#Hakuouki funny

[stars-and-clouds]

Part 2 of hakuouki as text posts. I love making these

Part 1

[inthegardensofourminds]

Nagakura: No way am I wearing Western clothes! Worst idea ever!

Nagakura, a few minutes later:

[otobabe]

pt.2 of hakuoki images with things my friends and i have said that have been pinned on discord

@hakuoukiss

@dreamyhakuoki @confused-tofu

@smugshiranui

@labyrinthofleah

[fierce-little-miana]

In honor of recently discovering that @dalissy and @ozalysss are both French I wanted to share this meme with you (and @queengurako):

[outofmyhead]

[fuckyeahbakumatsu]

One really cool thing about me is that I got into Hakuouki when I was 12 and it's been my permanent autism hyperfixation ever since but a cool side effect of obsessing over Souji at a point in my life when I was almost completely socially isolated is that death threats became a really prominent aspect of my casual speech and I didn't even notice how bad it is until I've started making new friends in college and they look at me funny unlike my middle/ high school friends who just got used to it. The other day I was just like oh god I sound just like him most people don't say they're going to kill someone because they're frustrated someone doesn't understand the difference between a tornado watch and a tornado warning

[hoshiszora-archived]

Anyway I’m in both Genshin and Hakuouki hell, ad I may be a little tempted to make a blog for this asshole named Chikage Kazama

[chishigure]

They're the same person

[ozzgin]

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Fandoms: [Anime: Baki, Hakuouki, Inuyasha, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Mayoiga, Monster, Naruto, Shaman King, Yu Yu Hakusho]; [Manga/Webcomics: Killing Stalking, Crows/Worst (Takahashi Hiroshi), Suicide Boy, JTHM]; [Games: Hogwarts Legacy (or Harry Potter), Obey me!, Legend of Zelda: BotW + TotK, Silent Hill, Call of Duty, Baldur’s Gate 3]; [Misc: Alien (& Predator), Horror Movies, Creepypasta, Star Trek: TOS]

Baki:

Complete list here

Horror:

Complete list here

Original Works:

Complete list here

Monsters:

Complete list here

Boku no Hero Academia:

BNHA Headcanons: Midoriya Izuku as a loving boyfriend

BNHA Characters x Artist! Reader

BNHA Headcanons: Pro-Hero Todoroki Shoto x Reader

Hakuouki:

[WIP Request] Yandere! Hakuoki x Reader (Demon Trio)

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha/Sesshomaru x Butterfly Demon! Reader Headcanons

Inuyasha/Sesshomaru x Butterfly Demon! Reader Headcanons: First meeting

Inuyasha x Reader Headcanons (lime)

Monster:

[WIP Request] Johan Liebert x Reader

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:

JJBA Headcanons: Pillar Woman! Reader

Naruto (Shippuden):

Yandere! Akatsuki Headcanons: Halloween with their Darling

Kakuzu Fanart (I)

Kakuzu Fanart (II)

Kakuzu Fanart (III)

[Wattpad] Yandere! Akatsuki x Reader Book (ongoing)

Obey Me!

Yandere! Solomon x Reader

Demon Brothers x Reader Headcanons [Belphegor, Beelzebub, Mammon]

Manga/Webcomics:

WORST Characters x Reader

WORST Characters x Reader (II)

[WIP Request] WORST Characters x Cat(like)! Reader

[WIP Request] Crows x Worst Characters x Foreign!Fighter! Reader

Suicide Boy Characters x Caring! Reader Headcanons

Video Games:

[Hogwarts Legacy] Yandere! Sebastian Sallow x Reader

[Hogwarts Legacy] Sebastian Sallow x Ravenclaw! Male Reader

[CoD] Yandere! König & Ghost x Reader Headcanons

[CoD] Yandere! König & Ghost x Reader Headcanons (II)

[CoD] [WIP Request] König x Male! Reader Headcanons

[CoD] König Fanart

[LoZ] [WIP Request] Yandere! Fierce Deity Link x Hylia! Reader

[Baldur's Gate 3] [WIP] Yandere! BG3 Characters x Reader Headcanons

[Baldur’s Gate 3] Bhaal Headcanons

[Baldur's Gate 3] Monster Headcanons

[tackyink]

This was supposed to be for @asususasa but in the middle of writing I thought this could be useful for someone else, so here's Tacky's general list of otome recs. It took me over an hour to write so I'm not proofreading it.

