#HOWEVER….

[wisteriagoesvroom]

maybe its part of mclaren's contract that oscar needs a ugly haircut every 3 months to keep him humble

they don’t need to do that when he’s effectively their second driver

sorry i’m starting discourse. spreading misinformation. live laugh lovingly

[thysilus]

i hate how not getting sleep completely disrupts every single function in ur body like i am FREEZING @ work rn cuz my body is too tired to practice heat retention

[lois-thegreat]

is cocaine like not fun to do orrrr is it good idk im debating somethint

[elysiumcalled]

absolutely fighting the urge to buy a £75 headband right now lmfao

[outer-edges]

just found a lil ficlet i wrote years ago about the maydaisycoulson family unit going undercover circa s1 and getting mistaken for a biological family. my god. i am finding some Relics as i deep dive into the google drive.

[rymbrr]

Gonna do detrimental things with the newfound knowledge of what his back looks like

[wormtoxin]

from the FLCL Ultimate Edition DVD booklet

[irate-iguana]

For those who don’t know, Elon Musk has recently been directing his assholery towards Wikipedia — calling them ‘Wokepedia’ due to the amount they spend on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and calling for people to stop giving them money “until they restore balance to their editing authority” —, now is a great time to consider donating to Wikipedia!

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[halebop-s-art]

The diagram for the classic Origami Goat, with a twist to make its horns curve ! It's from this video by by Origami Word, but it seems to be a pretty old/intemporal design that a lot of people have made. I could not find a diagram online so I made one.

(If you make her in yellow/orangy-yellow, then decorate her with red ribbons, you can make your own origami gävlebocken ! )

[lapdogchase]

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[valtsv]

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

[gaywineauntsstuff]

Tim: I can’t tell dick?? I don’t want him to think I’m crazy or not trustworthy bc I’m doing something reckless??!

Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:…

Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song “I need a hero” instead of calling for Superman:

Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:

Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:

Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:

Diana who has heard Donna’s concerned ramblings since she was like 12:

Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:

Steph who saw the same thing:

Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isn’t brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HE’ll be so disappointed:(

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed