my circumstances”

OUTER MAN: “ I NEED TO MANIFEST MY DREAM BOD BEFORE SUMMER, it’s so long away but i always manage to waste time”

INNER MAN: Huh, what’s time? I am everything, therefore i have everything I want now

NO deadlines, NO due date, NO time limit, closing time, ultimatum, NO NO NO, not for a god, not when you literally have it now

🪼🐅 stop creating deadlines for yourself, you’re a god who doesn’t need them.

you have it now!!

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: slasher

[amalasdraws]

Orange Soda

[without-ado]

What did Hubble see on your birthday? (x)

Dec. 3, 2009 - Stellar Jewel Box NGC 3603

[semisolidmind]

im older now.

[shiyorin]

A gift from my dear @roroco316

Thank you so much, it is so beautiful (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[fanaticsnail]

Come and celebrate with me!

As a gift for myself, all I really want is you guys with me. I love this community here, and I hope you enjoy the month of October. With a variety of 'x reader' characters for you to become, come and enjoy being taken on a writing journey while I explore a variety of our favourites.

If you feel inclined to gift anything to me in return: Reblog any of the works on my Masterlist and tell me what you liked about it in the tags. Art will always be welcome for my works: if there's a scene that lingers on in your mind, I would love to see your interpretation. If there's ever a fic that you feel could be expanded on with words: upload what you write and tag me so I can get all giggly alongside you. Send me asks with your thoughts on characters, and I will appreciate all of them so much.

Tobiuo, my OC, is always on my heart. You're welcome to draw her, write about her, and enjoy her with me. Whether it's her ship (Tobiuo x Heat), platonic with her crew (Heart Pirates), or being alongside your own in any capacity: friends, enemies, lovers - I would love to see your interpretation of her.

Mdni, NSFW, 18+, characters and prompts below.

The Dinner Menu:

Multiple: First Time (Oct 30th)

Gn!reader

Beckman: Hair Pulling (Oct 1st)

Gn!reader

Law: Exhibitionism (Oct 2nd)

Afab!reader

Shachi & Penguin: Caught Masturbating (Oct 3rd)

Afab!reader

Doflamingo: Humiliation (Oct 4th)

Gn!reader

Bartolomeo: Pet-Play (Oct 5th)

f!reader

Wire: First Time (Oct 6th)

Afab!reader

Sanji: Boot Worship (Oct 7th)

M!reader

Killer: Blindfolds (Oct 8th)

Afab!reader

Heat: Feet (Oct 9th)

Afab!reader

Koby: Discipline (Oct 10th)

M!reader

Garp: Age Gap (Oct 11th)

F!reader

Caesar: Aphrodisiac (Oct 12th)

Afab!reader

Sabo: Gloves (Oct 13th)

Afab!reader

Kuzan: temperature play (Oct 14th)

F!reader

Bepo: Ursusagalmatophilia (furry) (Oct 15th)

Afab!reader

Fujitora: Suspension (Oct 16th)

F!reader

Katakuri: Food (Oct 17th)

Gn!reader

Lucci: Marking (Oct 18th)

F!reader

Jinbei: Double Penetration (Oct 19th)

Afab!reader

Crocodile: Spanking (Oct 20th)

Gn!reader

Cracker: Mommy (Oct 21st)

F!reader

Zoro: Cuddlefucking (Oct 22nd)

M!reader

Cross-Guild: Free Use (Oct 23rd)

F!reader

Franky: Body worship (Oct 24th)

Gn!reader

Buggy: Chastity (Oct 25th)

Gn!reader

Mihawk: Knife-Play (Oct 26th)

F!reader

Reiju: Poison Play (Oct 27th)

F!reader

Tashigi: Face Sitting (Oct 28th)

Gn!reader

Robin: Overstimulation (Oct 29th)

Afab!reader

Borsalino (Kizaru): Roleplay (Oct 30th)

F!reader

Kid: Halloween (Monster Edition) (Oct 31st)

m!reader

Rosinante: Love Confession (Nov 1st) My Birthday

F!reader

🎶Happy Birthday to me🎶

If you would like to celebrate by indulging my caffeine and bubble tea addiction, my Kofi link is here.

[angelbelles]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY I CAN FINALLY SMOKE WEED AND LIKE SMUT POSTS WOOHOOOOOO

[crowmise]

My beloved yuri🕊️

[yutaan]

ANNA DID IT AGAIN

My amazing talented friend Anna has made me YET ANOTHER piece of incredible Jiang Cheng art! This time it's a linoleum print, i.e. a type of block print where the artist carves away material from their block in between each stage of laying down color, so by the end the block has been almost entirely cut away and the print cannot be made again! Moreover, each block print is entirely unique, as the colors will align slightly differently every time they are laid down.

Look at those golden snake scales! The rich drape of the fabric!! The gorgeous patterned collars!!! His grumpy little face that I just want to smoosh in my hand!!!! I'm so lucky to receive such a beautiful piece of art. Thank you Anna for being wonderful and creating such a special gift!!!