#Haha genderswap lmao

[dsafenthusiast]

what if i... *magic anon* Dave and Jack are now girls for 2 asks (this reminds me of the older days help) - 🖤

Daisy (Dave genderbend): "wtf-"

Jack: "Pfft- you look adorable in that dress."

Daisy: "HOW TF DID YOU NOT CHANGE-"

Jack: "It's because you can't turn someone into a girl if they're ALREADY one."

Daisy: "Wait wha-"

[partycatty]

So ive been obsesed with janet cage since she appeared in the end of mk1 and now shes finally being released with peacemaker and im desperate for something ANYTHING PLEASE 🙏 😭

YOURE SO ME FR I LOVE JANET SO MUCH GENUINELY i need her so bad she's my pfp and banner on discord rn HAHA thank you for sharing your thoughts bc i was so afraid i was alone HEHE

janet cage > this one's for you, baby!

janet's got a wittle crush on the reader, and will go to stupid lengths to show herself off

notes: you're in the genderbent universe :3 but because i'm stupid, the chosen ones' names are gonna remain the same because i couldn't think of a genderswapped name for them and wasn't about to do them dirty with new names LMAO

[ masterlist ]

it was only a couple months into training, and things were looking... decent? at least, you could consider yourself improving. sure, combat was something you trained in, but when it came to you versus whatever horrors outworld contained, you tugged at the collar of your shirt.

janet, however, seemed unfazed. actually, she seemed ecstatic! you'd seen a couple of her movies and knew she could kick ass if needed. her physique impressed you, as did her endless charm and effortless ability to piss the swordswoman off. her attitude was brushed off for your sake. you knew she had just gone through a messy divorce with her ex-wife, is in talks of selling her mega mansion, and new roles were coming up dry. you'd think she'd be bitter but it turned out to be quite the opposite. her typical swagger and flourished gestures tore you from your thoughts.

"there she is!" janet exclaims, swinging a toned arm around your shoulder and tugging you close to her side. "you miss me? i bet you did!" you recall the last time you interacted with her: lunch. twenty minutes ago. even still, her perky attitude flustered you quicker than you'd like to admit.

"suuure," you sarcastically reply, hoping to toy with her ego a bit. "as if i didn't see you at lunch."

"it's hard to not miss me when i'm not around," she sighs dramatically, as if she has the hard life. "no need to lie to me, babe. you love having me around." your insides twist at the name. as you eyes are downcast, janet's eyes light up more than usual with a slight blush to her cheeks.

"whatever you wanna believe, miss A-List," you swat her arm, and she removes it though her grin remains unfaltered. janet pauses for a moment, lifting her sunglasses from her eyes and settling them on top of her head. you're winded by her beauty. you had seen it on screen as mentioned before, but there was some alluring power of her eyes when they were only a couple feet from your face. janet could kick ass, but she was also a gorgeous actress.

"tell you what," she shoots a single finger gun at you, once again removing you from your daydreams full of her face... among other things. "you won't have to miss me tonight. raiden and i planned to spar after dinner. you'll watch me kick her ass, right?" there was a hint of pleading, almost nervousness in her gaze. as if she needed you to say yes. her brows knitted together for only a single twitch.

"don't sweat," you reassure her, taking her strong hands in yours with a soft smile. "i'll be your cheerleader." with your confirmation, you turn on your heel and head the other direction to tend to your own duties. what you don't notice, however, is janet whooping to herself as soon as your back is turned.

just as the sun hits golden hour, you and the girls are waiting by the sparring ring. raiden stands straight, hands behind her back as she waits for her opponent to arrive. and so she does. janet comes jogging into view, waving at the crowd of monks and earthrealmers. she waves and smiles, blowing kisses to an unamused audience. she acts like it's another one of her performances. liu kang rolls her eyes.

"i bet your chakram hat that janet gets her ass kicked," you mutter to kung lao, who stood beside you with a smirk. she nudges your shoulder.

"aren't you supposed to be on janet's side?" kung lao mumbles back with a knowing grin. when you return with a perplexed frown, she scoffs. "everyone and their mother could figure out you're into her."

your cheeks puff up out of frustration, ready to rip kung lao a new one for being so loud and direct, but you see a hand snap in your face. snapping your neck to the source, you meet your eyes with janet's, who was leaning down to catch your attention.

