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maergo · 6 years ago
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😌 ALL OF THE KISSES
Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Over three months well into the relationship, Minho decided that it was his time to take the other out on a date as he had been saving up some money just for that purpose. The date was just a simple dinner date in a more fancy, but not too fancy restaurant that he normally wouldn’t go to (because ‘why pay ten bucks extra for certain side dishes if you can also get them for free somewhere else’ - also, with both of them being big eaters it wasn’t gonna stay at just ten bucks extra). However, every once in a while he did want to be a little less of a cheapskate in front of the other, both because he cared a lot about him and wanted him to feel special and because they both were complete opposites with their view on money. Minho had to learn that it was okay to be a little more reckless with it, so a more expensive date wasn’t too bad to begin with.Having finished their meals, now left with their wine to finish, Minho couldn’t help but lean over the table, reaching out to pull the other closer by his tie for a soft, sweet yet prolonged kiss. ‘‘I love you.’’
Send 💝 for a plationic kiss. Spending a day differently than usual, they had decided to go to the fair and waste some money on going on rides and winning stuffed animals. Though they were mostly joking around when ‘fighting’ for the toys, once Z had managed to win the huge tiger that Minho secretly held an eye on ever since he first saw it, the younger of the two jumped around in excitement once the stuffed animal was pushed in his arms and kissed his cheek multiple times while yelling ‘thank you’ a few times.Send 💞 for a awkward kiss. ‘‘I don’t thi-’’ Minho wasn’t given the chance to finish his sentence, Hyunsik immediately jumping in with a whiny voice. ‘‘You two never kiss if we’re around! It’s always just a peck but never a real kiss!’’ Both Minho and Zsadist let out a soft groan, there was no way they’d get away with any excuse as to why they shouldn’t share a kiss so they both just leaned in for what they hoped would be a proper kiss in the eyes of the twins, it being a little awkward as their kisses usually came natural instead without anyone telling them to kiss.Send 💓 for a heated kiss. The day couldn’t have gone by any slower, Minho had forced himself to take a day off work completely since he was getting a little too exhausted and he had quickly decided not to ever take a full day off anymore. And, since Zsadist had made sure there was no way Minho could secretly work anyway by locking up the studyroom with all his items in there, as a revenge Minho had been bothering him all day long by sending sexual texts (”I used to have a dildo as big as the cucumber in the fridge, maybe I should get one of those again since I always get worked up while you’re gone. It’s a shame you can’t come home early”) or even some teasing pictures. Not once did he get an actual response, but he knew they were all seen and he knew it frustrated the other.Around the time that Z would come back home, Minho was back in bed, just barely covered by the sheets knowing that they would disappear quickly anyway. And just like he expected, the other appeared perfectly on time in front of him, the lust clearly to be seen in his eyes before he ripped away the sheets, mentioned something about how rude Minho was for doing what he did (but then in a very frustrating manner) and not even two seconds later their lips were roughly planted together, it being one of the sloppiest but heated kisses while both their hands wandered over each other’s bodies.Send 💟 for a delicate kiss. Minho’s parents had surprised the two with a visit. As his mother was recently informed about their relationship, she felt the need that she and her husband would come over to celebrate the holidays together (and also for Zsadist to meet Minho’s father), so for a few days there weren’t many moments in which the two lovers had some time to spend with just the two of them. Going into the new year with all of them together, wishing each other the best wishes and a happy new year, Minho eventually pulled Z away so they could have a little moment together to enjoy the fireworks. Though he normally was one who enjoyed being held more than to be the one who held someone else, now he just felt the urge to position himself behind the other, his arms wrapped around his waist as he placed a bunch of tender kisses in the back of Z’s neck, whispering how much he loved him and how excited he was to spend the new year together with him.Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss.Something Minho loved when it happened in the moment but hated afterwards was his clothes being torn apart. He already didn’t have too many clothes, and the ones he did have were so comfortable that he was very careful with them, but sometimes things got so heated that neither of them had the patience to wait until all clothes were taken off in the way it’s usually done, so more often than not they went out shopping for a new set of clothes again. For some reason it always ended up in Minho asking whether or not his ass looked good in that jeans, followed by them going back and forth with flirtatious remarks… It had become a habit that would eventually be extinguished by some laughter, up until Minho decided that laughing about it shouldn’t be the end of it every single time, so he pulled Zsadist with him into the changing room wrapping his arms around his neck with a grin. ‘‘Don’t think a laugh is gonna end it now.’’ He didn’t mean to take it to the level of public intercourse, all he wanted was a simple kiss and that was exactly what he was getting then until someone knocked on the door, causing them to break the kiss and look over at it. ‘‘Excuse me, it is not allowed for two people to be in the same changing room. Please open the door and come out again.’’ And so, it all ended with a laughter anyway, a last peck on the lips being placed before Minho shoo-ed Z out again.Send 💘 for a static shock kiss. Having rolled over the carpet playing around with the cats, Minho was completely static although he hadn’t noticed it himself yet. Getting up again when he heard the front door being opened, he walked over to his boyfriend to greet him with a smile and a kiss, only to give him a shock which left them both stare at each other for a split second in confusion. It was then that Minho realized where the shock came from, grinning while the other started to look more offended than anything else. ‘‘Woopsie daisy.’’Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss.Zsadist had recently discovered that it was just roses that Minho was allergic for instead of every single flower, so when Minho came home from a meeting one day he was surprised to see the house filled with different types of flowers, making the place more colorful which he absolutely loved. Slowly making his way to the kitchen, hearing the stove was on so he figured that’s where Zsadist would be, he sped up when he actually saw him there and jumped onto his back, forcing the other to turn his head a little so he could kiss his cheek repetitively.Send 🖤 for a forced/harsh/firm kiss. Money argument #3000 had started, Minho again was fired up by the reckless behavior Zsadist had when it was about money and despite that Minho still needed to get used to the fact that there was no way the other would run out of money, he couldn’t help but still hate the the numbers that were on some bills. ‘‘Who the fuck pays so much money for a carpet?!’’ The never ending arguing about their different views on money had become enough for Z by now, so instead of continuing the argument, Minho was surprised by a rough kiss. ‘‘Shut the hell up, mango.’’Send 💚 for an eskimo kiss.It was cold, it was snowing and the tip of Minho’s nose was cold and red. He still wasn’t sure why Zsadist insisted on them going out for a walk while knowing how much Minho disliked the snow, but one way or another he managed to get the younger to come along anyway and as his actual body was warm, his nose felt like it could freeze and break off any minute. ‘‘Babe, I really can’t hold it out here any longer. My nose is gonna freeze!’’ As overdramatic as he sometimes was, he held his nose covered by his hand to hopefully keep it somewhat warm, but even after a few minutes it still had no effect. ‘‘Don’t be so dramatic and come here.’’ Being pulled in closer, his hand was pushed away and while he expected to receive a normal kiss, his brows were raised in surprise when he felt the other rub his nose against his own, his entire face scrunching up at the cute action.Send 💙 for a spiderman kiss.Seated on the chair with a book in his hands, it was a first for Minho not to join Zsadist on a trip to the grocery store. The book he was reading was a little too interesting and he ‘needed’ to read it all in one go. He was so much into it that he even refused to stand up and give a kiss, so instead he leaned his head back against the chair and motioned the other to come down for the kiss, chuckling lightly at it being an upside down one.Send 💜 for a quick kiss.‘‘Fuck, fuck, fuck. I gotta hurry, I thought the meeting was at ten but apparently it starts in ten minutes. I’ll be back uh.. at some point, I don’t know.’’ Rushing to get his coat on, he hurried over to his boyfriend and was extremely fast giving him a kiss that was more on his chin than on his lips.Send 💛 for an air kiss.For some reason Minho felt it was a good idea to pull his boyfriend along to one of his business meetings. He was once asked how those meetings go and for some reaosn Minho couldn’t find the right words to describe it, so he had offered to take him along sometime and have him experience it for himself. They were opposite of each other at the table, and as someone was explaining a thing or two about what they were looking for in certain songs, Minho couldn’t help but look over at the other side of the table every now and then only to meet some his Zsadist’s flirtatious faces. Rolling his eyes with a quiet chuckle, Minho then narrowed his eyes a little, giving him an airkiss.
