#HEADCANONS; Thresh (Classic)

[endl3ss-blu3]

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{ the BREAKFAST headcanons || Accepting }

1. does my character eat breakfast every day? why or why not?

He used to. It was something he looked forwards to everyday when he was home, nothing beats starting the day with your favorite people or catching up with family you haven't seen in a while. It was a nice thing while it lasted.

These days Thresh doesn't really sit down for very long. Always busy with one thing or another. He has to be.

4. what’s my character’s Cereal Of Choice? why or why not?

Hm, well Thresh never really needed or needs to eat. He's fine with the occasional E tank but when he does grab something else he like a good bowl of warm oatmeal! Brown sugar and maple is his fave!

It's relaxing and brings up some softer thoughts.

9. pancakes, waffles, or french toast? why or why not?

Mmm, Pancakes!

Simple for how versatile they can be, specifically with the batter! Make it thin enough and you ha pretty solid crepes which he uses to make a banger breakfast wrap. He had plenty of practice making them from scratch!

[20ways-tokillsomeone]

👍 - what are your muse’s good traits? 🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough? (Thresh :D)

Thresh (Unbound, I assume):

👍 - what are your muse’s good traits?

He's charismatic, for one. Resourceful, able to make the most out of a grim situation. He's confident in himself, honest, efficient, and self-reliant as fuck. Humorous, too. Not to mention creative.

🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough?

Thresh stays back when a person dear to him is in trouble, believing them to be more than capable of solving the problem by themselves. He will only really interfere once he sees the person is in need of actual help, or if he is asked to assist. Otherwise no, he isn't overprotective, or even concerned enough to lift a finger if his loved one is in danger, "not my problem" kinda being his motto.

Classic!Thresh under the cut because I felt like writing him too--

Thresh (Classic):

👍 - what are your muse’s good traits? He's adaptable, alert, and patient as hell. Somewhat magnanimous. Logical and mature. Observant. Always reliable. Tolerant and, in a way, pretty simple/humble too. 🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough? Boy this man is the DEFINITION of overprotective. He will literally STALK YOU to make sure you are okay, will run background checks on the people you're with, will make sure you're known as HIS so nobody tries anything funny and won't shy away from resorting to violence if he needs to make a point or punish someone for overstepping. Ideally (for him) you two will be joined at the hip so he will always be able to keep tabs on you. Seriously he will not rest until he's absolutely certain you're within arm's reach and also alive.

[tinypurplewizardfan]

Could you do a list on your most to least favorite regions and the why?

I feel like this should be a thing all lol blogs should do but only corpses remain

Of course! I'd be happy to. I'll also use this as an excuse to list out my favorite champs from each region, aka the ones that I'm gonna blog about the most other than Veigs. (I'll be using this map. If you haven't played with it, check it out!!)

So! From most-liked region (top) to least-liked region (bottom), here goes:

Noxus. I like it's past, present, and future lore. It's such a nuanced country, one you don't see in fantasy very often. Of course, it's where a good chunk of my most beloved characters come from- Mordekaiser, Swain, Veigar (kind of?? he suffered very important character development there), and LeBlanc. I think the mystery behind the Immortal Bastion is intriguing and I enjoy seeing how the modern day country interacts with the shadow of Mordekaiser's legacy.

Demacia. Yes, unironically! As mentioned in a previous post, I greatly enjoy Demacia's aesthetic. This one also has a good chunk of my favorite characters: Lux, Garen, Senna, Lucian, and Galio. Despite everything, I do like the conflict against mages and its implications. I like the idea of deconstructing a classic "good guy" fantasy kingdom.

The Void. Does this count as a region? I do. The Void is League's best "villain" and I really hope they utilize it as such! Mostly though, I am deeply in love with Kai'sa (despite her terrible visual design) and Kassadin as characters. I just think they're neat.

Bandle City. Believe it or not, I'm not super fond of most of the Yordle champs (other than Veigs and maybe Teemo). But I do like the strange, spiritual nature of the realm and I love headcanoning how it works.

Now we're moving into the regions that I don't care nearly as much about. Most Runeterra regions I'm pretty neutral with. Ionia is probably the one I'm most fond of out of these. I think it's interesting to have a land characterized by its magic. I like a good chunk of the characters such as Karma, Akali, Shen, and Riven. I think their conflict with Noxus is interesting. I rate this one a 7/10. It runs a little too close to "generic fantasy Asia" for my tastes.

