#HELP. WHY IS HE SO MUCH TO DRAWWWW

[thuranni]

“average warforged is 3 buldings tall" factoid actualy just statistical error. average warforged is 5-7 feet tall. The Lord of Blades, who lives in mournland & is the size of a fucking skyscraper, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[limeinaltime]

Giving my canon chara OTPs some lovin’

Davekat- Good luck playing it cool after that, Dave.

Rosemary- Rose gets to live out the goth dream of kissing a badass vampire. Good for her.

Jade/Davepetasprite^2- Because Jade being happy makes the serotonin go brrr.

Gamtav- And they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates) Also Tavros why are you so hard to drawwww-

Roxygen- I gues you could say that John got his breath taken away hahaaa

Dirkjake- I headcanon that Jake liked watching Dirk work on his projects, and following their reconnection, he starts to fall back into the habit. Dirk is oblivious (for now), but likes Jake’s company.

Jasperosesprite^2/Jane- She probably just thinks Jasperose is trying to snatch a cookie. Poor Jane was very confused about Nanasprite’s teasing later.

Arafef- They probably just finished excavating some underwater ruins and Aradia’s thanking Feferi for her help in her usual enthusiastic manner. These two bonded over this project, and when it’s finished, the two girls still find ways to hang out and Feferi continues to help Aradia explore Earth C, and eventually, love just kinda blooms between them.

I imagine this would be a healthy bond for both of them, with Feferi being able to move on from Sollux and overcome her repressed jealousy towards Lilith, and Aradia finding someone who is able to match her spirited attitude while keeping her grounded. They come to enjoy the life they have together, chilling on the porch of Feferi’s beach cottage, watching the sun set below the waves.

Vrisrezi- I like the pale approach with these two, but I also like the idea of them being a total quadrant clusterfuck. No one knows if they’re flushed, pale or pitch, and neither of them intend on clarifying any time soon. This is after Vriska finally gives up on pitch flirting with Lilith and gets used to a life of simplicity. Even though she’s occasionally bitter over being ursurped narratively, Vriska’s still pretty happy with where she is in life, and that she can still be her chaotic self with her equally chaotic gf.

Erisolsprite/Lyelithsprite aka the weirdest ship I’ve ever come up with- These two don’t even show up in the canon fic, but because all the sprites (minus Fefetasprite, who’s vibing in the Dream Bubbles as two tight af individual ghosts) make it to the end, I thought it would be fun to ship these green bastards.

Lyelithsprite is not made up of a dead Lyerre and Lilith (Null and Liminal Players don’t have dead selves) but instead a culmination of their lost lives. Lyelithsprite is much more naive and sweet, like Lilith and Lyerre were pre-game, and is the “Harbringer” aka they were created with the sole purpose of gathering the scattered sprites and helping them reach the platform. They’re created shortly after Lilith and Lyerre jump back and redo Lilith’s timeline, and run into Erisolsprite first. He bitches at them for a bit, but eventually tags along while Lyelithsprite travels to a specific spot in the Medium where they can summon all the sprites. As the two continue along, Erisolsprite winds up bonding with them and grows emotionally attached. Following an event in the fic, Lyelithsprite manages to complete their task, but dies, leaving Erisolsprite bitter, alone and heartbroken over the loss of his friend.

In the [HOME] ending, Lilith finds Lyelithsprite and brings them to Liminal Space, where the two are happily reunited. Erisolsprite stubbornly insists that his feelings are thanks to Sollux and Eridan’s growing flush crushes on Lyelithsprite’s living pieces, but everyone knows that’s bullshit.