#Hampeters

[whspermy-name]

Igst so funny to me I'll say something really weird like "LANSODHLSHDK HELP I ATE 32 RABBITS AND VOMITYED IT ALL UP ON MARS" or "BYEEE I DROPKICKED A KANGAROO AND ADOPTED THREE CHILDREN FOR 10 CENTS" or just straight up "I started microwaving hampetsers" because everytime the reaction is just like "what."

[snails-in-spaceships]

O fuck they like destroyed the entire place ooohhh no

[nightmareentertainment]

Jeffery and his emotional support pizza and his tiny tiny hampeter Wallace. I'm in love with him.

[that-floating-ghost-key]

Day 4 of Cringetober!!!!

Today's prompt was Fursona/Fursuit! I remembered making one while I was still on Tiktok for that ‘government assigned fursona’ trend, and I ended up getting a hamster. But just to double check, I asked my friends what I would be if I was an animal. The major consensus was that I would either be a hampeter or a guinea pig!

Thus, my fursona

Decided to do a mix of the two, since I couldn't really decide what to do, but… yeah! Here I am as a guinster (or maybe a hamenia pig??)

Anyway, happy Cringetober! Take care of yourselves!

[minty-bubblegum]

You absolute walnut

Sad hampeter

[ballsalsda]

Thats a hampeter

[stupah]

smosh

[essentialsugar]

" Your Smile is My Life's Work "

Summary: Your goal is to make Idia smile! And seeing that smile makes you feel at ease . . . Well, somewhat.

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warnings : gn!reader [they/them], reader is mostly using [you/you’re/your], grammar errors, OOC

Note : Yall, I’m so sorry for not posting so much 😭 Anyways, my backs been hurtin’ and like 🥰..yah. Plus I was originally gonna do Idia, EPEL, and Ruggie but I gave up on that..I’ll write them later for sure.

character(s) : Idia Shroud

Idia Shroud :

Both you and Idia had become very close to each other after bonding through watching anime and having debates about them. After all this time, you’ve never seen Idia have a genuine smile before (he probably did but you just never saw it ☠️). So, because of this, your goal has been making Idia smile! Of course with the help of Othro.

After asking Othro to help you get Idia to smile and hang out with him (outside of his room), he agreed and both of you started planning and brainstorming ideas for it! One plan suddenly came to mind and Operation 1 : make Idia go out with you and MAKE HIM SMILE began.

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As both you and Idia we’re bickering over an anime, Othro decided to step into the conversation speaking logical sense as always (although being biased a bit just to make his brother happy). Idia gave you his signature smile while you sulk over your defeat saying how “this isn’t fair..” or “these brothers are something else..”, etc.,. “Fuhehe, I told you that Mrs. Helena is more stronger than Mr. Hampeter!” You glared at Idia, “Oh shut it. Mr. Hampeter would’ve won if he didn’t make that person flying across the damn arena!”

You sighed as you watched Idia do his little cheering. Othro floated towards you while giggling a bit; tapping your shoulder to gain your attention and whisper to you, “Are you sure this is going to work Y/N?” “Have trust in me Othro! This plan will work if everything goes accordingly.” You whisper-shouted to Othro as Idia was still engross by his little victory and the anime.

Even though you thought it would go accordingly. . .it didn’t. “Idia come on! It won’t be that bad I promise!” You begged as you tugged on the sleeves of a certain fiery-haired person. “No way, IRL is too scary for me! Just imagining myself going outside my comfort zone just to talk to normies is enough for me to pass out!” Idia screeched while (surprisingly) holding onto the base of his bed. You gave out a little cry of defeat and let go of his sleeve. In relief Idia hurried up and scurried over to his gaming chair just to hide from you. “E-even if you tried, I won’t go out.” Idia said as he peered at you behind his gaming chair.

This was a lost cause; you shook your head. But an idea came to mind. “Okay then..fine. I was hoping to give you a surprise at the end of the day if you were to go outside with me. Guess like that was a waste of madols.” Idia perked at this and slowly peeked out of his chair interested with wide-eyes. “Looks like I could just give this to someone else if they even want it.” Idia leaped at this and gave out a terrified cry. “W-WHAT? NNONONONONO-“ his hands were waving in the air, “I’ll go! I’ll go! Sheesh..”

