#HE ALSO KNEW CHUUYA WASNT GONNA DIE
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hey remember chapter 101? the gay speech? yeah think about that for a second
#HE WASNT TRYING TO WAKE HIM UP#HE WASNT#HE WAS JUST MAKING CHUUYA SIT THROUGH HIS GAY SPEECH#WHAT THE FUCK#WHY DID HE DO THAT#HE DIDNT HAVE TO#HE ALSO KNEW CHUUYA WASNT GONNA DIE#WHAT IN THE HETEROSEXUAL BSD CAST
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Spoilers for the entirety of S5 of BSD cuz I finished it and what the FUCK just happened
Where do I even begin
I can't take this shit anymore bro, HOW THE FUCK DO FICTIONAL MEN ON A LITTLE SCREEN MAKE ME SO EMOTIONAL
Cuz like-
And-
AH????
HOW DO I EVEN-
Okay okay uh
Dazai
WHAT THE FUCK DAZAI
FIRST OFF, I LOVE THAT MAN SO MUCH OH MY GOD
HE SCARED ME SO BADLY LIKE I KNEW HE WASNT GONNA DIE BUT IT JUST- SEEING THE BLOOD AND SEEING EVERYTHING FALL APART I CANT
I HAD TO PAUSE LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH CUZ I NEEDED TO PROCESS
SIGMA
HES SO SILLY
I FUCKING LOVE MY CHILDREN
Terribly sorry for the vulgar language I am very emotional right now how do I process this-
THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS WITH DAZAI I WAS LIKE "Oooooh please join the ADA youd fit right in-"
EVEN WITH HIS FIRST APPEARANCE WHEN ATSUSHI SAVED HIM LIKE
AAAAHHHHHH
Asagiri please make ADA Sigma, ASAGIRI PLEASE
I REALLY HOPE HE GETS INTO THE ADA OH MY GOD
THE WHOLE HOME THING PLEASE I JUST
HES SO ME
I LOVE BSD OH MY GOD I LOVE BSD I LOVE BSD I LOVE BSD I-
THE WHOLE VAMPIRE STUFF GOES CRAZY WHAT THE FUCK
Can't believe Chuuya manadged to trick a mastermind with contact lenses and glued on fangs
THE WHOLE KENJI STUFF??? I LOVE HIM????
Please the fact that Tecchou is going out of his way to find Jouno like brother that is not straight I love them :(
WAAAAAAA KENJI GOT SO MUCH SHIT THIS SEASON AND PART OF THE LAST ONE TOO LIKE AAGHHH LET HIM HAVE A BREAK
I love Aya and Bram so much, I got sad and happy and upset and excited and-
AAAGGHHH
The table to pull the sword out had me so happy and then it failed and then she jumped down and then I got scared and then she got saved and-
ASAGIRIS PAYING FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS BRO DEADASS ON THE VERGE OF A HEART ATTACK
AAAGHHHH BRAM SEES AYA AS LIKE HIS DAUGHTER RIGHT??? THEYRE SO CUTE I WANT THEM TO GO ON FAMILY OUTINGS AND HAVE ICE CREAM OR WHATEVER PARENTS DO WITH CHILDREN
"Use youre evil bwahaha power! Do something!"
I LOVE THEM :(
Ranpo getting stabbed in the hand scared me shitless though, like infront of Fukuzawa too??? Really??? Thats his autistic son :(
AAAAAAA okay, OKAY, I don't hate Fukuchi-
I didn't actually hate him, like he pisses me off but god damn he was one of my favorites for a bit and he's staying in top 15 (Not sure if hed make it into top 10 or not)
Fuck man, the shit with Fukuzawa and Fukuchi?? Made me tear up a bit tbh
YOU KNOW WHO I DO HATE??? FYODOR. THAT FUCKING BITCH-
I still want him, I love that man so much I love his character and and and-
THE SHIT HE MANADGED TO PULL OFF THOUGH??? AAAA????
LIKE
OH MY GOD AND THE SHIT WITH SIGMA
Pulling up the episode again to try and find the line
"It only took him 10 odd minutes to minipulate you. You arent the kind of man who would normally take such risks."
Like I read that and I was like "STOP THAT DO NOT TRY AND MINIPULATE MY SON"
And then he continued to try and minipulate my son. And succeeded. Kinda.
ALSO WHATS UP WITH THE NOTE
THE ONE THAT SAID HELP ME IN RUSSIAN
I REMEMBER HEARING PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THAT AND THEIR SPECULATION AS OF TO WHY FYODOR DIDNT MAKE IT BUT THEN LIKE IM PRETTY SURE HE DID??
Either Asagiris gonna pull some wild shit again or Fyodor really thought that far back.