DS

Not much to say here because back in those days otome games didn't get localized. The stand outs are Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side 1st Love Plus and Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side 2nd Season, who have English fan translations. Slice of life games where you play as the protagonist through her three years of high school. And if you feel like a student-teacher romance that would make Sakura Kinomoto's mom proud, these are your games.

PSP

Still well into the no localizations era with one exception: Hakuouki Demon of the Fleeting Blossom. Not recommending it on PSP because there are better versions. Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side 3rd Story Premium also has a fan translation and should be played over its DS counterpart because it has added functionalities. Sadly this time around the teacher is a secret character and a shota.

3DS

There's Hakuoki Memories of the Shinsengumi. Still not recommended because we can do better.

PS3

Hakuouki Stories of the Shinsengumi includes the original game and the fandisk with some neat animations added. This is the version to play if you want the original experience. If you want even more routes, go for another version.

Vita

Hakuoki Kyoto Winds and Edo Blossoms, Collar x Malice and Amnesia are the best games you can get for the Vita imo. Some people dig a lot the Psychedelica of the Ashen Hawk and Psychedelica of the Black Butterfly (I've only played BB, it was good but wasn't the best; wouldn't rate it as high as the others). There's Code Realize and its two fandisks (Future Blessings and Wintertide Miracles) and many people swear by them, but while I liked the common route in the first game, the rest didn't do it for me. You can find all of these except CxM and the CRs on Steam, and the Hakuoki games get dirst cheap on sale. Best bang for your buck of the saga. The CR games have PS4 ports and CxM has a Switch one, which you already know.

Switch

*rolls up sleeves* LET'S GO.

To get it out of the way: Hakuouki KW and EB are getting a Switch rerelease and a new translation and will be released as a single game, Hakuoki Chonicles of Wind and Blossom, on August 1st.

Collar x Malice fucking nails the mystery and lowkey horror vibes with and excellent plot that's interconnected in every route. CxM Unlimited is its fandisk and only recommended if you really have the CxM itch, because it's mostly fluff and the little plot there is is at most functional. It has a route where Ichika joins Adonis and you get to see its inner workings though. That was very interesting.

Bustafellows is 100% found family vibes with a very assertive protagonist. It's a mystery/action story and the team dynamics are sort of Ocean's 11-ish. Hilarious, heartbreaking at times, I've never felt more dread in a game than heading towards the basement in a certain's guy's route. There are two unlockable stories after you finish the routes of the guys, one of which I thought was glorious, another which sets up a sequel and is a big downer but I also really liked. It gets heavy at times with murder, suicide, sexual assault, human trafficking, among other kinds of violence, but despite it, it's generally a very funny and upbeat game. We're getting the sequel next year. Also available on PC.

Café Enchanté baits you with the premise of being a girl who manages a coffee shop patronized by handsome supernatural beings, so it's a real surprise when the cannibalism shows up. Anyway. Great game, but I'm afraid saying more would kind of defeat the point. Reminds me of Megami Tensei games, so if coffee shop AUs with supernatural world-ending threats are your thing, go for it. Just be warned that the fandom has kind of collectively agreed that poster boy's route never happened.

Birushana is a hidden gem that goes on sale super cheap and is also probably a hit or miss thing. You play as the legendary Yoshitsune, who in this game is a girl disguising her gender, but she's an amazing warrior as in history. It has the best otome couple I've ever seen, bar none, with Yoshitsune and Noritsune. The game is worth the price just to see them fall in love on the battlefield and watch Noritsune chug down Respect Women Juice all the way through it. The thing is... the rest of routes aren't great. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed how utterly unhinged they got at times, but the plot got worse as it deepened. Still. Noritsune. And I loved that most of the guys respected her as a warrior and were aware she was as capable or a better warrior than them and she didn't need a man to protect her. Very refreshing. One of my faves got done dirty by the translation because they started pulling lines out of thin air to make him creepier. Just him. Why. It's not like he needed the help.

Virche Evermore Error Salvation is also a good one if you can handle continuous drama and see egregiously bad science and say, "You know what? It's magic. Humans in this world are just built different." The worldbuilding is really interesting and the characters very enjoyable, though they don't feature a lot in each other's routes or aren't that friendly with each other. The continuous tragedy may tire you out, or maybe it'll work and emotionally destroy you. It didn't get any emotional reaction out of me until a certain point near the end, but I enjoyed the game a lot, nevertheless. We're getting the sequel this November and I'm really looking forward to it.

