#HAIII ALMOND

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Tw ! Name of medicine/drug/prescription!

Haiii!! :33 🤍 gud mowrnnin

How is ywour mornwing!! I took ma meds n 02 muscle relaxers for my chronic pain . .

Ma mom gots m wlots ob candiee !! ^_^ 🍭🍬🍫 so yammyyy :9

Do yowu lik candie? If u dou wwhich 01? I dink butter pingers or almond jowys r yammy...

Ekkk sowrry 04 rambleee! T^T / 🤍

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its okay! idm rambles! :D

i have had a great morning! I called my girlfriend for a bit and then had breakfast! :D

gudmorning to you too! Glad you took your meds, forgetting them is not a good idea !

i hope you had a great sleep! I love candy aswell! My favourites have to be reeses, cookies (especially girl scout cookies), n sour candies!

[queen-rainy-love]

HAIII!!! HAAAIII!!!

I HAVE REQUEST !! : DDDD

Clotted Cream and Finanicier are both forced into anger management (a headcanon I mentioned before i think). And in the anger management class we see Herb as the therapist! And we have the members!:

Pastry Cookie, Rye Cookie, Red Velvet, Espresso, Caramel Arrow, Almond, and Mint Choco Cookie (surprising ik but it’ll make sense laster-)

Soon they all talk. Pastry talks about (sorta but she’s implying) her past trauma, Rye talks about Chili being annoying and stealing, RV talks about his issues about the COD, Espresso talks about his work overwhelming him, Caramel Arrow talks about a snake(yknow who lmao), Almond talks about the crime chases he does and it hurts his back (old man lmao) and Mint Choco just FRICKING yells about his performance being a total bust; Vampire accidentally broke a light, Sparkling couldnt find his juice to serve the audience, Cocoa being sick, and to top it all of Gumball accidentally shoots Cherry’s bomb onto the stage. After his rant he apologizes and says that he’s working on his anger issues.

Clotted Cream mentions his father and Finanicier says, “I also hate his father because he assigns me stupid tasks”

after that Clotted Cream jokes about being scared of Mint Choco and Mint Choco just laughs…

Oooooo! I like this request! And I don't remember if anyone says anything about Clotted Cream and Financier having anger issues. But I'm down for it! And this will be set after the Journal arc. Also, I don't know what anger management classes are like, outside of tv. So sorry in advance if it's not accurate.

*The scene is set before a green building at the Cookie Kingdom. Clover, Herb, Clotted Cream, and Financier stood in front of said building. And to say that two were not happy was an understatement.*

Financier: Why are we here? This has nothing to do with the Crème Republic.

Clover: Maybe. But after a certain event, it's clear that Clotted Cream needs this. And you are welcome to join him for this, Ser Financier.

Herb: And sometimes, it's easier to talk it out. Maybe taking anger management classes can help. If not, then you don't have to come after this class.

Clotted Cream: Hmmm...

Financier: Consul?

Clotted Cream: *sighs* Very well. We'll give it a try. However, are you qualified for this task? No offense.

Herb: None taken and I am actually qualified to lead this class. Now, once we enter this door, please leave your weapons in the box next to the door.

Financier: Leave our weapons? Why?

Clover: Just going on a limb here...is it to avoid fighting?

Herb: That and I don't want the plants inside to get hurt. Now, come on. We can't keep the others waiting! *walks into the building*

Clover: I'll see you guys later. *waves the duo goodbye*

*Financier and Clotted Cream followed Herb inside and placed Financier's sword and Clotted Cream's coat next to the big box of weapons. The duo quickly continued following Herb inside a room where a bunch of Cookies were sitting in a circle. Starting with Herb's empty chair, the members were Espresso, Mint Choco, an empty chair, Red Velvet, another empty chair, Almond, Caramel Arrow, Rye, and Pastry.*

Herb: Hello everybody! *all attention was on him* Thank you all for coming to today's class. We have two new members with us, so please give them a warm welcome!

*The group greeted Clotted Cream and Financier. The duo walked over to the two empty chairs. Clotted Cream sat in between Mint Choco and Red Velvet while Financier sat in between Red Velvet and Almond.*

Clotted Cream: *smiles* Nice to see some familiar faces.

Red Velvet: *chuckles* Yeah. Maybe this meeting won't be so...frustrating...

Clotted Cream: Frustrating how?

Mint Choco: *leans next to Clotted Cream and whispers* You see that Cookie in purple and the habit? *subtly points at Pastry. Clotted Cream nods.* She and Red Velvet have history.

Clotted Cream: *looks at Red Velvet* What happened?

