#HE IS A FREAKING UGLY CLONE

[bulbabutt]

me and the editor are doing an 03 rewatch and making our brother watch it for the first time since he was a kid and let me tell you. he keeps trying to do bits at us that get interrupted by mikey in the show making the same fucking bit 2 seconds later its fucking hysterical

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

Pt 2 of Danny being sort of reincarnated in the DC universe. Tim's pov of Danny and his weirdness. Ft Damian and setting up a play date [pt 1 here] [pt3 here]

Tim can honestly say he's enjoyed the last few months. His newest little brother is a delight and managed to get everyone wrapped around his little finger. The funniest, and saddest if Tim was honest, part of it all is that Danny has no idea. He hasn't seemed to realize how devastatingly cute he is while exploring the world. Add in the fact Tim found a speech therapist for him, so sometimes he will actually say something instead of just writing, and you can actively hear/see the scary Gotham vigilantes crumble every single time.

Danny follows whoever he deems "safe" like a weird glowing duckling. The kid had no idea how the world works and knows it, attaching to family in fear and googling anything and everything to understand. Tim really wants to get the kid help for his anxiety, but Danny is refusing currently. Tim can't really blame him, Danny has so much medical trauma.

The downside of being deemed as "safe" and non judgemental early on is Tim knows the most of the horrible details. It'd not much, but between what Danny has let slip and what he's searched on different mental health and trauma, Tim has a very ugly picture of what happened during his time in the lab. On the plus side, if he's asking questions and trying to work on/understand his mental health, then Tim is sure he'll be willing to see a specialist eventually. Tim is willing to go at Danny's pace and protect the kid as much as possible. He debriefs the rest of the family whenever he discovers a new trauma so no one accidentally triggers Danny into another panic attack. He has far too many of them daily already, and Cass is the best at calming him down, but she's not always available.

A less sad, and more interesting development is Danny's features have been changing from Damian's. Whoever made Danny really fucked up. Genetically he's still a clone of Damian, but visually, he looks like someone tried to draw Damian from memory and decided to make him part fae or something. Danny's eyes faded to a pale celadon blue, his ears are slightly pointed, his teeth are sharper than the should be, he gained freckles that glow Lazarus Pit green when he gets emotional, his hair curled and turned the darkest black Tim has ever seen while also gaining glittering white tuffs throughout, and his constant soft glowing are just a few things that shifted and changed over time. Tim has a theory that Danny has a higher concentration of Lazarus waters in his body than any of his predecessors and that caused him to mutate. Unfortunately, it's just a theory because Danny had a massive panic attack and dissociation episode the one time they tried to draw some of his blood. No one was willing to push it after that. So until Danny is healed enough mentally for it, there will be no tests.

Danny also freaked out and hid in his closet for 3 days straight when he realized how uncanny he's looking. He was terrified they'd hurt him for it or the flickers of developing powers when he's emotionally, which is often, and it took an insane amount of reassurances and bribes to get the kid to come out. Duke was actually the one who got Danny to calm down enough to talk about what he's developed so far. Duke talked about his own powers and how they developed; he's also taken to using them around the manor more to help the baby realize it's okay. It's now fairly common to see both use their powers, even if Danny's usage is still unintentional. Tim wonders if he should ask one of the Martians to help Danny control his, so far Danny has shown invisibility, floating, and phasing through things, he was startled into using them every single time they've manifested. Tim is holding off on contacting anyone yet because Duke and Tim have been double teaming to get Danny comfortable with his powers and making progress.

Plus, Danny regresses every time back into the mute, anxious wreck hiding behind his "safe" person like the first night any time someone new is introduced. So Tim makes sure both Cass and him are present for any introductions. Though, he does think introducing Danny to aliens would go smoother than most others. The kid is absolutely obsessed with everything space related. He lives in space themed clothes and has his own section in the family library because of all the space, physics, and alien culture books he's collected/been gifted. He's read every single one at least twice and is actively trying to learn Martian and Kryptonian, mostly their written language currently since talking is still an ongoing battle. Tim can hardly wait to introduce Danny to Kon.

Speaking of ongoing battles.

"Please, anki, you need a proper name." Damian sounds desperate, "I made a list of names that you can keep your nickname with. Please just pick one."

"Don't wanna." Danny whines quietly. Despite the kid technically being the same physical age as Damian, Danny never acts it, ping-pongs between behaving like literal 4 year old and young teen. Have you tried to tell a 4 year old they need to pick a different name for themselves or stuffed animal or pet or something? It's a battle of patience.

"Please.." Tim blinks as Damian pulls out his saddest puppy eyes. Tim has literally never seen Damian do that. It's not very good, but Danny is the definition of a people pleaser.

"...okay..." Danny reluctantly takes the list from Damian.

"Thank you." Damian gives a small satisfied smile.

"Danny, do you mind if I borrow Damian?" Tim asks in amusement. "Oh, shit!" is clear in Damian's body language, but the lack of real panic in Damian and the teasing vibes Tim is sure he's putting off keeps Danny from panicking. Kid can give Cass a run for her money in reading body language.

"Okay... I'll look at the names while you're gone.." Danny's voice starts fading out by the end of his sentence. Tim expects Danny is going to be mute for the rest of the day. He's come a long way since arriving, but speaking is still hard on him. Tim is positive it's a trauma thing. Another reason to try to convince him to see a therapist.

"We'll be right back." Tim smiles and pulls Damian out of the room and a little ways down the hall. "You taking lessons from the baby?"

"Don't know what you're talking about." Damian grumps.

So Tim puts on his best approximation of the face Damian pulled and in his most pathetic voice goes, "Please..."

Damian turns an interesting shade of red. "Shut up."

"I think it's cute." Tim's face hurts a little from his grinning. He has to shove down the anxiety at that realization, remembering what his own therapist has told him in relation to grinning reminding him of JJ.

"I'll stab you again."

"And upset the baby? Heartless." Tim teases before switching topics. "Do you think you could have Jon visit?"

"Probably, why?"

"I think it's time to introduce Danny to people outside of the family. Jon is a ball of sunshine and an alien, I think he'd be a good start." Tim explains.

"Why not Kon? I'm sure Anki would love to meet a clone like him. Especially one who is an alien and is as different from his template as Danny is to me." Damian points out. "As well as being connected to one of his "security people"."

"I thought about that, but I was also thinking about Jon being closer to his physical age." They discovered Danny has an intense distrust of adults, and while Kon is chronologically closer in age to Danny, he's mentally and physically a 19 year old. He knows Danny will love Kon and vice-versa, but he feels it's worth starting with someone younger.

"... I shall call Jon tonight. I assume Friday after school is acceptable?"

"Yeah, Cass should be hanging out with him all day and I can get off early. Tam knows we got a traumatized baby with separation anxiety." Tim chuckles, "I think she's happy I've been taking care of myself more because of Danny."

"Why have you been doing that?" Damian tilts his head. "It's not a bad thing, but it's out of character."

"I realized I can't be Bruce."

"Wha-?"

"I can't let my worst habits affect a kid that is dependent on my ability to help him figure out his place in the world." Tim feels tired. "How can I help him if I won't help myself?"

"... I see. When you put it that way, I understand." Damian looks thoughtful. "Perhaps I should look into getting a therapist as well."

"I'll send you a list of people I've vetted." Tim says and starts heading back to the room they left Danny in. "Now, let's check on the baby."

Danny is frowning at the list Damian gave him. It's an interesting sight, several names are blacked out with extreme prejudice, and his iPad is opened to the search engine. He seems to be looking up the remaining names' meanings and hating most of them. Any he doesn't hate, he writes the meaning next to with a frown. Tim and Damian occupy themselves while he does this, Danny hates being stared at, especially while working on something.

The silence is broken when Danny crushes the paper. A glance shows he copied 5 of the names and their meanings down in a note app. Danny opens the drawing app he prefers to communicate with while nonverbal.

[I want to think on these. I'll make a decision by dinner tomorrow.]

"Decide on what lastname or names you want and I'll set up a paper trail to prove your identity during the weekend. Damian wouldn't let me or Barb set one up til you picked a "proper" name."

[Ugh! Fine!]

"What do you mean? Anki will have the Wayne last name!"

"Yeah, but he might want mine or Cass's name too. Or maybe he'll decide to take the Al Gul name out of spite." Tim shrugs. "Names have power. Cass and mine would be an extra layer of protection, but he's technically an Al Gul. Kon took the El name to spite Clark and Clark couldn't do shit about it since Kon is technically blood."

"I suppose..." Damian does not look happy about this.

[Your friend's name meanings hope's abomination or false hope?] Danny looks so concerned.

"Yeah. He picked it out himself. He's a clone of Kal-El, better known as Superman or Clark Kent." Tim tries to keep his anger at Clark under wraps, but Danny's weary look tells him he didn't succeed. "Clark and Kon have a better relationship now, but Clark was awful to him for simply existing at first. It's fine for him to feel violated and angry, but it wasn't acceptable that he took it out on a kid who didn't ask to be made."

[Is cloning common?] Danny is intrigued.

"Only in the hero communities. Villains seem to like trying their hand at it. It's hit or miss on how the clone ends up. Some are mindless puppets, some are actually programmed to be an evil version, some literally are just the hero with some "fun" new trauma, and some might be completely unaware their clone statuses. Then there's the clones who know they're clones and are completely different than their DNA donor, but still want to do what's right." Tim explains. "The categories can overlap or a clone can start in one and end up in another."

"Would you be willing to meet Kon-El?"

[Maybe? Is he nice?]

"He's one of Drake's paramours."

"Damian!"

