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"IZ IT TOO EARLY TO PUT UP HALLOWEEN DECORATIONZ? ASKING FOR A BITCH."

"ITZ ME IM BITCH."

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"HEY NOW, I HAVE AN IMAGE TO KEEP UP YA KNOW."

🌺 Nix @ Dez? :3c

"Well, I'm not really sure where to begin with saying what I like about her. She's loud, abit aggressive, and no I don't mean either of those in a mean way. She's fun to be around and when she gets excited about something, she definitely let's you know! It's fun listening to her rambling about the stuff she likes, especially the horror stuff cause she actually knows more than me in some of that stuff!

It's also fun sometimes tricking her to start rambling about romance stuff and dating Sims.

It's really fun when she realizes and starts to try backtracking!

There are times where she can seem abrasive but nothing she's ever done has really been a negative so far.

The only negative I can think of is that ghost, or whatever it is, that follows her around. I just don't know what it is, and it gives me a bad feeling. I hope it's not actually causing her any problems."

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"ZO DAT BALL DING ZTARTZ TONIGHT, EH? HAHA, ZUCKZ FOR DOZE LOZERZ,. GOTTA BE ALL DREZZED UP IN TIGHT AZZ CORZETZ AND ZHOEZ DAT HURT DEIR FEET! MEANWHILE IM DANCING IN MY UNDERWEAR WID FAYGO IN ONE HAND AND CHEEZE PUFFZ IN DE ODER. #WINNING."

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AA: TAT> ! Apprec!Ate thAt AA: TAT> And w!ll be more proAct!ve !n try!ng to rebu!ld burnt br!dges such As th!s AA: TAT> Also !f you need me for some reAson doubtful but just !n cAse let me know And ! w!ll try my best do be AvA!lAble AA: TAT> unt!l then though w!ll tAlk to you somet!me unless hell freezes over l!ke usuAl AA: TAT> Also ! w!sh you lukk !n your tAct!cAl woo!ng of jAson

Dez's brows furrowed just a bit as she read over these most recent texts. Was Devar'n... actually trying? She wanted to be mad at him. She wanted to be okay to keep the people who left her alone out of her life. She wanted to be okay to keep the people who had hurt her so badly away.

To be alone, which would be safer-- maybe she should block him after all?

Whatever. If she had opened up to Nix, then maybe having friends wasn't such a bad thing after all. Maybe she *can* do this.

With a sigh, she took a selfie with her arm around the Jason figure. Two fingers lifted up behind Jason's head in the gesture of bunny-ears, and a bright shark-like smile took over Dez's face.

CT: WHATEVER NERD.

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"EVER HAVE DOUGHTZ OF PEOPLE IN A WAY YOU DONT UZUALLY DINK OF DEM? I FEEL LIKE A CREEP FOR..."

"UGH, FOR DINKING ABOUT HOLDING CRIMEW'Z HAND WHEN WE MEET....

"DATZ ZO DUMB. LIKE, WHO TOLD ME I COULD HAVE DOZE DOUGHTZ? NO ONE."

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Dez gets a message from Crimew that simply says

‘Hey I think you’re fantastic, one of my favorite purreople and I’m lucky you were in chat enough to eventually become my furend <3’

"AND I DINK YOURE DE CAT'Z CUTEZT MEOW <33333 LOL DANKZ CRIMMY"

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Another few minutes later:

AA: TAT> ! hAve no !ntent!on of d!Amond hunt!ng w!th you even !f thAt wAs !n your !nterest AA: TAT> hAve my own for thAt ActuAlly just f!gured !t wAs poss!ble you m!ght relAte AA: TAT> And you hAve conf!rmed my susp!c!on but ! w!ll not pressure Any further AA: TAT> you do not w!sh to hAng out w!th me AnywAys HAdesA As you hAve mAde cleAr And ! cAn respect thAt AA: TAT> not All bygones cAn be bygones...though ! cAn sAy too ! Am glAd you Around regArdless ! guess AA: TAT> ...Apprec!Ate the tAlk

CT: YEAH WHATEVER.

