#HE HAS SPOKEN

[warfstachesgun]

THE PLAN!!!!!

[andy-clutterbuck]

8x07 for @catt-leya

[wecanbeperfect]

GOD HAS SPOKEN

Amos 3:8 The lion hath roared, who will not fear? the Lord God hath spoken, who can but prophesy?

[coolgoodandfine]

friend was cutting my hair and turns out i have my first grey hair

[heaven-helpus]

gay rights

[coolgoodandfine]

Happy one year since Mr. Krabs license to kill expired!! We are all safer for it!

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

[ufash]

Sometimes it's just what ya gotta do

[f1rewr1t3r]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride. 

[mochinomnoms]

Aaaaa I can't stop thinking about Trey in his sleepwear! He's got me in a chokehold and I don't want to escape!!!

There's something just so intimate and tantalizing of seeing Trey in such casual clothing.

The idea of potentially being the only person to see him disheveled and sleepy, hair messy and glasses on the nightstand. He looks almost bare without them, but that makes it kinda domestic, doesn't it?

If you point this out to him, it makes him go a bit warm and tingly. Yes, it is domestic, but please don't remind him. He's having a hard enough time not jumping you every time you spend the night and gingerly take off his glasses for him. He's fighting his inner demons every time he watches you fluff up your pillow and curl in, waiting for him to lay down next to you so he can melt into your arms like the husband he really is.

He's fighting to not sneak his hand under your clothes, pressing chaste kisses into the skin of your neck and collar as his hands wander to the rhythm of the soft press of his lips.

They squeeze at the place between your legs as his tongue tangles with your own and he moves so that you too can run your hands under his loose sleep shirt. From the shivers and tingles shuddering through his body from the ghosting of your fingertips, he just knows that this sleepover is going to become a sleepless one.

[kirkwallsquad]

@awek-s

you’re still gay and that’s final

[daddymaster21]

Letting my cat type a message

Hbt I fr suybbv Juni ZDF

[forthesanityofsome]

Welp. Guess I'm not sewing anymore.

[coolgoodandfine]

dnd is fun. im somebody's backstory trinket.

[ratt-fried-this-pasta]

Why?

Love.

[3-aem]

why is part of me still waiting for gojo like a war widow who received the news and just pretended not to

[sugar-petals]

now that ppl staged a timothée chalamet lookalike contest and he literally showed up it’s time for an introvert-friendly yoongi event i mean knowing the man he’s a chronic crowdpleaser without admitting it, if ppl can attend with full-body-concealing black hoodies and masks he’ll be there hands down