#HOMEWRECKING WIFE
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#my art#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuk tims#chilchuck’s wife#mickbell#mickbell tomas#kabru#laios touden#laios#meijack#mayjack#flertom#fullertom#packpatty#puckpatti#puckpatty#fluertom#I’m jus craving half-foot stuff#Chilchuck should also be worried about Kabru#a literal homewrecker
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when night falls in hyrule do you think the yiga clan all sleep together like woodland critters in a nest or do they clock out from work and go home to their wife and kids like any other, hang the mask on the coat rack like ‘whew tough shift today’ and the wife, doubtful he even has a job as hyrule’s minimum wage is well above the measly 2 blue rupees + 1 green he brings to the table, snaps back with ‘don’t think i didn’t notice the blonde hairs on your suit. you’ve been out with that HUSSIE again haven’t you?’ and he’s like ‘rebeega (sheikah form of rebecca) it’s not what you think but there are certain parts of my line of work i can’t ever explain to you.’
#totk#tears of the kingdom#yiga clan#totk fanart#tears of the kingdom fanart#totk yiga#tloz#tloz fanart#considering how some henchmen talk about kohga i don't think link is the homewrecker this imaginary wife has to worry about#anyway i'm a woodland critter truther#legend of zelda#tloz: totk
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i’m going to make fiddauthor art with fidds wearing his wedding ring and you are NOT going to like it
big obligatory banner that says “cheating is bad don’t do it i just like stories with relationship drama”
closeted, internally homophobic gay men who are married with kids has to be the trope i’m weakest to. no person involved is escaping the despair brought on by a relationship built on a well intentioned, desperate lie, born out of a desire to be normal and good
he WANTED to love her so fucking badly. he felt no ill will towards her and he loves their son more than words can say. he thought the attraction, the way she felt about him, would come with time. it didn’t. he doesn’t want to hurt her yet was doomed to from the start, and he’s truly, truly sorry. this does not absolve him of anything whatsoever and she has the full right to never want to speak with him again. he lied! he pretended to feel the same when he never once felt anything but platonic affection! he’s been in love with someone else this whole fucking time! and their kid… he’s caught in the middle of it all, too young to understand why his father would hurt his family like this.
and then he disappears and never comes back. imagine you’re 5 and your dad goes to the middle of the woods with his buddy for science shit, all of the sudden your parents are yelling on the phone and signing papers, and then he goes MIA. for years.
imagine your husbands “buddy” was the one he was thinking of all this time, not you, never you. and the first chance he gets to run away from you, he takes, and you should have been suspicious by the rushed frenzy of it all, the phone calls getting shorter and shorter until it fizzles to nothing. he forgot to get you a christmas gift. he hand-made him two. there has to be something wrong with you, it has to be your fault. you wish you married the man he becomes when he’s in his presence.
he folded when you started questioning him directly - he’d been to neurotic to ever be a good liar. you thought he was the one. he thought you were nice.
by the time the divorce is finalized he’s different in a wrong way. confused, angry, forgetful, insane - if the giant homicidal robot pterodactyl you’ve been harassed by is any indication. (he’s had a bad habit of building homicidal robots when he’s mad since they met -engineer things- but it was never directed at her - thankfully it never actually does anything) he’s clearly abusing drugs - you’d feel bad if he hadn’t abandoned you with the burden of explaining why your son can’t see his father anymore.
it’s a rotten bit of your soul, but time heals you. you move on and no longer think of him. trust in your career. find a man who truly loves you with no motives attached. raise your kid to be a good man. and in a fashion not unlike shakespearean dramatic irony, this makes him move to gravity falls to find and take care of his father. you couldn’t care less what hee doing now, but damn it, it’s his father, what is the kid supposed to do? but its futile- he appears to have no remorse, hell, no memory of the incident in the first place. (this isn’t his fault but how are they supposed to know that?) so he grows bitter and cold just like his mother used to be.
imagine that.