Shadow Isles. I think they're neat, and I actually do like Viego, no matter how poorly the Ruination event was written. He was never the problem with that event, in my opinion. Moreover, Thresh and Karthus are cool.

Next is probably Piltover and Zaun solely because of Arcane. I didn't like the setting much before, and even now it's far from my favorite.

Mount Targon. Pantheon and Soraka are my absolute beloveds, but the problem is, I have zero interest in the whole Lunari/Solari nonsense going on. It's not a storyline that I care about.

Bilgewater is all the way down here purely because of my apathy. It's not that I have a problem with the setting itself, it's just that I don't care about any of the champs from here. Pirates just aren't my thing. Nautilus is kinda cool though.

Shurima. Shurima's down here because I dislike the "ancient" and "lost" lore. It's boring. I don't like Nasus and co. However, I really do like the story of modern day Shurima as it rebuilds, and its relationship with the Void that's trying to consume it. It has so much potential! (Basically, Taliyah and Kai'sa are the only two keeping Shurima interesting for me. Okay and maybe a little bit of Xerath. He's cool.)

Freljord. What? The Freljord? All the way down here? Yes, and that's because it's boring as hell. I don't care about their clan wars. I don't care about any of the characters from here (except maybe Braum). The conflicts feel so petty and I have zero idea what it's older lore is about despite reading Lissandra's page a couple of times. I think it needs a facelift- all the other settings have a decent conflict that defines the stories set in them, but the Freljord is just "it's cold" and "people don't get along". It would work if the Freljord was a standalone setting apart from Runeterra, but for being a part of a truly fantastical world, it doesn't stand out at all.

But at least the Freljord is a location, compared to Ixtal, which is nothing more than a name on a map with the primary trait of "doesn't do anything".

And that's that!

[20ways-tokillsomeone]

My muses, but it’s the 6 month uni prep program i took

I kind of regret making this a series now but I also don’t

MJhin:

Hair and makeup for the zoom class

Either that or the “I just woke up” look

Dreads having to meet anyone face to face

Features his cat

Elaborate/super decorated notes/notebooks

Might fall asleep during

Definitely turns his cam off and mutes himself in order to eat in the middle of class

Turns in all of his assignments on time

Kayn:

Background noise

Goes on off-topic rambles when given the opportunity

Features his dog to rival Jhin’s cat

Disorganized as fuck

“Wait we had homework?????”

Distracted

First to log off

Funny/memey background image and/or name

Always late

Thresh (Classic):

Chaotic force of nature in the clothing of a responsible adult

Is there for the after class drama

“You know what X said about you right?”

The “no effort, still gets good grades” type

Master of excuses

Hardly anybody notices he’s even there because he’s just so quiet

Likely too busy sexting his bf to even listen to the lecture

Perpetually high on weed, somehow still functions

Swain:

“I already know all that”

Assignments turned in on the same day they were given

Top half is dressed for class, bottom half is dressed in comfy sweatpants and socks

Always has a warm drink with him like a coffee

Interrupts professor with his own POV on the subject to challenge them

Takes this shit SERIOUSLY

Annoyed as fuck at people like Kayn who disrupt the class

“Whoever this noise is coming from MUTE YOURSELF FFS”

Has all the professors’ numbers and emails memorized by heart

Will file complaints

Darius:

Honestly couldn’t be assed

Only doing this for the scholarship that is promised to those who complete the program

Is late

Skips classes he finds too hard/too boring

Does all assignments last minute

Crams for exams

“Ah fuck it” attitude

Does things in the background like fold laundry while listening to the lecture on speaker

Or better yet, jog

Energy drinks

Absolute dumpster fire of a student and his grades speak for themselves

Zed:

Mood dependent student

Sometimes he’s the pinnacle of what a student should strive to be like

Sometimes he’s worse than Darius

Not stupid or lazy by any means he’s just got better things to do

Also depression

Cam and mic off ALWAYS, watching Netflix during class

Shows up hungover or drunk at least once

Copies his assignments from Shen

Breezes through exams like the uni equivalent of usain bolt, whether that’s good or bad is up to God to decide

Shen:

Sweetest guy around

Teacher’s pet

Offers to tutor other students who are struggling, for free

Always on time, always logs on first

Organized and orderly

Somehow balances school with personal life without letting the two mix

Is up for after school meet ups, sometimes

Has a tendency to stay up late with his assignments and sacrifices sleep

Doesn’t let that show though

Always has a huge ass bottle of water near him because hydration is IMPORTANT

Deals with school stress by meditating

Akali:

