#HE GOT PAID

[stephstars08]

AHHH I CAN’T STOP SMILING!!!

[house-in-country]

Decided to rewatch "Dragons: Race to the Edge", and this image has been haunting my mind ever since Hiccup refered to the dragon riders as "gang" for the first time.

Now shall it live in your heads rent free for the rest of eternity.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Mikes and Vanessas talk about money struggles,,

[fryologyy]

falin taking a very large birdbath [speedpaint]

[sucredemar]

most underpaid nanny and scholar under patronage, you can't win

(also, Jayce being called the "Kiramman's dog" is a cruel nickname he got on the academy, since the Kiramman's saw him more as another servant than an scholar under their patronage, he's literally babysitting Caitlyn on school hours)

[fluffyartbl0g]

PFTDGEHSJSJDYTE I CANT BELIEVE MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS TAKEN OVER TUMBLR!!!

At first sight I was like, oh cool! I see they’ve added a Luffy tab on my dashboard, because I love one piece. And then I look down the luffy tag,,, AND THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO JUST. DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS XD. That must mean THEY’VE JUST ADDED HIM TO EVERYONE’S DASHBOARDS WAHAHAHA!

First of all, it’s pronounced loo-fee. Second of all, he’s from hit series One Piece and you better not forget it!!!

[kineticpenguin]

I love how Musk has given trolls a financial incentive to post the dumbest shit imaginable

[tinynerdycthulu]

i feel like the most reverse transmigration binggeyuan fic imply or outright state that sqh also hasnt transmigrated, which is such a missed opportunity. lets say you're binghe and you suddenly transport to a foreign world. you meet a man that looks remarkably like your evil shizun...but isnt...blah blah blah

obviously you fall in love but then you venture into his bedroom and you see a conspiracy theory wall littered with red string, hastily scribbled addresses, zhongdian usernames, and at the very center, a picture of someone (who is in your opinion so freaking ugly, shizun -- oops, shen yuan, he doesnt like that -- could do some much better) so you take a closer look and you see a snippet of extremely bad porn. about yourself.

the drama. the chaos. shen yuan absolutely refusing to justify why he hired a p.i to investigate the mysterious disappearance of his favorite porn author. the horrifying familiarity of the porn...isn't it just like something that the mobei-jun once showed him that he claimed his husband wrote???

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

Based on Chapt 13 of @cutebutalsostabby ‘s fanfic “Big Oof 2022, aka Whumptober”

“‘You,’ Hyrule declared furiously, ‘are an absolute, complete dumbass.’

Lying prone on the ground with a deeply pissed-off mage looming above his head, it was rather difficult for Warriors to argue the point. He gave a weak thumbs up and croaked back, ‘Yep.’

Hyrule shook his head disbelievingly and announced, ‘You and Legend give me shit for this all the time, but you’re both equally as bad.’

Warriors nodded. ‘Very true,’ he rasped peaceably. ‘Be sure to learn from our bad examples.’”

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Hyrule and Warrior’s dynamic is so excellent and few do it as well as this fic!

[cosmophalhemr]

“Someday”

[heliomanteia]

My sole criticism of Veilguard is that I didn't see Dorian "I'm bending over backwards to fight tyranny in my homeland" Pavus hit Solas over the head with a heated "what the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Dorian traveled with us in the future with the Veil brought down and witnessed the horrors it brought (and based off his reactions in DA:I I assume he retained memory of it), then traveled back home to rid it of the very "for greater good", "the old order of the world long gone" stuck up tyrants Solas is a second away from becoming. All of it after Solas was one of the few people to challenge Dorian's past biases and misconceptions born out of being a privileged highblood Tevinter — to add to the irony.

I remain firm in believing that Dorian is the kind of person to care for people he made friends with during Inquisition even if their paths went separately. And knowing (through Inquisitor and Rook, especially if Rook is a Shadow Dragon) what is becoming of Solas, I can't imagine him not feeling this passionate "get a HOLD of yourself" empathy of his that comes with a heated smack over the head and is followed by "I expected better of you".

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

Martin Blackwood is so real because he didn’t go “I can fix him” or “I could make him worse” to Jon, he went “I know he’s the most fucked up and pathetic man who honestly kinda has a shit personality but I want him anyways” and he’s so real for that

[kiddokori]

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

tbh I don’t think therapy would have fixed Jayce and Viktor lmao. maybe would have softened their self-destructive tendencies but there’s no fixing that co-dependent relationship. Heimerdinger Mel and Sky are told “yeah, I can help treat their individual depressions but nothing is gonna reduce their co-dependency. I’m pretty sure separating them makes it a lot worse for not only them but much worse for everyone else. for everyone’s safety I suggest they’re not allowed to be more than a buildings length away from each other and even that is pushing it.” That therapist then quits on the spot cause now they’ve literally seen everything.

It’s like that scene in Brooklyn nine nine where all the physiatrists are observing and talking with Gina but instead it’s a whole crew of therapists and neurologists and physiologists trying to find out how these two men literally mind-melded together. They go to couples therapy but it’s literally just individual therapy held together because why tf not it’s the only way to get them to go.

[zer0point5ive]

whatever they’ve got going on

[gingermaybel]

Same batch of clones would begin losing their baby teeth around the same time. The Kaminoans, unfamiliar with human biology, hadn’t anticipated it and didn’t include any relevant learning module. Jango and the trainers on the other hand had long grown out of that phase and forgot that’s a thing too.

The first baby clone to lose a front tooth refused to open his mouth for days, terrified of being considered defective and got decommissioned. But soon, more and more clones started losing teeth. They formed a secret support group, covering for each other, smuggling food back to their sleeping pods and those who still had their front teeth would answer questions for those who didn’t.

The secret was well-kept—until one day, a baby clone got slammed face first down on a training mat and spat out a small tooth right in between Jango’s boots.

Clone:

Jango:

Clone: *proceeded to hyperventilate&wail&shout farewells to his brothers*

Jango: 👁️👄👁️