all over a mans inability to do anything but live in denial. to force himself to live in a box and pine like a dying man over the right one at the wrong time, destined to crash and burn. to take denial to a new level- a cult, brain damaging radiation, a total ego death - just to take the edge off. take off that damn wedding ring
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#emma may dixon#tate mcgucket#fiddauthor#ignoring the fact that he’s never depicted wearing a wedding ring. i’m ignoring it#it’s late i hope this makes sense at all#i love fiddleford. i love making him more tragic than he already is#cw cheating#just in case#ik this interpretation isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but it KILLS me#emma may and tate are so underrated bc there was no room in the story for them#let me MAKE the room#i may draw them…#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#my writing#ford pines#implied but he is here. poor oblivious homewrecker#i think ford obviously knew and was apprehensive but yk. he’s already hiding shit from fidds anyways what’s one more sin#and then it all goes to hell of course because of a stupid fucking triangle thanks bill#dude if my wife and situationship both left me AND i thought my situationship was about to end the world with his own hubris#i would probably fold to the memory gun too
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HES MARRIED?!?!?!??!!!?
#hannahs on her way to be the homewrecker in this situation#(and i mean that in the funniest way possible)#professor layton#find it very interesting that they mention his wife is an estranged wife specifically#guy who just runs to places and does his job in a variety of places and his wife just sort of vibes at home sort of situation??? ig???#no i wasnt looking at the grosky layton wiki page for groob related reasons idk what ur talking about
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a what? [m.reader]
this… idk what this is. it’s very indulgent so excuse the very chill grammar. my head is hammered by all the hot men in hsr. so here. yes, they won me over (jfc how could they not my god, i’ve been waiting on them for months) ☠️ so here’s a self-indulgent cat-boy alignment from some tall men in hsr. i’ve been playing since the release and i’m already just a few exps away from level 40 send help.
𖦹 nsfw/suggestive contents, hcs ig, i use the speculative name for the trailblazer hehe, top reader :’D, this is basically a shitpost but also not LMAO.
GEPARD LANDAU — official dogboy, a lapdog too if you will
is this even a question at this point?
he’s your little pup (maybe not so little), and he radiates that golden retriever vibes. he’s a little more serious than that, sure, but rest assured, he’s always on you when you need him and he’s not particularly swamped with his guard duties as the captain.
he never fails to light up every time you pass by him when he’s out on patrol. he appreciates your little visits of course, sometimes even stopping by to bring him some food when you can. but there’s always something so magical whenever he sees you around the city, just minding your own business, not really aware that he can see you from his post.
and there’s just a spike of serotonin in gepard’s brain every time he ‘bumps’ into you in one of your personal excursions, romancing you with such subtlety (it’s really not much subtle, everyone and their mother in belobog knows you and him are together).
he thinks he’s so slick, trying to smooth talk you, when really, the tips of his ears are bright red, while you, completely unfazed only tried to hold in a laughter. what a trooper your boyfriend truly is!
serval thinks she should be getting second hand embarrassment from her brother’s actions towards you, but you both just looked so sweet that she just had to enjoy the view of you humoring her stiff as hell brother. he’s way too serious on the field (rightfully so), but it was all the more endearing to see a bit of that innocent glee that gepard somehow manages to manifest with you around.
he’s your good dogboy bro, always ready to serve you. though that doesn’t mean he doesn’t appreciate getting spoiled. your massages, especially your back rubs, are the highlight of his day after a grueling training — after his nice hot shower, with you guiding him all the way to your shared bedroom to give him a nice massage, it’s absolute bliss for him.
the cute sighs and the way his face becomes scrunched up as you worked the knots away from his muscles was adorable.
and if… the mood provides it, often times it leads to something a little bit more intimate than your wholesome little act of service.
gepard is a babygirl through and through man. he takes everything that you give him like a champ — extremely cooperative and will do anything as you say. maybe it’s because he likes being ordered around for once, maybe it’s because he finds it incredibly attractive to see you take charge… it could go either way and it drives him nuts.
he’s very loud, so you will be entertained at the plethora of ways gepard has to come up with just so he can’t be heard by the other neighbors while you completely wreck him.
handle with care after, please, he has to go to work the next day! we can’t have the famed captain of the silvermane guards limping around >:((
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SAMPO KOSKI — absolute mid with the way he’s a dog for seeking attention and a cat for being such a little bitch
congrats! you have a weird man for a boyfriend. the man that roams the streets of belobog be it in the underworld or overworld.