Lord help her

She’s doing her best I promise but somehow still loses control of her life entirely

Laughs at Kayn’s memes in the middle of class

Probably joins in on them too

Eats with the mic ON

Tried Shen’s tutoring service once and decided she’ll just wing it from there

*mixes monster energy drink with coffee* “I’m gonna die”

Relatively good grades cuz she a smart goil with a lot of potential but also a lot of chaotic stupid energy

Studies with Kayn, nothing ever gets done

Addicted to tiktok, records some during class

“what do you mean highlight the important parts EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT”

[20ways-tokillsomeone]

In the spirit of my previous headcanon post, here are my muses as patients in my day treatment program

I’ve been hospitalized numerous times before and day treatment was a Trip so here you go. Inspired by real events, some headcanons are inspired by real people I’ve met.

MJhin:

Basically treats it like a prison

The guiet guy who has the worst mental breakdowns imaginable

drama queen

comes there dressed either like a runway model or like he just crawled out of a dumpster, no in-between

the weirdo everybody talks about during breaks

group therapy is his stage and boy does he monologue

if you befriend him? nicest person you’ll ever meet

will bring you coffee unprompted and hug you when you’re feeling down

DOMINATES art class

overall just an unstable ball of trauma and anxiety

Kayn:

If this was a class he’d be the class clown

The popular one everyone flocks to

Doesn’t know when to shut up, has a habit of talking over other people during group

Is down to party 24/7, always participates every activity with the energy of a 4 y,o on cocaine

When he is down he’s DOWN. EVERYONE notices.

A bit of a fuckboy but a friendly one

Will not tolerate backtalk, claps back, even at staff

Probably tried sneaking alcohol or drugs into the hospital once (and succeeded)

Thresh (Classic):

Literally the oldest no matter who you put him with so he’s constantly surrounded by people he views as literal children

The only one immune to Kayn’s sass simply because he is sassier than him

Generally cooperative with staff until he just doesn’t feel like it and causes a huge scene

Laughs at other people’s expense, earning him a lot of callouts and complaints

Likely picked himself one or two people to hang out with and sticks to them if he’s not isolating himself fully

The most likely to skip days or be late because he just didn’t care enough to come

Is extremely petty and spiteful and will get back at you for the tiniest things

Swain:

Doesn’t understand why he was even referred to this dumb as shit program

Thinks his psychiatrist is overexaggerating- Well, everything.

Goes there regardless because arguing with his psych led to a dead end.

Unimpressed.

Cooperative with staff but only out of pure etiquette.

Does not bond with ANYBODY save for maybe ONE person.

Judges everyone to their face, not behind their back.

Keeps his diagnoses and medications a pentagon-level secured secret.

Comes there early just to be alone for an hour before everyone else arrives.

His mental breakdowns/triggers are silent and withdrawn.

Darius:

Jock jock jock jock jock

Seriously he and the hospital gym go hand in hand

Also a major showoff

Anger issues 100%

The laid back type who hangs with his own crowd but won’t really be opposed to mingle with yours if you asked

Can snap in the blink of an eye

Gets physical real fast

Cries in the psych’s/nurse’s office after

Teases Swain often but is also best buds with him

Has a weird ass hobby that’s OOC as fuck like gardening or painting

Zed: 

Is there because the alternative was a locked ward

Is basically on probation

Problem Patient

Appears quiet but he’s snarky and cynical as fuck

Leaves in the middle of group, fucks up classes, skips days/comes in late like Thresh, pisses all over the rules

Getting him to cooperate is like herding cats

Has a major crush on Shen

Probably got into fights with Darius

The only one Kayn listens to

Will never admit he needs the help or talk about his own feelings

Shen:

Actually fucking behaves

Follows the rules and listens to staff

Absolute wreck after one on one therapy sessions but is a ray of sunshine during group therapy, happy to be helping other people with their problems and offering insight

Oblivious to Zed’s crush on him

Sometimes throws the occasional tantrum during which he acts very childlike

The ward’s favorite but also the ward’s laughingstock at the same time

Very polite and composed but laughs at the dumbest shit

the one with the braincell

Akali:

Right there with Zed and Thresh, Akali often comes late but she makes an effort to come anyway

