#HAVE FUN WITH THIS

[spaltedrat]

mornings

[flamingpudding]

A lot can happen in 1 minute

And the worst part was Bruce had not been able to do anything to stop the chaos as all of this started right in the middle of a Gala, his children and him attended.

Bruce could do nothing but watch with growing internal horror as he stared at what was happening before him, champagne glass still in hand.

It all started with a fanatic suddenly getting the entire galas attention. Screaming something about Bruce Wayne will fall for them as they slammed some sort of magic duck thingy on the ground.

A second later, John Constantine, off all people, appeared yelling about finally finding the lad that stole a highly dangerous artifact while green smoke rose towards the ceiling of the hall.

By now some guest have started screaming and started to evacuate while other appeared curious thinking this was some sort of show. And shamefully Bruce had to admit that he lost sight of his children during this.

Though not even 10 seconds after Constantines entrance Bruce spied one of his children, Nightwing, crashing into the hall in gear and tackling the fanatic that was now yelling something at the smoke about fulfilling their end of the deal and granting their wish of tying Bruce Wayne to them.

5 seconds later he noticed Constantine was chanting something and the gathering smoke below the ceiling now started to glow.

At this point Bruce really wanted to dip out and join the scene as Batman but was rooted in place by a buisness partner clinging to him and trying to pull him to safety.

Another 3 seconds passed, and the smoke glowed brightly in Lazarus green. Worried Bruce tried to at least find one of his other children aside from the one that was still wrestling with the fanatic and was internally horrified to make eye contact with a wide eyed Jason and his glowing green eyes.

In the following 7 seconds he had tried to get to his son, but before he could even manage to get rid of the buisness partner still holding on to him a bright light blinded everyone for another 4 seconds.

Once their sight returned it took them another 5 seconds to realize that one the smoke was gone, two John Constantine was cursing up a storm holding a black haired kid and three the fanatic used the light to escape.

There was a stunned silence of 3 seconds before John Constantine looked around the room and suddenly zeroed down on Bruce. Bruce did not stiffen as the Brite looked at him with narrowed eyes, then down at the teen in his arms before marching over to him within the next ten seconds.

"You! You're Bruce Wayne, right? Congratulations, you got another kid via magic now. Here is the kid and my card. Call me if anything weird is happening with them." Before Bruce could even say anything, the teen was disposed into his arms together with John's apparent business card. The magican turned away from Bruce before marching over to his son in gear and starting to drag him out.

"Nightwing! Help me catch this bloody magic thief before some other summoning shit with stolen artifacts to spice up another rich guys ball or whatever goes down! I got a tracker spell on them! And call Bats while you're at it"

Right at the one minute mark. The chaos concluded to the point that Bruce Wayne was standing in the middle of a gala with a teen in his arm that was apparently magically made to be his and the fanatics child.

That was when the next kind of chaos broke out as his reminding children fought their way over to him through the suddenly coming back to live press and reporters that started to bombard him with questions about the unconscious teen in his arms.

[itslilacokay]

HE GOT OUT GUYS NO WAY (this is a definitely real ava 11 screenshot)

[mechanicalinfection]

Pretty Bunny <3

[annastylepie]

Dp x Dc Writhing Prompt

uwu

Danny's human body returns to the age he died at every time he transforms back.

He doesn't realize at first but after having to lay low for like two years for what ever reason and he grows some etc.

maybe he is laying low in gotham and maybe ends up in a hostage situation with one of the bats maybe Tim at 14 maybe...

So he and tim are hostages and have no idea if and when help will arrive maybe joker is threatening to blow them up so danny does what he hasn't done in like two years and transforms to save himself and this civilan which seems to be ogiling him with those blue eyes. Any ways danny saves them and transforms back only to now be in oversiced clothes and back at the age of 14

kudos if it is an even bigger time jump or smth

[rachelcommitscrimes]

we’re never going to get chapter one again. we’re never going to see teruko, min, eden, and rose making cookies. we’re never going to see ace, teruko, and levi arguing over an elevator, we’re never going to see xander standing up for teruko again.