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Send 💕for good night/morning kiss.‘‘Can you just.. not go to work for like an entire year or something?’’ As usual, Minho had a problem letting go of the other, refusing to let him to go to work peacefully. He hated having to watch him go to work every morning, especially if he didn’t have anything to do in the morning himself which allowed him to stay in bed longer. There was no fun in staying in bed longer only to be left alone there by your lover. With a sigh, Minho leaned in for a kiss anyway when he was offered one, pouting a little afterwards. Send ❣️ for a kiss to a specific spot. location: spine>Even though Minho wasn’t told, he had noticed something was stressing Zsadist out but for the sake of not wanting to be pushy or annoying he refused to ask what it was about and if he there even was anything at all. He would find out one way or another, but for now he simply wanted to make sure the other would come home and feel at least somewhat relaxed. So, by the time he got home he was immediately pulled to the bedroom and pushed onto the bed, back facing upwards, to be given a simple but hopefully relaxing massage by the writer. After a little while Minho felt his back muscles relax somewhat, he smiled at the small accomplishment and figured that it’d be good enough like this. That… up until he got the idea to tease him a little purely for his own giggles, and so he leaned down to place his lips on the bottom of the elder’s spine, placing multiple kisses to make his way up towards his neck being extremely slow in any way possible.Send 💑 for a first kiss. Their first kiss was… not quite what anyone else’s first kiss is like. Some events had happened days prior which caused Minho’s mood to not be too good, he was cranky, not in for jokes and ready to snap at anyone who’d bother him - which was exactly what he did. Both Zsadist and Ash were given short lectures, and surprisingly enough Zsadist was more understanding about it than Ash - after being told what actually had happened beforehand (something with a breakup, as Minho would describe). Ash had stormed out and ordered them to leave, but instead Zsadist lifted Minho up and brought him to the bedroom for them to cuddle. It was then that Minho decided he may have been a little too rude with his lectures, and though internally he told himself not to do it, he ended up leaning in for a kiss anyway, partly because he generally loved kissing and partly because he just wanted this specific kiss-up to happen anyway. ‘‘There, now we had our kiss-up.’’Send 😍 for a surprise kiss.Multiple times Zsadist had offered to bring Minho along to his work, and although they once did actually meet there (even if it was for completely different purposes than learning about the job or anything like that) Minho was curious to find out what he actually did while on the duty, so he had figured out a way to get in contact with someone else who would help him come over and walk around there while the elder wouldn’t notice anything. For the first half of the day Minho was able to observe peacefully, but by the time they had their lunchbreak he couldn’t wait any longer to surprise him and motioned to the guy who helped him all morning long to blindfold Z. He knew ahead that Z would be suspicious at first but would work along anyway, so by the time the blindfold was on Minho received the hint that he could do what he wanted to do and so he quickly ran over, pulled the other’s head down and places a kiss on his lips. Send 💋 for a random kiss. a warehouse kiss>So, their bed broke down. Maybe it was because it was just unstable in the first place, but it also could be because sometimes they’d get a little too rough and would just ignore the state their bed was in. Whatever the reason behind it was: They needed a new bed and so they were stranded in Ikea. They had picked out a new bed again, or it was more one that should be able to hold on for a while again, and as they were trying to find the huge package in the warehouse of the store, Minho found a little corner that he sneaked into to wait for Z to pass by. Once he did, Minho grabbed onto his arm and pulled him into the corner as well, grinning somewhat as he kissed him. ‘‘What’s this good for, huh?’’ - ‘‘I don’t know, I just felt the sudden urge for a sneaky kiss.’’
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vos-estis-sal-tarrae · 3 years ago
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The best late birthday gift ever:
apparently Scott doesn’t want to fuck Satan anymore.
Hallemotherfuckinglujah.
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saxandviolence-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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That awesome moment
When you discover you got 100% on your first music theory quiz and your grade averages out to an 85!
Yes, that is quite specific. No, I don't mind. 
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