#HELLO *taps mic* IS THIS THING ON
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#HELLO *taps mic* IS THIS THING ON#can't bee leaf we're really here. they'er so happy and PARENTS OF THREE OH IMSICK#rollisi#amanda rollins#sonny carisi#kelli giddish#peter scanavino#they always deliver#svu#edit:rollisi
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the dynamic between a little talking back by saying “I’m a big girl !” and dad laughing it off with “no you’re not, you’re too small to do this on your own, let dad do it” about everyday things vs. little crying that they’re too small for this while dad is fucking into them, who laughs it off by saying “no baby you can take it, you’re a big girl, you’re grown enough for this” finally treating them as being able to make their own decisions
#I feel so gross posting this bye this is embarrassing#is this anything though.#taps mic. hello is this thing on
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hawk tuah more like block tuah am i right my fellow proshippers
vote for me in the next election
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Original sin.
#elden ring#elden ring art#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring sote#sote#messmer#messmer the impaler#elden ring messmer#elden ring messmer the impaler#fromsoft#fromsoftware#fromsoft games#fromsoft fanart#lovekilldraws#hello. taps mic is this thing on#to little surprise he’s my new fromsoft guy
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This entire conversation/scene is my 13th reason actually.
#pmd eos#<<<(There are many other scenes in pmd2 but this one is so up there)#the hypocrisy from him is what I love about him but I also need to fucking kill him#also also also also.#Team skull tricking H/P into a barren; gray area as a trap to lead those two to their doom#Dusknoir calling them out/getting ready to fight them. only to do the same thing 3 chapters later#hello (violently tapping into my mic) is this thing on
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Y'all ever see someone use the phrase "super mega turbo" in the wild and u just know they were There. when it Happened.
#taps mic hello is this thing on yes this is about Superhell day November 2020. sorry.#spn#nov 5th#destiel#supernatural
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i have never flown on a plane but that makes them more mystical to me . they’re like big beasts that you’ve only heard stories of . it also makes them really hot
#objectum#planes#plane objectum#vehicle objectum#can i say this? am i allowed to say this?#taps mic hello#i actually don’t ride in many vehicles#the only vehicle that i’m regularly inside of is the bus for school#that bus is also really hot#not really in temperature more in like. romantic hotness#want her to run me over#in a cute way though#im saying a lot of things today. in general#this post was originally about planes how did i get to my hot bus wife#need to post about my hot bus wife eventually#vhhhrrrrrr
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george lucas should have left this scene in the final cut because it slaps HARD
#context: delegation of 2000 senators go to confront palpatine and request he relinquish his emergency powers#and palpatine in a bde move asks anakin to be in attendance#the implications of this scene are sooooooo 🥰#the idea that even before he becomes his apprentice anakin is already under the thumb of palpatine#the way he's already there ready and willing to show up at this man's beck and call#the way he is already submitting himself to his control !!!!#ANAKIN 'I'LL NEVER BE A SLAVE AGAIN' SKYWALKER ONCE MORE SURRENDERING HIMSELF TO THE AUTHORITY OF A MASTER#EXCEPT THIS TIME IT'S WORSE#BECAUSE THIS TIME HE'S CONVINCED HIMSELF THAT IT'S HIS CHOICE. THAT HE WANTS THIS !!#HELLO ????? *TAPS MIC* IS THIS THING ON. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#anyway im so normal about this#star wars#sw#sw rots#star wars revenge of the sith#rots novelization#anakin skywalker#sheev palpatine#darth sidious#matthew stover#posts brought to you by me listening to sleep token's rain in repeat#and solitaris's soulswap
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my boyfriend she is one ouid pen tall
#long time no art#taps mic** is this thing on. hello? ok#2024 art#im not like back to psoting here or anything i dont think sorry im kinda off socials now#i do post sporadically on twitter but thats legit it so...........hi tumblr folks#original character#wip
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Do you think she feels it?
The first time Renko ate the flesh of her own, of course, was gentle. Yukari seemed to know how to make it seem like something other than it was, perhaps an extent of her power or perhaps a skill learned the hard way, during all the miserable time spent away from each other. But over time, she felt something shift in her mind. Not only had she become okay with it, that had happened long ago, but now...she started to want it. A carnivorous desire that had never gripped her before, wanting to sink her teeth into something real. All she had known for her whole life was fake, compared to this even the best meal she had before Yukari found her feels like cardboard in her memory.
Do you think she feels it, when her body begins to betray its origin? When her bones ache and warp, eyes and teeth just underneath her skin, aching to break free, to feel the light of the moon? Because, certainly, there was no room under the sun for her anymore. She is pale, and thin, eyes wider than they had ever held themselves, but she is alive!
Her mind no longer has room to care if she's found. When she's told another unfortunate soul had wandered past the boundary of artifice and organic, her feet hit the ground as soon as she leaves the conversation. She's running through the trees, laughing and out of breath all at once, almost on all fours as she propels herself faster and faster by grabbing the trunks of trees and pushing herself forward. As soon as her handclaws grace warm flesh, it's over.