CT: UNLIKE THE DOUCHEBAG I WONT BLOCK YOU DOUGH.

CT: YOU KNOW. IN CASE WE BOD ZTOP RUNNING.

CT: JUZT DONT MAKE IT WEIRD.

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Despite the total lack of a conversation they are supposed to be happening, another string of messages does pop up:

AA: TAT> yes h!s hApp!ness does tAke top pr!or!ty And ! Am fortunAte enough to see h!m when ! cAn As !s AA: TAT> ! Am s!mply gu!lty of hAv!ng the urge to be self!sh thAt !s All AA: TAT> but yes surpr!se th!s wAs my grAnd scheme the ent!re t!me AA: TAT> l!ttle were you AwAre of my grAnd decept!on but now you Are trApped by !t (lol sArcAsm) AA: TAT> ! Apprec!Ate the Attempt but !f you wAnt me to stop bAdger!ng you ! cAn AA: TAT> !f not however ! Am cur!ous...do you ever get the feel!ng thAt you hAve forgotten someth!ng AA: TAT> l!ke...A reAlly b!g sort of s!tuAt!on thAt you should not hAve AA: TAT> ...sorry !f th!s !s An odd !nqu!ry just...sudden feel!ng !s h!tt!ng me

CT: I WOULD PLAY ALONG WID YOUR ZARCAZM BUT DAT WOULD MEAN I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR ZTUPID ZENZE OF HUMOR.

CT: ALZO, NOT REALLY. I MEAN, YEZ BUT ALZO NO. I DONT KNOW.

CT: IM NOT YOUR MOIRAIL, DONT TRICK ME INTO HAVING A FEELZ JAM WID YOU. OR MEMORY JAM. OR. WHATEVER DE FUCK DIZ IZ.

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AA: TAT> ! wAs not suggest!ng thAt such A dr!nk would be tAsty qu!te the !nverse ActuAlly AA: TAT> thAt would be outr!ght h!deous ! Agree AA: TAT> not unl!ke v!ew!ng An A!r Bud mov!e or w!tness!ng J-wAlkers AA: TAT> even st!ll !t sounds fAr more exc!t!ng thAn lAy!ng on the ground !n the dArk s!pp!ng cold teA from A thermos on A cloudy n!ght so reAlly who Am ! to complA!n... AA: TAT> w!sh Adr!An wAs not AlwAys so busy nowAdAys but ! guess that emot!on !s not exclus!ve to me

CT: YEAH, BUT AT LEAZT HEZ DOING BETTER FOR HIMZELF. I KINDA TAKE HIZ ABZENCE AZ HEZ DOING OKAY. LIKE, HES NOT A ZHUT-IN ANYMORE ZTUCK IN HIZ OWN ZELF LOADING, HEZ GOING TO ZCHOOL NOW FROM WHAT I HEAR.

CT: ...

CT: WAIT WHEN DE FUCK DID WE GET INTO A CONVERZATION? ZTOP IT IM ZUPPOZED TO HATE YOU, REMEMBER?

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Another message alert, quicker this time:

AA: TAT> g!Ant pumpk!n...gr!mAce...shAkes... AA: TAT> would !t be fA!r to sAy ! Am m!ss!ng some sort of !ns!de joke or term!nology thAt ! hAve AshAmedly forgotten or Are you be!ng genu!ne becAuse thAt somehow does not sound poss!ble AA: TAT> though !f !t !s you seem very Amused And enthused AA: TAT> but...you l!ve w!th!n A volcAno r!ght how do you keep A pumpk!n from cAtch!ng f!re !ns!de A fukk!ng volcAno (lol) AA: TAT> poss!bly A stup!d quest!on but oh well AA: TAT> do they serve gr!mAce shAkes w!th CAesAr dress!ng too AA: TAT> the thought of thAt mAkes me gr!mAce pArdon the pun

CT: EVERYONEZ ZO FOCUZED ON ME LIVING IN A VOLCANO.

