#HES SOOOOO MIPY!!!!

[abvidcanon]

hi spino

After the bird parade.

[obscuredilfoff]

Propaganda below the cut!

Vergilius

ok he's scary but he is so dad-coded. kind of sharp-tongued and emotionally distant but he has a soft spot for the bus driver. basically his daughter atp. in chapter one of "leviathan" he goes to visit an orphanage on christmas in a santa hat. he keeps a photo of the orphanage kids in his pocket even after the orphanage was destroyed..

he counts as a dilf because he volunteered at an orphanage <3 looks miserable but kids love him

he looks like shit and i’m madly in love with him he looks like he stood in the rain for 4 hours straight he’s my wife my girlfriend my babygirl skrunkly mipy blorbo (he’s killed hundreds of people)

Johnny Lawrence

william zabka literally has me watching schlock movies from the eighties just to see him shirtless and bloody it's bad

propaganda for johnny lawrence from cobra kai: he's a deadbeat dad but HEAR ME OUT he's so hot in a rat kind of way and I'm mad about it. he and his high school karate rival have been mutually fixated on each other for the past thirty years and the entire series is based on them recruiting teenagers for a proxy war against each other. he eats expired meat for breakfast. he has three different fathers/father-figures and each one of them gave him a different kind of daddy issues. he has a bio son and an mentee who's kind of his son (it's complicated) and they beat the shit out of each other cain and abel style. he peaked in high school and he looks sooooo good covered in his own blood. he's a bastard and I want him carnally

[sakasakied]

NIKI KINKS????

sjdjshxhjd i live for this man

NIKI. OH MY GOD I LOVE NIKI WTF he's the little mipy ok

so we have the commonly associated niki kinks. oral and foodplay. ok but what about feederism. someone on tumblr that i rly used to like (but deactivated :( pls come back) had dabbled a lot in niki and feederism.

if u guys have a mutual love for food, ofc you'll spend a lot of ur bonding time eating together!!! you're happy to be eating with the one u love, but niki can't stop sweating at the sight of ur tummy getting rounder and more swollen as u eat and eat. like the thought of u eating all of the things e would cook for u and him personally feeding them to u until ur all stuffed hehehehheehhe

oh and kind of connected to that. cum inflation. niki has Lots of energy when he's full ok. so he can go as many rounds and Fill u up sooooo good. he literally won't waste any he'd keep ur tummy nice and full with his seed ^_^

ofc this plays into his breeding kink. filling u up with his cum is not just for seeing ur round tummy, he'd like a big family with u one day. if he's in the mood (and has eaten enough), he'll keep rutting into u over and over until he has thoroughly emptied his balls deep inside u. it doesn't even matter if u can give him offspring. remember he also likes seeing u all round and full ^_^

also forgot to mention that he loves chubbier bodies. idk if his illness makes him have fast metabolism though so i hc him as chubby as well. He's very appreciative of thick bodies.

[weaponsdrawn]

:coffee: dave and bambi :)

(i got two of these im just answering to this one lol) OK OK OK I have SOOOOO much to say about this one tbh for one thing idk why ppl hate it so much!! its just fun and silly tbh, its not PERFECT, but honestly I enjoy it a lot!!! its one of the few long ass mods I can really get into PLUS I fucking adore the 3D paint artstyle so so SO much its SOOOOO cool and awesome and i love drawing it in 3D paint SO much its just!! AAAA!!! /posi Also the music is REALLY good esp Alternate, Applecore, and any Dave song, and any Bandu song Plus the lore is unironically super interesting and i loev learning about it so so SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!! also I want to hold Bandu and David like mipy OH and my qpp thinks dave is mipy and i 110% agree hes SO mipy, tbh everyone in dnb is mipy tltr mod good everyone check it out and also dave's fun algebra class thats also pretty cool and epic ^^

[exoticalmonde]

You need the full experience of this glory, okay, just look at the mipys, my littol spoingle scrunklies I will put them in my mouth.

Which brings us to...

Sooooo, there is another VN I am obsessed with is called 'Touchstarved' and Leander is the one I picked for myself. He is soooo handsome, sweet, caring, loving, I-m... I..., and I was gushing about him to which the words 'I would suck him out of his jacket like an oyster from its shell' were born in that context... Leaff drew that for me as if I wasnt embarrassed enough

I have claimed him with nails and teeth and I am absolutely going to support the heck out of that game when it comes out.

Hydration and rest intermission, we will be right back...

Speaking of intermission, Im outside on the hammock and it's thundering pretty nicely, I wonder if I'll be struck by lightning first or if I will be rained on and melt like a sugarplum witch.

Okay it's thundering right over my head, I think I know which one is happening.

Dontforgettosavewormsandsnailsontheroad

Oh no, I remember /I/ was the upset one here, and like how all of us need different things to heal, Leaff offered me water, sunlight and love to keep me healthy as I let it pass.

And via my survival they get to enjoy biszkoty again. This time on friendship occasions.

Though with happiness come drama and sometimes you realize the one you love is being loved in spire of them being a filthy disgusting Scaraether shipper (Scaraether my loves, I really need to re-read the fic I wrote for them)

I love Pinkie and Leaff thank you for always being helpful and supportive and showing me everything weird around the world.

To end it off, here is the newest addition, because I realized I might be too close in personality and sound box to the babushcats in Monster Hunter....

I cannot even express the amount of adoration I hold for the person who has been by my side long enough to make me like those horrible little Sumeru creatures to the point I embrace my creature-ness and I need all of you to see the series:

For context:

-Green Aranara is me

- Pink Aranara is my friend

- Peach Aranara is Pinkie

-Brown Aranara is Mink from DMMD

-Blue Aranara is Aoba from DMMD

I take care of my friends the way they might need and if that is headpats and biszkoty, there are no qualms over it. Some days are just tough and you need to be a little dude getting crumbs all over your face. I love you.

Though sometimes we can just share and that is good enough for friendship.

Though around this time a lot had already happened we started playing DMMD since I am obsessed and they were really interested after having played it once and never again. Or something. During exam and work my head was full of worms.

We ran the entire Mink route together because I needed it, then everything else is left to their time and eventually I broke my silence about the existence of Re:Connect. Dreading the bad ending of each game by the way, I have never felt more depressed and sad that Leaff got the good ending by just not wanting to help the dying people mean while I went straight for it and then Mink said 'I' ll preserve your pure soul alright'

They cried. I cried, but less and from love and because I am so in love with Mink.

Aoba really wasn't sure what the hell is happening and /I/ was absolutely sure we messed up (did I say I have played it 4 times and have forgotten it every new replay?) and got something bad until he looked up in that little room of his and I knew he heard us. Just by that look.

Then some time later I recieve the question of wtf is wrong with Clear why is he just refusing to cooperate when you get inside his head?