And today in hebrew facts, some deranged slang
Eser (literally means 10)- awesome, great
Pitzootz(explosion) - cool, awesome
Ptzazot lagabot(Bombs to the eyebrows) -really cool, really awesome. Old slang tho
Satoom(plugged, clogged) - (an) idiot
Sachut(squeezed, as in for juice) - drained, tired
Kvetch(crumple. as in the result of crumpling something up) - usually used for saying you generally feel unwell with nothing specifcially wrong
Chaval al hazman(Shame on (your) time)- means either really cool and awesome, or really shitty and bad. judge by the tone
Sof Haderech(end of the road) -really cool/awesome
Al Hapanim(on the face) -bad, awful
Chai B'seret(lives in a movie) - acting unrealisticly, having unrealistic expectations
Jook ba-rosh(a cockroach in the head)- a crazy idea/a crazy opinion
Kor Klavim(dog cold) - it's really cold out
Be’shu’shu- doing something quietly or secretly behind the scenes without notifying anyone
Laavod Shachor(working black)- working off the books, not paying taxes
Beten Gav(stomach, back) - a time of relaxation, all you do is turning back and forth. mostly used for resorts/beach
Boker tov Eliyahu (Good morning, Eliyahu)- you finally woke up, huh?
Gilita et America (You discovered america)- Wow! Tell me something I don’t know.
Ma ani, ez? (What am i, a goat?)- Protesting against unequal treatment or being invisible. Sometimes used ironically.
Of mechubas( chicken that has been laundered)- bland chicken, sometimes borrowed for bland food overall
Sof ha’olam smola(At the world's end, turn left) - the middle of nowhere
Bo...(Come...)- you took it too far, you got carried away, this is absurd. either calling out a lie or pointing out an unreasonable behavior
Kfotz li (Jump for me/to me) - fuck you i don't care what you think or something along those lines.
Lenacker(to poke, like a woodpekcer)- to be really tried that your head bobs up and down
Tzahov(yellow) - either gossip, or somenoe who does a lot more then what is expect of him, the latter meaning is purely in the army
Paor(Gaped, gaper)- Someone in shock in a new enviorment, someone who hasn't adapted yet and doesn't know how things work
Af Al Atzmo(flies on himself)- thinks he's a big shot, or really good/important, usually used in the context he's not
Lemakbel(paralallelise) - to date several people at the same time until you choose who you like best
Ma Haloz(what's the schedule?)- what are you doing? what is happening??
Ani Peepee(i'm pee)- i'm laughing so hard i'm almost peeing
Ledafdef(flipping through pages)- telling someone to open a new page, usually a bit dismissive of the person's feelings
yaziz(a fwb)- a combination of the word for not close friend and the word for fucking.
Lila lavan(white night) - staying up all night
Hofer(digger) - someone who talks a lot
Tochen maim(milling water) - doing pointless work, having a pointless prolonged conversation
Cus Ima Shelcha(your mom's pussy)- A curse word, pretty much equal to “fuck you”. Variants include “Your sister’s vagina”, “your grandmother’s vagina” and many more. i usually go "Your mom's and sister's pussy"
Zyin Ba'ayin(a dick in the eye)- Sort of like a general curse, like “fuck”, or to tell people off.
Mashtin bakir(peeing against a wall)- calling someone a dog[derogatory]
Mashehu mashehu(something something)- amazing, very good, extraordinary
Tahoon(minced/ground)- very rich
Rosh Cachol(blue head)- seeing everything in a sexual context. related is that porn movies are sometimes called 'blue movies'
Yoshev al kotzim(sitting on spikes)- restless, full of energy, hyperactive
Noladeta ba'otobus?(were you born on the bus?)- used when someone doesn't close the door behind them
Ochel sratim(eating films/movies)- worried about a single thing, imagining various unlikely repercussions
Mekalef avocado bachoshech(peeling acovados in the dark)- he's gay
Achal ota(ate her/it)- When someone experiences an unlucky event. When someone is screwed.
