#HAYATE WAS JUST A GAY PIECE OF SHIT THE ENTIRE FIRST BIT OF THE SESSION

[othersideofthebladecampaign]

Session 39B: Oh No.

Hayate wasn’t unfamiliar with waking up to strangers sharing the bed with him. Usually it wasn’t a concern, but this time... He didn’t remember going home with anyone, or inviting anyone back? He didn’t think he had anything to drink, he could have sworn that after the courting duel with Terrance and the group dinner and time at the beach he’d just gone to bed with him...

He’d shifted to get out of the bed, try and take a better look at the situation, and he saw the other’s wing reach for him with a small “Nooo, come bacck...” Wings? He didn’t remember anyone with wings? Well, he wasn’t half bad looking, he could see why he would have gone for him...But he squinted for a few moments, rubbing his face and trying to wake up more...

Wait- Waitwaitwait- The scales, teeth, horns, even extra eyes, those threw him off but- That was his man. That was Terrance- Was he still dreaming or was that real? It was him, it had to be- Ok, ok, calm down, take a closer look.

He slipped back into the bed, moving closer to look him over better, managing not to wake him up, though he was offering a hug which he cuddled into- Oh wait. Wait- He was- Wait, he was getting held this time- He was nearly as big as he was now, how did...

A touch on his tail made his face warm, realizing it was another tail resting on his. Oh. Oh. Oh. Raijin Above- Calm down you dumbass- Okay, that was hard to do with Terrance cuddling into him more, and a small flustered purr started in his chest without his consent. Stupid fruity gay ass- This was Terrance, why was he freaking out, he thought he’d gotten over the gay panic by now!

Raijin help him, this was almost as bad as when he got thrown down in the cave- Okay, okay, you big rainbow bolt of lightning, breathe, it’s still him, it might be his magic just did something in the night... Still, the new size did make the cuddles nicer... Just- Stop freaking out over how goddamn pretty he looked now with the scales and horns and- Raijin Above, Michiko would lose it if she saw him now getting this flustered...

He managed to wrangle himself enough to relax a little, still looking at Terrance with a mixture of genuine admiring and ‘holy shit im so fucking gay for my man holy shit’. Feeling Terrance stir he stayed quiet, tracking him slowly start to sit up with wide eyes, not noticing how large his pupils had gotten, the flush on his face darkening farther feeling Terrance’s hand on his cheek and hearing him give a sleepy “Mornin’, partner”

Oh, he had to say... Something back- Come on, think- “Uuhhhh, huh, uh-huh, uhhhhhh... Yessss...” Yes. Great. Good one- What the hell was that!?

“Yyyou good?” Terrance seemed concerned by that response. Curse this gay ass rainbow brain of his!

“Yes! I- I’m...” Breathe. “I’m verryyyyy good.” His face had to be dark blue now with the way it was burning. There was no way he was able to make this believable... It seemed to make Terrance smile and tap the side of his face before getting out of bed, and Hayate had to smother down a small whine at the loss of contact, just still staring at him.

STUPID. GAY. PIECE. OF. FRUIT.

And then- Oh- Oh no- Raijin’s Storms and Lightning, give him strength- Because Terrance yawned, and his head practically split open with how wide his mouth opened, revealing so, so, so many sharp teeth, and paired with a small stretch of his wings, Hayate nearly melted into the bed.

Seeing that gave him one idea, and then another, and then another and it kept going until finally. He needed everyone but him and Terrance out of the room right now.