#HEYY THIS TOOK AN EMBARRASSINGLY LONG TIME TO ANSWER I JUST. FORGOT I HAD ANY ASKS AT ALL I HAVENT GOTTEN AN ASK IN MONTHS

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Sun Wukong just quietly weeping in the corner cause he can't be Father or Grandpa Sun to the bots. They all call him kid including Bumblebee(who decides to be a little shit about it half the time). Actually, he can be Grandpa Sun to Predaking as the Predacon is a clone and probably isn't that old.

They'll have to wrestle first though considering the Decepticon issue. Only other way for the Monkey King to be older than a Cybertronian is if it's a Sparkling(baby bot). Everyday he's closer into searching for one just so he'll rightfully feel old.

Speaking of being called kid, Pigsy would instantly go silent as he can't really rebuttal about it due the massive age gap. At most he'll ask for them to not refer to him with that title. Sandy just blink but shrug it off. Although he is most likely to get offered water a lot since he's a river spirit in Nevada which either a desert or wasteland.

Nezha would be number 2 on the 'Don't Call Me Kid' list. It's embarrassing for mortals to refer to him like that as none of the factions are truly immortal. They just have insane life spans.

Macaque has a shit ton of blackmail if someone dares call him 'Kid'. He can hear into the past so finding something would be a cinch. Also Macaque definitely share some new swear words with Miko as further incentive to not call him 'Kid'.

DBK is number 1 on the 'Don't Call Me Kid' list. He's older than Nezha and Sun Wukong so being referred to like that would just anger him. Especially since DBK will only get involved in this alien robot insanity because of Red Son. Princess Iron Fan doesn't want to be called kid either but she likes hearing about the drama from this war. It's a free soap opera in her opinion.

Speaking of age, imagine the looks on Team Prime's faces learning their items that can grant immortality like peaches as there is the idea of magic they're still trying to figure out. Ratchet already had an aneurysm when MK cloned himself just to help with unpacking their latest supply haul. (Ratty doesn't like Porty MK at all.)

Optimus in the corner recording all of this as the archivist in him has become active. Tang and him would be talking for hours if they ever met.

all of this is very on point lmao FOR SOME REASON one of the things that got me here was how funny itd be for dbk to interact with basically any of the bots, his big intimidating talk means absolutely nothing here, he gets like, a polite clap from bee and smokescreen when hes done

... and if ratchet doesnt like porty mk, please take a moment to imagine how much ultra magnus hates him

ALSO I THINK RATCHET WOULD COMPLETELY REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE EXISTENCE OF MAGIC, NO MATTER HOW MUCH EVIDENCE HES PRESENTED WITH. HE WILL SIMPLY NOT LOOK. HE IS TURNING AWAY