you vaguely recall the first time you and him met was when he was trying to persuade an overworld citizen in buying something, and you, as shameless as you are, moved towards him and squeezed the skin of his exposed waist, making the poor man yelp.
you gave him one questionable look before slut-shaming him with that getup, but not before buying your much needed supplies and leaving a sack of belobog currency.
admittedly, your relationship with sampo began as a transactional one. you buy stuff from him and he rewards you with a relatively risqué entertainment that your old folks would certainly faint from if they knew in the first place. but, as it turns out, even such a peculiar relationship can grow an oasis of genuine fondness for each other.
your dates before were just you and him meeting up in his place, hanging out, and then both of you just go on your separate ways. nowadays, it’s him that comes inside your house, incredibly woeful and in need of your attention and you oblige him regardless of how whiny he is.
oh, right, yes. sampo is whiny, have you seen him around his comrades? the man has the ‘woe is me’ attitude every now and then, and more often than not, you instigate that form of reaction whenever you tease him with a grin on your face.
there’s reasonable (or so i hope) amount of you calling out his outfit and why he feels the need to expose his waist only. sampo said it’s to attract customers like you, and you gotta hand the win on him on that one. though, it was becoming far more evident that you no longer see him as just an entertainment value and you as his source of income.
so. bloody. needy. it’s like he can’t live without your attention — thank the stars that the ban between the overworld and the underworld was lifted eventually so he can visit you more on the surface. one minute he skirts out of your home after some good fucking and then the next, he crawls back to you pathetically like a kicked puppy.
though, that is only to say that you got sampo absolutely hooked with your touches that he feels still lingering on his skin — you had an affinity for just harassing his poor waist while you call him names. he loves it anyway.
his clinginess comes with merit though, he appreciates the skin contact and you appreciate that chest of his to lay on. absolute king. if you tell him that his tits are the only selling point of why you finally fell for him, he will sulk and just sigh all day, looking at you with such disappointment.
“so i’m just a slab of meat to you, huh?” — sampo koski, xxxx
“pretty sure what’s in here are fats.” — you, nuzzling your face in his chest, xxxx
honestly, dating sampo feels like a one night stand, considering that he’s willing to limp away from your home in the crack of dawn, but it also feels just as endearing when he seeks you out or if you do the seeking, you could see how genuinely delighted sampo is to have you near him.
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JING YUAN — certified cat boy that’s just too good at fucking [with] you
mercilessly sly and an absolute mastermind, jing yuan has his fair share of mischief in the first place and you aren’t one he can spare despite having the honor of being the famed general’s partner.
you’re not so much of a fighter, you’re just a humble assistant to fu xuan (she disapproves of your poor taste in men though), but you learned to sleep with one eye open at the cost of you getting completely mauled to death by a general in need of his lover’s touch. he jumps at you with little to no warning, and you’re not certain if you should be proud of his stealth skills or just straight up be terrified lest you wake up to a succubus sucking you dry.
all that aside though, jing yuan is a passionate partner behind closed doors. he might look passive, but he’s sure to constantly be listening to your mumbling, even down to you just listing down what you need to buy for your home. he loves every part of you undoubtedly.
though, he likes to randomly charge you these fees wherein the currency is your warm hug. he could be a lot taller than you and still drape himself to your side while you hold him with one arm all the while cooking with the other.
a big, biiiiig cat, that’s for sure. and he accepts it, but on the account that you use it to tease lil ol’ him, get ready to be milked dry or at the very least, deprived of any form of affection from your cat.
he’s got a bit of an attitude too. he dreads the fact that you have a far more gentle disposition to his subordinates compared to him. you’re always so hard on him on work days, it makes him feel so lonely.
alas he has a remedy for that, particularly something you didn’t like at all.
mischief and a bored jing yuan on slow days are days you reminded yourself not to enter his office on, just to be safe and not get lured into his silly tricks. it always somehow fails, considering that he still is the general, and even though you are acting as fu xuan’s guide/assistant more than the general’s right hand man, you can’t refuse his calls because it’s still one of your responsibilities.