[What's a paramour?]

"He means he's one of my boyfriends." Tim can feel how red his face is.

[Pural???] Danny looks like a whole new realm of possibilities just opened up. It's adorable.

"Yeah, I have 2 boyfriends." Tim smiles, "Having multiple partners is completely fine so long as everyone is in the know and consenting, otherwise that's cheating."

"Stop corrupting my Anki" Damian complains with no heat. And Tim can't let that "challenge" slide.

"Look up the polyamory and being polyamorous, if you want to know more. Also, gender is a lie and sexuality is a mess. Do whatever makes you happy so long as it doesn't hurt you or anyone else." Tim says with the tone of someone commenting on pleasant weather. It makes Danny giggle before he opens the search bar to Google what he can on those three topics, wanting to fill his gap in knowledge. Damian and Tim share a fond look. This isn't nearly the first time Danny went on a research binge after a conversation. He has some vast gaps in his knowledge, and he takes it as a personal challenge every time he finds a new hole. It's admirable and adorable to see him so enthusiastic about learning. He has an air of child-like wonder, even if he dislikes the topic.

"Before we lose you to the allure of learning, anki, I'd like to ask if you'd be alright if I brought my best friend over after school on Friday?" Danny looks at Damian in surprise. Tim jumps in.

"His name is Jon, he's kryptonian and Kon's sort of brother and/or nephew. He's Clark's son, but he's always been accepting of Kon, so he'll be nice to you. Especially since Damian cares about you." Danny cautiously studies them before nodding. "Awesome. I plan to be home before them and Cass will definitely be here all day, so if something happens, we will be here."

Danny looks relieved.

"Now, enjoy your research."

[digonthis]

Catered Audience- Pt. 4

Spencer Agnew x f!Reader

1.8k words

( ᴅᴍ ᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴀɢ :] )

slow burn-ish, fluff, mutual pining, all that shit

part 1 part 2 part 3

tags (ily): @midnightdragonzero @stand-tall-pineapple @anarchisticedtea

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Spencer loved the Smosh holiday parties… for the first hour.

After that it tends to become more exhausting than anything else. Everyone was either drunk, babysitting the drunks, or starting the next big office rumour thanks to stupid drunken actions taken out of context.

That’s exactly why, upon arrival, he snuck away to one of the smaller rooms in the venue, one with a tv that him and Alex had discovered the year prior, and ended up watching a movie after the boredom of the late-night party set in. This time, he was a little more prepared with clone hero on his laptop and the guitar controller he’d swiped from the office for the occasion. Once satisfied that the setup would bring a smile to Alex’s face a few hours from now, Spencer adjusted the collar of the ugly christmas sweater he’d been coerced into wearing and made his way into the party.

Music, lights, food, crowds of people, and a million selfies he was encouraged to join in on overwhelmed him immediately. Being on everyone’s instagram stories was a given for this kind of event, so he threw on his best photo smile and an awkward thumbs up. He soon found Alex, whose sweater was even uglier than his own. Through the regular slew of joking insults that they greeted each other with, Spencer swore he could see an irregularly cheerful smile always on Alex’s face, as if he had something planned that he couldn’t keep to himself for long.

Spencer let that be for now, turning his attention to Ian’s little opening speech. It was more of a stand-up routine really, poking fun at everyone while simultaneously acknowledging all the hard work and progress they’d accomplished this year. It ended with a toast, almost everyone had a glass of something bubbly in hand, and a ravenous applause. Alex nudged him gently, but Spencer paid it no mind. It was only after three or four nudges that he actually turned his attention to his friend, following his gaze again until it landed on a group of the girls standing a few metres away, toasting their own glasses. Angela, Arasha, Courtney, and… someone else. Facing away, he couldn’t make out who it was.  Alex just kept looking at him with that stupid smile as gears refused to turn in his brain.

“Hey man, is that uh… the…”

“Yup.”

“Oh. Huh.”

That was all Spencer could manage, his brain short-circuiting as he realized that it was definitely her. Even from the back, he recognized her hair, and his ears picked up that familiar laugh, watching her shoulders shake at a stupid joke someone had made. 

He quickly realized confirmation of identity would come very soon as she started to turn around, eyes flickering around the room. She seemed to be looking for something for just a moment before returning to the conversation. “Go talk to her.”

Spencer 's gaze snapped to Alex, appalled by his request. “I’m not gonna just- she’s a stranger!” “She knows you from the videos, i’m sure. She made you a cupcake.” Alex replied coolly, before draining his glass. Spencer stood and thought for a moment, trying to think of how he could start a normal conversation. Alex must’ve sensed his apprehension, grabbing another glass for each of them. “You’re the least awkward guy ever, you know. Just be normal. Chill.”

“Nah, I don’t want to freak her out. Especially after all the stuff in videos lately. I’m not worried about it, really. Let her enjoy the party…”

This was obviously a bit of an excuse, but Alex decided to let it slide. He saw the way Spencer was holding onto the drink he’d given him, eyes flickering to where she’d stood every few seconds. Thankfully, work parties at Smosh were always jam-packed with things to do, so it wasn’t long before some game or speech or tik tok filming would take his mind off of the unexpected party guest.

As expected, a few hours passed and Spencer had exhausted any energy he had to think about the girl. There were a few times they’d locked eyes, but neither had bothered to talk to the other. He usually kept an eye on where she was, just for his own peace of mind. For the last fifteen minutes, there was no sign of her, so he assumed she’d gone home. A twinge of regret hit him, just a little, for not just doing what Alex said and talking to her, but the guilt didn’t last too long as he remembered his setup from earlier.

Slipping away from the group he was standing in, long since tuned out of the conversation, Spencer made his way to the room he’d left the guitar hero in. Hearing soft music coming from the room, he silently cursed Alex for starting without him before shoving the door open in a playful huff, ready with a quip about patience before immediately choking on his words.

There she was. The girl who hadn’t left his mind for weeks, surrounded by empty cups of booze, high heels abandoned, dialled in and absolutely shredding Alice in Chains.

She was mumbling the words along too, and from the looks of the notes flying on the screen it was quite the tough difficulty setting. She kept up, eyes never leaving the screen as obviously experienced fingers hit the fret buttons and strummed away. She had the telltale blush of a drunk across her cheeks and nose, even spreading a little to her ears, and her eyelids drooped a bit every now and again before snapping back to high alert. To Spencer’s delight, the door wasn’t loud enough or in a position where she’d seen him walk into the room, so he took a moment to appreciate the sight.

The song ended before he’d figured out what to do or say, so he simply walked over and sat next to her, clapping along with the applause coming from the game. Her eyes widened as they finally met his, the grip she had on the plastic guitar tightening before she quickly pulled it off, offering it up. “I didn’t mean to mess with your stuff, I just haven’t played since I was in college and wanted to see-”

“Good song choice, do another.” He stated plainly with a gentle smile. She was obviously a little startled, but nodded before slowly putting the guitar back on. “I still want a turn after, though. Just need a minute to decide what to play...” Spencer added, adjusting his sitting position on the floor, intent to watch the girl and the screen at the same time.

She took a few minutes to scroll through songs, humming along to a few previews before settling on Nine Inch Nails. “I could never do the solo at the end as a kid, it always killed my hands…” She muttered, setting the difficulty to hard and settling her fingers on the keys as the beat started up.

She played the majority of the song with ease, but just as she said, the solo came around and she fumbled it immediately. Teeth dug into her bottom lip as the screen flashed red and the song abruptly ended, making her giggle nervously. Spencer, who hadn’t realized how invested he’d become until that moment, unclenched his fists and leaned back with a soft smile. “That shit was tough, I can’t blame you…” He mumbled, shifting a little. She began to pull the guitar strap off again, but he placed his hand on her’s for a split second before pulling away. “At least try one more time, you were close!”

It took a little convincing, but the drunken, glazed over look in her eyes turned to determination at his insistence and she booted the song back up again. He was now sitting ever so closer, His hip almost bumping hers as she dialled in on the song. Note after note, Spencer was painfully aware of the approaching solo, the alcohol in both their systems making the feat far more important than what it actually was.

Before he knew what he was even really doing, he had slid over to sit behind her. The pads of his fingers pressed to the tops of hers as he tried to find the frets, the notes started rolling in. He felt the way she tensed against his chest for a moment before leaning into him, now only focused on strumming as tipsy giggles fell from her lips. The song filled the silence of the room as Spencer handled the solo almost mechanically, gently pinning her fingers to the buttons, puppeting her through the tough stuff without problem. 

He quickly released his hand as she whispered a quiet thank you, feeling her hands regain control, hard part was done. A quick nod of acknowledgement was meant to be his cue to slip away, even if it was barely in her peripheral, but he hesitated on moving out of her personal space as he noticed the gentle pressure on his chest hadn’t gone away. She was still leaning on him. He sucked in a generous breath, hoping his heartbeat wasn’t going any crazier than it already had been, and settled in to watch her play the rest of the song. He held his breath a little at her shaky ending, but let it out slowly with a smile on his face as she seemed to brighten up at finally finishing the track, giggling fit returning as she let her head fall back on his shoulder so their eyes could finally meet. “You’re pretty good at that, you know.” 

Spencer could only smile and nod at first, looking away after a moment of taking in how pretty her eyes were up close. “I work on the games channel here, it’s kinda my job to be pretty good at that stuff.”

That only makes her laugh again, adjusting the guitar again and holding it up against her body. “Your turn now, only fair. Pick a song.”