CT: FORGETTING THAT I AM ZIMPLY JUZT BUILT DIFFERENT DAN DE REZT OF YOU LOZERZ

CT: DIZ BAD BITCH DONT ZPILL HER ZECRETZ. >;)

CT: IF DEY ZERVED GRIMACE ZHAKES WID DREZZING I WOULD CRY. BADLY. YUCKY. LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE GIVING EVERYONE PZYCHIC DAMAGE BY DRINKING IT ZTRAIGHT FROM DE BOTTLE. BUT MIXING IT WID A BERRY FLAVORED ZHAKE?

CT: DAMN YOURE GROZZ. GROZZ BOY OVER HERE. YUCKY WUCKY GROZZ DEVVY.

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AA: TAT> wA!t he d!d...

There's another lingering pause from Dev, but he does message again:

AA: TAT> thAt !s fA!r enough AA: TAT> ! Apolog!ze And ! Am AwAre you do not need to Accept thAt !t AA: TAT> one of the hAb!ts ! hAve been Attempt!ng to work on !s not lett!ng my protect!veness control my Act!ons AA: TAT> but ! s!ncerely regret sAy!ng thAt to you !n the pAst !t !s ent!rely uncAlled for AA: TAT> ! should hAve respect for h!gher cAstes As well As A level of decency AA: TAT> And !n truth ! should hAve tAken the opportun!ty to know you better thAn just treAt!ng you l!ke A threAt to my fr!endsh!ps AA: TAT> even so !f you do not w!sh for me to speAk to you ! cAn go bAkk to my !solAt!on AA: TAT> just wAnt you to know ! Am remorseful for my Act!ons...

CT: ZOME OF DIZ IZ DROWING UP FLAGZ BUT WHATEVZ

CT: I PUZH PEOPLE AWAY TOO ZO I DIDNT HELP MY CAZE EIDER BACK DEN. OR EVEN NOW.

CT: ILL ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY FOR NOW. GOT NODING ELZE BETTER TO DO.

CT: EXCEPT TO ZIT IN DIZ GIANT PUMPKIN, DRINK GRIMACE ZHAKEZ, AND TALK TO MY BEZTIE JAZON FROM FRIDAY DE 13D HEHE.

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The next response comes a few minutes later, seeming to hesitate on sending:

TAT> he blokked me TAT> ! just wAnted to Apolog!ze for d!sturb!ng h!m becAuse ! wAs do!ng A kk job of not do!ng so but... TAT> ! somehow sent some texts to h!m thAt he should not hAve rece!ved And ! just feel embArrAssed TAT> you Are r!ght though ! hAve been negl!gent !n tAlk!ng to you though !n my defense ! hAve been wrestl!ng w!th the !deA thAt you mAy desp!se me... TAT> !t !s A full suplex k!nd of wrestl!ng As well not the flAshy telev!sed fAke progrAmm!ng ! meAn fA!rly certA!n ! Am suffocAt!ng v!A the choke hold thAt !s my bel!ef of your hAt!ng me TAT> And !f you do !t !s kk ! understAnd but ! should not just shy AwAy needlessly TAT> so then......how hAs L!fe been treAt!ng you AnywAys HAdesA TAT> tell me About your sweep thus fAr

CT: YOURE RIGHT! I DO DEZPIZE YOU!

CT: ZUCKZ FOR YOU DOUGH BECAUZE IM NOT IN CONTACT WID HIM EIDER. NOT ANY MORE DAN I HAVE TO BE.

CT: FUCKER DID DE ZAME TO ME AZ HE DID TO YOU, REMEMBER?

CT: OHHH WAAIIT, YOU WOULDNT BECAUZE YOU WERE TOO BUZY TELLING ME TO KILL MYZELF.

CT: MY ZWEEP HAZ BEEN:

CT: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUZINEZZ.

