#HBD Lexi!

[pmpmyread]

A/N: This fic is dedicated to the lovely @ayyy-pee, for your birthday!

Controlled Chaos

Pairing: Geto Suguru x Black fem!Reader Content tags: No curses AU, Girl Dad/Husband!Suguru, fluff, suggestiveness. Summary: In which it is your birthday and Suguru is on a mission. Or two. Or ten.

As you peeled off your silk eye mask and matching satin-lined sleep cap, bright sunlight pierced your blurry vision, a stark contrast to the usual mid-November morning dreariness.

While it took you a minute to make sense of this exceptional luminosity, you could immediately attribute the sudden warmth you felt to the body that had just shifted closer on the bed behind you, to the arm encircling your waist as it pulled you closer and to the hot breath that blew into your ear as it whispered:

“Sleep well?”

Your arm instinctively reached behind you in response, sliding up across his shoulder, your thumb lightly catching the earring that occupied his gauged ear on your way up to his nape as you pulled him closer while soothingly running your nails over the base of his neck.

“Only as little as you allowed me, Suguru.”

Your husband’s signature scoff preceded his retort. “That didn’t seem to be a problem last night. Besides, don’t you think I did a solid job putting you to sleep?”

“You mean after you left me exhausted and sore? Having no other choice, yes, I did eventually knock out.”

“Well, then you’ll accept the massage I have you booked for in an hour as my apology. For the soreness, that is. I’m not sorry for anything else.”

“Really. Tell me what kind of massage parlor is open at six in the-”

It was your own words that snapped you out of your disarmed haze as you reached over your nightstand, patting for your phone for longer than necessary, only to come up empty. You lifted your head to level with your bedside clock, which would have displayed the time had it not been flipped away from your view.

You flipped over, now decidedly alert, as you put two and two together. Your eyes met Suguru’s playful look, and you could immediately tell that he was reveling in your confusion. You noticed he was fully clothed and groomed. His glossy deep black locks were neatly pulled back into his trademark half-up bun, and he wore a deep grey sweatshirt and matching color sweatpants, pockets from which he produced your elusive phone, confirming with this gesture that you’d been the victim of yet another one of his sneaky plans.

“Suguru,” you started, your tone a cautious warning. “How long did you-”

“I let you sleep in because you both needed it and deserved it. Especially today of all days. And,” he raised his arms up in mock surrender, “I know what you said, but the girls and I really need you out of the house for about two hours. Don’t worry about the details. I’ve got everything under control today. So you will go to your eleven am massage and you will enjoy it. End of story.”

Your annoyance melted away as you put the remaining pieces of the puzzle together. Suguru had said his sentence with so much conviction, his narrowed eyes fixing yours in feigned authority, but you knew him well, well enough to sense him balancing over an invisible cliff as he awaited your reply.

“You know, it is my birthday. You can’t just order me around like this,” you said, a hint of playfulness emerging in your tone.

He took his opening as soon as he saw it, quick to flip you onto your back and to straddle your hips in one swift movement, quick to bring his face down to have his lips hovering just over yours, any hint of apprehension decidedly evaporated as his pupils shone in mischief as he spoke.

“You love it when I order you around,” he uttered his final words before he closed the distance between you.

It was too late for you, by the time you recognized the timbre into which his voice had slipped as the same low, husky, and commanding tone he’d adopted last night, and countless times prior, the one that still had your stomach clenching and your blood heating even in this moment, years since you’d first heard it, years since you’d first obeyed it.

You were far gone by the time his lips released yours and trailed down your chin to that one sensitive spot between your neck and exposed shoulder and bit down hard, eliciting a sharp gasp of his name from you.

“Daddy, Daddy! Is Mommy up yet?”

Confusion bled into chaos as you [lied] frozen, attempting to reorient yourself between your husband’s onslaught and the incessant knocking of your youngest daughter on your bedroom door.

“Mommy, wake up!” This time from your eldest, as the knocking intensified, followed by the distinctive sound of the handle being yanked.

“Alright Suguru, get off!” Your voiced panic came out as a harsh whisper as you attempted to push him off of you.

He pulled away from you but remained in position and firmly held both your hands on the mattress on either side of your head. He turned towards the door as the kids yanked the handle with increased force, but the door did not budge.

“Let us iiiin!” You heard your youngest chant in a sing-song tone.

Suguru turned back to lock his twinkling violet eyes with yours and his mouth twisting into that disarming smile of his. “See? Locked. Crisis averted,” he murmured. “Give us a miiiinute,” he called out immediately after, mimicking your daughter’s tone, without missing a beat, without so much as a minute shift of his expression.

He leaned down once more, placing a tender kiss over the area he’d sunk his teeth into just a minute ago, and whispered into your ear, his voice traveling straight to your core. “Though you should freshen up and hide those marks before I let them in here,” he stated plainly.

“You are a menace,” you said, almost too unconvincingly. “Get away from me,” you pushed him off, half-heartedly, and he let you do it this time, as he let out a chuckle.

“Don’t take too long, baby,” he called as you lifted yourself off the bed and headed towards your en suite bathroom, eager to regain some semblance of control over your flustered state. “Your massage is in less than an hour.”

“If I’m late to this appointment I didn’t know I had after sleeping in because of an alarm that was turned off in sabotage, I’ll know exactly who to blame,” you said as you entered the bathroom and quickly shut the door behind you, but not quick enough not to hear Suguru’s snickering.

“I swear he’s so annoying sometimes,” you thought to yourself, as you leaned against the door and took a deep breath to collect yourself from the roller-coaster of emotions you’d just gone through.

But as you heard the excitement in your children’s voices as their father opened the door asking for you, as you listened to the doting tone in which he’d successfully convinced them to patiently wait for you in the living room as you got ready, and as you tuned into the silly idle conversation the three of them had seamlessly slipped into, you remembered the gradual shift along the years whereby annoying became tolerable.