"hey hey, eyes on me, sweet thing," her voice feels like honey when it drops low, and you snap back to her attention with a dazed look in your eye. your heel drives into kung lao's foot when you hear her snicker. "atta girl, check this out." a part of you dies inside from embarrassment. damn her and her confidence.

the spar begins, and admittedly it's evenly matched. punches are matched with kicks, parries and dodges slightly rile the crowd up from how equal the combat is. while raiden is calculated, janet is quick, and it becomes apparent that janet actually has a good chance.

that is, until she successfully knocks raiden to the ground. she's doubled over in pain, trying to prop herself up enough to come back from the near-knockout. janet winds up a fist almost comically, winding it in circles with a grin. just before she lands the blow, she turns to you with a beaming, cocky grin.

"this one's for you, baby!" janet shouts out, pulling her sunglasses down with her other hand to wink. before you could even consider being flattered, raiden flips up and shifts her weight, readying a godlike kick.

WHAM!

───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────

janet sits awkwardly on the cot, fidgeting with the now broken pair of sunglasses in her hands. she can't seem to bring herself to focus on you, even as you're leaning into her to wipe her wounds.

"you should have been more careful," you gently scold her, holding her face up by her chin to wipe the dried blood on her nose. "i don't need the whole show to be impressed, janet."

she smiles lazily, eyelashes fluttering as she inspects your features. "did i at least look hot getting my nose broken?"

you want to sigh and scold her further, but you decided to indulge in her entertainment and smile back, and janet visibly tenses up at your warm stare.

"very."

her lazy smile turns into a lopsided grin as she realizes you're calling her hot. not that her ego needed it really, she knew she was hot. but you saying of it all people, dear lord she was reeling. although she was an actress, a damn good one, you could see she was visibly straining herself from losing it. so, considering you had the upper hand, you hold her face by her cheeks and squish gently with a teasing smile.

"you're blushing."

janet frowns dubiously. "am not."

"i can see it. you're blushing." your eyes flicker between hers, and then to her lips briefly. she sucks them in, focusing on your own lips with dazed eyes.

perhaps janet could use another lesson, you think. so, instead of indulging in what you both want, you let go of her face and place the bloodied rag in a discard bin, wiping your hands on your thighs. janet freezes with a pleading look, knowing exactly what you're doing. you're playing a sick game of cat and mouse.

"where are...?" janet's voice trails off sheepishly, the hardest indicator that you've caught her off guard. she wants to stand up and follow you out, but the monks told her to stay, and a pounding migraine from the blow made sudden movement difficult.

"gotta fight for what you want, janet," you coo innocently, waving with your fingers before you exit the tent. "just don't get your ass kicked. maybe then i'll reward you."

you're not around long enough to see the steam spilling from her ears and her beet-red cheeks.

[meraki-yao]

To bring some joy back and because I'm on the crossover ship train now I found this post on Little Red Book that summarizes Taylor's characters so far

Translation of the caption :

It's so hard to get a cross over ship, can the other five guys help out Marco?

I summarized TZP's characters. Didn't put ACD in.

Discussion Poll: you would you choose for a cross-over ship? (asides from Marco)

We've got Dustin (1Up), Shane (Minx), Noah (Embeds), Benji (iCarly), Zach (12 Deadly Days), and of course the lovely Marco (The Kissing Booth 2 & 3)

Then there's these two gem of a comment

Translation with notes in brackets because I can't find perfect words for some more colloquial words used:

For me: Marco and Tom, the idiot (affectionate) firefighter Shane with hot girl (please don't question it) violinist Johnnie, if Dustin gets Hexed by Timmy's witch friends (word use is specifically used to describe female best friends, like the kinds that are more or less sisters) they can pair up as well, Noah the reporter with titty (oh God but yeah that's the word) farm boy Mark, Ari the nurse with Luke who's suffering from a leg injury, and the rest are still figuring it out on blind dates

Translation with notes in brackets because I can't find perfect words for some more colloquial words used:

Marco and Tom is a common pair (it's the most popular crossover ship in the Chinese RWRB fandom); and Dustin that asshole can get with Jeff, Noah looks like he belongs to a mob, he can get with that kid who got paid 500 quid (Angelo, Nick's cameo in Legacy); Benji and Luke can do a genderswapped version (I have no fucking clue what that means); Zach died too quickly so I can't think of anything for him; Shane? Who the fuck is that? I don't know him! Just joking (doge meme) haha but seriously this long-hair hairstyle is entirely dependent on his abs (...that's the best I can do but basically they don't like Shane's long hair on Taylor); Nick still has Johnnie, Prince Robert from Cinderella, Elliot from Chambers to choose from... Maybe idiotic(affectionate) Shane with Prince dumbass? Now that's a Cinderella story

Yeah I don't know if I have a point here but yeah lmao

I'm still undecided about who I'm gonna pair Marco with in my Taylor Nick variant crossover iPartment rom-com lol

Oh also for some reason Benji's winning the poll

[andthebubbles]

okay at least this ep doesn't have anthony in it so hopefully i'm not taking like 3h to watch it

