#HE'S SO HOT!!!

[yourmommy600]

Anything to feed you horny hungry beasts - 😭😭

Worship me~ hcs

Bits of nsfw by the way

(I'm not good at this. pity me on this, lol)

First: Miguel loves the fact that you're taller than him and that you say he's your favorite worship out of all of them. When that incident happened, he was a bit embarrassed, but he liked that he couldn't walk for the rest of the week it hurt a lot, but the pleasure he felt was great and paid for the pain after when he went back to work his legs were limb a bit but he was able to continue work but oh..boy tension was uncomfortably painful but he still had his love for you there

Confession: miguel finally confessed his love to you. He thought you'd be disappointed and just bad emotions to him, but when you confessed your love for him back, he was Ecstatic and happy

No, I dont like you back: What if you don't feel the same? Well, who wouldn't love miguel, you know? He's fucking hot but if you really don't like him back he'll drop it and be a sad baby boy 🤧 😪 he'd ignore the feeling to you and continue his job.

Sex: Oh boy, he loves it just having your big cock inside his ass fucking him nice and rough just has him begging for more in the end his legs wouldn't work they'd hurt bad from your thrusts when you fuck his throat? Don't expect him to talk to you his throat would hurt too much to talk he loves when you talk dirty to him he likes it when you say "you dirty slut" or "you fucking whore" he likes it all.

How does he feel about being shorter than reader?: he likes it knowing he's safe in your arms and having your strong hands grip his throat or thighs as you fuck him he loves it very much

How about Cuddling?: Yes, miguel seems like he wouldn't like them in public, but in private, yes, he loves them sleeping on your chest? Yes, very much or your head on his muscular thighs? Mmm, oh yeah, in public, he'd probably push you away out of embarrassment but pull you in if you're in private

Kisses?: he'd probably like head and cheek kisses when no one is looking he'd act professionally around people, not wanting to get embarrassed by loving his lord more than worship

Eating him out?: he's like a dog whimpering and begging as your tongue is balls deep in his ass he'd be a whimpering, groaning, moaning mess as your tongue explodes his tight little ass he'd be like "ohhh y/n~!" His words high in a whine tone as he hides his face in embarrassment

Overestimating him: miguel would beg for you to stop, but as the freaks yall are, you would just keep pounding into him, stretching his inners with your cock as he's like "y/n-...plea-se stopppp~~!!!" Sluring his sentences, he'd pass out as you continue to fuck his insides out breaking him completely and the next morning he's bed bound his legs trembling and whimpering in pain and your cum still inside him he did enjoy it but in the end it hurts poor little baby

Fights: He knows he can't win a fight with a God, but miguel still would try even if the fight is bad or not. After it all, he'd get kisses from you, and apologies, too, and you two would make up. You'd be more gentle and caring as you give him a blow job or your cock in his ass and in the end he's happy again..<3

Fgnddgnju d zvhdzvbdezjtsjtstjsjzgxgtjts I love him so-

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

[willgrahamscock]

why would anyone want a big fat hairy dude with a pussy

I'm coming out of hiatus to tell you that big fat hairy dudes with a pussy is the ideal man on the big fat hairy dude with a pussy website

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[ayamemes]

oh my god, laios

[hansoeii]

when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it

AND NOW IT'S REAL

THEY DID IT

MY CREATION.

IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK

[its-your-mind]

[mossy-fae]

Chase was real as fuck for that.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael can survive (almost) anything in FNAF

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[bi-writes]

mmmm ;) simon has got a special eye on single-mom!reader, doesn't he? (18+, lactation kink, daddy kink, breeding kink, dark content !!!!)

it's your first day back after maternity leave. you already look different, simon notices this immediately. the way you fill out your cargo pants--fuck, there's no way your arse has ever looked so fat. no way your thighs have ever been so plush--ngghhh...

fuck, you've never been prettier. motherhood suits you. your hair is longer. your eyes are a little brighter. and fuck, your tits look so heavy, can't keep his eyes off of them, can't fucking focus, fuck, fuck, fuck--

you look so cute patching him up. pouty bottom lip between your teeth as you string his lacerated skin back together with a practiced stitch, standing between his spread legs as he sits in a chair in your office. he nicked his shoulder real well in training today, and fuck, is he grateful for johnny's heavy hand because you're standing over him, and he has a front-row seat to the greatest view of his fucking life.

christ, they practically jiggle with every movement you make. you pop the cap off some disinfectant, and the little bounce of your chest makes him chub up immediately, and he doesn't trust the buckle of his belt anymore because you're so fucking hot. and god, it isn't fair, this isn't fair, you must be teasing him--because as he's staring shamelessly at your pretty, perky nipples, he notices the fabric of your shirt beginning to grow damp.

you notice his line of sight after you tie off his wound. you look down, gasping, your hands dropping your supplies to come up and cup your breasts and cover the wetness of your shirt.