Moments passed by as you two walked along the halls of Night Raven College. With Idia clinging to you like he’s on death row, you both got weird stares and Idia seemed to be affected by it. “I should’ve declined your request..this mission is impossible” Idia mumbled while holding tightly onto your arm, "Also, why do you have a bag? D-DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO CHOP ME UP SOMEWHERE!" he cried. You smiled and stifled a laugh "Idia, I would never chop you up. No need to worry!" Idia gave out a small whimper while following you closely from behind.

Passing through the countless classrooms, you hurriedly dragged Idia outside. The sudden movement surprised Idia but he kept up with your pace, slightly panicking of course. "U-uhm..Y/N? Where are we going..? This walk is tiring me out and you know I'm not good with these type of stuff." He became jittery. Even though Idia couldn't see it, you had a mischievous smile on your face. "Once again, I said not to worry about it Idia!" He sighed and continued to follow you, just a bit on edge though.

"We're here!" You exclaimed happily. Idia shifted slightly just to see what it was that made you drag him for at least an hour or so, (it was actually just 15 mins, but ya'll know how Idia is sometimes) though, it did make his eye twitch and...disappointed? "...What is this suppose to be?" You gave out a little laugh and gestured him to come o where you're standing. Idia was confused and hesitant, but he complied anyways. "You remember how I said I had a surprise for you? I didn't lie about that by the way hehe." Idia turned his head to look at you, well, probably a little too quick. His eyes looked like it was going to bulge out at any second. But, you noticed that his lips has seemingly curled up-wards a bit after you said that. You shook your head and reflected a smile back at him. "Anyways, I remembered that you've been wanting this figurine for a while now, so here."

Idia looked at you expectantly as you shuffled around your little bag carrier and pulled out a neatly wrapped gift. He gasped and snatched it out of your grasp. "H-hey! I didn't even-" "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!" You were surprised about his outburst, it even looked like he was crying. He carefully unwrapped the gift with one of the biggest grin you've ever seen him with. A sweat came rolling down as you scratched your cheek and nervously smiled at him while he was rambling about the figurine.

I mean...anything to make him smile right? Even if it costed you your whole life savings. Broke people unite!

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[whspermy-name]

WIAT IF I WERE AN ANIMSL WHAT WOULD I BE

[cavity-core]

Artfight attacks

Hampet, Lumiville, Nyaruhodo_, Siqko

[meerlichts]

I gotta say I received death threats before but never ever has someone told me that they wanted me to be left in a fucking laundry hampet

[fayeisuppose]

i should get a pet hampet

i could fall asleep at any moment

[starcloaked]

🌻

lets see i think i can talk about more viddy games. my three favorite games in the world are ofc older ds games i played as a kid (nostalgia is a BITCH) so they’re all like not riveting or even good actually at all. but its a good topic for the funny sunflowers <3 the first is super mario 64 ds!! think it was the first like even slightly hard game i beat… i have no hand eye coordination etc so bowser throws were like impossible but i love the game its like my everything. most lax teachers don’t mind me playing my ds in class when we’re not doing anything and its open theres nothing id rather do than play those silly minigames!! i try and beat the whole game with yoshi every time because hes very cute. i fall asleep to the dire dire docks theme when i get tired of spongebob music. and then theres umm. petz nursery 2 which is one of those silly ds pet games where you raise baby animals and i LOVE it. i cant tell if the models are actually just a little bit adorable or the game has rotted me but there’s nothing better than watching a kitty play the symbols. and THEN there’s um uhh. zhu zhu princess… after the um. the little hamster toys??? its like a top down level themed puzzle game where you drag and drop your little guy through these obstacle courses to save the baby hampeters HELP i sweawr its fun umm umm. one time when i was playing it in bio these like sporty guys came up behind me to ask what i was playing and i dont think i can ever recover from that

[buttpunk]

listen i was jist thinking gonna tl you. What kund of animal is giraffe. becau what. its not like anything else. hippo like hampet, cat like dog, burget like fry. Giraffe long necj just on his own. its mad

horse. theyre long horses. worse horse . idk if they're worse actually I just don't trust them