3x08

mmm delicious. i love a desperate, alone cressida making bad decisions. what if there's an AU where she's a serial killer? WHAT IF SHE HAD TO RUN AWAY IN S1 AND SHE MET ANTHONY WHO HAD ALSO RUN AWAY BECAUSE MAYBE HE KILLED (OR THOUGHT HE KILLED) SIMON

LMAO I FELT THIS SO HARD

SKFJGNFDKGNJKG

what the fuck?

ehe this is somewhat similar to the speech anthony gave to daphne in 1x04 "it is more than just your honour at stake, it is your sisters' too; the entire family name. it has been decided" (eeee i went and double checked it and i only missed a lil bit; also anthony is so pretty there halp)

HAHAHAA

why the FUCK is colin making this all about himself? no one replied to him while he was travelling? wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll didn't he choose to travel?

shut up colin, you have no idea what cressida is going through

SAME, GIRL

cress why don't you just explain your situation and ask for money....... or maybe she wouldn't do that haha... aahfdkjgdkjg fuck

colin. shut the FUCK up

cress kinda needs an advisor in this lol i feel like she's showing her hand too much. but then, she's like, idk, 20?

uh, isn't colin also without a title?

CUNT

heyyy they playing the duel music :3

so... does eloise not remember that cressida's father is a bitch..... ohhh well i guess she doesn't know the details about sending cress off to wales..................

why did it sound like the drink's already hit violet skjfngfkgjgk

CACKLE

but violet was like. a kid then. lmfao

JKDNGKFGJ AND THE BIT AFTER SKJFGKG dying

heh benedict's having a good time

that bit of colin sitting up on the settee is the best he's looked all season (25:15:ish)

why did this man wink at portia

SKDFJNKFGJN why is this so funny

ohhh to be an actor like polly walker.....

🥺

i love this convo actually

oh yeah you two are REALLY alike, i've been calling this since like s1

A Thousand Cuts has a really good anthony and penelope chapter. and ... was it also that fic that had a really good anthony and fran chapter, or is that another fic...? "but franny, it is so far." maybe it was.

yeah it's really OOC that anthony skipped fran's wedding. hmm. but like, i get actor schedules get in the way... idk.

violet's speech to fran is....................................... is it not a bit out of nowhere? or is she just being like this bc she's in the honeymoon stage with marcus lmao

HAHAHAHAHAA JFC THE PRIEST FUCKING KNOWS HALP

so... is fran's look after the kiss like... ....... oh whatever

ehehe (also the moment before with b&e but that's already been giffed so i've already seen it)

benedict~

lmao

hey, the piece fran and violet are playing on the piano, isn't that mozart, one of the sonatas, 2nd mvt, but it's a little bit off, and ALSO in the wrong key... aah ... it's in F major... and in the show it's in E major........... anyway i'm not sure if it is that piece because the notes are off a bit. maybe they did that deliberately. idk

now to try find which sonata it is lmao, classical music is so hard to google

oh okay. k330. in the end i just googled the numbers i had played before lmfao. but yeah, in the show it's not exactly that. if anything it feels inspired by that.

it could be another piece entirely though, just that it has similarities to k330 2nd mvt. anyway

MAYBE THAT HE DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ENOUGH. HMMM SEEMS TO RUN IN THE FAMILY

IS THIS WHERE HE RUNS AWAY

yeah he but-ed XD

HE WANTS TO MEET MORE MEN

what if they genderswap sophie skjfng????

awww

haha skjfngkjdfng he went straight from the bed to the swings!

awww this season really made me like portia

lmfao finch's sneeze

okay so i guess pen prepared that speech lmao and forewarned some people. interesting lighting they put on her btw. and yeah i do think she got off a bit lightly, but honestly if they were to do it ... probably closer to honestly, it might've been quite harsh. but who knows. anyway

gosh i love portia

:3

awwww

awwww colin finally got off his high horse. yay. your wife is awesome. you should be pleased, nitwit :3

lmaoooo eloise inviting herself to scotland KSJDNKJFGNK

SKJFNGKJGN

okay, can benedict, eloise and francesca all be queer

i want them to genderswap sophie!!!! but i guess they won't. i guess.

eloise and michaela are holding hands!!

okay so it was only towards the end of ep 8 when it finally felt like bridgerton again. minus the costumes. the first half of ep 8 felt like... wildly off the pace.

imo they didn't need to do cressida THAT dirty.

anyway i'll save this stuff for a ep 5-8 round-up post

[alesseia]

🔪🍓 for the truth or dare asks! :)

(writer truth or dare ask game!!)