After a quick shower and an express version of your usual skincare routine, you were delighted to join a rather calm family. Almost too calm. When you crouched down and greeted both of your daughters with a hug, they returned it politely before re-assuming their positions on the sofa, bringing their attention back to the show they were watching.

Suguru came up behind you just as you rose back up, brushing one hand over your waist, handing you an energy bar with the other.

“Sorry you won’t have time for a full breakfast.”

“Yeah, yeah. You better make it up to me,” you said just as his phone buzzed. You took a bite from your bar and watched out of the corner of your eye as he frowned slightly at the notification, typing a hasty reply before shoving his phone into his pocket.

“I will,” he finally replied, his gaze returning, his vulpine smile returned, almost making you doubt it had ever wavered. “I’ll make it up to you at lunch.”

“Oh, I better be on my way, then.”

You scarfed the second half of your bar and began gathering your things. You grabbed your bag, and he handed you your keys; you slipped into your shoes as he positioned himself behind you, holding up your light jacket to help you wear it. You engaged in an effortless choreography that reflected your years of coexistence.

“Girls, I’ll see you later!” you called out.

“See you!” they called back in unison.

You walked out to your car, and he followed you out, waiting until you were seated before bending down to give you a light peck on the forehead.

“Enjoy your massage,” he said before pulling away.

“Thank you,” you replied, and he gently shut the door. You hesitated before pushing down the window. “Hey, you have nothing to make up for, by the way. You know I was joking. I really appreciate all this.”

“Yeah, you better,” he said with a playful wink, to which you responded by rolling your eyes.

You did genuinely mean it when you voiced your appreciation. But it wasn’t until you were lying on the massage table breathing the calming aroma of lavender oil as the masseuse targeted tension areas you didn’t even know you had that you finally basked in absolute gratitude.

Your two-hour session felt more like twenty minutes, and you couldn’t quite tell whether you’d fallen asleep and for how long. You were still in a blissful daze when you returned to your car and Suguru’s incoming call came through your speakers.

“How’d it go?” He asked as soon as you picked up.

“It was so delightful. I desperately needed that.”

“I know you di-” he cut off, and when you heard his voice again, it came out muffled. “Scissors? Sweetie, I don’t know. Ask your sister. I’m pretty sure she’s the one who last had them.”

As you imagined the chaotic scene unfolding at home, you couldn’t hold in your laugh.

“You sound busy over there. Do you need me out for longer? I’m more than happy to go get brunch or-”

“No. Don’t. Come straight home.” his reply came out tense.

“Alright, alright. God forbid a girl wants some pancakes on her birthday.”

“Sorry, I don’t mean to snap. It’s just… we need the car to run some last-minute errands. Birthday-related errands. You know how it is.”

“Aw poor Suguru, it’s way early in the day for the girls to drive you insane,” you said in mock pity.  

“They’re not the problem,” you heard him mutter under his breath, just low enough for you to discern.

“Anyway, promise made, promise kept. I have a nice something ready for you when you return,” he added, his voice finding its regular inflection.

“I’m speeding home!”

“Please do- Hey! No running with the scissors! Be safe…- That includes you, racer girl.”

“Vroom, vroom!”

You could feel the exasperation in the sigh released by Suguru before you hung up. Few things could destabilize the man who always seemed to have the upper hand. But you knew him well, and you knew how he could get when things started to spiral out of his tightly held control, and sometimes, you took pleasure in adding to the chaos, just to tease him. As you pulled into the road still giggling like a child, you realized that it was your turn to be annoying.

A large Happy Birthday banner, some colorful streamers, and two very excited daughters awaited you at home. You were genuinely impressed at the progress they’d made in the short time you were out. And you let them know as much, sharing their excitement as they each walked you around and showed you what they’d contributed.

When they finally let you breathe for a moment, you found Suguru in the kitchen area, putting the finishing touches on a spinach, tomato, and feta egg frittata.

“Girls, get ready, five minutes, just like we agreed,” he called out to the kids in a stern tone.

You snaked your arms around his waist and hugged him from behind.

“I am both tired and starving. This is perfect,” you said as you exhaled into his back.

“I thought we could swap breakfast in bed for lunch in bed.”

You watched curiously as he led you towards your bedroom with one hand, bringing your plated meal along in his other.

You spotted a small breakfast tray sitting on wooden legs on your side of the bed, a cup of orange juice, and a small bowl of fruit already placed atop it. On the other side of the bed, a plush, turquoise-colored bathrobe was laid out along with a matching colored set of slippers. Four candles were spread throughout the room, two on each nightstand and two on the dresser. You immediately recognized the woodsy notes of Sweater Weather, your favorite. The combination of candlelight and what was now an overcast sky outside made for a lighting ambiance that could rival that of a cozy spa. You were touched and a bit speechless.

“Suguru…”

He led you to the bed and carefully lifted the tray to allow you to settle in before placing it back over you, this time with the plate as well.

“I would have put on some music, but I know that you’ll be turning on that show as soon as I step out of here.”

“You know me so well! I’m almost behind a full season, so you best believe I’m catching up today!” You took a generous bite out of the frittata and closed your eyes as you savoured it. With the hectic manner in which your days were going, having time for yourself was perhaps the best gift you could ever ask for.

“Thanks for this,” you started as you opened your eyes to witness him glaring at his phone, so immersed that you thought that he didn’t hear you. “Hey, everything good?”

“All good,” he said in his best attempt to school himself back to neutrality. You fixed him, unconvinced by what was clearly a lie. “Nothing to worry about!” He added, a bit more convincingly this time. “I’ve prepped everything for a bath. You just need to run the water when you’re ready.”

He leaned into you and placed a quick, chaste kiss on your cheek before whispering, “I’ll buy you about three hours.”

He left the room, closing the door behind him and you heard him calling out for the children.

