#HAVE A GREAT DAY ANON!!!! mwahh mwah

[ohimsummer]

OBVIOUS?? I DID NOT KNOW MERFOLK EAT HUMAN PEOPLE HELP??);&:&

OMG NO I MEANNTTT 😭 us, as in... our... coochie 😞

okay bf i go further detail into a hc of mine about this—yesss, i think little fishies are reasonable and seaweed food for them. i can see merman!satoru being like "fish are friend, not food... until i'm hungry 😁" and i agree w the hunting bigger types of fish like sharks. it's a way to show his dominance 😈 he's alpha like that

anyway, about us being the obvious food !! (yapping activate) — i hc merfolk don't really eat the pussy equivalent of mermaids, bc anatomy and stuffff. i don't think it's possible, or like just reallyyyy difficult to get around w, but mostly the former

soooo, imagine merman!satoru's surprise when u tell him humans can 'eat out' women and he's like "humans what 😧!?". once u explain it to him, u teach and let him try to do it w u

next thing u know, u've accidentally created a monster. he's damn addicted to it and u can't even be mad bc he's so good at it. ofc he is, u taught him after all !! 😍

sorry for yapping so much, um... have a good day, snookums <333

OH….yeah yeah I….i knew that…….🌚

PLS merman! satoru thinks little fishies are cute but he also Torments Them…chasing them down in the water (for them it’s a high-speed chase and for him it’s more like…whatever their version of a brisk walk is) he out here cornering the fish n got em scared for their lives just to be like ‘nahh I’m just messing with ya 😼or am I….NAHHH I’m kidding I’m kidding….👀” he is a menace both on land and in water 😭

him and merman! suguru out here tussling with sharks for fun as kids…do you guys know that lion king scene when they’re in the elephant graveyard and then the hyenas chase after simba and nala. okay that has happened to merman! stsg because they were some BAD ASS LIL GUPPIES IN PLACES THEY SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN‼️exploring a whale graveyard and got caught by some sharks. satoru was beefing with sharks for years after that smh

I forgot where I saw it but I am stealing the idea—female merfolk have their mermussy as like, a slit on the front ? Sort of like in the area where the coochie would be but it’s on the front (I am going to say also well-disguised with scales so their mermussy isn’t just. Obviously Out 🌚. idk. maybe they only use them for reproduction and not really for pleasure. idk 😭)

ORAL WILL BE HIS DRUG!!! I am imagining merman! satoru with a slightly longer tongue so whewwww….yes he is a PRO!!!! might not even really know what he’s doing but his tongue is long and able to get some REACH so it doesn’t matter. he’s waiting for you at the dock every time you come to visit him. You’re trying to get info about merfolk life and he’s just rushing through the questions because he knows you’ll let him eat you out at the end.

[euseokz]

to euseokz 🐶 (puppymoji since i feel like you radiate golden retriever vibe with the wholesome random thoughts whether it be on your posts or hashtags 🥺)

hi brie!! sorry for poofing life got the best of me i had to uninstall tumblr for a while… 🥹 but i hope you’re doing good and still remember me! (🐾 anon!)

when i went to your profile i was!!! starstruck :O with your theme IT’S SO CUTE did you edit the image on your page yourself? 🩵 and wdym you published new fics and i wasn’t there to read ‘em????!!?! 😞 will be reading once i’m more awake heheH sleepy as i type this… (4am-ish now…)

++ i know it’s been days(?) but i’m happy to know i’m your first anonmoji 🥹🐾 i’d be more than happy to talk with you ofc!! maybe we can start it off with a …. i stan nct dream and ult jaemin too :3c cuties assemble?!

and of course i won’t forget this CONGRATS ON YOUR 200 FOLLOWERS AND HAPPY BELATED ONE MONTH❣️❣️❣️ cheers to more to come! i hope you’re having a great day or evening or night <3 mumu mwa laview brie! 🩵🩵🩵

love, 🐾!!