His arms wrap around her carefully, taking hold of the controller and beginning to scroll through songs. He could only pray that it would be a little longer before Alex showed up to play with them, fully unaware that Alex had been the one to tip the girl off to the hidden game room in the first place. Nobody would be bothering them, that was for certain. As Spencer began the next song and the girl settled against his chest, the sting of biting his lip in concentration was the only way he could stay convinced this was anything other than a dream.

Her little hums and sighs as she watched the screen, the smell of her hair, the way he felt her tense and focus for difficult riffs and hum along to the lyrics she could recall… maybe he was dreaming, after all.

[bewitched-hours]

zo I have an idea..

I'm off my bleeding cycle zo i CRAVE angzt

Anyhow

What about [READER] being Mafiozo'z child>:3?

They look almozt look exactly like him, expect for the clothez, and wanting everyone who waz in debt dead.

Y'know, they have black bunny ears, a cute lil bun bun tail, long yellow hair in a low ponytail? (Kinda like their skin color.. just look up nay fanart with Elliot with hair, you'll zee the picture-), stomps foot when mad (like a lil bun bun), wearz a kinda fluffy zcarf (can be picked up by the zcarf, like a zcruff lmao), and if courze, we can never forget the paw beans/paw padz. Iz a ztunner either with a zword or bunny kickz, or even headbuttz

Bazically, [READER] is.. WAS hiz kid. What I mean by that, iz that he zee'z them az zomeone with debt, and doez not really zee them az hiz child.

Which makez them feel terrible every time they zee him az a killer. Itz even worze when they zee hiz goonz like that too. It makez their earz go down :(

Like the firzt time they arrive in thiz hell, they bazically freak the fuck out zince their father never really let them go anywhere without him (bc he waz zcared someone might hurt them bc he'z a mafia thingy :[ ), before zomeone eventually calmz them down (after a few panic attackz)

(I'm totally not zaying thing az my own experience, nooo...)

But when they actually zee him in a round, and zee him kill people for their 'debtz', they feel abzolutely heart broken, and they feel even worze when they ztun him. They juzt wizh he could just let them lay on his lay while he patz their head az he tellz them some ztoryz (don't come at me for this, my dad wazn't like this💔). And they're just bazically crying for a while, even in the roundz. Even hiz goonz don't recognize them:(! But they do feel like they need to comfort [READER]... They have no idea why.

They all zee [READER] kinda ugly crying every time they ztun Mafiozo (like one of those ugly crying meme thingz)

Even zometimez they hug him before they ztun him, which makez Mafiozo confuzed

(guyz i promize I'm fine)

-zanon

Zanon you know how to cook the most delicious reqs- Also yeah, I think we both have daddy issues tbh- (I swear I'm in therapy)

Reader gets She/Her~

You thought you had a pretty good life.

Sure, your innocence was practically never there but you managed to keep a cheerful attitude since your dad and his goons were your family. You lived a life between being protected by your dad and playing with either bunnies or the goons... Or both-

You looked like a practical clone of your dad with a few adjustments... And bunny ears and tail...

So it was only logical for him to be so protective over you. He even taught you how to shoot a gun!

You were never alone in life, so you were obviously startled to awake in a cabin randomly one morning.

You were surrounded by strangers and cried almost immediately for your dad, your ears twitching and falling to the sides of your head as you attempted to run outside before being picked up by Chance.

You actually somewhat trusted him, given that he reminded you of the goons. So, he was appointed as your babysitter for the time being because you showed quickly that only he would be able to calm you down.

He wasn't thrilled about it but you did show interest in his gun and gambling so it cancelled out and quickly made you his favourite.

You knew how to play it safe which disappointed him a little but he couldn't fault you since you were obviously the kid of the debt-collecting killer. It was obvious someone with his blood wouldn't be someone he'd want under his wing permanently.

Just thinking about what Mafioso might do if he finds out about you sent shivers down his spine...

He made sure to teach you the ropes of this game of life and death and helped you understand the puzzles but of course the Spectre felt evil today.

Mafioso was the killer for your first round ever. Turns out you were a sentinel with a sword which caught Shedletsky's attention so for the round, Shed and Chance took turns to show you the works and explore your abilities.

"I don't wanna hurt papa..." You'd cry a little, only stopping because you remembered you were meant to help the other survivors... Survive. Shocker.

But as if on cue, one of his goons came around and spotted you. You reacted with a small smile and a hand wave but when it became clear he didn't seem to remember you, Shedletsky quickly picked you up by your scarf and ran off while you quietly teared up.

007n7 had already warned you that your dad and his goons might not know because of the Spectre and you resented it for that.

How dare it take away your only family?

You could only stomp your foot and cry, eventually ending up balled up like a hedgehog and sniffling weakly because you wanted your life back. You wanted back the love that you were given.

At least there was Chance who could play with you and spark that little bit of joy in you again... Though for hugs you definitely went to the bird-man.

And what would you know! Next round had Mafioso as the killer again and you as a survivor...

But this time neither Shedletsky nor Chance were brought in with you. Taph tried to keep an eye on you but was more focused on setting traps and Two Time creeped you out...

Dusekkar was confusing, Builderman boring... So you just went off on your own for once.

Which- ultimately- had you chased down by your own father while you pleaded for him to remember... But he didn't.

The frustration made your head spin... Or maybe it was the fact you were breathing too fast...

Either way, you had little time to react and ultimately pulled out your sword to stun him when he got too close before hugging him with tears running down your cheeks.

"I want him back..." You choked out through quiet sobs, hesitating to let him go before running off again. Something in your little mind had hope that you could help him fight against the Spectre. That you could return to when you could lay on his lap and just have him pat you while you napped to his stories of the people he had to deal with, when you were held by his goons whenever you got worried over him being late and they'd tell you about stories they thought up of bunnies that looked like you to cheer you up, when you could hug him without that confused look on his face...

At least with the goons you could see they had a mix of confusion and concern, maybe showing that you could help them fight against the puppet show. But after that round you were inconsolable.

Full-on ugly crying and screaming that you hated this place and that you hated the Spectre and that you hated fighting against your dad and...

You h a t e d knowing the sword that stunned him is always held by your paws...

It made you feel helpless and dirty... Perfect for the Spectre but only further fuelling your frustration and determination to get your family back...

Now, this could get a part two if anyone wants this to have the same or similar twist to the "reader & bluudud" story~

Anything you'd like to request/ask? Check out my pinned post first and I'll be happy to write up whatever you want!

[prettyboypistol]

Match the Freak's Freak || Keatlejuice x GN!Reader +18 mdni

[Clone sex] [Multiple Beetlejuices] [Bjs for BJ] [Eating you out] [Spitroasting] [Daddy Kink] [Dirty Talk]

You met Beetlejuice accidentally, but oh god, it was lust at first sight. If you told your friends you immediately entered into a fuckbuddy relationship with a repulsively disgusting ghost they would shut you out forever. Whatever. All you needed was that man's ugly mug to keep you sane. It must be something in ghostly jizz that kept you coming back, kept making you call him. No matter- you wanted to get dicked down, and you knew just the ghost for the job that matched your libido.

"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice." You called out as you dropped your towel. Fresh from out of the shower, you were thinking of him and got an itch that only he could scratch.

Oh god, he loved when you called him. Beetlejuice secretly loved that you were attracted to him in such a lustful way. As much as he said he "couldn't keep the ladies off of him", most people found him utterly disgusting- netherworld or living. You made him feel sexy, like he actually had some sort of sex appeal to someone. Like he was more than just his chaos.

"Hey there sexy, same deal as usual?" He asked as he bit his lip at the sight of you, naked, and walking towards him. You weren't even dry yet as you pressed up against him.

"Shut up and kiss me, Beej." You hummed as you pulled him by his lapels into a filthy kiss. The sudden lurch made Beetlejuice stumble back, but he eagerly returned the kiss as he groped at your sides and ass. His tongue quickly shoved inside of your mouth- you never thought the taste of wet dust would be intoxicating, but god damn it all to hell, you were in love. In love with a man that could never love you back. But hey, if you kept your mouth shut and enjoyed yourself, you could at least have sex with him.

You heard a snapping of his fingers, then felt another pair of grimy hands caress your front as another Beetlejuice groped your chest and neck.

"Awe hell yeah, that's it babes." The clone muttered into your ear before it licked the back shell. "Grind up all on me like you need it."

You pulled away to take a look at the man(men?) in front of you with a chuckle. You turned away with a swirl to show off your ass as you laid on your bed. It was dingey and the springs hurt your back, but it was yours.

"Get over here and fuck me like you need it, boys." You mirrored as you outstretched your arms to above your head. The clone immediately took off his tie and wrapped it around your wrists tightly- a little too tight if you had to complain, but you didn't care in the moment.

Beetlejuice scrambled over to you and immediately started eating you out, no care in the world as he moaned loudly. The clone chuckled as he whispered into your ear.

"What a dog, am I right? I'm a gentleman of the two of us. Now open up and let my dick get wet."

You snorted at the request, but opened your mouth eagerly. You loved when Beetlejuice didn't wear underwear- which was most of the time. The unzip of his suit pants made you inhale sharply as Beetlejuice probed his long tongue inside you like a twisting tentacle.

"You're this excited to suck dick?" The clone mocked playfully as it cupped your cheek in mock-affection. "What a pretty lil whore for Daddy."

"I only call Beejy "Daddy" when he earns it." You teased right before the clone took the opportunity to shove its dick deep inside your throat without any regard for your gag reflex. Beetlejuice was fully aware that him fully hard caused you to choke, but that was the fun part for both of you.

