#HOCKEY GODS

[lagerloutfic]

🙏🙏🙏

[any-apples]

guys this is so backwards. the whole east (pens, red wings, caps, isles, flyers) are like trying to crawl away from the playoffs. like. the flyers lose to montreal, then chicago, then the isles, then buffalo AND THEY'RE STILL IN A PLAYOFF SPOT because the caps don't want it and the red wings don't want it. the pens haven't played like they actually want it. and the flyers sure as fuck haven't played like they want it.

all of these teams are running away from these spots. like full on sprinting. and the hockey gods just pick them up by the backs of their shirts and drop them right back into the spot and laugh at them and their suffering.

fate is gonna drag us in kicking and screaming. wild shit.

[national-hockey-gay]

—andrea gibson

[froggiej]

Dear hockey gods 🙏

This hockey world is hard enough without Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews playing together. Please fix it.

KThxBye

[ahonice]

i absolutely love justus so i’m praying for a shutout for him

[unsweetenedlettucewrap]

smth smth the myth of ferrari is like the hockey gods, if you get it you get it

[kensatou]

this is porn. to me.

bonus: okay you guys get it

[obsob]

once more around the sun!! :3

[nottodayjustin]

October 15th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

Sorry folks this will be an amulet-heavy episode today because what the hell.

[drysaladandketchup]

EDM. vs CGY || Oct 13, 2024

[atwhughesversion]

“Huggy Bear.”

“Why?”

“‘Cause he’s cute. Just like, you wanna cuddle him.”

[jerswayman]

stop giving jeremy swayman puppies!! the world is not equipped to handle the fallout!!! the damage is immeasurable!!

[batwynn]

Fondly remembering that time in the early 2000s when my mother and I stumbled on a (illegal) Christian Movie website that edited out anything ‘not Christian’ out of all your faves by cutting out entire scenes and bleeping curse words, and that special moment when we saw ‘H*llboy’s’ runtime being under 20 minutes and absolutely lost it.

[kirill-kaprizov]

nico hischier ⋆.˚ devils @ canucks 10.30.24

[tojisun]

watching playoffs with hockey player simon and he just goes, “wrong move.” and he won’t even expound on it when you ask him what he means, not because he’s an ass but because he genuinely can’t explain it properly, his words failing him now. he’d just point at the previous play and grunt, his hand moving about like he doesn’t even know why it’s wrong, just that it is, and it’s then you get another glimpse of why he’s known as a goddamn genius.

it makes you more in awe of him :((

[kensatou]

he's like if a baby cow wandered into a zoom interview