Variable Barricade: a fun romp where a young heiress has to chose a fiancé among the four disaster bachelors her grandpa has selected. It's not really similar to Ouran, but it reminded me a little of it at times. It's a pretty light game. The BFF is a gothic lolita otaku who has the time of her life shipping you with the guys, and the butler... oh boy the butler.

Amnesia, as I mentioned earlier, has a PC port as well as the Vita version, as well as two localized fandisks for the Switch (Amnesia x Crowd) that I can't speak of because I haven't played them yet. The protagonist has supernatural amnesia and must piece together her life while avoiding that other people realize she's lost her memory. It's a super intriguing game the first time you play, really nailed the being completely and utterly lost in the protagonist's shoes. A required play to get in on the cage jokes. It's sort of a rite of passage for otome gamers.

Jack Jeanne has probably the best group dynamics of any otome I've seen. I think some people have issues with the protagonist because they find her passive, but to me she felt the complete opposite. Everybody is adorable. A sentimental story of hard work, being young and and fighting for your dreams, 10/10, no notes. I lied, there's a note: Tanakamigi deserved a route! Where is our Tanakamigi route! щ(゜ロ゜щ)

Last but not least at all, the two Piofiores. Mafia games where all trigger warnings you can think of apply. Well, maybe not the cannibalism, that's still Café Enchanté's crowning glory. Fated Memories, the first one, has its ups and downs, but has very enjoyable characters, rock-solid worldbuilding, an amazing atmosphere set in 1920s Italy with a jazzy soundtrack that ends up living rent free in your brain. The last routes of the first game, Gil's and Finale, are worth the full price of the game alone. Piofiore Episodio 1926 is a masterpiece of the otome genre. It doesn't have a single boring route, and the final stretch (Advent Calendar-Alternativa-Secret Character route) has the best writing I've seen in an otome. Lots of points of view and situations interconnecting, an excellent final couple, top notch interactions between the main characters. Just the best.

[kurayami-no-ko]

So for the Sakura parties, I think they ranked how good the Hakuouki guys are at seducing women lol. And there are different placements in the rankings during different performances because of different VAs and different circumstances.

It is kinda funny af that Sannan is ranked fourth on both rankings I found. Apparently, the guy can flirt when he wants to do so or when it is for his job. This means that Sannan isn’t bad at interpersonal relationships, he cannot be bothered most of the times to be pleasant lol.

Here are two rankings I found on Twitter. They are in Japanese but it is just name so can be easily translated by google.

https://x.com/yuzu_h_2/status/1764936524242563113?s=20

https://x.com/tsuiyameru/status/1764220192362725645?s=20

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Hakuouki as oddly specific alignment charts. (Part 1??)

I was bored last night...

The first template is my own, you can download the empty template here.

[blueneil]

Dear Hakuouki fandom, does Hakuouki Characters have emoji to representate or associate with them? I think many old fandom didn't have this but it's been normalize in nowadays fandom lol.

I've been searching for months but didn't find any of it 🥲

Personally i already have emoji for some characters in mind tho:

🐓 : Souma (TELL ME IN THE EYES HE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A POOR LITTLE HEN, TELL ME)

🐱 : Okita for obvious reason ^w^

🐥: Yamazaki, idk... he looks like... smol baby chicken.... mostly his hair giving it that way

🐍: Sannan (WELL)

🦞: Harada (PLS PLS I'M SO SORRY BUT RED HAIR, "LONG" BODY, STRONG APPEREANCE???) if its not this then its the 🍶 (sake) emoji (you can tell i'm not creative i'm so sorry)

❄️: Saito!! I'm thinking about bunny to but anyway snow flake really fit him :") Pretty, cold, but easily melt when he meet some heat.

🌸: Chizuru (my baby) but it will be funny if this an emoji to Hijikata, because Chizuru always associate him with Cherry Blossom tree

[minsarasarahair]

I find it funny that the first scene in White Cat Legend 2 is reminding me that my favorite character General Qiu did massacre a city with his army. Again, I want to warn people who’s going to watch White Cat Legend donghua. I know they have cute character designs but it has war scenes that might traumatize you. Its a mature donghua for adults. I really commend them for their well-done sound design and great visuals in that scene. General Qiu looks indeed terrifying.

Anyway, my reaction to that is hilarious. I’m like “Its fine. I’m used to it. I have questionable faves like Hijikata and Jiang Cheng after all.”