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Dez receives a Trollian notification from a surprising individual:

ashenAnimosity (AA) started trolling caesarliciousTumult (CT)

TAT> hello HAdesA !t !s DevAron TAT> ! Apolog!ze for reAch!ng out but ! need your help w!th someth!ng regArd!ng Ashter !f you st!ll Are on speAk!ng terms w!th h!m TAT> ! Am AwAre you mAy be busy so let me know when you cAn And ! would Apprec!Ate !t kk thAnks

CT: JEGUZ GRIZT WHAT DID DE AZZHOLE DO DIZ TIME?

CT: ALZO YEAH GOOD TO FUCKING ZEE YOU TOO, FUCK-FACE. DONT ZAY ZHIT TO ME UNLEZZ YOU WANT ZOMEDING. GOOD OLE CLAZZIC DEV.

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"I GUEZZ. I MEAN. NO. YEZ? ITZ ZTUPID. I DUNNO. I JUZT KIND OF NEED ZOMEONE TO TALK TO AND VIBE WID IF DATZ OKAY."

"HEY, ZORRY I MIZZED YOUR ZTREAM. A LOT HAZ BEEN GOING ON LATELY."

-Dez to Nix

"Oh hey! No problem at all! All I did was start a new game called Dredge; it got off to a slow start, so you didn't miss anything interesting! Though it's got some horror elements so I know you'll like it!

Everything going alright? Been awhile since you missed one."

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And you got mad when I set it on fire, huh.

ELOTH: For context she very much hates penguins and feels the urge to light something resembling it on fire. There is no rhyme or reason for it FOR NOW because this was just a quirk of hers I made up when I was in elementary school/middle school and thought it was funny because Homestuck was just weird like that I guess. Why penguins and why on fire? Because Pluto is covered in ice and Hadesa as per her namesake has themes of underworld/hell. So. To baby me this made sense.

Because to baby me this was the same level of humor as "john squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk," without knowing the context of it because I wasn't that far into the comic before I started making fantrolls. As one does.

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Memurfevur:

“GIMME A GUN OR ZOME DRUMZ AND ILL KICK YOUR AZZ ANY DAY,” Hadesa smirked before tossing a glance around the facility with a shrug. “EH, I COULD GO FOR ANYDING. BUT JUZT REMEMBER. GUNZ AND DRUMS, BABY, GUNZ AND DRUMZ.”

Thought after a moment, her smile faltered, and the harsh angle of her brows turned into a curve and the fire in her eyes turned into a soft light, “UH. DANKZ FOR MEETING ME OUT HERE, BY DE WAY. ITZ BEEN UM, ITZ BEEN A WHILE ZINCE I ACTUALLY. WELL, HUNG OUT WITH ANYONE. WELL, LIKE DIZ.”

"If that's what you like, then maybe if we look around, we may be able to find a guitar or band hero cabinet! They are really rare, but I know they exist. And if we don't find an interesting game, we could just skip to ice cream. Either way, it's a win."

That change in look and tone as well as the softening of her eyes was something he recognized, only further cemented by her confession to having not hung out with anyone in a while.

He didn't want to pry into it or make any big assumptions, but it seemed like she's been by herself for at least a long while; something he could fully relate to.

"Why are you thanking me?" His own eyes soften, as well as his voice. A gentle smile and tap of fist to her shoulder following. "It's just what friends do. As if I would have said no, pfft." There's a slight pause before he continues.

"And don't worry, whatever reason you had for not hanging out with others won't be an issue. So try not to think about whatever it is and just enjoy it! I'll do my best to try to make it as fun as I can!"

Nix finds himself with a new Discorpse notification:

"HEY DIPZHIT YOU AWAKE?"

The sudden notification was a bit of a surprise, initially just thinking it was from the server for his streams.

"I dunno if I am! I could just be asleep and dreaming all of this right now! But let's say I am awake. What's up Dez?"