“Okay,” is all you could reply after he was already gone. You washed away any lingering thoughts about Suguru’s odd behavior down with a sip of orange juice. By the time you heard the front door close and the silence of the house settled in, you had made the mental migration towards the images on your bedroom television and on the storyline you’d desperately wanted to see conclude.

For the second time that day, you could relax.

You were still in the bathtub, not realizing that three hours had almost turned to four, when the familiar cacophonous sounds of what you could only imagine being two very energetic children traveled up to your ears and pulled you out of your reverie.

When you joined them downstairs, you found the girls donning their party hats, and they hurriedly rushed to help you wear your own.

“Daddy, come on, she’s here. It’s time to sing!” your youngest exclaimed.

Suguru brought the cake, red velvet, with a single large candle in the middle.

They all sang you happy birthday as you sat there, beaming.

Birthdays or any kind of family celebration could be overwhelming at times, especially after the children came. But moments like these made it all worth it, moments for which you wouldn’t trade anything in the world.

You loved the habit you and Suguru had slipped into during moments like these. You’d often exchange a knowing glance at something silly one of the kids would say, or a light chuckle at some of the more creative drawings your youngest would present to you, as you gracefully asked her to explain what exactly it was you were looking at. Today, however, on more occasions than you’d care to admit, your sidelong glance at your husband would not be met, entirely preoccupied by whatever he was tinkering with on his mobile.

At some point, while you were playing a round of charades, and just as he was about to act out his phrase, Suguru’s phone vibrated. He picked it up immediately without preamble, and you watched him disappear into the hallway, just barely catching the words he’d harshly uttered.

“No, that’s not the one. Like I said, it should say it clearly on the label,” you didn’t need to know who he was talking to or what he was talking about to recognize the hint of frustration simmering just beneath the surface of his tone.

“We need him to finish the round,” your eldest daughter said, matter-of-factly, a mannerism she’d undoubtedly picked up from her father.

“I think he might be busy for a while. Why don’t you girls help me clean up and we can get ready for bath time?”

You were grateful for your energetic daughters, who each took turns revealing every detail about what went into the preparation for your celebration. Without this distraction, you imagined you’d be racking your brain even more than you already were, wondering what was up with Suguru. Was it something work related? Was he hiding some bad news he didn’t want to break to you yet?

“Mommy?” You'd since slipped into autopilot as you helped your youngest get settled in the bath when her voice finally broke you out of your contemplation.

“Yes, baby?”

“Can you tell Daddy that we have butter and bacon?”

“Tell him we have butter and bacon?” you repeated, in an attempt to decipher whatever silliness she was on about this time.

“Yes, tell him I checked the fridge and we have butter and bacon and found them.”

“Butter and bacon…” you repeated, perplexed at what she could possibly be referring to, barring the actual butter sticks and slices of turkey bacon you kept in the fridge. “Alright, I’ll tell hi-”

You felt a waft of cold air as the bathroom door opened behind you.

“Daddy!” Your daughter exclaimed.

You rose from your crouching position and turned around, almost bumping into Suguru, who gently but firmly repositioned you behind him as he took your place near the edge of the bathtub.

“I’m sorry, that took so long,” he muttered. “I got it from here. Please, go relax.”

“I’ll relax once you tell me what’s going on, Suguru. You’ve been preoccupied all day. Talk to me.”

“Believe me when I say that it is nothing for you to worry about.”

“No matter how much you say that, I’m kinda worried now.”

Suguru turned to look at your daughter as though he’d just remembered that she was present and very much engrossed in your exchange. His eyes softened as he turned back to anchor yours.

“I left two glasses and that bottle of wine in our room. I’ll join you as soon as I’m done.”

“Alright, fine.” You begrudgingly relented, finding solace in the fact that he’d definitely have to come clean as soon as you two were alone.

About an hour later, Suguru found you in your room, absentmindedly skimming over words from a book whose story hadn’t fully registered in your haze. You lifted your eyes to observe a decidedly more relaxed version of your husband.

“They’re finally tucked in.” His words were as light as his newfound demeanour.

“Hmm. Was it really that bad?”

“The stress of handling the kids solo all day added to whatever you’ve got going on in that damn phone?”

Suguru scoffed as he slowly made his way towards you. you baseline

“I take great offence in your insinuation that I can’t handle the girls alone. They love Daddy time, by the way.”

“Okay, so not the kids, then. The other thing.”

He stopped in front of you and gently removed the wine glass from your hand before bringing it up to his mouth and downing the rest in one shot. But you knew Suguru. All too well. You knew that beneath this mock domineering move was a desire to buy some time; that beneath the gesture of bringing your glass to his mouth was a method to conceal the uncontrolled micro expression from his face, the one that revealed that you’d successfully trapped him with his own words.

“Close your eyes,” he commanded.

“You’ve gotta tell me what’s going on Sugu-”

“I am. I’m doing it right now, trust me. Now, close your eyes.”

You felt the unmistakable silky texture of the tie that doubled as your go-to blindfold, the one that had served as the catalyst for last night’s passionate events as it had countless times before. You could feel his even breath behind you as it slid over your eyes and he fastened it behind your head.

“Suguru! Now is not the time for-”

“One last surprise. For you, this will arguably be better than whatever it is you’re imagining.”

He guided you to stand and slip back into your slippers and walked you out of the room. You giggled as he spun you a few times before he guided you to your destination. His attempt to disorient you was in vain because you weren’t fooled; you knew by the way your slippers slid over the linoleum that you were in the dining room.

Then his phone vibrated, bringing you back to the explanation he still owed you.

You opened your mouth to protest, but his warm voice into your left ear damn near made you forget what you were about to say.

“I promise you, this is the final time you’ll hear my phone ringing tonight. Wait here. I need to get something from the car.”