your cunning partner made sure to take advantage of that and cue… you writhing and breathless on his seat while he helped himself to your… offering from under the table. he promises he will be quick, but jing yuan is insatiable. for every time this happens, once or twice, a cloud knight would walk in to look for their general, and you had to talk to them without even giving away the embarrassing position you’re in.
hands down, a pillow princess if he’s not riding you to death. he’s the dozing general, but when the mood calls for it, he can take charge and just… leave you dry. so good luck with that.
cherishes the aftercare, he loves the slow intimate moments between you and him after. and if you’re a god at it, you can’t ever make him leave the bed, ever.
you once said, “oooh big stretch” when your beloved general did so one morning. that was the first and quite possibly the last time that you had him completely speechless for a good second. and that was saying a lot, considering that he always has the last word in your conversations. it became a core memory lmao.
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BLADE — another ultra catboy… except it’s the kind of cat that demands a lot from you after scratching your face
how in the many worlds did you ever pull this tormented man and his big sword? it’s concerning, really. kafka finds it amusing though that you even managed to make a space for yourself in blade’s little emo heart.
just laying it out there, you and blade babysit silver wolf and there’s no getting out of it apparently. kafka already placed you as the voice of reason when the one time she sent out only blade to look after silver wolf while you were off stalking the astral express gang, he dressed like a hobo, so much that he became extremely suspicious in sight more than he ever could dressed as just himself.
that aside, blade is probably one of the most demanding lovers you have dated (threateningly jealous at times too). no one can top him (but you ehe), he’s like a grumpy cat, literally swiping at you on the first few months before suddenly caving and asking you for almost everything.
really he just misses you, but he’s not into admitting such a fact. for the years that he’s gone through, whatever it may have been, you who did not care about who he was before was something that drew him in even more, you went at your own pace and it was no different when you became his. there was a sense of comfort that you brought to him.
so anyway, demanding partner that wants nothing but you. he’s extremely protective, which you found endearing, until you realized he will point a sword even to a little kid who so much as insults your face. not really good when you’re gathering intel when elio asks you both to do so.
dates with blade either includes the stellaron hunters because they are very fond of your relationship and are very nosy… or just you and him cooped up in your room, sleeping together, or ‘sleeping together’. not all too grand, but on missions that elio sends you both out on, you take the time to indulge your beloved and eat on different places, trying out delicacies of every particular world you visited in. blade doesn’t say much, but with the way his hand grips onto yours tightly already says a lot.
just throwing it out there, he is… quiet in bed. a grunter or a gasper, but if you really, really hit the right spot, he gives the deepest whine that leaves him shaking.
you either handle him with care or if he asks for it, go rough on him. like what was said, blade knows what he wants and will demand it from you all the same, no exceptions. and if you fail to live up to his expectations, he will move himself all the while glaring at you with so much disappointment.
he has… insane stamina, and if you can’t keep up, you better start working on that. the last thing that you want is to disappoint your vengeful boyfriend that has a lot of issues on his back. and while it’s not too bad of a sight to see your beloved imitate a sulking cat, it’s not so good when he ignores you. it’s not just about sex, if you so much as get that disappointing stare, best make it up to him and treat him like he’s your everything (as you should).
you once saw kafka and silver wolf planning out wedding destinations for you and blade at some point. you are unsure how to feel about your comrade’s deep involvement in your relationship — even more so when elio suggested the big wedding after you lot have accomplished your mission to the universe.
anyway, to say the least, your catboy is overly possessive and knows what he wants and can and will demand it from you. but even with such an overbearing personality and a terrifying look on his pretty face, you were already well versed in the blade language.
he thanks you on nights when you’re just out cold, probably tired from a mission, pressing a soft kiss on the side of your head. this man may have already considered elio’s proposal of the wedding date (jk).