hi hi !! oh my god you're so sweet 😭 and of course i remember you !! i had actually been wondering where you had gone, but i hope you're doing better now ! 🫶🏻 i've actually never been told i have golden retriever energy, so this is really surprising lmao

thank you so much !! 🤍 i did the whole theme by myself on photoshop, i really enjoy playing with it in my free time and making themes is just another excuse hehe . . please get some sleep tho !! i'm not one to talk because i'm also pretty sleepy rn, but that's because i'm a literal grandma it's 10:30 pm for me rn and i'm already about to go to bed 😭

yes yes you are my first anon and i'm super happy because i've been wanting some recurrent anons who come talk to me about anything 😭 that's kinda embarrassing to admit but oh well . . . if anyone has any random thoughts they'd like to share, please head to my inbox 🙏🏻

cuties assemble indeed ! i adore jaemin, so if you feel that way too you obviously have taste 😋 he's so cute tho, always comes off as such a good person, what is there not to love ?? he has it all !

thank you thank you ! it's been crazy watching this blog grow because i thought it'd flop, but i'm happy more and more people are coming here, you're all so nice i'm glad i took the step to enter this community 🫶🏻🫶🏻 i also hope you're having a great day/evening/night nonnie !! ily2 mwah mwahh 🤍🤍

[wispycecilia]

HELLOO, I HOPE I'M NOT LATE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRENE!!!! I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY WITH GREAT FOOD AND HAVE A VERY HAPPY 50/50 ON YOUR NEXT PULLS 🙏LOVE YOU LOTS

(and fuck that anon from earlier)

NOT LATE AT ALL HAHDJFBF THANK YOU!!! I PLAN ON GETTING SOME KBBQ WITH SOME FRIENDS TODAY SO I AM VERY EXCITED :"))

ily very much okay!! gl with everything mwah mwAHH

[missmorosis]

Daily reminder that it’s okay if you’re having a rough time, just pray for strength to survive another day in this cruel world because in the end, I know you’ll be a soldier still standing, and you’ll see it’s worth it. Remember that it doesn’t matter what people think of you, if you don’t see yourself in a positive way then nothing will be bright. Remember that you are more than you think, you’re intelligent, you’re gorgeous, you’re brave, you’re sweet and you’re talented and the best living thing alive! Remember that you are unique in your own way, do not force yourself to do anything you don’t want, sometimes you just have to stop and wait, because there’s a time for everything. Sometimes there will be your enemies trying to bring you down but don’t let that get to you. Forgive and forget, it’s something that’ll be hard to do, but will release a great amount of stress and conflict. Remember all this because it’s true and the truth is you’re beautiful in your own special way. I hope you have a good day/night and I hope the best for whoever reads this <3

ANON!! i read this message like three times PLEASE 

you’re so so sweet and thank you for sending this to me!! it was one of the first things i read this morning heheheh GREAT WAY TO START OFF THE DAY!!

read this message out to yourself as well, okay?? mwah mwahh bestie boo have a great dayyyy

[nxnsun]

NAN MY BELOVED YOU'RE HERE 🥺 HOL UP GONNA CRY REAL QUICK I MISSED SEEING YOU ON MY DASH SO MUCH BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE DOING OK!! I HOPE LIFE IS TREATING YOU ALRIGHT OR ELSE LIFE NEEDS TO WATCH OUT FOR ME‼️

AND I JUST FINISHED READING HOON'S MEET CUTE HELP IT'S SO FLOOFY AND YES WHO CARES ABOUT PROFESSOR CADLEY LET'S GO GRAB A COFFEE INSTEAD HOON 😼

also goodnight nan hehe mwahh sleep well!! good night kisses from caps anon <33

- caps anon!!

AHAHDHFB YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH AND SMILE <333 i’m sorry it’s been so long but i’ll def do my best to get more stuff out to you guys!!

also yes imagine a cafe date with hoon 😩 literally i think i’d just stare at him the whole time and make it awk lol

anyway MWAH ILY u better be having a great day 😤