Red Velvet: *waves it off* I'll tell you later. Class is about to start.

Herb: Alright! Let's get started! *everyone turns their attention back to Herb, where he is holding a plant plushie.* Now both as a reminder and explanation, we will be taking turns talking and only if you have the plushie, may you talk. If you wish to speak up, please raise your hand and wait to be called on. Okay? *everyone nods their heads.* Good! Now Miss. Pastry, *hands her the plushie* how about you start today's session?

Pastry: What should I talk about?

Herb: Anything. It could be about your childhood or anything from the past few days. Just speak whatever is on your mind.

Pastry: Well...*looks down at the plushie* I don't remember much about my childhood other than the church. That was all I knew before the incident. *her face twist with anger and fear.* But this I will say: the things I've seen in those walls before the incident...looking back at them...I don't know why I let myself turn a blind eye. I just... *squeezes the plushie*

*Clotted Cream looked over at Red Velvet, who was looking at the floor, then at Pastry, who stole a glance at Red Velvet.*

Herb: *places a hand on her shoulder* It's alright. If it's too much, we can talk more in a private session if you want.

Pastry: Thank you. *hands back the plushie*

Herb: *gently takes the plushie* Thank you. Now, *looks over at Rye.* would you like to go next, Rye?

Rye: Alright. *takes the plushie, takes a breath, then starts* The past week has been testing my patience. I was looking over at my bounty book when it was suddenly taken from my hand! I look up to see that red pepper Cookie laughing at me and my bounty! She then started mocking me and was about to run off! Those sweet little kids did try to get her to stop but it didn't work.

Herb: Did you chase her?

Rye: Almost. She's lucky that her pops came by and stopped her. I wanted to.

Herb: I see. Did she apologize for stealing your bounty book?

Rye:...No...

Herb: Would you want me to get her to apologize?

Rye:...yes...

Herb: I'll get her to do so after this session.

Rye: Good. *tosses the plushie over to Red Velvet* Your turn, hound boy.

*Even if he caught it, Red Velvet started to growl a bit but Clotted Cream placed his hand on his shoulder. The General took a breath before speaking up.*

Red Velvet: Ever since I moved here, I've noticed some former associates causing issues for my brothers and me. And I know I could ignore them. However, they've been pushing it by attacking us whenever we step out of the kingdom! They've even made an attempt on kidnapping us!

Herb: Do you know why?

Red Velvet: *gives a glare* What do you think?

Herb: *clears throat nervously* Right. Do you have any plans to keep them at bay?

Red Velvet:......Well......

Herb: No violence!

Red Velvet: Only against them!

*An argument broke out between Herb and Red Velvet. Nothing too aggressive, just how the General should deal with the issue. After five minutes of shouting, Red Velvet tossed the plushie at Espresso.*

Espresso: Hmm. I believe it's my turn then.

Herb: Of course. Go ahead.

Espresso: The past few days have been stressful. All my experiments have been coming up negative and the school board has been on my case about my results. Not to mention, my former landlord kept sending me letters, even after I moved out!

Herb: And did you solve this...without violence?

Espresso: I...mostly threw a book at the wall before calming down. Just before...Madeleine came in my lab.

Herb: That's progress. Let's just remember that we don't want to throw anything heavy at anything else.

Espresso: Very well. That is all from me today. *toss the plushie at Caramel Arrow* Here you go.

Caramel Arrow: *catches it* Thank you. And the only thing that has been bothering me is that snake.

Herb: Snake? What snake?

Caramel Arrow: A traitor of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. He fled the kingdom not too long ago and we've been hunting him down since.

Herb: It seems like you have a personal history with this snake.

Caramel Arrow: He's the reason why I was kicked out of the kingdom for some time.

Herb: I see. Do you have an idea of what you will do if you see him again?

Caramel Arrow: Nothing I can say here.

Herb: Alright. Anything else you want to share?

Caramel Arrow: No. I'm good for the day. *passes the plushie to Almond* Here you go, detecive.

Almond: Thank you. I have nothing really noteworthy for this session. Mostly had chases that nearly blew out my back.

Herb: Have you been doing your exercises?

Almond: Not for the past few days.

Herb: Let's remember to do that, okay?

Almond: Alright. *hands the plushie to Mint Choco.* Here you go.

Clotted Cream: (Why is Mint Choco here? He's usually calm. What's he mad about?) *notices almost everyone bracing themselves* (Why is everyone doing that?)