[444names]

american states + brythonic deities + medieval weapons

Abatant Adakrana Adarsee Adius Adoniania Adsucer Agrum Agrus Alandagus Alatirge Alatuce Alber Alberd Albolota Albow Aleucidius Allisama Amongtoc Ancaniae Ancaranos Ancark Ancato Andakra Andius Anemeri Angbow Annisant Annos Anotanus Ansylvado Antia Arowieknia Artaff Artarus Artre Atcheriae Atton Aulge Auluxe Aunsitis Aunus Avebrida Aventaves Aventhcall Avenus Avermio Avernus Avessota Bacellonia Balasgus Balchandia Bamaryford Barbataros Barebow Barina Barus Baseta Bassoton Bastis Batuce Belana Belinosia Belis Bellah Bellsword Beridats Berne Berta Bisia Blugus Boarudgeon Bolbowield Bolinns Booksword Boris Boward Bowasgus Bowinia Bowisana Brando Brannus Braulge Britebow Britireard Brius Briuskan Brizong Bullina Bullwhan Buxoventia Buxovnya Cadius Cadrolos Cadrota Calanda Callsworka Camma Cammer Camna Camul Cancar Cantum Carobalas Carpoma Cerigana Charna Chetisus Cichford Cidius Cisar Cisip Cisus Clawar Clawarka Claymo Claymos Clongkniae Clontus Clucarvet Cocimbros Colata Colbelark Colbeld Colber Colbolina Colbow Colis Collos Colotande Coloul Condicona Conganns Congsword Connemer Conos Conus Covebis Covint Croling Cullindius Curaus Curios Curtepoma Curteponna Curthus Cutannus Cuthe Cuthueter Dagge Daggedger Daggeonus Daguis Dahord Dakotona Dakraxenus Dammapon Datesson Dennevanna Estana Estasta Esucatum Fagge Faggeoreld Faguis Falawas Falina Fallor Firgeord Firin Flammaus Flancaris Flangancer Flannebius Flanns Flannus Flartill Flassbow Flast Flatinota Flatis Flatus Flaus Flonus Flord Flota Gladindius Glaii Glailin Glamaives Glanonus Glans Glats Gruske Guinobow Hakour Halaber Hamaii Hambergia Hamberis Hampet Hamponnius Handia Hantis Hastavet Hawar Hawarus Hoder Huetare Huetis Huettlast Huetus Hurtexico Hurvo Idagrosip Idelas Ilios Illinna Iniance Innossou Ionacerina Ionus Iovnya Katin Katoc Ketis Kitard Kitatis Kitepos Kiterd Kitexas Lanetis Leattsword Leaxe Lessotum Lestia Letanife Letina Letucergin Leurizon Leurvou Longandrow Longkniae Lonus Loradsword Lorrus Lortina Losia Lucisagge Luguns Luisanta Lusulfber Macer Maceterner Macksworta Maivetenus Malandon Mangspeard Manois Mapompesul Mapon Mapona Mapongknia Maposetum Marduis Mareaxe Maros Marus Marvos Michieri Milinerios Mingstios Mingtopyor Minnus Minois Miowina Misas Misus Mitaff Miteritche Mogus Monus Morduis Moridiche Morka Morrus Mullissey Mulus Nectio Nehakour Nehard Nehaselaho Nemard Nernus Nesho Neslita Nesta Nestana Nestansas Nesucanord Nesus Netia Nettsword Nettsworka Nevado Newhield Newhip Newmer Newmerana Newyorrus Nexasee Nordsword Norgia Norrus Nosis Ogmilis Oguis Oksword Oksworrus Ornus Parado Peatchin Peats Penusegus Pernus Petissbow Petobow Piellwhio Pikentirge Pitar Quaras Rabri Raniford Raxentio Reareatina Rhamorinia Rhanus Rhodernia Rhomis Rhoona Roarizon Rusia Sambis Sastaff Sciche Scidamarst Scolance Scovinia Segona Seuris Shetarduis Shetia Shettlaing Shieknius Shiont Shios Shirging Sleterius Slife Slingsword Slisamas Slissios Slita Slitantis Smacksword Smacky Smerike Smeritch Sotaff Southros Soutis Spernusas Spessouis Spettsword Staff Stahorkate Starapos Staver Stisania Stons Stvire Sucerius Sucimio Susis Sworduis Sworrus Swortarmil Tance Tepona Teraska Terdsta Terius Throlbowis Throlouta Tobis Toboll Tonus Touindius Tregonon Tresucer Tring Triniford Trinotave Trius Ullsword Utavenus Uthdatis Uthettswor Utingswor Vebius Vebow Vetis Vheshios Vhessovnya Vinachus Vingswork Vinnemet Vinnotaff Vireaxe Viregus Virgeris Virgineme Viridelis Viridius Vitaff Vitana Vosey Vouis Wailingbow Wainife Warhork Warht Warnus Warselaii Wartiche Wastarba Weihans Westantia Westonna Wyord Wyore Wyork Zweihance Zweihas Zweshio

[komodocomics]

I hve had 4 hampeters

Sad my amigo here is a hamster in these trying times