Do you think she feels it? When her hands are betwixt the ribs of a man she does not even register the face of? When she hears a soft crunch of detritus and snaps her head back up, blood flying from the corners of her mouth, only to be met with the saccharine smile of her beloved? The woman she had chased to the end of the known world, into that which is truly unknown. Do the new eyes protruding from her skin see different wavelengths; ultraviolet, gamma, infrared? Do her sharper teeth form a different smile, after a short exhale of relief, of happiness?
I hope she does. Feeling is the act of living, after all. This is what she wanted.
#touhou#renko usami#youkai renko#renkari#taps the mic. hello is this thing on#originals#body horror#cannibalism tw#cannibalism cw#if it wasn't clear this is domeki posting time
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I feel like we as a fandom don't talk enough about how sad Norman's life was and how he could potentially fit into the weird little found family the gang created post canon
#or maybe im just on a different side of the fandom#norman is my favorite character#i love asshole characters who have reasons for being assholes#and then slapping some trauma and tragic backstories onto them#*pats hood of norman* this man can fit so much trauma in him#also skip and norman achieving symbiosis therefore skip being the only one to truly understand and vouch for him#*taps mic* hello? is this thing on??#is this fandom dead? idk#valdrinorman#yeah i said it#a starstruck odyssey#d20 starstruck#starstruck odyssey#norman takamori#norman skipper takamori#skip takamori#skipperskip#does this make any sense? im half awake#aml speaks
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i live.
#*taps mic* is this thing on#but also... hello there <3#classes have been kicking my rear esp in the past two weeks wow#i had an art history architectural process / a world civi mid-term#paper / i have one last part of a career project / i just submitted an#art history paper... it's just been chaos! on top of that i have scholarship app due#this week and i had a transfer meeting for the university of texas#it's just been !!!!!!!!!!! lately but. i miss u and giffing quite a bit and i#really hope to get back soon. also i have to put my dog down#on friday and i am... dreading it immensely *sigh* anywho hi <3#i haven't forgotten abt this place and i hope y'all have forgotten me rip :((#malina.txt
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#*taps mic* hello is this anything..#hope this isnt too niche but this is the only thing that happens in my brain#this is tooo dramatic lmao sorry#hope charlie boy “my father is a malignant presence”s ferrari someday...#own post#f1#web weaving#charles leclerc#succession#kendall roy#ferrari#carlos sainz#formula 1#scuderia ferrari#logan roy#parallels#singapore gp 2023
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kira & scott & theo || i'll be a killer and a thriller (and the cause of our death)
#twedit#twvid#scireo#kira x scott x theo#taps mic. hello. is this thing on. do u guys see the vision#part of getting scott alone was theo becoming stiles but it was also becoming kira#but the doctors make kira out of control the same way theyve made theo out of control#theo thinks he's the monster just bc hes got teeth but who gave them to him?#he had a more direct hand in the scott of it all. obviously. but ultimately his plan had him become kira. but kira also became him#both mice with their tails trapped under a cats paw. the doctors like to play w their food#theyre diff and they hate each other theyre the same and they hate each other. theres smth wrong w u that is also wrong w me. etc send twee#ANYAWY 4 my tags#kira yukimura#scott mccall#theo raeken#vid#also kira is obviously not theo in. like. terms of evilness. obviously. but in the victimization that causes violence#kiras fox out of control. theo kills scott. kira puts theo in the ground.#again NOT to actually frame her as As Bad As Him theres just some commonality there arc wise
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yall ever end up thinking back on periods of ur life and ur like. bro what
#so i dropped out of school at like 13/14 to be home fulltime to take care of my grandparents yeah yeah whtever#whats insane is remembering that when i was 15 my mom tried to arrange a marriage for me with some guy who was in his early 20s#he was the deacons EXTREMELY autistic son and we had spoken like. 3 times. it had been fine like he was pretty cool#but like. she talked me into tentatively agreeing with her. she went to talk to the deacon and everything about it#fucking hello? hello? taps the mic isaiah southern baptist child bride real?#that always pulls the same thread in my brain of how my grandparents died only a month or so apart#so the pastor had just finished doing my grandmas memorial service when we asked him to do the funeral service to bury them both together#and the first thing out of his fucking mouth was 'hah wow didnt expect to see all of you again so soon!'#and that pavilion was SILENT. besides like someone sniffling#awkward fuckhead piece of shit that guy sucked#yk he once threw away what he had written all his notes to preach on bc a gay couple had just moved to the area and wanted to try our churc#so he spent the whole time ranting about how gay people go to hell instead and they left in the middle of it crying#hell on earth.#my mom convinced him to start a school thru the church and i dont think ANY of their teachers went to college besides literally 1#bc she had just retired from the local middle school and had the free time to participate#but then i guess it all just comes back around#my brother graduated from there and became a ta when he was 18 and started dating a 14/15yo so#genuinely so glad i got the fuck outta there#what a nightmare that town was. christ
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