You heard him step backward, and you mentally mapped out where you were in the room. Wherever he was going, it wasn’t to the car, and you knew it. He was probably going to tell you, but you didn’t want to wait anymore. You carefully slid backward, using your hands to orient yourself to the nearest window. You twisted the latch and sure enough, you heard not one but two voices. You couldn’t quite make out what they were saying over the low roar of a car engine which you assumed belonged to your visitor, but you could distinguish Suguru’s low voice from the other boisterous one that could only belong to one person on this planet.

So maybe it is a work thing, you thought to yourself, as you shut the window and shuffled your way back to your best guess at your original spot.

You heard the front door reopen and felt Suguru’s presence behind you a second later. He set down whatever it is he’d retrieved from his not-so-secret guest, before you felt his fingers slide underneath the blindfold and pull it off your eyes.

It took you a few seconds for your eyes to get accustomed to the relatively bright dining room lighting.

Your mouth tugged into a genuine smile as you took in the sprawl laid out on the table.

A large plate in the middle of two smaller ones, its contents covered in aluminum foil. But the aroma you could now associate with a visual was unmistakable.

Buttermilk pancakes.

“Hmm. You were right,” you said as you turned around to face him. “This is better than the other thing.”

“Lunch in bed, breakfast for dinner. It’s all out of order, but I’d like to think that this chaotic day was mostly in control.” he said as he pulled your chair out for you.

“Control. Really?” you said as you took your seat. “Since you didn’t invite him in, did you at least thank him?”

“Thank who?”

“Whoever delivered this butter and bacon syrup?”

“How much more can I thank the delivery app guy?” he said elusively before a spark of confusion hit him as he acknowledged the second half of your sentence. “Also, butter and bacon? Wait… that’s not what it says on the label, right?”

You couldn’t contain your laughter at his confusion and at the fact that, for the first time today, he was the one who was completely baffled. And all he could do was sit there and watch with a nervous smile and a look that screamed wtf is happening?

“You’ve really relegated your best friend to ‘delivery app guy’. I wonder how he’ll react when I tell him.”

“Ugh. So you did hear him.”

“How could I not? It’s Gojo Satoru we’re talking about.”

And then it was like the dam broke. With the cat out of the bag, Suguru finally slipped off his mask and launched into a monologue.

“I looked for that syrup all over the place. Did you know that even if you specify, in capitalized letters, mind you, the flavor you want, that some of these delivery app shoppers will simply ignore the instructions and bring you whatever? I must have gone or attempted to order from every single grocery store in this city.”

You held up the syrup bottle, its label spelled ‘butter and pecan’, your favorite.

“Our poor daughter thinks you’ve been obsessed with butter and bacon all day.”

“Butter and bacon… So that’s where that comes from?” He exclaimed.

“I asked Satoru for help and I’ll never make that mistake again. He made me play his twisted version of twenty-one one questions before deciding to tell me just an hour ago that he had the equivalent of the country’s inventory of this flavor stashed in his pantry.”

“I know he has a sweet tooth, but that is insane!”

“He is insane. No syrup is that good.”

“Oh, he trolled you good, huh?”

Suguru gave you a side-eye as he stacked your plate with a few pancakes.

“Hey, I’m on your side,” you said as you raised your hands up in mock surrender. “But I have to laugh a little bit, right? A bottle of syrup had you stressed like this all day? Here I thought the world was ending. Off some syrup?”

“I don’t want to hear the words butter and pecan for a while,” he sighed.

“Well. I appreciate the effort you put into it,” you started as you poured the syrup over your serving. “It’s very sweet of you.”

He fixed you in mock suspicion, ready for what he knew you’d inevitably throw at him next.

“Sweet like this syrup,” you said as you doubled over with laughter, releasing the tension from the evening as you enjoyed the smile that Suguru could not contain.

“I’m letting you have this one today. Happy birthday, my angel.”

A/N: To the lovely Lexi, I wish you a very happy birthday and a fantastic year ahead! When I first started reading SiL on AO3 over a year ago, I’d never imagined ever connecting with its author the way we did here on Tumblr, let alone as a fellow fanfic writer! I’m so grateful that our shared appreciation for Nanami brought us together; you epitomize positivity and kindness, and it is always such a pleasure chatting JJK with you. Never change. Thank you for being you! 💜 (And I hope I did your mans justice lmaoo)

[alexlacquemanne]

Happy Birthday Alexa ♥️

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

just halloween things (mom come pick me up i’m scared)

((also happy birthday lexi!! why your husband look like that))

[drayincolors]

Happy birthday Geonn, I hope you're well :)!

OMG THANK YOU 🐻🩷 I thought no one here would find out lol

[okaysign]

every month of 2023! tagged by bex @baekhyunnybyun i had so much fun looking back thank u for tagging me <3

rules: link your favorite and/or most popular post from each month this year <3 (it’s totally fine to skip months!) and tag some CCs you love!

JANUARY january was sf9 puzzle month so most popular post was DAWON 230109 & for favorite post.. there are too many from that month that i like FEBRUARY most popular Lexie Liu dance dance, 2023 & favorite SEHYOON ‘도깨비’ Favorite Boys (2020) Directors cut MARCH most popular A.C.E ‘도깨비’ Favorite Boys (2020) Directors cut & favorite Salt Rain, 2022 sogumm *special mention huru’s fanmeeting 🐈 <333* APRIL only two this month most popular TAEYANG ⎻ MONTHLY INSEONG & favorite was the other set MAY most popular this sehyoon set 😮‍💨 & favorite Now or Never (2018) SF9 JUNE most popular donghun <3 & i want to say its also my favorite but there was also this sehyoon JULY most popular Shygirl Firefly, 2022 & i think this might be my favorite of the year and out of all the sets ive ever made ALIEN (2020) LEE SUHYUN AUGUST most popular Love Lee AKMU & favorite Haze (2023) LUCY SEPTEMBER most popular rowoon <3 & favorite 200630 ‘Stand by you’ ⎻ SEHYOON OCTOBER most popular Savage (2019) A.C.E & i have too many favorites from this month NOVEMBER most popular BYEONGKWAN ‘Effortless’ (2023) & favorite 🫶🏽 DECEMBER most popular HWIYOUNG ‘HBD’ & favorite Boogie Man LUCY