🔪 ⇢ what’s the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

God, I KNOW I've researched a lot of niche topics but nothing's coming up to me right now for "weirdest" 😅

Recently I've been trying to write a oneshot for an AU of my OCs as aquatic bird-themed knights in a fantasy setting based on pre-/early colonial Philippines, so a lot of my research has been various types of aquatic birds. They're actually pretty interesting! Like, did you know that there's a duck that is basically a cuckoo in terms of breeding, meaning that they lay their eggs in other ducks' nests? Anyway my OC Nathan is now a black-headed duck knight in this AU so that I could recreate his parental issues HAHA

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

I've always been a writer at heart, though primarily for my OCs, since I was really young, like 10 years old or so. Prior to that age, I used to daydream about myself interacting and going on adventures with my favorite fandom characters like Yugi Mutou from Yu-Gi-Oh, Red from Pokémon Adventures, and Kazemaru Ichirouta from Inazuma Eleven. I didn't even read fanfic at that age but I had made all sorts of trope-filled scenarios like bodyswap and genderswap, all that jazz, so maybe I was just destined for fanfic LMAO

With all that background, it's honestly surprising that I didn't start writing fanfiction until I was like, 15 or 16? Though, my aunt had banned me from going on ffnet, so I had refrained from reading fanfic until I discovered AO3, and it took a bit longer for me to come out with an AU that I wanted to read but nobody had made yet.

I've always been more of an OC person so nowadays my fanfic tends to be for OC-based fic like what I write for the Nuzlocke forum, but I do want to write and publish some stuff for this really niche ship I've got for a different fandom, so I wouldn't say I'm opposed to writing more canon character-based fic. We'll see, haha.

[cookinguptales]

oh also just a reminder that the offer for giftfic is still open.

I used to do yuletide and the trick-or-treat exchange every year, but stopped for Various Reasons. still, I have a void in me that can only be filled by writing people bespoke fiction as holiday gifts.

I like the puzzle of deciding how to write something to somewhat narrow specifications! I like knowing at least one person what I'm writing! I like making people happy!

the past few years, in lieu of doing exchanges I've instead offered up fic requests near the end of the year. that's actually how I got started writing nandermo to start with, haha.

so uhhhh if you've ever wanted a fic from me, hmu? I can't promise anything (I... have been very tired lately) but if you know I like a pairing/canon, feel free to ask me for it. origific is fine, too, as long as you have some basic idea in mind.

some more guidelines (such as what I need in a request and things I don't like to write) under the cut

I will not write anything graphically NSFW about underage characters

I will not write even non-graphic adult/minor

I don't want to write noncon, though I'll consider dubcon depending on the characters and what you want. (i.e. sex pollen or whatever? generally fine. combative (but enjoyed) dubcon for characters who have complicated relationships in canon? generally fine. but don't ask me for like....... muppet dubcon or something. I say this because it has been asked.)

I mean honestly I just don't want to write anything super dark for any lighthearted canon, not for the holidays. like.... again, I say this because I have been asked. please don't ask me for muppet tortureporn. not again.

no kinks involving (non-typically sexual) bodily fluids. no shade, it's just a squick for me. this includes bloodplay except for vampires. I guess that's an obvious exception.

honestly, I just reserve the right to be like "nah, that's not my thing" for any kink/pairing. I wanna make you happy, but not by writing something that squicks me.

oh I also don't wanna write PIV lmao

finally, I don't usually like writing characters as being part of a marginalized group they aren't in in canon. (see: non-canon disability, non-canon racebending, non-canon genderswaps, etc.) if they are that thing in canon, that's fine. I just don't usually enjoy writing that kind of AU.

uhhhhh other than that, hmu. I really don't have THAT much I won't write, I just wanted to be kind of exhaustive in the things I don't like writing so I won't waste both of our time.

as for what to send me, I really just ask that you tell me the kind of thing you like and don't like (so it's a gift for you) while giving me prompts that aren't super detailed. the more wiggle room you give me, the better the fic will probably be. a sentence or two? fine. 500 words or something, with tons of details and specific scenes in mind? at that point, you've kind of already written it. lmao

anyway, the sooner you get me a request, the more likely I'll be able to write it by the end of the year.

(though... *looks pointedly at Smoke* sometimes they just take longer to write but still get posted eventually. lmao)

[safyresky]

LMELS ART DROP LMELS ART DROP AHHHHHHHH My god these are all so FUN. The Mother Nature designs all SLAP! ABSOLUTE BANGERS. And bb Kills!!!! AND LADY KILLS. The enrichment these art drops add to my enclosure are like. CHEF'S KISS. also DUNA MY BELOVED she's got such a lovely design, I can't wait to learn more about her :D

"there's something in your walls" had me immediately go "it's child killian that's who's in the walls it's just him lmao"

OH AND MOTHER NATURE AND JACK AND THE GROUNDHOG I'M LAUGHING, EXCELLENT! I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR, FUCK WHAT THE GROUNDHOG SAYS! 😂😂😂

AND THEN DITELINE BBS?? HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!? THEM?!?!?!? Don't mind me hijacking ur post under this cut for a moment 👀👀👀

DITE. LINE. KIDDOS. GAH!!!!