The clone stuttered its hips a little as it became slightly transparent- desperate to stay tangible to continue face-fucking you. This was one of Beetlejuice's favorite tricks, after all. Anything you did to his clone, he could feel on himself. This was his version of 69-ing.

You swallowed around it as best you could, licking when the clone thrusted out of your mouth, only to let you take a microbreath as it pumped back inside you.

"What a good slut, takin' my dick so well." The clone muttered as it cradled your face between its hands as it straddled your chest for better access. "I oughta really fuck your face, show you who's in charge."

You were given permission to answer, but were cut off by your own groan as Beetlejuice started to push his dick inside you. The only thing you could exclaim was "Beetlejuice!" as he started to rock into you. The clone shuddered on top of you as it fed you its dick again and let you suck it off.

"Hell yeah, toots. suck my dick while I fuck you- the only thing that gets you off now- ain't it? Little fuckin' cockwhore, ain't'cha?" Beetlejuice rambled as he slammed deeper and somehow deeper still inside you.

"Goddamn, I love this piece of ass so much- lemme fuck you forever and I'll swear on Christ I'll beg like a goddamn dog for just a look-"

Ah yep, there it was. Beetlejuice was a talker during sex, constantly telling you how good you made him feel, how no breather has ever let him get it "this good" in centuries, etc. Although, you found it to be an excellent marker to see if he was close or not- the faster he talked, the closer he was to busting his load.

You'd love to tease him, but the feeling of gagging brought you out of it. The clone let out a pathetic little whine and vanished as Beetlejuice focused solely on chasing his orgasm. The pain of being used as a cum-duit was there, but hey- push that feeling down for after he left!

You used your newfound freedom to grab the ghost by his tie, wrap your legs around his waist, and moan into his ear.

"C'mon daddy, you know I'm your little freak."

Beetlejuice groaned as he pushed himself impossibly deep into you with a bated faux-breath. He didn't need to breathe, but sometimes he got to into sex and started to regardless.

"Ohhh babe, you're cruisin' for a brusin' now-"

"Then bruise me." You hummed as Beetlejuice quickly put his hand over your throat and squeezed. That only made you squeeze around him tighter.

"I forgot how kinky you were, toots."

Beetlejuice panted out once, twice, as he thrusted into you as fast as he could manage. You started to rub yourself in all the right ways you knew how- since clearly your ghost wasn't too interested in getting you off as well.

Surprisingly, you came before Beetlejuice with a muffled shout of his name as you choked his cock out, your body essentially begging for the ghost to claim you as his.

With a startling amount of courtesy, Beetlejuice murmured to you "Inside or outside, baby?"

Instead of answering, you locked your ankles around him and pushed your hips into him. You hoped he would get the hint.

He didn't have time to as he stuttered out a moan of satisfaction, cumming deep inside you. The thick ectoplasm filled you better than regular cum did, all without the fears of disease.

"Hot damn, babes- you really needed me that bad?" Beetlejuice laughed as he rubbed your inner thighs appreciatively.

"What can I say? I'm a whore for the ghost with the most- in more ways than one." You responded with another squeeze of your thighs to connect you two further.

"That's what I like to hear." Beetlejuice smirked as he lightly smacked the outside of your thigh with a playful intent.

[okaeri-ossan]

God bless you and your posts! I'm super=>happy there are still people like you who can freely talk about the retro eroge stuff without the need to deny all of it's mighty aspects someone is afraid about🙏

If you could give a top 5 games for those looking to get into the PC-98 genre, what titles would you include?👀

omg HIIII!! thank you for popping by (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ yay, this is a passionate hobby of mine and to look away from any of it-- the good, the bad, or the ugly-- would cause it to lose some dimension. Eroge is made by people and people are messy. (‾◡◝) So thank you for understanding that. Ahh, I feel like I'm not qualified somehow... I've played a lot on the pc98 as theres plenty of short (very stupid, very goofy) games, and I have a habit of skipping the greats in chase of random things that I think looks cool. I'll try to compose a list anyhow. Folks reading this, these are adult games with adult content, and a lot of it is "anything goes!!" Rarely do they surpass the wildness of modern day eroge (some are rather tame), but warning still stands!!

💎Toushin Toushi

A classic Alicesoft game with an english patch. Play as a swordsman who enters a tournament... and then things fly off the rails in the last quarter. Its one of those top-down RPGs so if you're an ancient gamer you'll be right at home, but be sure to get the Happiness Bell for a boost of EXP or you'll be grindin' all day and night! It's a cute, quaint (until the end) game with a good sense of humor and a few surprisingly tender moments. It was one of the first pc98 games I'd ever played, and it helped me form my thoughts on the medium. At several points you are presented the choice to be an evil creep or respect other's consent and for being a creep you get punished by the game mechanics. Not enough to really make a huge difference but the fact that its even there gives you something to think about. In the end, it's a game about consent. The sequel game has reached legendary status and you can go ahead and play that one instead, but I still find some enjoyment with this old crusty thing.

💉Amy's Fantasies

This is one of those OFFICIALLY english translated eroge with a pumped up to the max ridiculous Himeya Soft scripts that you can play RIGHT NOW USING THE INTERNET LETS FREAKING GOOOO!!! It's so. It's. Well. Dare I say it's the most pc98 pc98 game to ever pc98 on the pc98? Nonsensical balls-to-wall stupidity, outrageous ero, is that guy her brother, her step brother, her half brother, a clone, what is he, the characters don't even know. There's a chapter where they go to the Ass Hospital for Butts. There's a bajillion ashita no joe references for some reason. The suspicious looking mansion burns down, because "all suspicious looking mansions burn down". It's one of those "anything goes" type beats, so please keep that in mind. But when I think of the pc98, this is the first thing I think of.

🌼Doukyuusei 2

The first entry (which has an en tl of the amazing remake) is already one of my favorite games ever. But this? It somehow surpassed it. The story goes deeper, the characters hit harder, and the art is MWAH! Because the focus is more on the pure(-ish) romance this time around, there's less of a scummy perv feel than the first game (I need to make clear the scummy perv feel was why the first game was good, btw. It's 90's schlock at it's finest. The protag has ruined all other pc98 schlock protags forever, woe is me, he's just too amazing). This is one of those "must play" games even if you're not into eroge. The exploration system and relationship mechanics are what set the stage for future dating sims like Sakura Taisen, Tokimeki Memorial, and countless others. Ah, it's just too good. Youko is my wife. If you wait a little while longer, I'm sure the remake will be getting an english translation as well.

⚔ AmbivalenZ

I admit I haven't finished this one yet at the time of writing this, but I doubt there is anything that will sway my opinion of it now. It's PEAK CHUUNIGE, HYPER VIOLENT PURE LOVE DEMONIC REINCARNATION ACTION. Play as a badass immortal knight whose true love's soul was shattered centuries ago on a quest to fight a sexy demon lady with a blood sword. There's an ensemble cast of bold, lovable characters and a compelling story to boot, just talking about it makes me excited! After playing Diabolique and falling down the rabbit hole I have come to be a bit of a Tori fanboy. She's very good at hurt and comfort. The exploration system is the slightly frustrating oldskool Alicesoft affair but it's not enough to ruin the experience. I would recommend this edgy, bloody, quirky yet pure hearted story to just about anyone.

🌔Kurayami

This is a very short game about getting trapped in an elevator on Christmas Eve with one of three different girls, all named Mari and all written different ways. The game is meant to be replayed several times over with your choices drastically changing the scenario. The story can be a relaxed romance, a sentimental tragedy, or it can even get a little spooky. It's a game that's creative with the resources it has. The song, 17 year old Farewell, is probably one of my favorites on the whole system. There is supposedly and english translation in the works but it's been in limbo for a long time now.

~~~ Aaaaand that about does it, I think. Again, i feel like I'm not a good source for this thing but these are the games that I would pick. I hope you find something you like. I feel like a playthrough of Amy's fantasies with some beer and very open-minded friends would be a fun way to spend a night. ☆⌒(*＾-゜)v

[ideas-4-stories]

I have a story idea to tell you~ what if a mercenary smuggled a seastone knife to assassinate either Crocodile or Buggy with and they choose to go after Buggy, because Crocodiles terrifying, except Buggy’s pretty good in a knife fight, so he wins, but he did get stabbed as the opening move. And either, Mihawk and Crocodile don’t even know it happened until Buggys being treated by his crews doctor, when they burst in because someone stabbed Buggy the Clown, on crossguilds own damn island, or, they see the fight and thinks Buggy taking down his would be assassin is so hot they have to question it for a second. Either way Buggy will jokingly tell them it’s been years since anyone actually managed to stab him, and he’d almost forgot how much he hated how it felt. Maybe its also the first time they see him shirtless, and on top of buggy being hot, he’s got scars (because I love angst) and they have some questions and concerns about how he got them. (There is potential for a joke about how not everyone walks around shirtless all the time if they stare, but I think it’d work better in the second scenario, Mihawk is Reacting Correctly To A Stabbing and has his hand held on the wound before he’s really even thinking of it, and getting Buggys shirt off him to use it for the bleeding until the doctor gets there, and Crocodiles not doing much but shouting for people to move faster and watching, and if he had to guess he’d say someone tortured the clone in the past, and he’s learning that now, because someone stabbed his clown and gave him another scar, and Buggys cracking jokes like it’s not a big deal)

Ooooooo, them choosing Buggy as the victim of the attack because Crocodile is more terrifying? It didn’t end well for them, but at least they chose the one that would keep them alive to find out why they were trying to assassinate them. That person’s ass got beaten up, can see Buggy using his acrobatics to help winning the knife fight. Poor Buggy getting stab in the opening move… oh Oh OH!!! Maybe Buggy let them do that so he has a ability to slash the person as well, and scares the shit out of the person? But then again, most people don’t like getting stab so Buggy saying he hates it is understandable.

I like the idea that Mihawk and Crocodile sees Buggy fighting but doesn’t realize that he’s hurt until the doctor comes over to check on the knocked out assassian as the doctor scolds Buggy on being so chill with his injury (Them thinking it’s so hot for Buggy to take down the assiassian is because they think Buggy wouldn't be able to do it, but he did and it quite nice… but then Crocodile and Mihawk finds out he’s hurt and start to freak out to their surprise)

Buggy joking about it, sounds about right for a jester that he is. A joker that's making fun of himself to hide the pain. Poor Buggy having scars… I wonder if he has tried covering them up with tattoos, I have a want for Buggy to have two floral patterns running up his sides, starting from his knees to his waist. Anyway them seeing Buggy shirtless for the first is a bonus because if Buggy sees them staring he might think they are looking at his ugly skin (because angst… you can blame @theeofficialnightmare69 for my growing want for angst)

Mihawk and Crocodile being worried about the scars and try to pry information from Buggy to maybe no prevail or get too much information that makes them very disturbed about Buggy's past and they are filled with more questions then they started with.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Hi, i must say i ADORE your writing. It brings me to laughter and makes me happy, just ro know :) also, got a question: what would happen if the trio are meeting their teenage selfs? Like Seph meets miniroth? + Zack, Cloud, whatever you like. I guess it would be complete chaos and Lazard has a stroke :)

• Angeal expects the worst from his teenage self. His mind blocks out unpleasant childhood memories for the sake of his sanity, but even then he was expecting a naive, immature, possibly rambunctious version of himself. Instead he stands before a baby-faced SOLDIER with heavy eye bags and a sword too big for his back. His eyes are constantly wide open, as if looking out for everything and everyone but himself.

Angeal... doesn't like it. He doesn't like confronting the ugly parts about himself, and previously found comfort in knowing he's only grown wiser and more confident with age. But now that he notices how he and his younger self share the same anxiety in their eyes, he's not so sure.

• Genesis has to fight the urge to roll his eyes whenever his younger self opens his mouth. He's overly pretentious, short-tempered, narcissistic and has a grandiose self importance that makes him want to retch. How could anyone stand to be friends with someone like that? Honestly, a brat like his younger self couldn't possibly be tolerated by more than two people.

And then Genesis stops. He looks at Sephiroth and Angeal, looks at himself, and suddenly feels uncomfortably self aware.

• Sephiroth is pleasantly surprised when he meets his younger self. The weight placed upon his shoulders is familiar, yet jarring because this version of him doesn't have the height or strength to hold it without his short arms trembling. It's clear that he's trying too hard to be taken seriously while unaware of how much of a child he looks like to an adult. Sephiroth understand now. Now he knows what Glenn saw and is eternally grateful he was the first person in his life to see him like the child he was.

Sephiroth is patient with his teenage self, and lenient in a way no adult ever was with him. He feels an odd sense of pride. Sephiroth should savor it, because he would not have the same feelings if he looked at his older self.

*Lazard walks in to see utter chaos*

*Angeal is having an existential crisis and crying in his younger self's arms*

*Genesis and his younger self having a slap fight while crying*

*Sephiroth is dissociating with homicidal rage in his eyes while Miniroth tells him all about uncle Glenn and how cool he is*

Lazard: What the heck happened?? Zack, what—*Lazard gets promptly wiped out by a flying chair*

Mini Zack: GET AWAY YOU CLONE FREAK.

Zack: I'M THE CLONE FREAK? YOU'RE THE CLONE FREAK. I'M THE REAL ZACK.

Mini Zack: NUH UH. I BET YOU CAN'T DO 500 SQUATS WHILE BURPING THE ALPHABET.

Zack: I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN WRITE THE ALPHABET.

*They start asserting dominance by doing squats*

[glitteringcrab]

Why is Evil Morty still next to the Central Finite Curve?

He killed so many people to get out of the CFC and then he stopped running just as he crossed the CFC's metaphorical doorstep...!

Why did he anchor his minecraft base on a CFC universe???

No, they hadn't! The shockwaves had just as much range as they should! And Evil Morty deliberately insulted Rick immediately afterwards, to derail this train of thought and stop him from pondering over the implications or his calculations too much. And it freaking worked. (And might I add that Evil Morty stuttered just a little bit at that point: "l-look at this scan array". Nervous, boy?)

Evil Morty is a lying liar, he lies about everything...! (I still love him with all my heart). I-I-I no longer know how much of what he says or does to take at face value. In season he said he wanted to escape the Central Finite Curve, and it was clear he desperately wanted to do so, but he stopped running immediately after he exited. What is happening?!?! Why?

Theory 1: Home

Assuming he is a clone Morty, there is a universe from which the natural Morty whose memories he got originated. He was therefore created loving this version of his mum, this version of his dad, this version of his sister... Maybe he has not lived there once, he switched 20 Ricks since he was manufactured, and has spent more time in the Citadel than outside it, but in his heart this is were his home is supposed to be, so he anchored his space base on the limits of this one universe, just so he could be close.

Theory 2: Hiding

Since a Rick can hide from other Ricks by being next to a Morty, I'd assume that it also works the other way around: a Morty can also hide by being close to a Rick. And maybe if Evil Morty worries that someone will scour the multiverse searching for him (inside and outside the CFC) then maybe staying close to a CFC universe hides his own brainwaves when someone is doing a really wide (multiverse-wide) scan for him (of course, I doubt it'd work if the scan was more focused).

Maybe this is just a variation of the "Mortys of the Morty Dome thing": he needed a lot of alive Mortys to hide amongst then, he needs CFC universes to hide amongst now.

This could be just a precaution in case e.g. a Rick survivor of the Citadel or something comes after him (which is not so unlikely).

(eh. Would staying near a CFC universe, which might not even have a Rick inside at times, really be enough though?? I just stopped believing my own theory)

Theory 3: Time shenanigans

"Rick and Morty, a hundred years, forever"

...Were you being cute, Rick, or is this literal???

Is there a time loop of some sort? Is this why they say things like "how many thanksgivings have we had" or are they simply breaking the fourth wall?

Is this what the "Rick Experiment" that Evil Morty threatens to blow up if he gets pissed is? Is this why Rick hates to mess with time travel stuff, because it's already an ugly mess?

Does staying close to the time mess allow Evil Morty to stay young for longer or something? (but would he really want that???)

I'm skeptical about Ricks being able to mess with time in that scale because of (a) the existence of a pretty strict time police and (b) Rick apparently had to purchase illegally a small time crystal... whatever time shenanigans are needed for a hundred-year-loop, it'd need a lot more than that.