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[twinkledraws]

Masterlist

The Royal Romance

Hippo: Baby Maxwell Beaumont with mother

It all ends well: Max and OC

Christmas : Liam x MC

My love : HBD Art For baylee, Liam x MC

Leo

Drake 

HBD Robin: Asian Liam x MC

Lexie : for @axwalker Drake and MC

Solace: Drake with his grown up daughter

HBD Anitah : Drake frenemies with MC

HBD Beeps : Olivia Nevrakis

Drake's birthday bash: Liam and Drake

Open Heart

Jackie and M!MC

Ride or Die

Logan

Colt kaneko : Leap of faith

MC Ellie Wheeler : Trouble maker

Mona

Ximena : Do you wanna hug?

Mercy west Park Crew

Desire and decorum

Ernest Sinclaire

Crimes of Passion

Trystan Thorne

Bloodbound

Kamilah Sayeed and MC : The Feather Touch

Non Choices

Gong yoo and Robin

[blackangelism]

the monkeys

Hi, I'm Moonlight and today, I present to my favourite group of silly middle-aged british men whom I'm obsessed with. I give you the characteristics of the boys which I focus on the most and the names I refer to our arti monkees as; consider this a dictionary <3

I. YELLAM’O DRAWDE SALOHCIN

nicholas edward o'malley

july 5, 1985 (happy birthday n)

oldest of the group, bass and vocals

dvd (deep voice daddy)

“i think that's more a mental health issue than a superstition”

quiet but when he talks, it's 99% proven to be sexual

lives in the basement

background character

goddess amongst man

🐧

eyes eyes eyes

curls curls curls

don't bother him he's just chilling and being a goddess

nicky, NEO (initials), yellamo,

II. EX PORNSTAR

james robert cook

july 8, 1985 (hbd in advance 🍪)

second oldest, rhythm guitar and ex-vocals

legend

unhinged

“jameh don't be a cracko”

will destroy you

chaotic evil

🍪

underrated

red™

screws up on the guitar aLOT

jameh, cookie (-dough/cutter)

III. SIMP

alexander david turner

january 6, 1986 (happy belated birthday m'luv)

second youngest, guitar, songwriter and vocals (also frontman)

becomes a different person every album

shy bbg acting like a bad boy

“you could say they're selling like ghost cookies”

dry

accent 101

dependency issues

sex god

just a sweetheart

fuckable

subby lemur boy

big words

huge nose

pathetic boy charm and autistic tendencies

alix, al, ally, lexi

IV. AGILE BEAST

matthew j. helders iii

may 7, 1986 (happy belated birthday)

youngest, drums and vocals

god

bullied

“I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL”

alex’s babysitter

vlogger

only human who knows technology

precious

▶️

does not age

girl dad

matthew, mattel, god helders

[weelittleweasley]

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tagging some mutuals!!: @lumos-barnes @weasleylangs @spacexcowgirl @butterflybuchanan @natasharomanovf @natasha-romancff @angelxnaa @angeloniaa​ @vogueweasley​ @rcwenaclaw​ @gryffindors-weasley​ @wizardwh33zes​ @harrysweasleys​ @prongsy​ @reguluscore​ @writingsomewrongs​ @anywherebuthere​ @hufflepuffhaze​ @sunrisefairy​ @onlyfreds​ @barneswidow​ @theweasleysredhair​ @izzytheninja​ @cherrybarzy​​ @slytherinsunrise

[lovelostfashionfound]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEXI BOILING! 🎉🎈

[alexlacquemanne]

Happy Birthday Alexa ♥️

[meadow-dusk]

Challenge: Tag a couple of your mutuals on this ask and give them a compliment. Go ahead, brighten their day. 🌟

this is such a cute ask, thanks anon!! I'm gonna do ten and try my best here.

(the number of things I wrote about you is just a function of how well I know you but I am so grateful for each of you!! 💕)

@ratherbewithmydog

SISTER ^ that's always to the tune of "Sisters" from White Christmas in my head, obviously (or maybe it's Gabriella and Taylor comparing their nail beds in HSM...🤔)

getting married this month!! everyone say congratulations!!!! 🎉

awesome supporter. texts me encouragement in the middle of long runs

joined Buffalo Springfield Friday wholeheartedly after I introduced them to her on a beach day ("Stills sun, Richie rising")

most varied music taste of anyone I know and good taste in TV shows too, esp smart comedies

#1 confidante forever and ever amen

@chrysochromulina

the first person ever to dm me here (it was about my tags on her amazing gifs of Crosby & Nash singing Long Time Gone)

I still remember being really excited someone reached out directly to me. thank you for that 😊

absolute sweetheart and she has proven it through and through

super smart scientist out there making a difference in the way we treat the environment

top 0.005% of David Crosby listeners (Spotify wrapped 2021)

@kingon33

I have to talk to her everyday or something isn't right

called me out for saying "pizza is just a canvas" on which many potential variations can exist.

don't say that to an Italian ^

literally inspired me to share my thoughts on music using tumblr because of how she does so openly and skillfully!

fierce advocate for underappreciated artists. especially the ones she loves most.

country music expert with a beautiful voice

@freshwatercatfishjpegimage

incredibly kind thoughtful and supportive no. matter. what.

seriously such a good friend.

I can go to him at any hour of the day/night with an obscure Neil-related comment and he will understand me completely, and vice versa honestly

extensive knowledge of animal facts

extensive knowledge of the Buffalo Springfield

extensive repertoire of memes that always suit the conversation

keeps me in the loop on Gen Z language (I had no idea what "pog" was, dude.)

@itbe1964

so open and loving!!

tells it like it is

hard-working. back at it getting a degree now

honestly THE Stills girl™️. She just is. We should double-date sometime 😂

or at least those CSNY ice cream pajama parties she's always talking about...