Robyn just full on. They go right for the winter sprite aesthetic, because they just really, really, really love the chaos that ensues whenever people look at him and go "ah yes. winter sprite" and suddenly he's breathing fire like HAHA PSYCH and the person is like, horrified or shocked or whatever. Eira/Bianca scolds him but then he goes "well it brings me JOY" and Joy, who is, in fact, the personification/goddess of Joy, is like "LET THEM ENJOY THIS EIRA! DAMN!"

Joy is like. She takes a lot after Dite, and is partial to pinks and yellows and the like I imagine! She has wings but they're like her grandmater's wings (butterfly!) and is very much like. fwooshy dresses. breezy skirts. She has light brown hair but I gotta say, I love the red it's so cute and fiery 🥰🥰🥰 and she can do a bit of fire and ice so like. NICE.

Eira's a slut for the colour purple and that's about all I've got for her presently. And sweater vests! She's a bit of a nerd. I love how Jazz from Danny Phantom she looks here, lol. It suits her! She's a bright lil winter sprite but is just as chaotic as her siblings, she just likes to think she isn't. But she is >:)

AND SOME CS LORE DROPPING WHILE I'M HERE: You don't HAVE to be born in CS; you can be born, or made of elements and shit! I have a really old smile shot that kinda talks about this but it's ANCIENT and is actually being rewritten presently with a better idea of how the not-born thing works! For example, the Diteline kids, only Robyn is "born" and that's loose bc they v much were "born" bc Dite thought it'd be fun. Jacqueline was very worried the entire time bc Dite couldn't decide where Robyn would be born from. Dite was like "I mean, Athena came out of Zeus's head. Maybe I should have this kid from my ELBOW" and Jacqueline's out here like "your. i'm sorry. wHAT" bc gods are just so fucking weird like that (but she loves her weird goddess!)

Summer, Autumn, and Spring were made of the elements they control, then brought to form thanks to the Springs! Winter was born but still needed a light life from the Springs, that was a whole. Thing. Had her bio parents v worried DX. BUT IT WORKED OUT!

anyway i'm done hijacking the post lmao. Now going to stare at lil Killian and genderswap Killian for uh. A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME (she said, like a liar. it is going to be a very unnormal amount of time)

I KNOW I said that I would keep these kinds of posts to 1 spread only

BUT I JUST CREATE FAR TOO MUCH FOR MY OWN GOOD. I got a truck load of doodles and concepts that I can only scream about on tumblr.hellsite because no one else can decipher my nonsense. Im sorry these kinds of posts are always so wordy. But here ya go. 

I have also taken to writing notes on these pages, so you’ll get a little more of the thought process here.

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[kerousual]

Genderbent Twoie? Twora?

[asteraegis]

some emilia jane kenway actin a wench, which, by literal definition, she is

[masterhandss]

Is there a different between Season 2 episode 8's version of Keith's dream life where everyone is genderswapped in the novels or the manga? I saw in your media guide that it's an adaption of something from the manga but I can't read it myself so I thought I'd ask. Have a nice day!

I'm really sorry for the late reply on this one (and basically every question sent my way jhgfjhsdf)!!

I already answered this question in another previous question, and honestly I should have combined both questions, but since I forgot I'll answer the question again as an apology :DD

Season 2 Episode 7's "My Wish Came True..." is a combination of the Bonus Side Story from Manga Volume 4 "Dreamland Gender Bender" and Light Novel 5 Comic "Anne's Room". The genderswap au itself is a very very very popular au in the jp hamefura community, so in hindsight it's not a shock that it was adapted into the anime at all!

Like I said in a different post, the difference in the scene is that in the manga's side story, all this kinda happens from Katarina's perspective as she just follows along knowing everything is a dream, instead of it being Keith. Katarina dreams that everyone is genderswapped, but I don't think it says anything about her wanting to become a man, since she was really unsure on how to act the entire time and just played along so she can wake up form the dream soon. Maybe it does, I'm not too sure so that's just my opinion ^^;;

But I guess the main inspiration for the episode itself is the comic form the light novel, so technically there isn't any difference at all? (there wasn't much to adapt anyways)

Haha I saw lots of people get confused on what Keith's wish was since he doesn't say it and just lets the clip of everyone being genderbent do all the talking, so here's his response from the manga.

