#HES SO SILLY AND SCRIMBLO IN HIS VILLAIN ARC

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So like… I made something for a little buddy ol’ pal

GLAZE IS BY: @ratzhatz14

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skuldug!

AAAA this is late but ok ok you are opening ancient wounds and reviving brain rot of my dark past. So much spoilers in here. If anyone is actually planning on reading these. (Is it bad that I hesitated to put Skulduggery down for like all of these?)

Blorbo: Valkyrie!! She is in fact the main protagonist, but like she is! So weird! Her unspoken parallels to the old Celtic goddess Morrigan?? Her evilness!! Her sense of goodness despite it all?? The part of her that tore away into a separate Big Bad™️ entity of death and destruction and interesting new character on her own who is still inherently connected to Valkyrie in every way??? Bro she literally started out so normal in the beginning that this whole thing is like one long tragedy and she’s both the hero and the villain she is just so interesting.

Scrunkly: Skulduggery Pleasant himself. He’s awful and annoying and honestly kind of evil but he is so funny. He’s literally such a funky messed up silly scrunkly little guy. The description for this one is supposed to be “cuteness aggression”…..yeah he’s not cute by any means he’s literal dusty old bones but the aggression part is there i wanna shake him around and see if he makes a rattling noise.

Scrimblo Bimblo: GHASTLY I loved him so so so much and I wish they talked about him more after he died because that shit traumatized me. Like he’s not That underappreciated like he was in the main crew for the longest time but I think he could be appreciated much more <3

Glup Shitto: Clarabelle🥺🥺🥺 she deserves the world tbh like her perspective through this whole thing had been Bonkers but she’s still standing. Stupid as hell with blue hair and pronouns, working in a zombie pub. I hope. I haven’t read the latest books. Derek Landy if you find this I swear by the Ancients-

Poor Little Meow Meow: China Sorrows! She is not pathetic at all she is a girl queen. But she is problematic and switches between being a helpful protag to being an evil hindrance like constantly and honestly I wish Derek would be a bit more consistent with her character arc she is eternally kind of evil though and honestly her former actions have had disastrous consequences over the centuries and I love that for her. Another good poor little meow meow is Melancholia St. Claire. Underrated evil girl. She was really just a kid, and she wasn’t even the real Death Bringer. I really think she just needed some friends.

Horse Plinko: Billy Ray Sanguine because while his general aesthetic is cool he is stinky and bad and Literally dated a possessed woman who was like,,,, actually under the influence of an evil entity the whole time?? She literally forgot it all afterwards and I don’t think he realized just how Not Her that was but he’s still weird as hell.

Eeby Deeby: Erskine Ravel no hesitation he sucks he’s cancelled he’s the worst he’s evil his motivations are weak he’s just an asshole I want to put him back into his eternal torture era