Then I noticed that all of them are purple questionable bishies LOL    

1. General Qiu Shenji (White Cat Legend) - He was introduced as ruthless general and his loyalty lies to the empress but not really. He was seen interacting with the unkillable cannibal character to do shady business but strangely interfere when Li Bing(protag) is hurt. The empress and her people also implied that General Qiu might betray them. His motivation is quite vague for now but it seem season 2 will explore more his character. That he used to be the young prince’s bodyguard and his past. I’m like in Li Bing’s shoes I don’t know why he did the massacre but based on the season 2 opening visuals, it seem there are powerful people behind his actions. He’s like a sacrificial pawn in a big board game. In his character profile, it says he dislike war but obviously contradict his actions. 

2. Jiang Cheng (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) - Notorious Yunmeng Jiang sect leader for his bad temper, hunting demonic cultivators and leading the siege against the demonic cultivator, Wei Wuxian(protag). He’s known for his hatred over Wei Wuxian and demonic cultivators. But it seem despite that, Wei Wuxian stated that it wasn’t Jiang Cheng who killed him. Jiang Cheng also act as the supporting guardian for his nephew Jin Ling all these years. It looks like he has a soft spot for the child despite his strict exterior. At the end of the story, it was revealed he cared about Wei Wuxian and just totally misunderstood him but choose to no longer go after him. In the after story extra, it was implied Jiang Cheng was helping his nephew about sect stuff. 

3. Hijikata Toshizo (Demon of Fleeting Blossom) - Inspired from the historical figure, the demon vice-commander of Shinsengumi that serves the Shogunate. He was feared and respect by his subordinates. He is a strict and ruthless commander to the point of establishing bushido aka their samurai code that states the penalty for breaking it is seppuku (killing oneself). In the Hakuouki anime, it also shows how firm he is in doing shady business for the survival of Shinsengumi and supporting Kondou Isami. Such as forcing his subordinates to take part in rasetsu(fake demons) experiment and ambushing people that might interfere their goals. In the prequel, that screenshot image I chose Serizawa threatened a geisha after she talks back to the samurai. Hijikata became a mediator and offered himself to cut off the geisha’s hair as punishment. Its a traumatizing scene for me because hair is very important to women especially in that period and profession. ANYWAY! Despite Hijikata’s shady side, he genuinely care about Kondou as leader and Okita Souji’s health. Souji and Hijikata has siblings kinda relationship in Hakuouki where Hijikata acts as the older brother who scolds him whenever he disobey or tease him.

[fierce-little-miana]

Souji: has several poorly healed bullet holes in his body, has TB, is a rasetsu, can’t follow his calling in life (killing people for Kondo), is being babysat by Yamazaki who he loathes, is being babysat by Chizuru with whom he is in a situationship that none of them plans to make clearer in the foreseeable future, is worried for Chizuru.

Chizuru: the love of her life has several bullet holes (‘because of her’) in his body and is a rasetsu and she can’t do a lot to help him get better, is babysitting Souji (notably difficult to babysit), is in a situationship with Souji, Souji and Yamazaki have actually called a truce for the first time in their lives to force her to rest.

Yamazaki: has to babysit Souji (notably difficult to babysit) who he can’t stand either, has to babysit Chizuru too because she doesn´t take good care of herself, can’t attend to any of his other duties for the Shinsengumi, has to witness the situationship between Souji and Chizuru every single day.

Dr Matsumoto: has to come once a week (idk) in the middle of this and has to try being professional.

[yuushiiblog]

wait what part of the drama are u referring to in your last post?

Hello my dear anon!

I am referring to the second episode of the drama Hakuouki Sweet School Life (2015).

Since you made me suffer a little and watch this episode, I'll tell you some statistics:

Kazama in this episode fully pronounced the word sapuraizu 12 times. Amagiri repeated this 6 times and once Shiranui said it irritably so that they would calm down.

in fact, this dorama is hilariously stupid, just look at how Kazama's office is decorated!

I think this scenes is especially funny, in fact, it's worth watching it yourself. I laughed out loud at these moments.

AND FOR ALL THOSE who think that Kazama is not a realistic character, I will tell a real-life story.

the brother of my close friend wanted to secretly propose to his girlfriend (they were already living together). to find out the size of her finger, he put her rings on his fingers at night while she was sleeping. the size was perfect for his little finger. but for some reason he got confused and was sure that the ring fit his index finger. and even the doubts of the woman at the checkout in the store did not convince him.

in the end, when he put the ring on her finger, it immediately slipped off her, because it was too big.

SO — I love ssl Kazama, I think he is an incredible character. it's just a pity that he doesn't have a OST in the dorama with classical music like in the game.