Theory 4: He likes something in that universe

Like, a friend he made a long time ago, who he plans to visit in the future when he finds the courage to do so (right now he's wiped out).

Or Morty Prime, so he didn't run very far away so that Morty Prime could find him in the future.

Or he's trying to make amends for his past misdeeds and visits CFC universes in secret, batman style, to fix stuff.

(I don't see that theory really playing out. He doesn't seem to be working towards anything, he's just on vacation... And I think he has given up hope of Morty Prime joining him)

Theory 5: THE WORLD IS A BIG, DANGEROUS PLACE

The world outside the CFC is filled with even more dangerous, power-hungry and evil people and governments than those in the CFC. Living in (or near) such a universe is stressful for a lone boy, so he'd rather stay close to the Curve and its brand of familiar, known evil (which he knows how to deal with) rather than face the absolute chaos that reigns beyond. (If there is a specific government or organization Evil Morty is worried about, I can see him considering asking Rick C-137's help... "Maybe I can use that some day"?)

Alternatively, the rest of the multiverse still believes that the CFC is unbreachable, so they keep their distance. Staying close to it is just safer.

(yeah I don't buy my own theory. I think Evil Morty would gladly face whatever crazy evil is beyond the Curve, as long as it wasn't a Rick. Could be he already tried and barely escaped with his life though, so he had no choice)

Theory 6: Not a clue!

I mean, we couldn't have predicted the existence of the Central Finite Curve in a million years...! It might just be a bit of unrevealed lore.

And it's impossible to guess or know what Evil Morty is thinking or feeling almost at any given time. He is always expressionless, always flat-toned, always cautious, always lying, and the way the scenes with him are built, we're not even sure when it's him on the screen half-the time and missing scenes can turn the whole plot on its head. He tricks the other characters, and he tricks us as well.

[thebottomfromhell]

We know the demons lost and in the context of courtship headcanon, what happened to their "marriage"? Like, who died first? The Upper Moons or their husbands? What are their last thoughts, especially for those left behind? Did that increase their hatred for hashiras/hunters in general? Were they just sad?! I hope you are well and don't overwhelm yourself, mainly because I saw that you updated a lot in the last few days, but every work of yours is a pleasure to read!

To be honest, I didn't want to add those details because depending on the reader's character it can change a lot. Like, a clumsy and reckless one could die because they lost track of time and got trapped under a shadow below the sun the same way a very capable one could die just because they had the bad luck of finding a Hashira when they were just chilling out.

I try to make PoV aproachable and and relatable, obviously keeping some traits that would benefit the relationship. Besides that, I like to let the reader project their idea.

Still, for it to be easy I can make a pointing of reader dying in or by canon events and what was more likely to happen. Demon male reader, of course. These ones stick to canon way too much, so you might end up disappointed.

Thank you pretty much, btw. I'm glad you enjoy what I write.

Warnings: Manga spoilers, Cannibalism, Character Death, Mentioned brutality, Reader's death, Angst.

Gyutaro:

You died before Gyutaro.

You were found by Uzui Tengen in the Enternaiment District Arc and beheaded at sight before you could react, just like Daki. Unlike her, you could not survive decapitation.

Gyutaro wasn't there, he was still inside Daki and isn't really aware of what it's happening at that state, so unless Daki calls him, he doesn't go out.

Uzui implied your death in the same statement he comfirmed he was great to Gyutaro after his speech of envy. Something in the line of "And no matter how many of you are, I will finish to kill all the demons here by daylight. As the most flamboyant Hashira, I will end my duty."

Gyutaro instantly knew, and it was the Ume situation all over again, so he went on rampage.

Uzui did die in this one, since Gyutaro started to tear him up even when he was down, even began eating him alive.

Watching this, Hinatsuru tried to help but also died.

Obanai decapitated Gyutaro from behind, comming up last second without the demon noticing as he was spreading Uzui's guts on the floor. Both Inosuke and Zenitsu still managed to defeat Daki.

Gyutaro started to curse everyone while dying, his last thought still being remembering his sister's name as he called her.

In between hell and heaven he hoped to find you in hell. He asked Ume before going with her in his back. "Do you think that Y/N will be there? Or thet he will still like me after I failed? Just a useless ugly freak?"

Ume comforts him instead of cry this time, projecting herself into the answer "Of course! Y/N is your husband and loves you! He will be mad if you ever think otherwise! I promise you he doesn't blame you for not being there! Nobody would!"

Gyokko:

You died before Gyokko.

Because he wanted to do art and would let his summounings do all the hard labor, he decided to bring you with him, to have a good time together between husbands in the Swordsmith Village Arc.

You got separated when you went to get more materials for his art, Kanroji Mitsuri found you first and decapitated you.

Because she and Gyokko never met, he didn't knew you died, so he even started conplaining of what was taking you so long when facing Muichiro.

Gyokko last thought about you were "You better be smart and scape before sunrise. At least you will remember me as the artist I am."

Hantengu Clones:

You died after the Clones.

Hantengu, Sekido and Aizetsu didn't want you there, and even if Urogi and Karaku did, the others convinced them that it was too dangerous since the village could be protected by a Hashira. There you were not taken to the Swordsman Village Arc.

When they began losing, your respective husband started to think desesperated that he wanted to see you again so badly. That is when Sekido forms Zohakuten.

Because they were being Zohakuten they didn't get to have any last thoughts about you.

Also, Zohakuten doesn't like you, no matter who you're husbands with. He is very protective towards the rest of Hantengu and you are glad he is barely formed because that kid is literally the personification of hatred. While he accepted that you are married, no matter what you do, he just doesn't like you.

You neither died with Muzan's death or got reckless with the slayers since you got used to having an Uppermoon protecting you.

Nakime:

You died after Nakime.

She kept you safe inside the castle, one of her main priorities was to make sure to keep you safe and for the Hashira to not find you in the Infinity Castle Arc.

While you found several slayers you had the territory you knew how it worked to your favor and used it to kill some and scape if things got hard.

Once she died the story got different, you knew she died the second the fortress no longer protected you.

Nakime last thoughts about you were "I'm sorry. And thank you. I wish I could tell him that."

You die at the hand of the slayers inside the castle, probaly by Murata's squad or Murata himself.

Akaza:

You died with Akaza.

He got scared for your safety, so he didn't take you to the Infinity Castle Arc. He was more worried for you than you were worried for him, which was funny and heartbreaking.

When Akaza discovers the origin of his constant fear of losing you, the second he gets back his memories, he was about to kill himself to be back with his beloved ones and repent.

Then Akaza remembers you are waiting for him. "Y/N! I can't go yet, Koyuki! I'm sorry, but my husbad-" she interrupt comforting him, telling him she is happy he found some happiness after everything. Koyuki also tells him she wants to meet you and that she'll wait for both of you.

He manages to scape the castle, the slayers and Muzan's control. He is threatened by your death, but fortunately Akaza finds you first.

You are scared, you feel him angry at both of you. "Akaza, what are you doing?!"

He doesn't get to explain anything, the second he puts his hands over you thinking "I love you so much, please don't die just yet!" both of you explode.

As a reward for his hard work, Kibutsuji Muzan kills you and Akaza at the same time.

Douma:

You died after Douma.

You had to cover his absence during the Infinity Castle Arc, so you stayed at his place while he was fighting even if he wanted you to go with him. You were confident he would come back just fine.

Douma still had attraction toward the canonical female characters, so he does confess his "love" towards Shinobu.

She still rejects him, and so he thinks about you, about the fact that you are waiting for him to go back.

"Well, what a pity. He will have to wait forever like an idiot! Shinobu-chan, you just made my consort an idiot!" He would say, but in the back of his mind he would think "I wish Y/N dies soon so we can be together."

You do die not lo long after, you desintegrate with Muzan's death and find Douma's head. "Oh, hi Y/N!"

Kokushibou:

You died after Kokushibou.

He wanted you out of the way, he didn't think you would be usefull in battle, so he left you back (oh,but he had no problems taking Kaigaku to the Infinity Castle Arc >:v)

This guy. Abandoned his wife. To chase. After. His. Brother.

This guy died out of shame and nothing about you convinced him to come back.

At least he had thoughts of you before leaving for good by his own will "Y/N.... you were good for me. Always so good. You deserve something better. Thank you for taking care of me."

You were still waiting for him when yo died, desintegrating after Muzan's death.

[inthemiddle0feverywhere]

Bad Batch Season 3 Episode 5 (scattered) thoughts and first impressions (ramblings)

Major spoilers under the cut

This one is also very long because mannnnnnn did I love this episode and omg do I have big feelings about it

Also yes I do love each member of tbb but in case it’s not obvious I’m a crosshair girlie. Have been since I first heard his voice in season 7 of tcw so this is gonna be very crosshair centric (because he finally has screen time and more than like 2 speaking lines this season!!)

Lula! 🥰🥰

Is Omega in a supply closet? Whatever better than her barren room at the lab

Ah nope her old “room” the gun turret 🥰🥰

A glimpse of mornings on board the marauder: peaceful boys and caf 🥹 probably only peaceful again now that omega is home

This is Omega’s best look omg the the crocheted vest??? I wanna cosplay her now or actually just wear this outfit fr

