#HELPP PLEASEEEEE
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parackalism · 5 months ago
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offtheheezayy · 17 days ago
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN LMAOODJDH
macedonian woman came into my work and told me i looked familiar then asked if i was from her country hjgjyny
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spideysbruh · 8 months ago
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jokes
y/n just posted a story!
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caption- just some thoughts 🤭🤭🤔🤔
@realchalamet just tweeted- yes, y/n actually made me go through my following and explain
@y/n liked and retweeted
@y/n replied- okay but you were totally willing !!!
@realchalamet liked and replied- I guess I just love you so much I'd do any and everything for you idk
@yellowyn replied- awwww 🥺😭😭😭
@leestimmy replied- LMFAOOOOO I'm just picturing yall doing this and I'm deadddd
@timmysdunesss replied- okay. now swallow an airtag
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tchalamet literally the most beautiful girl i've seen in my whole life. nobody compares!!! 😍😍
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zendaya did y/n steal your phone be honest
tchalamet no this is just me appreciating my wonderful girlfriend
y/n omg so unexpected haha thank you timmy 🥰😘😘
tchalamet anything for my princess
worldlyyn okay but timmy is actually away filming rn so she's not with him, he fr posted this 💀😭😭
headbandyn but y/n DEF told him LMAOOO
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y/n i ❤️ my boyfriend
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rachelzegler im dead.
willymywonka PLEASEEEEEEEEEE 💀💀💀💀💀
tchalamet why.
florenceamy LITTLE TIMMYYYY
die4yn LOSING IT OVER THISSSSSS
timmylaurie AYE NOW CHOP 🗣🗣🗣
y/n RAH RAH LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON 🗣🗣🗣
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tchalamet I'll love her as long as I breathe
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cookieyn VRYINGG
timmylaurie damn he's so in love im crying
y/n wowww so you won't love me anymore when we die ??? ok. noted.
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tchalamet I can't with you.
y/n 😁🥰🥰😘😘😘
ynxlee why are they the best couple ever
timmytimstan don't get the hype over that fugly girl
lomlyn can you stfu he doesnt want you bro he never will you're literally hideous and evil why would he ever even associate with you
timmyscat DAMN 💀💀💀
y/n just posted a story!
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caption- i watch wonka or little women when i miss him 😔💔🫶 my whimsical man
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y/n ill be the brightest, you'll see
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tsgf she's showing wayyyy too much omg, no way timothee is okay w this
ynsheadphones kys tbh
y/n okay and I'll show more, tf ?
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tchalamet wow.
tchalamet how are you so perfect
sunshineyn timothée is so lucky bro wtf man
spideyyn i wanna know what he did in a past life to deserve this
tchalamet my girl is hot !!!
scrubscrubtimmy should we give timothée some space? 🤔💀💀💀
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tchalamet we do go outside !!! a lot!!!!!
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y/n that was our first time seeing the sun in like three months don't lie
tchalamet 🤫🤫🤫
y/n I'm literally edward cullen
tchalamet my 104 year old girlfriend 😍😍😍
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timmytimstan ugh ofc she's a twilight stan, tasteless and annoying !!!
rachelzegler to quote Robert Pattinson, it's not even cool to be a twilight hater anymore 🙃
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buzzyyn mama y papa
@y/n just tweeted- WONKA NOW ON HBO (or is it max now? 🤔🙄)
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@realchalamet liked and replied- WHY
@y/n replied- 🙁
@shrekxyn replied- WHERED YOU EVEN FIND THIS PLEASEEEEE
@y/n replied to @shrekxyn- tiktok blessed me 😍😍 also wtf is your @ helpp
@curlyyn replied- omg new pfp lets goooo
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aajjks · 5 months ago
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or that someone in their friend group is—uh oh 🫢 i said too much
mommy issues!JK
“jungkook, i’m fine” you smile. “fine. i’ll go take a bath and leave you alone okay? if you need anything just let me know” you kiss jungkook’s lips before leaving him alone and heading to the rather large bathroom equipped with both a bathtub and standing shower parallel from one another.
using your favorite aromatherapy bath gel, you fill the tub up with warm water and bubbles to soak in and once you’ve filled it up enough, you strip naked and…wow…
as you take a look in the mirror, you’re a little disgusted with yourself. although your stomach has gone down a lot more since moon’s birth, you can’t ignore the flabbiness of your stomach and the stretch marks. maybe it’ll go away after a month and your body will go back to normal.
turning your attention away from the mirror, you get inside the tub and try to relax your mind and body. you close your eyes, breathe in through your nose, exhale through your mouth, and repeat until you’re asleep in the warm water.
breathe in….
breathe out….
breathe in….
