#HEYYYYY

[letoscrawls]

babe wake up it's time for the not-so-yearly redraw of Ahsoka and Rex 😔

[friendly-alien-fucker]

Being with an ooman brought forth a good number of oddities, most of which they adored.

You were different from them, in terms of looks, yes, but also in terms of culture. And as they whiped away the liquid streaming from your eyes they realized once again how different you were in terms of morals as well.

"I'm a monster!" you sobbed, your voice frantic and shaky, and they took you into their arms on instinct at the sound.

"You're overreacting." They attempted to console you, which didn't quite work as intended they came to realize as you slapped their chest.

"I killed it! The poor little fella... they already have such a short lifespan..."

Seeing you in so much pain over the death of a being that didn't even have a conscience, they wondered how you managed to think of them as anything other than a monster. With their walls of proudly displayed trophies.

Some of them had only half your life expectancy, some lived longer than them. Some even had family.

"Fella?" they instead focused on consoling you through your strange breakdown "what makes you so sure it was male?"

You gasped, your eyes suddenly wide in horror "I didnt even think of that! What if it was female? What if it was expecting? What if I just killed an entire bloodline??!"

Though they were apparently not very good at it.

Unsure on what to do or say, they simply continued to hold you, the purring that they've subconsciously started to do getting louder.

"If it brings you any comfort", they began quietly as they heard your sobbing come to a slow stop "its unlikely it felt any pain, being the size that it was."

"It does," you mumbled, only parting from them shortly to whipe at your face "thank you."

They simply nodded.

How your species managed to become your planets apex predators remained a mystery to them.

[passsionfish]

artfight attack for @just-a-drawing-bean <3

[lambf4rm]

in a valentines mood :P

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Hermes carrying Medusa’s head up to Olympus: lol this going to cause soooooo much drama

[gunthermunch]

youngsters who had a lot of fun in the 90s

[to-close-to-the-sun]

[a menacing man approaches him, dressed like a soldier but carrying no weapon,scar across his face and one eye with a milky white pupil and a pink white around the iris,as if burned.]

you! young man! i am looking for one Icarus son of dedalus! where do i find him.

@the-great-emperor-commodus

Oh uhh that'd be me *he awkwardly raises his hand* what's up?

[zorangezest]

OH BTW

I HAVE A SONG THAT'S LIKE... PERFECT FOR SOUNDWAVE'S CASSETTES

Please I need to tell someone about this.

HUUQHHGEHJJAJHHHHQH

[gunksh1t]

warning monster fucker ig

idk what type of monster but one with a super long tongue who throat fucks you with it. They keep a nice tight grip on your jaw, their claws digging into your cheeks and get a premium close up view of your eyes going wide and watering as they manage to shove their tongue down your throat, their spit dripping into your own drooling mouth while your throat constricts around their twisting tongue. Hearing you gag and choke as they slide their tongue down the back of your throat and your eyes are rolling into the back of your head.

anyway, hey again dudes :3

[orbch]

is this really what the dreamer feels like? starlight showers us and crushes into every stain…

[the-dream-team]

She was there, staring into infinity and finding herself staring back. With the stars shining, the painting came alive, shimmering and sparkling and bouncing its brilliance around the room[...] With a gasp, Lily noticed the dots of light reflected onto her dress, her arms, the glare catching in her eye. Like a disco ball, the painting scattered its light. She looked down at herself and saw that she was made of starlight. Who Knows Who Cares, Chapter 17

[yetanotherbeliever]

Old Vriska i dont think i ever posted and my sweet little hetalias

[tomboyyyaoi]

shepherd

[ivymoonstudios]

Never. I have never once seen Azriel let another person touch that knife.

/ ACOWAR, Ch. 69, Pg. 610

[sugarsnappeases]

Control and spinning in and out of it

bartylily | explicit | 5.8k | for my dearest darlingest @sixlane happy birthdayyy <333

“The only disease I’ve got is Incredible-at-sex-itis,” Barty declares with a cocky smile and an attempt at what she believes to be a wink. She can’t believe she’s slept with him. Multiple times. And she wants to sleep with him again. Maybe she should be getting checked for diseases. Some sort of Attraction-to-dickheads-itis.

She groans and throws an arm over her eyes as he leans over to pull her box of condoms out from under the left side of her bed. Because he knows where she keeps her condoms which can only mean bad things. Also, she can’t even deny that he’s incredible at sex.

*****

tfw you just can’t stop falling into bed with your awful flatmate

[tripleratskill]

@muffy-mayhem @ultimatesoupdemon

grey guys

muffy, i hope it's alright that I used a design from your [whatever the song is idk] animation. I don't think I saw it anywhere else on your blog and that you use a different one. Just wanted to draw winged narry :^

soup. he-he.. hehehe...... hehehehe..