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DAN HENG — third cat in a row. are all xianzhou men cats? but he’s the cat that’s quietly watching you, always listening
what do you mean he’s a [redacted for spoilers]? absolutely not. this man is a cat through and through.
the cat that silently watches you from afar while you do your own work. perhaps it’s because you always offer a sense of tranquility that dan heng found himself deeply enamored with you. you were just… so peaceful. it helped a lot, your presence soothed his deeply rooted anxieties born from his past. it’s as simple as you just shrugging and telling him, “why bother with anything else when i am alright where i am right now,” and dan heng fell hard.
you are as expressive as you can get, and can even get on the trailblazer and march’s antics. but the fact that you were mature enough to let yourself be resigned to the fate of time, that you were able to accept things as they are far better than anyone could, it was something your dearly beloved dan heng admired. in a sense, he also wanted to emulate whatever you’ve got going on.
bettering himself even more just because he loves you? goals. you changed this man and that was a sworn promise that he will never ever leave you from then on. always prowling around you, babysitting march 7th with you, reluctantly holding the trash the trailblazer rummages through with you, teaching old man welt how to use his beacon with you, etc.
that’s it, you can never pry dan heng out of your life anymore (unless you ask him to, in which case, please don’t, the man already has a lot to carry, how do you expect him to bear the weight of a broken heart from someone he thought he found happiness in?).
this catboy definitely lacks the expressiveness that you have, but just like any other stoic cat owner out there, you’ve basically read him well at that point. it’s almost as if you have the urge to make a guidebook about your boyfriend, and the aeons know that everyone in the astral express will eat it up.
he’s a little hard to coax at first to be more open in the beginning parts, but give him some time and he will be quicker to pry open than any other food that has an equally hard shell.
same thing in your more… intimate moments. give him some time to get used to things, especially if you’ve got far more experience at this sort of activity. go gentle, he loves the cradling embrace every time you ease yourself into him. he gets shy randomly out of nowhere in the middle of your little session, so do be patient.
though rest assured, he will grow bolder, eventually asking you to do all sorts of things that even you weren’t aware he knows about. he’s very eager to learn from you all the more, not just about the things that he prefers but what you also want! he’s extremely observant with your reactions, where you like to be touched.
let him take control every once in awhile, let him know that even in something as intimate as this, he can have a say. let him ride you until whenever, let him go at his own pace and he absolutely will lose his mind over that. the feeling of your arms around him, securing him in a tight hug while he drapes himself over you? dan heng will go nuts.
he’s also… very vocal. but he tries his best to keep it to a minimum lest you both let everyone in the express know what’s happening. usually though, you two only get frisky when everyone’s off the train and the only left are you, him, and dear ol’ pom-pom.
aftercares are everything to him, there’s something so touching at the fact that you are more than willing to still get up after being so spent just to make sure he’s comfortable after. you’re making this man cry, damnit! too good, too good.
never underestimate the tight grip he has on you — he’s usually the big spoon and he never hesitates to cling onto you. you’re like the safety that he finally found after running away from the things that trouble him. and every day with you is a day he always looked forward in waking up to.
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CAELUS — what the fuck is this? it’s not a dog or a cat. it’s a fucking trash panda.
ah yes, a raccoon with rabies (see: stellaron)
honestly, there’s no telling what is wrong with your boyfriend. it is… terrifying tbh. but you promised to be a supportive partner no matter how unnerving it is to see your beloved rummage through myriads of trash cans around belobog. more than once or twice, he has come up to you with a trash bag and even brought you a golden one.
you once asked what their use would be, and caelus just gave you a carefree smile while saying “we eat them to have better and stronger attacks against the enemy!” you quickly called dan heng and march to restrain him.
he texts you at the most ungodly hours. you don’t normally sleep at the same time as the other trailblazers since you took up the mantel in keeping watch of the express with pom-pom while the lot of you traversed through the heavenly galaxies of the universe. and because of that, your boyfriend just texts you until he falls asleep.
and when you are asleep in the day, before he heads out, he makes sure to tuck you in real good with a kiss for extra measure. seriously, he’s way too sweet for his own good. once or twice, you’ve caught him while you’re barely awake and he still manages to leave you flustered.
missions in different worlds means having to taste the myriad of delicacies a certain nation in a world has to offer. you both once ended up in a remote broken up island when the express made a quick stop in this one particular world that has… what do they call those again? archons? and you and caelus went ham on the dango milk (there was a distinct lack of trash cans around and everyone was safe from his addiction).
he loves you all too much, to the point where he’s attached to your hip, going wherever you go. getting all sulky when someone had your eye for a little bit longer. in that same nation in a world you stopped over, your eyes just happened to gaze a second longer at this young man with long braided blonde hair. though you were more interested in the tiny floating thing beside him, your raccoon was not able to inhale some copium and went all pouty at you.