AAAAAHH!!!!! j-jungkook? JUNGKOOK!! b-baby?? c-can you hear me?
breathe out….
l-look at me. oh my god. SOMEONE HELPP!!! PLEASEEEEE!!!! stay with me okay? look at me—LOOK AT ME!!
breathe in….
don’t close your eyes okay? everything’s gonna be okay. i’m right here
breathe in….
i got three bodies. a bleeding pregnant female
breathe in….
an unconscious male
breathe in….
hold on, okay? hold on….
you jump from your sleep in a panic. your heart is racing, your breathing is ragged, and all you can think about is whether or not everyone is okay. you get up from the bathtub, drain the water, and put your bath robe on. you don’t even throw a pair of clothes on before rushing downstairs to see jungkook and seol sitting on the couch with moon wide awake in his arms watching tv.
you let out a sigh of relief when you see that everyone is okay, just how long were you asleep?
“hi mommy!!! look, moonie is awake!!” says seol as he points to his sister who’s doe eyes are focused on everything else but the television.
“i see” you pant. “are you guys okay? are you hungry?”
you need to calm down. everything is alright. see? everything is alright.
~🫧
“What- Yn look at us- we are completely okay.” Jungkook says, smiling at you, waving moons little hand at you, Seol laughs at Jungkooks action, finding his sister so adorable.
“I’ll take care of lunch don’t worry sweetheart just continue your business.” Jungkook speaks. Looking at you with concern.
You’re not relaxed, you’re so tense, you’re fidgeting your hands. The color from your face seems drained. “Baby what’s wrong…” Jungkook gets up from the couch with moon in his arms.
“Hey.. you okay?” He whispers, looking at you. “We’re all safe and okay I promise..” he coos, he can’t hold you; his eyes convey his message for him.
You nod, Jungkook wants to help you in the bath but he can’t- since his bandage is still there. The truth is that he’s supposed to be pampering you. But he’s unable to.
“Go yn..” he says, assuring you.
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It’s evening now and Jungkooks mother has come over, she really cannot last her without seeing her grandchildren for long these days.
Especially moon, she’s so obsessed with her, “yn dearest… what’s wrong? You seem so weak..” she’s sitting beside you, Jungkook is with Seol in his bedroom, playing with him for a little while.
Jiyeon notices your tense face. It’s not good. “Yn… I consider you my like my Jia… what’s wrong.” She looks at you with affection.
You’ve just given birth, she understands your feelings. “I know you’re really overwhelmed… if you want we can take Seol in for a few days.”
“Or… did Jungkook say anything to you?”
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zlebooks · 2 years ago
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HELPP I WAS ABOUT TO JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR CRUSHES BUT THEN I SAW THE IKEMAN VAMPIRE TAG AND.. ME TOO 💀💀
PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭 NOT US GIGGLING AND KICKING OUT FEET UP OVER A DICTATOR
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10,699. we should 69
I hope that's not weird but if you knew who I was it wouldn't be 😭
HOW DID YIU GET 10K HELPP
also no thats not weird icl i love suggestive jokes and i wanna know who you are now pleaseeeee
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seblore · 4 years ago
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(re: that bb sewis pic) goddd have they been doing their lil paddock walks ever since then?? i had no idea and now i'll never know peace... even worse when you rmbr seb saying that lewis had been a bit hard to get close to dsjajaaskafs megh help
re: this post right here chief
alrighty do you wanna see something. do🗣 you🗣 want🗣 to🗣 see🗣 something🗣
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so here are some mclaren!lewis and rbr!seb interactions. these interactions consist of them lingering around the other so they could go out in the paddock together, seb rambling with animated hands while lewis pays little attention to what seb is saying because he is too busy studying seb’s face and them just gravitating towards each other whenever they crossed paths in the paddock.... hashtag just rival things 😽
also bonus: here is them just gazing into each other’s eyes 🙏
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tldr: they have ALWAYS been OBSESSED with EACH OTHER AND IN OTHER NEWS IM DIVING INTO THE MARIANA TRENCHHHHHHHHHHHH
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chemicaljacketslut · 2 years ago
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sang in front of the class today for this lil solo thing & it was not my best and i am dyinggg over it helpp.. like it wasn’t bad either it just was. pretty average. and my former gifted kid brain is screamingg like naurrr i swear i can sing better than this im not warmed up properly and im having mad allergies pleaseeeee
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seungstarss · 3 years ago
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hi sei! i just saw mira's ask and was reminded of my being a robert pattinson simp! helpp he's so hot 😭 i think i have a thing for the brooding type, bc i'm getting reminded of prof hee, you srsly had no reason making him so hot 😭 i still think of him 😳 ♥️ can't believe i'm really going through it for a 35 yr old man 😭 no but srsly i'm having rpatz brainrot, if you see a rpatz moodboard with enha or other idols, it's probably mine 😜 byee sei!! ily + have a great day!! - little sis anon ♡
FQJQFAJAA PLEASEEEEE!! HE IS HOT AND ITS AN ISSUES❗❗❗ oh em jay prof! HEE was such a concept gosh 😫 imma faint
RPATZ X ENHA QTQJQFQQ, I'LL BE ON THE LOOKOUT LMFAOOO
Oh also,,, next recall chapter(that's coming in like 10 minutes or smth) is an ode to your simpin 😉😉😉
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