At first I was so annoyed they kept crosshair in this ugly ass outfit but I honestly think it’s because even though it’s warm on Pabu he’s always cold because he’s so skinny now (well he always was lean but this is a testament to how much weight he lost as a prisoner) They keep trying to feed him fruit and my man keeps using it as target practice 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I honestly love when they show scenes through like either a scope or helmet visor. Like I really love seeing what they’re seeing. In this case AZI (so happy they took him from Cids bar- sorry “parlor”….it was a dive bar)

He’s so mad at his hand 😭 my poor baby he really should let AZI look at it. What do we think it is? Nerve damage? I imagine it feels tingly like when your foot falls asleep.

I love that Batcher loves him!! Animals know good people. He’s a good man Savannah! 😭😭😭 and he likes Batcher too and anyone that’s kind to animals is ok by me.

Ugh Crosshair teaching Omega about being a sniper 🥰🥰😭🥰😭🥰 one day she’s just gonna pop out with a sick trick shot lmao

Shouldn’t have given him his rifle??? Sir it’s an extension of him, it’s like you gave him back one of his body parts

“Omega trusts him and that’s good enough for me” Wrecker!!! My sweet boy!! Big man and even bigger heart. He’s now kinda caught in the middle he wants to be cool with Crosshair again but doesn’t want to betray Hunter they’ve been through a lot just the 2 of them these past several months. Crosshair and Hunter are like parents in the middle of a divorce 😭

53%???? Fuckkkkkkk way worse than we thought

Echo!!!!! Yay mom came home!

“No hug for me” screaming crying throwing up! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 💔💔💔💔he’s disguising it as sarcasm but he wants it, he wants a hug! SOMEBODY HUG HIM DAMMIT! I volunteer!!! Please

Omega between her 2 dads 🥰 (Though is Crosshair more wine aunt vibes sometimes?) And batcher by Crosshair’s feet of course

Yummmmm I bet Pabu has banging sushi 🍣 Love Wrecker being an unbothered king enjoying his sush🥰

😭😭😭😭😭 Crosshair’s face when Echo mentioned Tech. He knows. He knows he fell or perished (shh no 🤡) trying to save him. They’re twins and he lost his other half and I’m devastated!! 😭

Haaaaa welcome to parenting a teenager Hunter!!!

Are Hunter’s eyes green all of a sudden?

Crosshair being the voice of reason?? I love seeing this side of him. I HC that since he is silent and highly observant he was a voice reason often for the batch. (Can we please get a series of TBB during the clone wars?? Or like when they were cadets or something. We only see them in 4 episodes in tcw and they were just an insane suicide squad who hated regs and didn’t follow orders or have anyone in charge of them like I wanna see their adventures and their dynamic and how they are when they have downtime! Please lucasfilmmmmmm 🙇‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️)

“I’m older than you are, little brother” 😂😂😂 and she got crosshair to chuckle lol ugh I love their dynamic so much. They are really feeding us rn (please don’t take it away)

Omg he’s so brave bringing them back there! To that freaking ice planet where nothing but trauma happened for Crosshair. I know he probably wished he would never have to go back there again but he knows this will help so he goes anyway

The old armor!!!! Helllllll frickinnnn yeaaaaaa (he’s so hot in armor omg I have a headache)

“Take a guesssssss” 🥵

“He started it” 😂😂 major youngest sibling energy

Mayday’s helmet! 💔💔💔💔 somebody sedate me!! 😭

Why can’t Hunter sense the Wyrm?

TOOTHPICK!!! Wrecker defo kept his toothpicks in the armor case 🥰

Frickin ice vulture always an omen. (Animals seem to really like Crosshair though even the scary ones)

“I know you” 😭 I know Hunter meant it in a “I know you’re sneaky and closed off and I’m expecting the worst from you right now ” but it just hit me harder than that. “I know you”- you’re my brother, the youngest I’ve known you since the day you were born. “I know you- I know there’s more to your silence I know your still waters run way deeper than you let on.” “I’m your brother- I know you talk to me I know you”❤️‍🩹

Oh shitttttt thems are fightin words yes let it out everyone

“I’ll do it! 😁” Wreckerrrr I love you

Hunter’s fast af boi!

Batcher is actually ripped af 💪

Ok petition that Cross doesn’t yell anymore it doesn’t suit him at all lmaoooo

Poor Wrecker yes it’s always ALWAYS a huge monster 😭

“Fantastic” 😂😂😂

Omg this is a roller coaster of emotions! Crosshair being soft with Batcher, the nodding! Ugh nothing like fending off a giant ice wyrm to bring bros back together

He’s so pretty shut up I know his head is shaped like a lightbulb

AAHH THERES THE HUG 🥰

progress 😌

“I thought I was being a good soldier 😔” * *pterodactyl screeching *

Welp Im deceased, fed and nurtured but dead at the same time.

Thank you thank you thank you for these past few episodes. Us Crosshair girlies were really in pain seasons 1 and 2

[margindoodles2407]

So.

Was anyone going to tell me before I started reading the William Shakespeare's Star Wars Series by Ian Doescher

That this man rivals Matthew Stover himself in his ability to take Revenge of the Sith from tragic to absolutely SOUL-CRUSHING?

@whyoneartheven GET OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. YOU LIKE SHAKESPEARE WE CAN BE NERDS TOGETHER

Highlights from The Tragedy of the Sith's Revenge:

The use of Rumor as a character and a plot device, like in Richard III, because Dramatic Irony

After the whole "Hey the Jedi Council doesn't trust the chancellor, we need you to spy on him" debacle, Obi-Wan gets a monologue about how much he loves Anakin and has been worrying about a growing darkness within him, and swears to do whatever he can to prevent him from Darkness

The Tragedy Of Darth Plagueis The Wise (tm) is a PLAY WITHIN A PLAY THAT PALPATINE ASKS THE ACTORS TO PERFORM, like in Hamlet, CAUSE PALPATINE AND ANAKIN ARE AT AN OPERA OH MY GOSH I LOST MY MIND IT'S SO COOL

Padme keeps having lines about how worried she is for Anakin and how she keeps praying for the preservation of his soul ;_;

After Anakin's fall, he and Palpatine are referred to for the REST OF THE PLAY as Vader and Sidious

TWO UNNAMED JEDI HAVE THEIR OWN SCENE ABOUT HOW WHILST LOOKING THROUGH THE CLONE HANDBOOK (tm) THEY NOTICED THAT A CERTAIN ORDER WAS SKIPPED OVER. THEY THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT AND GO TO WATCH THE YOUNGLINGS DO THEIR LIGHTSABER PRACTICE

Sidious has a soliloquy about his awfulness. ENDING IN: "Die, light, die, any good that ever was,/Die, wisdom; yea, die, virtue, die, respect,/Die, honor, die, nobility, die, right-/These qualities shall perish on this day./For lo, the Sith do ply their merry tricks,/Come, Death: thy name is Order Sixty-Six."

I AM SCREAMING

FREAKING CODY HAS A MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL HIS BEST FRIEND OBI-WAN

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO MAKE ANAKIN KILLING CHILDREN SADDER BUT APPARENTLY IT'S POSSIBLE IF YOU HAVE HIM ASK THEM IF THEY'VE SAID THEIR PRAYERS BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE, "I WOULD NOT KILL YOUR UNPREPARÉD SPIRITS;/NO, HEAV'N FORFEND! I WOULD NOT KILL YOUR SOULS"

When Yoda sends Obi-Wan to fight Anakin on Mustafar, Obi has a monologue about how PERHAPS, ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT VADER HAS EFFECTIVELY KILLED ANAKIN "FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW"

The whole "You turned her against me/You have done that yourself/You will not take her from me/Your anger and your lust for power have already done that/et cetera et cetera/I will do what I must/You will try" is done using, of all things, Nautical and Sailorly imagery. High Fantasy Star Wars, Anyone? (this legitimately made me so happy; they also have a similar conversation in The Clone Army Attacketh during the scene where Padme's asleep and they're talking about politicians)

WHEN. WHEN OBI CUTS OFF HIS LEGS AND IS DOING THE WHOLE "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE" SPEECH. ANAKIN HAS A MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW HE'D CRY TO OBI-WAN FOR HELP BUT (HE THINKS) OBI-WAN WOULD ABANDON HIM, WHICH ENDS IN "I HATE YOU"

Hey. Hey listen. Obi-Wan, after the battle, SINGS a FUNERAL LAMENT for Anakin

"Although it may be said that I have won,/Herein hath died the heart of Obi-Wan" EXCUSE ME MR DOESCHER WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION

No no, listen to what Padme says about her children: "He shall be Luke, and walk among the skies./Heart of mine heart, and issue of my love." "'Tis Leia, who, like me, is royalty./Brave spirit, do remember thy sad mother."

(loud ugly sobbing can be heard from Margin)

I AM. NOT OKAY

[lotusarchon]

Totally unrelated but would mk have a sharing kink? (Preferably with Mei or redson)

-😝 (freak) anon

Yes and no

Yes, because I think he might find the idea of fucking you with someone else, preferably someone he trusts like Mei or maybe his clones, hella attractive

But no, because he's very possessive and fears sharing you will cause you to leave him for that person because their skills are better

Picture this

MK: Hey babe how do you feel about a threesome one day with Mei?

Reader: ....you wanna fuck your best friend?

MK: Hell no that bitch ugly

Mei: Kys

MK: But she liked you a bit and...well....

Reader: I mean if you're comfortable with it I don't see why not...

Mei: Can we bring Red Boy too?

MK: Wait wh-

*one weird sex scene later*

Reader: Holy shit your friends are good with their mouths

MK, witholding the urge to summon his staff and beat them to death: Yes....awesome....

[callsign-relic]

im (slightly) calmer now but ive preserved the absolutely unhinged energy i had while originally typing this because oh my GOD

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my numbers are so fucked up im giving up YPU KNOW WHERE IM AT. I KNOW WHERE IM AT. 

S3 EP whatever ITS FERAL SCREAM TIME 

Feral Scream Part 1!!!!!!!!!!!

forget episode title feral scream. feral scream is the noise im makign while watching 

it was a BEACON

SOMEONES OUT HERE...

uh oh!!!

OH SHIT THE PODDDDD

Oh fuck CHEETOR IS GONNA SNIPE EM??

AH FUCK OPTIMUS !!!!!!  

oh cheetor you've done it now... :(

WASPINATOR LOOKIN BACK AT THE CAMERA LIKE :D AHFJFHDKDHDJ.???

oh god. Megatron monologue.

love waspinators igor energy here.

take it easy with the power pizzas...

is depth charge going to help? 

no. <33 

off he GOES Lmao??????

CHEETOR!!!!!!!!!! AHHH

INSTALL THE CLONE CELLS?? clones of WHOMST?? dinobot??????? IDK HES THE ONLY ONE WHOS BEEN CLONED BEFORE

WHO IS IT!!!!!

waspinators igor energy OFF THE CHARTS

wait literally theres even lightning and stuff like when dinoclone was introduced