[dragon-tamer-1]

I just had a hilarious idea.

Why not, let's have some fun with this. I'll even draw the result, however cursed it may turn out XD

Please share this as well, I would like as much chaos in this poll as possible, go wild!

[julissart]

A little sanuso commission ^^

Ko-Fi

Watermarks are for protection

[jubileesstuff]

Hannah, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Chan, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Olivia, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Felix, appalled: Call the exorcist.

[kaisartdump]

Hiiii im looking for darkiplier designs to draw i made a post about this called".the darkiplier showdown" if ur interested :D

whipped up a quick lil idea of Dark if he was a deity

Sorry its not in color 🥲 go crazy w coloring if you want to i do not mind.

[flamingpudding]

How to NOT find out you're adopted

The fun thing about dying was that it messed with your mind. Well it wasn't fun perse but well it was an expirence. It was espacially fun if you have died twice.

And the best part was. Finding out through dying that you're adopted. Really Danny wanted to sarcastically applaud someone for that.

Because when he stepped into his parents portal and turned it one by pretty much dying through electrocution and then getting revieved by the portal that opened on top of him, life decided that wasn't enough drama. Because at that time a whole set of apparently lost memories reopend.

Good point. In the months after his portal accident he had been to busy to deal with that. Bad point, once he had the time to think about it he wanted to rip his hair out cause apparently that portal accident had not been his first death but second death.

Like it wasn't enough that he didn't have any memory's of anything before the age of five before, got some freaky but awesome ghost powers, no his memories has to return too.

And he didn't like it when they did.

Because that meant he now had to remember his oh so gracious grandfather killing him by throwing him into the Lazarus Pit as sacrifice. Really getting drowned wasn't fun as a first death.

Because that meant he was the son of a crime fighting furry. Someone he barely knew anything but his vigilante name and all the praises his bio mother used to brainwash him with.

Because that meant he had a brother that was likely still getting brainwashed by probably both their bio mother and the lunatic of a grandfather.

Because that meant a realization that the Lazarus Pit was nothing more than a ecto-variant. Which, screw that he now got revived two times through that shit too.

But most of all that meant he was fucking adopted and his parents didn't bother to tell him at all. Now, he really didn't feel bad anymore about not telling them about Phantom.

Really as if being half ghost wasn't messing with his life enough now he was starting to get worried about this grandfather's cult and the crime fighting Bat.

At least they wouldn't come to Amity Park, right?

[cyanophen]

wanna draw me an outfit?

made two bc I like putting my hair up with certain outfits

[rockhousejai]

Lum no love song but it a bit different

I’ve been meaning to do this for a long time now, but wasn’t sure how to do it lol spent all day on it but yay it finally finished :’D

[emo-nova]

Okay, so I know the thing where Murray is the one to put a couple together. But wouldn't be funny if he misreads Steve and Robin having a thing while Eddie is being lead on by Steve by accident. And what's actually happening is Steve being a beard for Robin as well as to just have an out for not having dates as Steve and Eddie are dating.

So imagine this. Murray tearing into Steve for what he's doing as Eddie is trying really hard not to explode cause there is very classified information on Steve and Robin, and Eddie is open af with the hanky code and makes comments now and then. Robin is also close to going off on Murray, mentally hang-drawn-and-quartering him as she kills five generations of his living family.

And Steve just sits there. Blinking cause damn. They were really good at this beard shit, huh? And once everyone in the room leaves because it's for privacy for what looks like an on-coming fight but Robin demands that Murray stays.

Murray does, cause he might as well, and Steve kinda just watches as Robin and Eddie take turns on being bitchy about how Murray could very much cause shit for potentially outing two queer people in a time where they could get beaten, harassed and more as they didn't know everyone's thoughts on it. Steve stops them for a moment to just say.

"But aren't we doing a good job on the beard shit if we fooled him?"

And chaos reigns like the truest moments as both Eddie and Robin are fighting over this shit on with Steve being a potential cheater. And Steve is like "been called worse" and it just gets worse.

Have fun with this idea :)