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There was something going on at the church. Damien was sure of this. A strange energy seemed to permeate the air around the building. Was Jesus in there, plotting something knowing that Satan wouldn’t want to step past the heavy wooden doors? Damien remembered the times years ago when he got into the habit of coming by the church either before or soon after service, always hoping to catch sight of the priest so that he could bother him. This went on for weeks and weeks, until, eventually, Maxi would catch on to his pranks before he was even able to carry them out, and it became boring for the demon prince of Hell. Until now, he had barely given the church a glance as he walked by, usually only on the sidewalk across the street from the church rather than the one right outside of it. Entering the church was easy: it was almost always unlocked. He paused, red violet eyes looking around the room, but seeing no one. He dipped his hands into the pool of blessed water beside the door and used it to run through his hair, keeping it out of his face; his palms grazed the horns atop his head as he did so. That energy was stronger than ever and only continued to capture his attention more with each step he took down the church’s main aisle. That was when he saw him: well, his back. Damien narrowed his eyes; should he announce his presence? Let his voice echo off of the walls? That would be dramatic. Or, he could come up and tap the priest on the shoulder... That could be funny. He decided to go with the former. “Maxi, Maxi,” he grinned, “quid agis?” he tossed in the Latin, asking him how he was doing; Damien thought being a demon and using Latin around people of the church was hilarious.

@all-my-friends-were-glorious

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Jeus is here you should go pull a prank on him

So they really are renewing his show for another season???

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So how's the little demon brat today?

fucking PISSED.

The day started with the icecream machine at McDonalds being down, went on to me missing some TV shows I wanted to watch, THEN ended with going to Taco Bell... what were they out of? Cinnamon twists! Mercury isn't even in retrograde. Maybe my dad gave me bad luck to ruin my day to try to get me not to like it here on Earth anymore.

But you messaged me, which is a pretty good end to the day. How're you??

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..... AS COOL AS THE DRIED OUT LAVA PITS. No fire. THAT cool.

When I take over Hell 😇, would you be on my side? @satantherulerofhell

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What if I made cool t-shirts?

When I take over Hell 😇, would you be on my side? @satantherulerofhell

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When I take over Hell 😇, would you be on my side? @satantherulerofhell

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Is this how the next war in Hell starts???

@vos-estis-sal-tarrae Are we roasting marshmallows tonight, son?

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….. but that’s always mine. 😑

@vos-estis-sal-tarrae Are we roasting marshmallows tonight, son?

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Over our favorite pit of lava? Sure, dad. I’ll bring the dangerous metal swords for the marshmallows.

@vos-estis-sal-tarrae Are we roasting marshmallows tonight, son?

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Goodness can be found sometimes in the middle of hell.

Charles Bukowski (via quotemadness)

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I was thinking about coming back down to Hell…

What’s the deal with humans????? Not enough evil.

@satantherulerofhell

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What’s the deal with humans????? Not enough evil.

@satantherulerofhell

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Well, you didn’t give me a ‘number 1 son’ gift this week, so I don’t really have an opinion.

@vos-estis-sal-tarrae Do you think I’m still beautiful, son?

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Ughhhh.

Ok, you’re BOOTYful.

@vos-estis-sal-tarrae Do you think I’m still beautiful, son?