UAAUHGH I MEAN. WHAT IF...

Ough the tension this episode is so so so good. it feels like its been like 20 minutes already im DYING its been like 7min.

AAGAHDOGHRKELGJELENGLD i made an unintelligible noise IS IT ?? IS IT ACTUALLY DINOBOT ????

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHDHHHFHFJ!!!

ah fucm DEPTH CHAAARGE

how much does dinobot know/remember... can HE transform? or is he like dinoclone...

HE CAN

oh FUCK CHEETOR!!! AHH

aHHHHHHH?!?!?! IS HE OKAAAYYYYYYYY????? 

IS CHEETOR GONE??? or did he also get transmetal2'd... but the thing!! the thing that did the transmetaling he threw it to DC!!

"cat was tough. hw went out fighting" oh my god DEPTH CHARGE you. i. im gonma fucking.

NOT ANOTHER WORD???????? THATS ALL? HE JUST LEAVES? SHFKFBEKRBFK hes so terrible. i love him.

scanning

OH? OH?? BLACKARACHNIA...

OUGHGHRHDHHFHF... she got the THING. the alien core thing!! before it got destroyed !!

awww OP :(

AHHH CHEETORS STILL ALIBE

OKAY OKAY OKAY AHH

oh my god but hes going through it... auuaug WHATS HAPPENING TO HIIIIM

AUEODPEKEMFBFLNWBFLS THE SUDDEN TONE CHANGE

THE RUBBER DUCKYYYY?!?!? BATHTIME AGAINNN <33 

rampage !!!

Megatron wiggling his toes...

RAMPAGE........ 🥺😭 like listen hes evil and terrible and mean but also I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIMMMM i love when being unkillable becomes a curse. so good.

dinobot hasnt said a WORD so far... dinobot... wjat have they done to you......

CAN he speak? IS THAT WHAT THE TITLES ABOUT. FERAL??

depth charge on the hunt!! 

oh man theres gonna be TWO spark signatures for Rampage now

THIS IS LIKE THE LONGEST EPISODE EVER ITS ONLY BEEN 15 MINUTES IT FEELS LIKE 40 THIS IS GREAT IM SO STRESSED OUT

OH OH OH DINOBOT DOES SPEAK

👀

👀 BUT HARDER!!!!!! GROWLING!!

CHEETOR? CHEETOR??? CHEETOR????????

"some kinda GHOST mebbe..." ajrkfhrkdjk Quickstrike is so tiny.

"...or it will be when im done with it" grjfhdkenrbtkrjfke i still. dont like QS very much but i do respect his lines sometimes theyre SO funny

hes SUCH a little freak.

oh my god cheetor(?!) is SO fast

SO SO SO FAST

Megatron spinning like a tornado!!!

im really enjoying depth charge just. tied up here like "WTF IS HAPPENING"

ouguguugufufufufhfhgggshggdggdgh... CHEETOR...

AHH OKAY OKAY HODPSKEMGDLGJE

*stressed noises* hhhhhhh

EPISODE WHATEVER THE FUCK LETS GO PART2

oh my god is that cheetors room 🥺🥺?!?!?

all the lil models... THE PICTURE OF HIM AND OP 🥺😭

WHEBGJFISHK WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF BLACKARACHNIA BY YOUR BEDSIDE. CHEETOR.

op hanging around outside like a worried parent...

OUGH he cant even fit in the room- OUH he. hrhgsh. big.

rattrap: hey optimus! hows our boy uuuauauiihhhfhhdhhbg,,, their boy,,,,

he doesnt want to use the CR chamber >:000

oh i love the CLOCK? 

...............

SORRY IM JUST STARING VERY INTENTLY AT THE SCREEN RN WHAT THE FUCK

Ohhh its a dream again

KDJSLKJSDLK awwwh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ;w;

evil silverbolt in the dream is so. kjsdfkjsdfhsf "ill protect you from that UGLY creature" 

JUST A DREAM, HE SAYS AS HE STARTS TRANSFORMING?!?!?

WHAT !!! IS HE A WERECAT NOW?? HES GOT WEREWOLF VIBES

IAHDLKDJAKDAFKJFKJSDHLDKH "it was BIG. it was UGLY! ... it got cheetor..." 

NOOOOOOOO,, IT IS CHEETOR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

megatron: "someones out for a midnight stroll... at mach 2" LSDFLFJHSF

whats!!! up with cheetor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT REALLY IS LIKE A WEREWOLF SITUATION KJHSJFH 

awwwwh,,,, cheetor :CCC

blackarachnia!!!! is so so so sus.

EHEHE... depth charge <3 

ough hes gettin knocked about by OP

IALELKJAELKRHAKLJS ? ?? ? dinobot cut waspinator to RIBBONS

LITERALLY

yayyy cheetor is back :D

oh CHEETOR. CHJEETOR......................... lying to op :( he already done know!

awwhh.. cheetor :(( 

UH OHHH. uh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DINOBOT!! dinobot the second. Dinobot..2? what do i call him.

WASPINATOR WITH AN ARM SLING??????? AND BANDAIDS? he was RIBBONS.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEETORS GOT A NEW FORM !

OH HES COOL? ?? 

Cheetor gets to be SO cool AHHHHG

hhhg... his beastmode is still feral.........................

awhhhhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 this whole bit is so so so sweet

>:O?!?!

awwwh- TLKAHD:LKDA":DLJLDA:FJFLKAHD OP PICKIN HIM UP

HES SUCH A DAD

"ah joy... cyber puberty" KDJLKSFJRLA hes all grown up now...

hes SOOO awkward

O"PAJF"A:SAKDIAHFR:AS NO

this is thw worst actually im getting secondhand embarrassment at these interactions.

HMMM... hm................. blackarachnia plotting... ouughghhgh,

AAHHH....

im guessin we're gettin transmetal2 BA soon but the question is HOW

(i know the answer now.) im up to s3 ep10 because i couldnt stop watching LMAO. so ive only got TWO MORE EPISODES. which means the next thing i send in will probably be. 3 eps in one since the last episodes are a 2 parter i think

ALSO i cant believe its tarantulas day and he fucking DIES (??!???!!) AHDKFBSK,,, im yelling screaming crying so much HAPPENS you weren't kidding when you said a lot happens this season!!!!!!!

- initiate

FERAL SCREAAMMMM LETS GOOOOOO

SGSGDHDHD THE CHEETOR PUBERTY ARC!!! These eps are so good HEHE. I still can’t get over transmetal 2 Cheetor’s fuckin. early 2000s goatee. SHAYAHDHDH

AND GRRRGRHR YESS DINOBOT 2!!!! Evil man…. It is so crazy how Megatron uses Rampage’s spark (or half of it) to make Dinobot 2. I can’t wait for you to see more of him RHDHDHE

I did think it was a little weird how suddenly Cheetor seemed to be crushing on Blackarachnia?? But I mean. He was just about to start puberty and we didn’t know it so. I guess that makes sense SHGSHDDH. The dream sequence is SO funny though poor Silverbolt…. His dumb evil laugh does not suit him HSHUSJSJS

And AGAGAHHDJ YOU KEPT WATCHING??? OMG I cannot wait to read the rest. The ep after Feral Scream part 2 is one of my favorites HEHE. YOU ONLY HAVE THE FINALE LEFT AAHHH!!! TRANSMETAL2 BA…. DEAD TARANTULAS…. AAHHHHHHHHH

[aliendragondreaming]

random Beat facts i think r neat

-in canon the reason why Beat was named that was cause when he got done cooking in the test tube and placed in Zuke's arms he was so amazed that the whole genetic cloning process worked and he could feel his heartbeat that he named him Beat right then and there

-outside of canon i picked Beat cause A music theme and B it keeps the veggie theme from Zuke's name

-a lot of his design elements follow a theme of him being the invert of zuke, like how he's got blue skin and green hair the reverse of zuke's and why he has a goatee where Zuke had manchops. Also the echoing of Zuke's main outfit in Beat's adult design (with beat's own flair of course)

-bonus fun fact, the reason Beat looks like that is cause Zuke and West had a great aunt that looked a lot like Beat (she died before Zuke was born but West has vague memories of her)

-he does really like sharks (i mean they're his special interest) but he does have an affinity for all sea life (his second favorite sea creature is either eels or sea turtles)

-WITH THAT SAID, he still doesn't like dolphins (they freak him out)

-not really a fact but im kinda obsessed with how Zuke was always associated with the ocean and then his son comes along and is practically married to the ocean and more in tune with it than he ever was

-tbh he would live underwater if he had gills

-oh i almost forgot to mention Beat's comfort stuffed animal, Sandwich the shark, is actually loosely based off of my own comfort plushie, being a bright pink orca plush named Jewel

as a gift for reading my insane ramblings have Beat's beta design... he was so ugly jegus

[jihef03]

All of a sudden... random ask!

Who is the worst Spiderman villain?

(I feel like I've asked you about it once, but I don't remember if I did.)

OOh so that's a tough one for me actually lol

Spider-Man has a slew of foes, and of course some are better/written better than other and there are some villain I'd consider kinda lame or uninteresting, even among those at the "forefront" (talking like 20-30 top villains fans are usually familiar with)

But to be fair, even C-listers villains usually have a lot of charm about them, so to find one that is truly "bad" can be difficult.

For a villain to be the "worst" I'd say we could look at following criteria of having terrible gimmick, lame powers, bad aesthetics sloppy writing and overall no relevence to the themes provided by Spider-Man. A villain that makes the reader really go "UUUUUGH!" everytime he appears. With a little bit of luck they're probably end up as a one-shot villain anyway.

I'm sure a lot of Spider-Man have different contenders in mind but if I had to pick some I'd say a couple of villain introduced during the Brand New Day era could fit the bill. Partially because of recent memory lol

This particular era came right after the One More Day story who everyone hated and sucked, and Brand New Day era ended up pretty vilifed as a result. This "BND" era tried to re-establish a status quo for Peter and introduced several new villains, a couple of them ending up being of note like Mr. Negative - a new crime boss for Peter to tackle- and Ovedrive -a two-bit who eventually found his footing as a charming con- but it also gave us these guys:

First one is Freak. A young drug addict who used some of Connors different serums as dope and ending up mutating as a monster. First of all: ugly as hell

So there. His gimmick is that he can't die and everyone he does he "reborns" as a different entity , having lost the weakness of his last form. He's had *some* potential and a couple of funny moment, but honestly there's not much there.

Arguably the worst one of that era was Rabin:

Somewhat of a convulated guy. Fanatic who wants to invoke a Mayan deity into Earth. Very weird. Very edgy. Very does not fit into Peter animal-themed/ technological weirdo villains. Very boring. Was only used once as is, and then referenced in comics recently and nobody liked it or forgot it immediatly.

So there. For completion's sake, and as more recognizable andolder Spider-Man villain go , there's Miles Warren/Jackal:

Somewhat of an uninspired look that has nothing to do with his cloning gimmick. He also brought us the two Clone Sagas, the second one being *very* controversial to say the least. This guy has been here for quite a while and used on a regular basis, but I have yet to see someone claiming him as one of their favorites.

I mean like him personally, but I am *very* much in the minority on that lol

Of the top of my head, these are some of the big contenders to "worst Spider-Man villain". Lowkey expecting some peeps to chime in and present some other villain I didn't think about x)