I hate the whole DID section bro like fucking hell Fyodor, QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE JUST LEAVE SIGMA ALONE :(
AAAAAAAA AND VAMP AKU??? BRO. BRO BRO BRO
I CANT
I CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT THE WHOLE SCENE WHERE ATSUSHIS LIKE "Akutagawa Ik youre in there D:"
LIKE AAAAAAA
THOSE TWO ARE NOT STRAIGHT OH MY GOD
AAAAAAAAA BACK TO DAZAI, WHEN HE GOT SHOT I WAS LIKE "UH UH UH NONONO HES MOT DEAD CUZ- UH- UHHHH CUZ CHUUYA USED HIS INSIDE MIND POWERS AND STOPPED THE BULLET"
I WAS KINDA RIGHT CUZ I DID GENUINELY THINK HE WAS A VAMPIRE AND I WAS LIKE CHUUYA NO
Can't believe Chuuya manadged to trick me with contact lenses and glued on fangs-
AHHH WHEN DAZAI GOT "SHOT" I WAS COPING SO HARD THOUGH
And then I didn't have to cope so that was nice :3
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY I WAS WHEN FYODOR GOT STABBED IN THE HELICOPTER
OH MY GOD I LOVED THE SCENE BECAUSE PLOT BUT FUCK I HATED THAT SCENE CUZ FYODORS ONE OF MY FAVORITES BRO
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I NEED TO KILL THAT GUY :(
AAAAAAAA AND NIKOLAI??? HELP??? MY SON??? ITS OKAY ITS OKAY ITS GONNA BE OKAY
"You wanted to kill him, didn't you?"
"Yeah. I certainly did. No, I didnt. No... Youre right."
FUCK.
FUCKING HELL ASAGIRI IM GONNA CRY
Please Asagiri make him come back so he can be like "nooo Nikolai Im not actually dead, youre actually halucinating" or something CUZ FUCK I CANT HAVE NIKOLAI LOOKING SO SAD
HE LOOKS SO VULNERABLE AND I JUST-
AAAAAAAAAA????
Just to be clear, I'm so glad Fyodors dead, I got attached to him knowing he was probably gonna die, and while I do feel hurt by it, HE CAN STOP PESTERING THE ADA YAAAAYYYY
AND IN TURN, SIGMA :DDD
(Hes an ADA member now trust guys trust)
AAAAAAA FUKUCHI AND FUKUZAWA BRO
WHEN FUKUZAWA SLASHED HIM AND WE SAW HIS EXPRESSION LIKE AAAAA
I KEPT SAYING I HATED FUKUCHI BUT I REALLY DIDNT, EVEN IF IT TOOK HIM DYING (??) TO REALIZE THAT
THE WHOLE SCENE WHERE FUKUCHI WAS TELLING FUKUZAWA TO KILL HIM LIKE AAAGGHHHH
AND THE WHOLE WANTING WORLD PEACE LIKE AAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAA
AND THEN HE GETS KILLED BY TERUKO??? AAA??
MY BABY SHE WAS CRYING I FELT SO BAD LIKE AAAAAHHH
"Dont look at him! Dont do this to him..." WHEN SHE WAS TALKING TO ATSUSHI AFTER LIKE FUCK
AND THEN FUKUZAWA YELLING LIKE WAAAAAAAAAA YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME BRO
ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU ASAGIRI-
AND THE WAY FUKUZAWA WAS HOLDING HIM PLEASE IM GONNA CRY
I don't usually cry for animes since I just suck with emotions, but this damned show made me pause before the ending to just sob for a good 5 minutes
And now with that out of the way,
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??? FYM 2 HOURS LATER??? HOW IS THE WORLD ON FIRE IN 2 HOURS??? HELLO?????
SWITCHING TO THE MANGA THE NEXT TIME I WANNA BSD CUZ ITS SLIGHTLY MORE PROGRESSED FROM MY UNDERSTANDINGS BUT AAAAAAA
FUKUCHI HAD ME SOBBING AND THEN HE COMES BACK AS LIKE A GOD THING??? I THINK????
IS FUKUCHI DEAD OR NOT????
I mean considering he's floating I have no idea what happens BUT STILL
AAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS SHOW SO MUCH IT MAKES ME GO YAY AND THEN NO AND THEN YAY AND THEN NO AND-
SHOUTOUT TO MY COUSIN BTW SHES BEEN SITTING THERE WATCHING ME POUR MY HEART OUT THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WATCHING THIS DAMN SHOW
I can't ramble to her about much since she's also watching it, BUT AAAAAAA
I LOVE BSD SO MUCH IM SOBBING
I HATE THIS I LOVR THEM SO MUCH I HATE BSD I HATE IT I HATE IT OH MY GOD (I love bsd its my comfort show :3)
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