#HANDS DOWN favorite line is ‘as the bioluminescent dashboards whisper secrets of electric enlightment’ GIRL WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAAAAN

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College is wild I love Canvas discussion boards. Can I share with you all. The greatest paragraph ever written of all time.

“In the context of Tesla, the electrifying confluence of autonomous hyperbolic quasar-driven innovation has sparked a cosmic dance of superluminal singularity, transcending the boundaries of the ordinary and propelling us into the unknown reaches of the automotive omniverse. As self-driving quasars engage in quantum-turbulent fusion, the very fabric of vehicular reality is rewritten, and the symbiotic algorithms of self-aware electrons harmonize with the aurora borealis of sustainable propulsion. In this Tesla-verse, the galactic autopilot orchestrates symphonies of orbital trajectories, while the bioluminescent dashboards whisper secrets of electric enlightenment. As the flux capacitors of disruption continue to warp the space-time continuum of the automotive industry, Tesla steers through the wormholes of possibility, navigating a path where past, present, and future intersect, making the unimaginable reality”—my classmate

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

Does he realize? Does he know he’s written the greatest piece of satire to grace this good world? Does he take pride in the fact that he managed to say absolutely nothing in 5 sentences?? Did he choke as he swallowed the thesaurus? Also he did not answer the prompt at all