either he ignores you, or he sends you a batch of sad pom-pom stickers in your beacon.
just wrap him in a blanket and fuck him silly, it can make him forget about the tiny things he was mad at you for. and just like dan heng, he can be very loud. so you kinda have to keep shushed up, a kiss usually does the trick however, so it shouldn’t be too hard to manage your little rowdy trailblazer.
he’s willing to take charge every now and then, he also still wants to make you feel good, after all! but he’s more of a pillow princess too, fuck him sideways and that gets him going, it makes him cry actual tears and alas, it was a blessing in your eyes to see him plead for you all the while trying to muffle his own sobs.
and after doing his head in, it is a must to spoon him after you clean him up. and maybe formulate a half-assed response when march comes knocking on your door, asking if you both fought or… let her come to an impending realization and just… make her not look at the both of you for a good week straight.
either way though, caelus is your pretty boy, always armed with witty teasing remarks and shitposts and a lot more stickers of pom-pom ready to flood your private messages with him.
10/10 -5 for the trash can obsession. ehe.
#you might be asking#wheres luocha or welt#well#i still have honkai trauma#particularly otto trauma LMAO#meanwhile old man welt#i feel like a homewrecker since he literally has a son and a speculated wife answimef#dw i will write#I PROMISE I HAVE SOMETHING IN STORE#maybe i’ll post it tmrw?#maybe#For now have this shitpost#hsr x reader#hsr x male reader#honkai star rail x male reader#gepard x male reader#sampo x male reader#jing yuan x male reader#blade x male reader#dan heng x male reader#caelus x male reader#jhuzen’s stupid hcs
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time travel au that has everyone circa season 1 travelling like ten years into the future and s1 steve and robin, who do not know each other in any way, have to come to terms with the fact that in ten years they'll apparently be married?????
and also eddie munson apparently lives with them which is definitely super weird but steve's too worried about his apparent fall in standards and robins too worried that she's like. failed as a lesbian and caved to be in a loveless heterosexual marriage to notice that older steve and robin are clearly close, yeah, but they never kiss or do anything explicitly romantic, and older eddie munson is literally hanging off older steve looking like he's gonna die of laughter any time s1 steve asks if older him and robin are trying for kids
#lavender marriage stobin my beloved#platonic stobin#steddie#honestly it doesn't help that any time baby steve is mean about robin older steve is like hey fuck you that's my wife#like he's believably in love with her bc stobin is so codependent they'll be like. sitting on each other's laps#meanwhile eddie 'Actual Boyfriend' munson is like why would i sit in steve's lap that's robins seat#im not a homewrecker who am i to get between husband and wife
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love listening to sherlock&co while having only the faintest idea about the source material. everyones having opinions on Mary while im just here like 'she seems nice i hope she and John have fun 😺'
#i guess in the original novels she becomes his wife or smthng and that's bad because it means he spends less time with sherlock#however i love drama if it's well done#so go mary go! be a homewrecker and pull some ugly emotions out of Sherly#give John complicated decisions to make#perhaps even make Mari insecure over being the Mary of choice#sherlock and co#sh&co#podlock
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At Makkaro's castle while Darling accidentally went for the Guardian's searching quest:
Mahan: but master, don't you think it can be possible that plaything of yours has just... run away? Just saying, after all, for what I heard, that one was acting up. Makkaro: are you trying to throw stones to my marriage? Frank: screw him, Mak. The only reason your spouse is "acting up" is because this insane working shift you have lately that keeps you two appart. You two just need to bone. Mahan: (scared noise) Makkaro: ...what did you say? Mahan: (whispers at Frank) don't say it again. Frank: I said you two need to bone. Mahan: (prepares himself with fear) Makkaro: how... dare you, Frank. I. Am. Your. SUPERIROR COMMANDER!! (5 minutes later) Makkaro: (outraged) BONE! (10 minutes later) Makkaro: what happens in my bedroom is NONE of your business! (21 minutes later) Makkaro: (demonic voice with rage) BOOOOOOOOOONE?!?! (40 minutes later) Makkaro: (still demonic voice, but lower, menacing) don't EVER speak to me like that again. Mahan: (slides back down from the column he climbed to in fear with some tears of terror in his eyes) why did you do that? Frank: dude is pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.