I'm forever mad at Tumblr for not letting me talk to her normally. I will be so thrilled if it gets fixed.

@vintagesoul1975

amazingly hilarious

unapologetically awesome

classy and respectful

I always love when she tags me on things !!

Bee Gees superfan in my mind. You're who I think of when they come on now

@satyraspenser

purest love for David Crosby I have ever seen!

really knows her stuff.

look. there can be multiple David girls. It's what he would want.

sweetest commentary and tags

your story about Farm Aid like literally made me cry one day

@moptopper

fellow Laurel Canyonite at heart

really supportive and sweet. always willing to listen. I felt comfortable sharing with her almost right away

also a David girl. You guys go hard, you know that?

very smart and very well-spoken

@fancycolours

as of today, the birthday girl!! HBD Lexie 🥳

I can't hear Chicago anymore and not think of her!! she's the queen

ps okay I heard "Lost in the Woods" from Frozen II and it sounds like a Chicago homage to me. Do you agree???

so giving and kind!

always sends asks (and occasionally images of Neil 👀) my way

@suitejudyblueeyes

insanely creative.

like, inspirationally so. her gifsets and photosets made me want to step it up

so much love for her faves

uses the cutest tags! sometimes I'm just like yeah, you know what you're right, they ARE "soft" 🥺

I heard two Steve Winwood songs in a row today and thought of you immediately.

hope all you guys have an awesome day/night/weekend thanks for being in my life

[twinkleallnight]

The Royal Romance

Leo

Drake Walker

Asian Liam x MC (HBD Robin)

Drake and MC (LEXIE) for @axwalker

Drake with his daughter for Speedy

Charlotte and Drake for Anitah @ao719

Olivia Nevrakis for Beeps

Best friends for Drake's birthday bash

My love Liam x MC, a birthday gift for @bayleedrawsx

Christmas with Liam a secret santa for flowernewsqueen on insta

It all ends well Maxwell and Amanda for @alj4890

Hippo Baby Maxwell in Annabelle Beaumont's arms for Maxwell appreciation week

Open Heart

Jackie verma and Jake M!MC

Fun in changing rooms or a special moment together.

Spoil sport

a fun moment in life of Ethan and MC

Ride or die

Logan

Colt Kaneko

MC Ellie Wheeler

Mona

Ximena

Mercy Park Crew

Desire and decorum

Ernest Sinclaire

Crimes of Passion

Trystan Thorne #secret admirer submission on Valentine's day for @lilyoffandoms

Bloodbound

The Feather Touch Kamilah Sayeed x MC for @play.choicesgame

Non-Choices

Robin and Gong yoo

Back to masterlist

[megumei]

@babymattsun

happy birthday to lexy bae ☹️‼️ i literally love her sm and i remember fangirling when she followed me bc her themes are always so pretty and she deserves the whole entire world UGH I FEEL SO SAPPY RN BUT IDC OKAY ?!?!?!?! ☹️☹️‼️‼️ HBD LEXY MY LOVE <3333 we definitely need to talk more pls i’m so happy i met u and i’m so happy that we’re besties ugh 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️

[reylovids]

Canon Compliant

Barbara Baiocchi Click Here to Watch Full Playlist

The Last Jedi [ Fanvid ] Reylo - Boom Dafunk; Song: Gravity Main Theme - Steven Price 

Almost love _ Reylo _ - Boom Dafunk; Song: Skin - Rag’n’Bone Man

I Couldn't Get Away | Rey/Kylo Ren - Kylo Ren; Song: I Ran (So Far Away) - Hidden Citizens You Can Run || Kylo Ren ♡ Rey - H Gamesca; Song: You Can Run - Adam Jones

Kylo Ren & Rey | Counting Paths - dealingdreams; Song: Counting Paths - Matthew and the Atlas

Kylo Ren X Rey We Don't Talk Anymore - Chewy Edits x; Song: We Don’t Talk Anymore - Samantha Harvey & Harvey Cover I Found || Kylo Ren ♡ Rey - H Gamesca; Song: I Found - Amber Run

Start A War || Kylo Ren ♡ Rey - H Gamesca; Song: Start A War (feat. Valerie Broussard) - Klergy

» kylo x rey (reylo) | physical - obiwanisbae; Song: I couldn’t find out :(

Kylo & Rey - Separate - Runnan HRC; Song: Separate - PVRIS ►Rey&Kylo Ren-{evil prevails} - bymin@; Song: Evil Prevails - Cristobal Tapia de Veer

Kylo Ren X Rey ~ Follow you - Molly Axa; Song: Follow You - Bring Me The Horizon kylo ren and rey blank space - beautiful lie; Song: Blank Space - It’s a cover I can’t find, I’m so sorry :(

Kylo & Rey- Over You - thatsmorelikeittt; Song: Over You (feat. A Great Big World) - Ingrid Michaelson

kylo x rey [can’t escape the gravity] + tlj - IUhime; Song: Heavy - Linkin Park 

Kylo x Rey • Electric Feel - Fandom Videos; Song: Electric Feel - MGMT

starts with one • kylo ren + rey - Lavellancy; Song: Starts With One - Shiny Toy Guns kylo & rey | she is mine - wendyz; Song: Chocolate x Colors - The 1975 x Halsey

Kylo Ren x Rey (Reylo) ⁓ Thief (TLJ) - Ahsoka Tano; Song: Theif - Ansel Elgort

~Beauty and the Beast~ Kylo Ren / Rey - Br Ec; Song: Beauty and the Beast Theme Minor Key Version 

somewhere else; kylo ren and rey [+TLJ] - peyton neust; Song: Anchor - Novo Amor

rey & kylo | time (+ the last jedi footage) - darknessandlight 97; Song: Time - Hans Zimmer