"god--dammit," you breathe. you haven't gotten a chance to pump today, it's been so busy in the clinic, and god, they ache.

you're his sergeant. his pretty little soldier. he just wants to help you. he's just helping you, isn't he? that's what this is when he draws his big hands up, shifting your shirt until it nestles below your nursing bra. he's just helping you when he unlatches the strap with ease, drawing down the soft material and baring your tits for him, his eyes bulging when he sees how wet the skin is, how they glisten.

his mouth is so warm. it's the perfect relief after such a long day. his tongue is soft and careful, swirling in heated circles as he soothes the ache in the throbbing fat there. you're so wet--soaking your panties, you know you are, your hormones firing wildly as he pulls back, opening his mouth and catching just a dribble of the warm essence that leaks from one breast. finally, finally--fuck, he's so good at this, his mouth latching onto you again as he groans loudly. he's so sick, it's so fucking lewd, but god dammit, it's just what you need, you need this, you need this.

he likes you like this. he likes you fat around the hips and leaking from your tits and spilling sweetness into your panties. he needs to keep you this way. he needs to keep you pretty and aching and starving for the relief that he knows he can give you.

he doesn't care whose kid it is, he wants to keep you this way. he'd let johnny or gaz fuck you stupid after this if it meant plugging you up and making you full and beautiful and round again. he's never wanted kids anyway, he knows he probably shoots blanks, it's why you got pregnant so fast after he shut the door on your relationship and refused to open it again, isn't it?

nnghghhgh...

fuck, his pants are already shoved low, just enough that he can pull himself out. he's so heavy, balls so full and aching so badly, he's hardly slapping against his stomach. you slip your own trousers off, eager to get back into his lap, practiced pretty girl sinking down onto him and riding him for her life in the dark of her office.

he buries his face into your chest. they're bouncing every time you smack your hips back down against his, and he can't stop the noises he's making as he suckles your tits in his mouth and uses a firm grip on your ass to meet your thrusts with force. fuck, he'd forgotten what a nice cunt you had--he'd forgotten how nice and soft you are, how messy and wet you get, how whenever he fucks you, his entire pelvis is always soaked with the slick of you because you can never stop creaming on his cock.

"so big," you babble, just like you used to, and he grunts as he aims for that little spot inside of you that makes you cry. he wants to see those pretty tears falling down your face, but all it took this time was his tongue sucking on your achy nipples to make you pouty and sobbing.

fuck, you've always been good at taking him, you always were such a good girl, but now he's overwhelmed. your body is so different and yet the same, and he likes it so much more--fuck, there's so much to grab onto now, the smacking of your skin is loud, and you've always been such a wet girl, but now you're positively dripping. he grits his teeth as he looks down finally, watching the way you've wet his trousers, his boxers, your thighs, the goddamn chair. he can't wait to lay you down after this and put his head between your thighs, can't wait to get those tits back in his mouth and make you cry again and again and again and again--

yeah, yeah, yeah--fuck, fuck, fuck--

you collapse after he cums. whimpering, taking two of his fingers and fitting them into your mouth so you have something to suck on, something you always used to do for comfort. he hisses a little as he pulls out just a little, globs of cum dribbling onto the seat before he eases you back down again. you whine, clinging onto him, your eyes shutting as he shoves his cum practically into your stomach.

yeah, fuck--he's gonna make his little sergeants take you nice after this. he needs you to stay like this, needs to keep you fat and pretty and swollen. don't mind the chunky babies you'll have, he'll take care of you, sweetheart, he'll be the daddy that son of a bitch never gave you, yeah?

he grabs the phone nearest to him to check the time as you settle on wobbly legs into the seat next to him. it must be your phone, because there's a picture of a smiling baby as the background. his eyes flicker to yours, and when you catch his gaze, you swallow hard. there's a giant chubby baby you're holding in that picture.

with blond hair and dark eyes (;

[green-skiesss]

saw this on tiktok and i don’t know how to feel anymore

[wormlizarding]

Steve Buscemi did a great job voicing the silly pathetic rat plane man. I'm being sent back to my windblade era with tf one.

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade's not-so-polite fourth wall tap to prove that he's not the only one drooling

[prideprejudce]

listen I don't like aemond but him letting larys think he was about to become hand and letting him start his little Oscar-thank-you-speech to immediately cutting him off like "ew not you. you set ur family on fire little ugly toad. fetch me grandpappy otto" was almost cartoonishly hilarious

[soyochii]

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