Just so we're clear, his wish is that if he gets reincarnated, he wouldn't mind becoming a girl in his next life because spending so much time with Katarina has basically made him feel curious or confident that he could stand in the shoes of a girl.

Oh yeah, also I can't be bothered to open the episode to check how it was said in japanese or how it was subbed, but I don't remember exactly if the question presented or the life that the doll house would show you is your "wish", your "alternate life" or your "dream life". The original question is "if you could be reincarnated as anyone or anything, what would you be?" which makes sense for the kind answers that they gave (an animal, someone who is strong and muscular, a prince or king, someone without any doom flags, etc.)

The trans Keith headcanons that sprung from the episode are really funny, but also I hope people aren't using a filler episode to assume deeper things about his character. His wish says more about how Katarina treats him more than his own personal struggles to be honest. Combining Katarina's genderbent dream and Keith's 'reincarnated life' wish really makes him look like he wished everyone was genderswapped huh XDD I won't deny that Keith did say he wouldn't mind being a girl in his next life, but I'm not sure if that feelings also apply to his current one lmao.

If you wanna headcanon him as having gender envy or being a closet trans then do whatever you want :DD just know that the contents of the filler episodes won't bleed into the plot of the actual main story so don't expect more insight on that anything soon :))

Thank you for the ask, and have a nice day as well!!

[cancellablex]

About fem g'cest! I presume Noelle "gets along" with a LOT of musicians (especially in post-oasis era)? and what about the others in the band? Gem and Noel seem really cute in HFB... Also the Oasis-Blur rivalry would be even more interesting considering Blur are still lads? (strangely I think about Johnny being Joanie Marr in this universe haha)

Okay so this has resulted in a couple retcons! and there’s now a tag! #noellia :D 

So you see, as I’ve been thinking stuffz through I was tempted to genderswap EVERYONE but then I decided that the world was the same and the only genders changed would be those that would maintain the het/gay status of the canon relationships in this world. (So we got Patrick Kensit, Mark Matthews, Nick Appleton, Sam MacDonald, and Devon Gwyther - plus Noelle’s pre-fame boyfriend Louis, plus uh Lewis Moorish AND Lewis Ghorbani good god lmao)

So like, everyone the same but the girls, their officially recognized love interests, and Clint Boon (because lbr lmao). And I was like “The Smiths have to be guys because of the homoerotic content influencing Take Me” BUT THIS IS NOT TRUE - it still works and also I’m now a Johnny/Noel truther because if my thirst comment about Noel hadn’t killed my computer I wouldn’t have opened this interview in a separate tab to finish watching and I wouldn’t have seen the comment below it claiming they were lovers and also cos one of my cest buds ships it and has given me material go read their fic. So you’re absolutely right, Joanie Marr is perfect as a hero and mentor and friend of Noelle’s!!!! 

Thank you! :D Now, about the rest of the band, they��d stay the same - so we got Bonehead and Guigsy and Tony as guys, and Bonehead is still a bro type friend of Lia’s :) even if they kissed lol, and I can see Lia having dated Tony and that’s why he got sacked lmao. Andy and Gem are still Andy and Gem! :D so Gem and Noel would also be friends, maybe an unrequited crush from Gem’s side but it still works, you know? sometimes as a lesbian you get dudes who genuinely like you as a person crushing on you but they are decent about it so you work well together and be good friends

Ah fuck... we’re gonna need female Russell Brand and Matt Morgan aren’t we? :| WE’LL DEAL WITH 2008 AND ONWARDS WHEN WE GET THERE

I think Noelle would hang out with a whole bunch of male musicians because of the music and people would rumour there was something else but like, nope lol, but it’d be fine because everybody would make a big deal about her not being traditionally attractive despite she being really quite hot and also like A ROCK QUEEN?!. And also would hang out with more female rockstars and people would be like AH SOLIDARITY AMONGST ROCK GODDESSES but nah, they banging

Much to think about 

[elliesgaymachete]

post/641957356627968001/annies-scrapbook-annies-scrapbook-the-doctor-has The Master called herself Mistress, Missy for short. It was suppose to prevent people from guessing who she was and kinda stuck after the revelation.

Thanks I hate it 😂

I’ve just always hated that “mistress” is the genderswapped equivalent of “master” because the two words have two totally different meanings and connotations and mistress just feels more demeaning and bleh, haha

I’m guessing this was still from Steven Moffat’s era of DW though which is why I never watched it and it doesn’t surprise me lmao

[garyrennell]

hello beautiful people💕💕 kinda long update here about the stuff i’m working on:

The Villa’s Star-Crossed Lovers: Day 15✨ it will take me a while tho because writing CA is paaaainfull😂 but it will come out eventually, i promise.