Rey x Kylo Ren || Enjoy the Silence {TLJ} - Anaelis; Song: Enjoy The Silence - Joseph William Morgan rey x kylo | two halves of the dark and the light (+TLJ) - just22; Song: Interstellar Main Theme - Hans Zimmer

rey & kylo ren | gangsta (+TLJ) - reyviving; Song: Gangsta - Kehlani 

Kylo & Rey || Fire Emblem Fates [Reylo] - rainy rose; Song: I’m not entirely sure, to be honest. Kylo Ren & Rey | I need someone. - Barbara Baiocchi; Song: Kill Me - XXXTENTACION Rey & Kylo Ren || Together - MerlinHelpUs; Song: Together - The xx

kylo and rey || what about us. -  NiiightAnGeeel; Song: Position Music - To Be Awoken kylo ren/rey | the dark and the light - noxiezora Kylo & Rey | in my head - Lily Ren; Song: In My Head - Peter Manos Kylo & Rey ❃ The Other Side [The Last Jedi] - TheDeathlyNight; Song: The Other Side - Ruelle ● Kylo & Rey II Hurricane {The Last Jedi} - picasso30dali; Song: Hurricane - Fleurie » kylo ren and rey | burn it down - RobertaJully; Song: Burn It Down - Billy Lockett Kylo & Rey | crossfire - Lily Ren; Song: Crossfire - Stephen 

rey & kylo ren | stone (+TLJ) - reyviving; Song: Stone - Jaymes Young 

Kylo and Rey - You’re on my mind - NayukiMV; Song: Everything - SMNM

ELASTIC HEART- REYLO - The Reylo Trash; Song: Elastic Heart (Dubstep Remix) - Sia

Kylo Ren & Rey | Monster You Made Me - 25Tachigami; Song: Monster - Starset Dark Obsession - Reylo | Kylo Ren x Rey - gwendy85; Song: Every Breath You Take - Chase Holfelder

Reylo [ Kylo Ren + Rey ] - Unrequited - gwendy85; Song: I Want You To Want Me - Chase Holfelder

kylo ren & rey | can you hold me? - kylosrey; Song: Can You Hold Me - NF

No Angels - Kylo Ren & Rey - Dakateah; Song: No Angels, Bastille ft. Eyre

The Last Jedi

«i see how this is gonna go» | kylo ren + rey  - xChaseTheWind; Song: Ready For It - Taylor Swift

Rey & Kylo Ren II Mirrors (+TLJ) - Elysian; Song: Mirrors - Boyce Avenue ft. Fifth Harmony

Kylo Ren and Rey | Scary Love - Rain Miroux - Song: Scary Love - The Neighbourhood

please don't go this way. 「ben + rey」 - gracieon. - Song: ?

Kylo Ren & Rey | Atlantis - Moreth Dale -  Song: Atlantis - Seafret

Reylo // HIM & I  - PrettyLittleOne - Song: Him and I - Halsey

Rey + Kylo Ren/Ben Solo | Impossible (Spoilers) - Anna Manuel - Song: Impossible - James Arthur

kylo + rey | rewrite the stars [+sd tlj] - sanmaximoff edits - Song: Rewrite The Stars - Zac Efron & Zendaya

rey & ben + (anakin/padme + han/leia) {rewrite the stars} - galaxyedits  - Song: Rewrite The Stars - Zac Efron & Zendaya

» kylo ren and rey | rewrite the stars (reylo parallels) - RobertaJully ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ-  Song: Rewrite The Stars - Zac Efron & Zendaya

Rey & Kylo Ren || Their Story [TFA+TLJ]  - sakuramilk - Song: A Thousand Years - Christina Perri

» kylo ren and rey | their story ( reylo )  - RobertaJully ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Song: "Suns and Stars" - Really Slow Motion

» kylo ren and rey | dusk till dawn (reylo tlj spoilers) - RobertaJully ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ - Song: DUSK TILL DAWN - ZAYN ft. Sia

» kylo ren and rey | i can't save us (reylo tlj spoilers)  - RobertaJully ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ -  Song: Atlantis - Seafret

» Kylo & Rey || explosions - EndlessDayDreamz  - Song: Explosions - Ellie Goulding

kylo & rey | say something - wendyz  - Song: Say Something - Alex and Sierra

Rey x Kylo Ren || Shelter {TLJ spoilers!} -  Anaelis  - Song: Shelter - Machineheart

rey + kylo ren (reylo) | daddy issues [+TLJ]  - miss alison  - Song: Daddy Issues - The Neighbourhood

►kylo ren & rey || only fools fall (+TLJ)  - flygurl2Zim - Song: FOOLS - Troye Sivan

You leave me wanting more | Rey & Ben Solo [TLJ Spoilers] - Barbara Baiocchi - Song: ?

|||REY & KYLO REN||| ►InTheNameOfLove► (reylo tlj spoilers)► - TheKira AMV - Song: In The Name Of Love - Martin Garrix & Bebe Rexha

kylo ren & rey | you're not alone. - crazydreams. - Song: ?

kylo ren & rey 【 can you hold me 】- inspired-destiny  - Song: Can You Hold Me - NF

Kylo Ren & Rey | Mr. Sandman (HBD Ana!) - ArizVids - Song: Mr. Sandman - SYML

kylo ren + rey (reylo) | ''you're not alone'' [+TLJ]  - miss alison -  Song: Senses - Prismo (William Black Remix)

Kylo Ren & Rey || Light 'em up [spoilers]  - AkatraProduction  - Song: My songs know what you did in the dark - Fall Out Boy

kylo ren and rey | the night we met - kylosrey - Song: The Night We Met - Lord Huron

Kylo Ren (Ben Solo) + Rey || Hurts like hell [SPOILERS]  - Natalie Rushman  - Song: Hurts Like Hell - Fleurie

you have compassion for her. - Alexa Lexie - Song: Creases - Mearl

[ this is where we're supposed to be // reylo ]  - tatraas  - Song: Fortress - Bear's Den

rey + kylo ren/ben solo | powerful (+TLJ) - reyviving - Song: Powerful - Major Lazer

♦ Rey & Kylo | in the light you follow me - Jane Tudor - Song: Ghost In The Machine - Our Last Night

» kylo ren and rey | never enough (reylo)  - RobertaJully ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Song: Never Enough - Loren Allred

Ben(Kylo) & Rey I Bruises - reyskylox

Reylo ~ Far Away - Herondales Angel - Song: Far Away - Nickelback

Kylo & Rey | Beautiful Crime - AussyAngelx

save me. 「rey & ben / kylo」- gracieon.