Besties with Kayn, helps him tease the fuck out of Swain and everyone else

VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT HEALING OKAY. Aggressive positivity for EVERYONE, participates in all classes like a grunge/punk cheerleader

Not the “aww it’s ok bb here’s a cupcake” but “YOU’RE A BADASS NOW PULL YOURSELF UP BITCH YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS”

Is all “eugh” at Shen to be honest but also kinda friends with him

Zed is 50/50

She’s the angry type of depressed

When she’s having an off day she’s snappy and mean, but after she feels better she will apologize

Is eating ALL the time. SHe ALWAYS has a snack in her hand, be it a bag of chips or a sandwich she made. And yes, she will share.

[20ways-tokillsomeone]

Headcanons about my muses during/following dental treatments, because I have no other inspiration right now

To those of you who missed it, I had mouth surgery yesterday and while I’m relieved it’s over, I’ve still got stitches to cope with so here I am still fixating on it because it’s all I can think about because ya boy’s Sore. ✌️

MJhin (basically just adult-adult Jhin, late 30′s to early 40′s):

About as calm as a cornered animal

Hears anything resembling the word “surgical” and his heart starts jackhammering

Hates how the clinic smells

Gripping the edge of the treatment chair for dear life

Whimpers and grunts often

Thanks the treatment team regardless just to be polite

Always on time and never misses an appointment

Immaculate dental hygiene

Might stab someone as a panic response

Kayn:

Oh boy

Does not floss

Will let you do whatever to him since he’s definitely been through worse in his life

Post-treatment is the real challenge because he’s not allowed to do certain things and eat/drink certain stuff and he will COMPLAIN

The area becomes infected on the same fucking day because he will do those things ANYWAY

Licks the affected area repeatedly out of habit/curiosity

Ignores post-treatment instructions entirely

Thresh (Classic):

Let’s pretend he even has to go to the dentist at all

Inconvenienced at best

The dentist should be afraid of him, not the opposite

Vaguely flirty with the dentist, or at the very least suggestive

Incredibly high pain tolerance

Allows them to keep their souls. for now

Not fazed by anything

Threatens the dentist with bodily harm if they cause him even the slightest bit of discomfort

Swain:

The only decent patient out of all of them surprisingly

Good dental hygiene, arrives on time, pleasant, generally polite

Sits still throughout the whole thing besides the occasional wince or whimper

Cooperative unless repetitive mistakes are made, in which case he will become visibly irritated and way less forgiving

However he WILL question the treatment plan and demand explanations behind the dentist’s decisions because what if there is a Better course of action

CAN become entirely avoidant of going to the dentist and not prioritizing his oral health because he has Better Things To Do so he will neglect it until the pain becomes unbearable

Just wants it over with as quick as possible

Wll listen to post-op instructions but can become forgetful

Darius:

Like trying to treat a lion’s teeth without sedation

G l a r i n g

Even if you assure him the area will be numbed he will be plotting your death and the death of your family while you’re digging around in there

Might have to be restrained. like for real restrained. or knocked the fuck out

The definition of uncooperative

Generally good dental hygiene for someone who forgets to brush his teeth every other day

Anything surgical will require full sedation

Somebody probably got punched at least once

Begrudgingly follows post op instructions ONLY if somebody nags him to do it

Zed:

Honestly why go to the dentist when you can do things yourself

Sure it would be better with anesthesia but how hard can yanking a tooth out be?

Half a bottle of sake will do the trick just fine right

Talks during

Medium pain tolerance, will insist he’s fine even if it hurts like a thousand hells

Might bite the doctor/technician

Grabby Hands

Hits things

Can and will walk out in the middle

Follows his own version of the post op instructions

Is somehow fine?????

Shen:

A good boy through and through

Brushes, flosses, uses mouthwash and doesn’t eat or drink anything that’s harmful to his teeth

Friendly and polite to the dentist and their staff, engages in small talk

Seems to almost enjoy the process

Doesn’t wince or flinch once

Fucking weirdo

Follows post op instructions to a T

Is basically the perfect patient

Akali:

Kayn #2 just with a different set of chromosomes

A bit more responsible than Kayn though, takes care of her teeth relatively well

Cusses out the dentist if they piss her off

Tolerant of pain. for the most part

Threatens dentist with their own tools if need be

Post op instructions are followed according to her mood rather than necessity