Blue and Hazel: Day 4🙈 yes, my girl @mrsgaryrennell and i are jumping straight to finish this chapter so we can deliver more content to you guys🤫 so much happens omg.

Islanders’ places moodboards: an amazing collab with awesome @therealityofthematteris💙💙💙 we still have a lot of Islanders’ places we want to show you.

Islanders as parents moodboards: yes people👀👀👀 we all wanna see how our LI’s would look like as dads🔥 i’ll post Gary’s today😏

Islanders’ occupations moodboards: actually an idea suggested by @mrsgaryrennell🙊 basically moodboards about their jobs like Bobby being a chef, Gary and his cranes, Priya being a badass estate agent and so on🌚🌚

kinkyboards: yes lol i’m still making them lmao but i’ll post them slowly because i don’t want bots in my blog again😰

some genderswap requests, like Kassam and Dicky😉

i’m actually making icons haha but idk if you would like me to post them🤔 they’re pretty simple and transparent like mine.

incorrect quotes as always✨✨

Blue and Hazel memes and content💕😭 mainly posting them on @dickyemsworth. you’ll love the memes once they start coming out haha.

that’s practically it🤩 as some of you may have noticed, i’m on a semi-hiatus rn because uni has been getting extra heavy and i’m on hospital shifts every now and then, which is a lot of pressure😔 so i’ll be disappearing kinda often and not posting for a while because of that😕 anyway, take care, wash your hands and please use masks🥺 not just to take care of yourselves, but to take care of others too💙✨

[stevewiththeweather]

caution for longass post ahead. it’s my (summer of) 6th grade sketchbook

thank you, past me, very cool

theres a fuckton of deh in here and most of it makes me want to dump a bucket of cold water on my past self’s head, so be warned

chibi harry potter. this one’s not awful

this was also back when i liked mlp. i was a derpy stan

harry potter again. this one actually looks worse in the photo because i took it at a bad angle. i liked it at the time but noted the hand was a bit small. lmao

this was also the same year i rediscovered avpm! so many things happened in that year in terms of fandoms

lauren’s draco. the one on the bottom right (the actual screenshot, not the drawing) was my profile picture for the longest time

quirrelmort. the one ship i don’t hate now because it was like. canon

this was from like. a year later also @ past me you absolutely did not

i remember angrily drawing the line across her neck because it was a “good drawing” but the neck was too long. lol

i sort of wanted to be one of those kids that drew cats. as you might be able to tell, that didn’t happen

ah yes, the precious baby bean modern!john laurens

i don’t know. something to do with pride

some elf girl

attempted redesign of elf girl from a year later. i cut it out but it says “oh god no come back in 10 months” and i think it’s been about that so challenge accepted

hmaliton

lmao very cool. on the side it says “idkkk lol”

tfw you were chosen for the constitutional convention

john laurens stacking turtles. haha turtle boi

redraw from 2019 probably. iactuallykindoflikethisjgkfjbhsdvs

you will Literally never guess who this is

ham chart. 

the top ones were drawn by a good friend.

we stan a problematic king. or something

HAMILSHARKS

expressions practice. fun fun fun

this one’s kind of good. there’s nothing too cringeworthy here so that’s a plus

foh doh doh dee doh

this is probably the best one. i used to think jared was funny hahahaaahahah g

dear evon handsin

masterpiece

sjskdfavf,,, i remember being super embarrassed of this at the time but i didn’t want to throw it away because i spent ages on it anyways rip eliza

uh.

thanks, i hate it

thanks, i really hate it. this used to be inside the plastic on the outside of the binder, which makes it even worse

ew ew ew but the backstory behind this is that my friends shipped me with jared kleinman. i drew this in response being like “nope i’m just a lesbian that fetishizes mlm relationships for some reason and also jared is gay”

haha seabury gay

haha modern!seabury gay

hahahah whatre you reading there pal

modern au kingsbury antics. what a couple

hahahahahahah more lams i drew myself and a friend poking our heads out on the side saying kinky kill me please

tried to draw a japanese schoolgirl and failed. i didn’t know references existed back then apparently

leggy best hamilton ship

modern kingsbury ref sheet

modern kingsbury ref sheet

modern kingsbury ref sheet

my friend’s old oc

vent. i shrunk it so you can’t really read it but it was all worries in the form of questions. i went back in 2019 (i guess) and highlighted the things that happened. a few more have also happened since then. i really hate the “LMAO OK Drama bitch” i wrote in 2019 though