#gba moth#good boy audios#gba incorrect quotes#incorrect gba moth quotes#gba makkaro#gba frank#source: bb9#gba magic of the heart#i kind of felt mahan would be a bit of a homewrecker so it made sense to me he would try to sabotage makkaro's relationships#of course makkaro wouldn't fall for the things mahan would say#at least not easlity#he didn't trust him to begin with#goodboyaudios magic of the heart#on the other side frank would totally do something like this#like: dude just go and have a good time with your wife it's not rocket science#also i would love makkaro's demonic voice in a context like this one lol
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She's basically still newly married. She's happy. All her friends know she's happy. They have the dream relationship. She's unavailable for sure.
She also has a Tumblr. So very innocent. She shares art and pictures of places she'd love to travel. She and her friends share their likes.
Innocent. The picture of a good girl.
Her likes? Not as innocent. She had one simple like that she probably shouldn't like. Her family would be so disappointed.
This man on the other side of the country noticed.
It started with just a simple conversation. She made it very clear she was unavailable. He made it very clear she was wrong.
It was innocent. Just some play. He knew she wasn't going to do anything.
On the day she walked down the hall of his hotel, wearing the panties he picked for her.... she wondered what she was doing.
After all, he had flown across the country for her. Lied to his wife. All for her. It would be rude to ghost him. She would let him down easy. And that would be that. He must know this is crazy and she's unavailable.
As she dropped to her knees... and crawled over his lap. She just knew she was where she belonged. He pulled her up so her pussy was snug against his knee. Letting her grind on him. Feeling him hard under her.
She had opened her phone so he could look at her wedding pictures... even the "Boudoir" ones... the special ones just for her husband.
He talked about which ones he liked the most as he spanked her... keeping her legs open so he could swat her pussy.
She panics as the phone, laying on her bare back... begins to vibrate. "Oh look... Hubby is calling".... Is he going to answer it? Shatter her life?
She tries to grab it but he grabs her by the hair and hits her again. She instantly calms down. Being not just a good girl. HIS good girl. The vibration of the phone ceased to matter.
Until he made it matter.... "If he's going to keep trying to interrupt... might as well make him useful". He takes the vibrating phone... and holds it against her pussy... her desperate husband's calls just serving as a sex toy for this man to use her.
As she starts to whine and shake, she realizes that she is most definitely.... available.
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CHARLIE COX' WIFE-STEALER ROLES: (aka his homewrecker filmography 🤭)
Owen Sleater (Boardwalk Empire, 2012) - slept with his boss' wife
Michael Kinsella (Kin, 2021) - slept with his brother's wife
Jonathan Hellyer Jones (The Theory of Everything, 2014) - slept with Stephen Hawking's wife
Jerry (Betrayal on Broadway, 2019) - slept with his best friend's wife
#charlie cox#michael kinsella#owen sleater#jonathan hellyer jones#kin amc#boardwalk empire#betrayal broadway#i will never stop posting about this cause it just gets me cackling thinking about how much he plays this type of role 🤣#pls imagine getting typecast as a homewrecker lmao 😭 i love that for him it's unique#charlie's absolutely the guy you cheat on your husband for 💕 he's too powerful to deny and casting directors know that#will this mean born again adapts the part in zdarsky's run where matt sleeps with someone's wife too lmao#daredevil
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Wally, with Linda’s encouragement: So Dick, want to go out sometime?
Dick, oblivious: Wally, I’m literally outside right now.
#dick knows Wally wouldn’t cheat on Linda and is very confused#dick internally: don’t be a homewrecker don’t be a homewrecker#was reading a fic where Wally spent the night in Dicks bed (platonically) and Dick said ‘I’ve got to return you to your wife in the morning’#and now I can’t get poly Wally Linda and Dick out of my head#Linda: this is my husband and my husband’s boyfriend#birdflash#dick grayson#wally west#linda park#polyamory#wally west x linda park#dick grayson x wally west#my post
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Been re-reading my blacklight edition of journal 3 and I forgot the part where it's revealed that Fiddleford was using the memory gun on Stanford repeatedly to get away with stuff he wouldn't agree with.