Kylo Ren + Rey | RIGHT HERE (TLJ) - Barbara Baiocchi

Kylo & Rey ❃ Wolves {The Last Jedi} - TheDeathlyNight

rey + kylo ren/ben solo | fall into your arms (+HD TLJ) - reyviving

Rey + Kylo |Together we can rule the galaxy - Eleineg

Kylo Ren + Rey | I'll wrap you in my arms (HD quality) - bellavampire

Rey + Kylo Ren | now or never - buzzcutfray

kylo x rey ✘ nitesky - pixel zoe

Kylo Ren & Rey II The Sun {The Last Jedi} - picasso30dali

you'll never be alone ✘ kylo x rey [ hd ] - drina di - Song: Ready For It - Taylor Swift

» kylo ren + rey | faded - ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤRobertaJully

Reylo-Savin Me - PrincessCupcakes

Rey & Ben Solo | So Lonely - XIAN QUEEN

kylo ren/rey | you're not alone - noxiezora

Reylo l ...Ready for it? (tlj spoilers) //requested// -  Rey Kenobi -Song: Ready For It - Taylor Swift

Rey and Kylo Ren I Bring Us A Dream [TLJ] - reyskylox

» kylo ren + rey | crying in the rain - RobertaJully

Kylo & Rey || Walk through the fire [HBD Cristina] - Felicity Queen

kylo ren and rey | if you fall, I will catch you... (spoilers) - bellavampire

kylo ren and rey | I don't want to fall in love... (tlj spoilers) - bellavampire

 Kylo and Rey || World on Fire (TLJ / S P O I L E R S) - Miss Craziness

kylo ren and rey | bloodstream [+TLJ] - whispermoon

rey + kylo/ben | fire to the rain | - JanuaryDreamr

ben & rey || YOU. - Alexa Lexie

[sweetrevengeance]

hdb lexi ur gross

hey a(sshole)ngel 

so uh happy birthday @laurenjauregay

I procrastinated making this (I promise I wasn’t reading part 2 of uhv dw) so now it’s 2am and i’m listening to hesitant alien and crying so this is deadass just gonna be a senseless stream of consciousness but honestly?? welcome to our friendship that’s what it is. also i almost put “(the black parade)” after “welcome to” in that last sentence so ur welcome for not doing that and then wasting time by saying it now

so ur old. like officially. u can buy cigarettes and vote for kanye and POST NUDES now!! (don’t do any of those things please) ((except maybe do the kanye one)). 18 is like !! a big year or smth wow ok 

so much happened in the past year?? I was looking @ my birthday post for u from 2016 and it was exclusively 5sos content so that says plenty about how you and our friendship has changed since last year lmao. but yeah it’s been A Fucking Year and a lot of it was shitty so shout out to you for making sure I didn’t literally kill myself lol thnks. but a lot of it was pretty hype too?? you graduated from high school dude, that’s like. crazy. look at you go. it was my turn to go to foreign countries this time instead of u and u know what we did the whole time??? sustained the I’m sleep / Bye loser system. when will any other best friends EVER,,,,, y r we so truly iconic 

BRO WE’RE SEEING HARRY IN LIKE 2 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!! and fucking Dunkirk comes out today (on your damn BIRTHDAY harry would) we’re going to see that later like!!!! hbd harry’s drowning lmao,, anyways yeah fuck harry concert!! we’re doing that!! I remember in the very very early days when we would sit on my porch and listen to WMYB and discuss the best piece of literature on the planet, fuckin Trapped. could u imagine telling tiny 2012 lexi and heather that one day we wouldn’t just be talking about a harry styles fanfic on randall, we’d be seeing a harry styles solo concert with 3500 seats?? we’d be SO MAD about 1D breaking up lmao but the point is look how far we’ve come!! that’s pretty neat I think. this is too long so I’m gonna get to the “pictures of things u love” section of the post now ok::::: 

a pure boy!!! 

the legend himself 

ddddaddy

boy fucking friends,,,,,,, 

ur super cool tattoo idea that i actually love even tho i have to give you shit for everything all the time so it doesn’t seem like i do but i do!!! ft i hope i got the phase right the website i used confused me lol but remember wwa wow 

the man who single handedly created and destroyed love...... wow 

the greatest show ever created and the greatest 10 hours of all time... also bethan is endgame pass it the fuck on (also remember the i love philkas snap that was funny im funny appreciate me) 

the fact that i went onto my own cousin’s facebook and saved his profile picture to my computer makes me regret being friends with you so much but i feel like chad deserves to be on the list 

them!!!! wow. this

harry again bc u love him a HECK lot 

and obviously the thing you love most: me and my friendship and all the interesting things i have to say that you care about all the time!! 

....ok yes i did mean that. this is my (clearly hilarious) way of saying thank u for putting up with my emo bullshit for another year. m3ans a l0t

happy 18th loser 

thanks for being a friend

[weelittleweasley]

congrats on 6k bby!!!!! im so glad you’re doing 💖 cym bc only you could do this one justice, cym as photos of paris hilton

thank you, bb mere ily and SLAY I LOVE THIS

you as

@rcwenaclaw as

@gryffindors-weasley as

@butterflybuchanan (and billie) as

@lumos-barnes as

@natasha-romancff as

join my sleepover