Matzav capit(Spoon stage)- When you laugh so hard suddenly everything becomes funny. even something like the word 'spoon'
Safam Bar Mitzvah(Bar Mitzvah Mustache)- a shitty patchy mustache/facial hair, like a 13 yo boy trying to say he's grown up.
Lo meaa(not 100)- something's off about him, he's dumb, he's confused
Lo ha chips hachi crispy bakeara(not the crispiest fry in the bowl)- see
Lo meaa
Lo ha iparon hachi mechodad bakalmar(not the sharpest pencil in your pencilbag)- see Lo meaa
Lo afoi ad hasof(not baked all the way)- see lo meaa
Lo hakinder hachi beuno(not the most beuno kinder)- see Lo meaa
Srita/sarut(scratched/a scratch)- a quirk, or if more serious: emotional scarring or trauma of some sort. sometimes used as 'scratched in the brain'
Sak kemach(bag of flower)- a piggy back ride
Para para(cow cow)- doing one thing at a time
Lo (x) ve lo na'alaim(not X and not shoes)- Replying with extra emphasis that someone/something is not as it seems or that it won't happen
Dati lefi da'ati(religious by my opinion)- someone who claims they're religious but breaks the laws of the religious often/doens't act like it
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patheticgirlthing
a thinggender related to being a pathetic girl, or being a girl in a pathetic way & vice versa.
patheticboything
a thinggender related to being a pathetic boy, or being a boy in a pathetic way & vice versa.
patheticthing
a thinggender related to being a pathetic thing, or being a thing in a pathetic way & vice versa.
originally posted by haloz, inaccessible due to their deletion. reposting for archival
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Peaks , Haloz :3 goes back into the void
"Hello! ... Goodbye!"
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I just spoiled myself on the latest halo book and while it makes sense for him to go the way he did I am bummed cause he was a low key fav.
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Beautiful evening with beautiful people I know from before, beautiful evening with people I just met and we clicked and beautiful people that I am looking forward to get to know during the next few days at #terraparzival. I quite often feel a bit of social anxiety before events with groups of new people (and add on top of that responsibility when you are part of the team and go to person, logistics etc.). The best question to ask for me at those moment of anxiety is: How do I want to feel after the meeting? And then tune into that feeling for a few short moments. And then things just start to flow and I return back home with a peaceful feeling in my heart. #Haloze #HisaHrastovec #sLOVEnia #coaching #organisation #storytelling #MihaPogacnik #classicalmusic #philosophy #interestingpeople (at Haloze) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0b0V6YlsVve0VvZzsB2hF0TEtyaQAe7_egwZQ0/?igshid=1oc6wfjjzufw3
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#haloze #landscape #contemporarylandscape #contemporaryphotography #newtopographics #gominimalmag #20mm
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Haloze Blanc & Furmint Gorca aus der slewenischen Steiermark von @vinogross - #mineral #freshness #furmint #haloze #weinauslese #stajerskaslovenija #somelier #weißwein #nature #organicwine #naturewine #elegance #zurichwinelover #wineblog #kilchberg #weingutgross #michaelgross (hier: Switzerland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIDzioWDDyL/?igshid=8k6rqmos2md2
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#haloze po nevihti... (at Stari Grad, Makole) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCwMxBDB3FC-_W1A0IFBAKuLdiFujw1Bl5PlY00/?igshid=bnoes1nrf7p4
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black&whitething
a thinggender related to being black and white, and being a thing; a black&whitething.
black&redthing
a thinggender related to being black and red, and being a thing; a black&redthing.
originally posted by haloz, inaccessible due to their deletion. reposting for archival
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" don't have anything more fun than caffeine ? i'm dying here ! "
“I strongly urge you to get off those pills, my friend. Drugs mess up the brilliant functions of the brain, my most prized possession and I ain’t having none of that. But well, you do you. Got your back any day.”
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