I don't care at all about the shipping fandom (too busy thinking about the story and lore) but man, guy really got stuck between two complete situationships if that's the road you're gonna take.
#gravity falls#I have no stake in the ship race. I do not care either way. but.#Fiddleford and Stanford is not void of toxic traits. I think erasing someone's memories repeatedly might not be an innocent act#plus you know. Fiddleford's wife and kid. Causes kind of a homewrecker kind of deal#AGAIN NOTHING AGAINST THE SHIPS THEY'RE ALL ADULTS SO I DO NOT CARE IF YOU LIKE EM OR NOT#I just think it's funny
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just remembered rebirth's house of kent arc and everything bendis has done to kon between that and yj19. why did they have to establish that clark will never remember kon? why did he decide tim's memories of kon are more like memories of dreams than real memories? and yet brush off cassie as never having forgotten him (as opposed to actually paying attention to the kon and cassie relationship lol)? and ma and pa remember him but like... all of his friends like simon or lori or sajan wouldn't? and again CLARK DOESN'T REMEMBER HIM AND NEVER WILL??? what was the point of bringing him back as actual postcrisis kon instead of rebooting him too if literally all of his relationships (except with ma pa and bart) are now nerfed and nothing. what was the point of this. bendis. answer me. bendis i think this made my migraine worse actually. bendis im in your walls
#sometimes i think about writing a gemworld fixit where it's postcrisis yj/titans who find him and bring him HOME#like why didn't they actually figure out a way to make him fit in prime earth continuity#as opposed to sticking him into the most existentially horrifying situation ever.#i did enjoy the gemworld plot though <3#i think it would be funny with postcrisis tim specifically because. that man is in love with kon#make him see kon with a wife and baby and oh no he's a dilf OH NO I CAN'T BE A HOMEWRECKER oh no 💔💔💔#but then it's all fake but kon is still holding a baby and tim already is really emotional bc he has been missing#but now he needs to go pace for 7.25 minutes because his domestic fantasies are going to kill him.#see this could be something this could be funny#rimi talks
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Thanks to everyone who is sharing your great stories with me!!! I'm working on writing some things for you naughty people to read straight out of my messed up mind 😉 ... make sure if what you are sharing with me and it's private and you don't want it shared let me know 💯 love you dirty freaks!!!
#family love#swingers#married pussy#cheating sex#wife fantasy#wife sex#shared wives#naughty wives#make him cheat#better than his wife#free use wife#homewrecking#cheating boyfriend
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Unavailable (Pt 2)
After her orgasm. He took her panties completely off. She fully expected to be thrown to the bed, fucked with no mercy. Expected? No that's not quite right. Craved.
He grabbed her hair and gave her a good 20 more swats. Enough that she'll be wearing sweats around the house for the next few nights at least.
He put his hand around her throat and growled in her ear that the last beating was for meeting a dangerous man she had no business meeting. His ring left the slightest impression on her neck.
Then he gently kissed her on the forehead. Reminded her that she was still a good girl. Still hadn't cheated. Still hadn't touched another man's cock, even though she had felt him hard under her.
What? Should she beg him to fuck her? She was so sure she wouldn't when she had arrived. But now it was different. Everything was different. It isn't fair!
He handed her a box with a bow. "You'll wear this next time I see you. Don't open it until you are told. I'm keeping your panties."
Then he gently put her skirt back down, fixed her blouse. Took a wet cloth and wiped a makeup smear. Fixed her hair and kissed her on the cheek. Gently swept her out the door.
"Thank you for making yourself available, babygirl. I took the liberty of answering your husband while you were recovering."
Fuck, she forgot he was calling. She was terrified as she looked at her phone.
"Sorry. In a meeting and was just unavailable. Love you❤️" His reply:"👍"
She carried her gift box to her car and headed back to work. Her skirt damp in her seat. She wondered what was in it. But wouldn't dare open it.
Yet.
After all, she's a good girl.
#cheating kink#marriedmen#cheating#homewrxcker#older man younger woman#cheating wife#homewrecking#unavailable
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