this is from 2019 i guess. wow what a master comedian

ebon honschen

alana but shes blue daba dee daba die daba dee daba die

genderswapped gared gleinman

“nope” first of all, mood

this one was ok. modern teabury again

tried to do those aesthetic-looking doodles but ran out of Things 

piss

haha cause it’s dEER EVAN HANDSEN GEDDIT D EER HAHAGAHGSDAHJ

deer evan hansen: good edition

anxiety is so adorable amirite

angel connor. in terms of drawing alone this one’s actually not bad. also WE’RE ALMOST AT THE END

some cool badass knight princess or something

im pretty sure i stole that phrase. also look at that hair haha

i thought i was a fucking genius for coming up with this

GEORGEFAYETTE OTP ALSO WE HAVE REACHED THE END!!! PRETTY SURE ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IS GOING TO READ THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING BUT CONGRATS IF YOU DID I GUESS

[pseudocitrus]

I always find whenever I try to transition in fics, it turns out so awkward lol. But you do it so naturally and like you just know when to do it , like you do it at the perfect time and there’s still flow and dndndnsn do you have any tips ? I feel like I know it’s your writing whenever the “:::” comes lmao

[tobedestroyeduponmydeath]

Oooohhhh yeah

breathe

Stephanie is holding her breath. Nobody calls her that anymore- Steph, Stephanie, Stephie. Nobody calls her much of anything these days.

The water is so cold that she can’t tell where her skin ends and it begins. Stephanie Harrington holds her breath and remembers when this numbness was pleasant.

She breaks the surface with a violent gasp, trying desperately not to choke on chlorinated pool water. From below, the sky had looked like a Picasso watercolor; the unimpressed gaze of La Celestine bearing down on her with one blind eye.

Now it only looks like a sky. Same stars, same unfathomable blackness surrounding them. Stevie doesn’t know much about that sky, but neither does Stephanie. Like they are two separate people, because who knows? They might be.

She gets out of the pool, shivering, and makes her way inside. She drips pool water on the carpet, and doesn’t quite smile. A year ago, maybe, that would’ve made her laugh- getting pool water on her mother’s expensive Persian rug. Now it just makes her step to the side, onto the hardwood. She shivers all the way upstairs to her bedroom because she forgot to bring a towel, but, hey, at least cold is some sort of feeling. She strips out of her underwear and falls, naked, into the nest of blankets and pillows that comprises her bed.

She forgets to turn the light off, but she falls asleep anyway. In the morning, she will forget to turn the light off again.

–

Billie is being a huge bitch today, but this is normal, so Stevie tries to ignore it. It isn’t easy. Nothing ever gets to be easy. Her dad told her, once: “Sweetie, anything worth having is difficult to earn”.

She had thought of her mother, then, and how she filled her days with household crafting projects and social lunches. Wondered what difficult things she’d had to do, what she’d had to give up to earn her peace of mind. Maybe, she thinks, this is the difficult thing.

Billie slams her hand down on the locker next to Stevie’s face, rattling the metal and making her jump. Swears she almost swallowed her tongue.

“Hey, slut!” Billie’s voice is pleasantly raspy, grates against her in an awkward way. Stevie rolls her eyes so hard she honestly might’ve strained something.

“Really? ‘Cause last week you were calling me the Virgin Queen.” Billie is grinning, all teeth, when Stevie closes her locker and turns to face her. She’s cute, Billie, disarmingly so. She’s strong, biceps flexing as she leans further into Stevie’s space using the locker as leverage. Her lips are very, very pink, and Stevie dies inside a little bit at how that thought makes her sweat.

“So?”

“So… I can’t be both, Hargrove.” The looming threat of another eye roll strain is definitely the thing that makes her turn away, and not at all the boiling pit of whatever inside of her that makes her think about things she shouldn’t.

“Awwww, I’m flattered, honey! I didn’t know you were paying such close attention.” Billie has caught up to her, boots thudding against the linoleum. Walks just behind and to her left, and Stevie hates it because she’s always on edge now, and she can feel the buzzing panic rising in her chest like an alien will burst out of it any second now, and then Billie will have to save them all from the ensuing invasion and everyone will be screwed. But she’d be dead, at least- only that thought isn’t as calming as it used to be.

“Yeah,” she throws back in the most deadpan tone she can manage, “I keep a pink glittery notebook of all your shitty insults right next to my bed. Dear Diary, today Billie called me a slut and I fucking swooned.”

The laugh surprises her, not because it’s loud (even though it is), but because it's… genuine. Or, at least, it’s not mean. And that’s just… that’s new.

Suddenly, there is an arm around her shoulder, and she can feel Billie’s heat seeping into her and her chest carelessly bumping against her arm as they walk. “You wanna cut class, Princess?”

And, fuck it, she really kind of does.