Mint Choco: *takes a deep breath* MY LAST NIGHT CONCERT WAS RUINING!!!!!! *both Clotted Cream and Financier jumped* FIRST, VAMPIRE STUMBLED ABOVE THE LIGHTS AND BROKE ONE OF THEM!!!!! NEXT, I LEARNED THAT SPARKLING COULDN'T FIND MY AFTER-SHOW DRINK!!! THEN I LEARNED THAT COCOA GOT SICK AND COULDN'T MAKE IT!!!! AND TO MAKE IT GREAT, GUMBALL "ACCIDENTALLY" SHOT ONE OF CHERRY'S BOMBS ON STAGE AND NEARLY THREW ME OFF FOR MY FINALE!!!!!

*After all that, Mint Choco took multiple deep breaths. Most of the group quickly relaxed while Clotted Cream and Financier were still confused.*

Mint Choco: *puts on an apologetic smile* Sorry about that. Last night was a bit stressful for me and Toothpaste was no help whatsoever. But I will try better.

Herb: Thank you for letting us know about this. I hope the next concert won't have any more hiccups.

Mint Choco: Thank you, Herb. *hands the plushie to Clotted Cream* Here you go, buddy. You give it a try.

Clotted Cream: Oh! Um...well...I don't think I could follow that...

Herb: It's alright. Just share anything on your mind.

Clotted Cream: Well...I guess I could say...I hate my father.

Herb: *tilts head* Oh? Why is that?

Clotted Cream: Well, nothing I do can impress him and he expects so much!! I could lead an army against Dark Enchantress right now and he would still not acknowledge it! I do everything for him and not even a Light damn thank you!

Financier: *raises her hand*

Herb: Yes, Ser Financier?

Financier: Well...I must say this. I also hate his father.

Herb: Why?

Financier: He has me do tasks that are not related to my main task. Protecting the Consul.

Herb: Like what?

Financier: Finding one piece of paper in a giant archive. As if he doesn't have Cookies to do that instead.

Herb: ...Okay...That's understandable.

Financier: Yes. *looks over at Clotted Cream* Sorry about that Consul. I just needed to get that off my chest.

Clotted Cream: It's not a problem. To be honest, my father is the second Cookie I'm scared of now.

Herb: Who's the first?

Clotted Cream: Mint Choco.

Mint Choco: *laughs* That's fair.

[everybody-likes-you]

ermmm haiii hellooo my name is almond/carousel/ferris (alternate or just use almond please) and i made a !!anorher askblog wee

based off of this animation i made, basically its just . Ask roguefort(secret identity roquefort) cookie things but theyre fucked up i guess this is an au ?? im kind of making this up as i go bare with me

anyways rules

- im a minor and very sex repulsed no weird stuff or ill block you

- roquefort centered askblog but you can ask other people too

- rp blogs are okay but dont be surprised if i dont respond </3

might add more latee bur Yeah i dont care what you say ask away HZBZKDH

also . i may not be very active here i tend to forget about all my askblogs HELPPP

[mango-mya]

HIII ITS ME ALMOND (this is my main blog)

HAIII!!!!! HIGHIHIHI GIGGLES ANS KICKS MY FEET

[kidical]

hello ty for helpi,,ng me with the ask thing cus,, im almond brain :)) anyway haiii :]

OF COURSE!!! its not a problem at all!!!!! ^___^ cant wait for xkit to undo all of this <3 

[opinionatedvegan]

Haiii~ So I already cut out processed meats and dairy from my diet and I would like to know some good alternatives. I already am aware of daiya cheese and tofu,however I am allergic to soy so tofu is out. I love your blog and I'm ashamed that I just now started the vegan movement.

Hi there! Don’t be ashamed. Better late than never. 

Although a lot of vegan “meat” contains soy, there are plenty of them that don’t, and some of them involve taking whole plant foods and just preparing them in a different way, such as black bean burgers or jackfruit “pulled pork”. These days there are also a shitload of vegan milk options to be found. Not including soy, I have heard of almond, cashew, hemp, flax, oat, rice, banana, sunflower, and even quinoa milk. Here’s some tips for you:

Your Guide to Soy and Gluten-Free Meatless Meat

17 Super Tasty Soy-Free Vegan Products

12 Soy-Free Vegan Products

What are the Best Vegan Cheese Substitutes?

[artarctic]

Hi hun. ✨ for the non-US asks 7,10 and 21?

Haiii 🥰❤

7. three words from your native language that you like the most?

I already answered this but I'm going to answer it again because I have ideas for three more words.

Even though I shit on my language a lot, I actually do like it a fair amount 😂

ajma: 'ajma' is a nice multi-purpose use that we use whenever we're in pain, bored, or tired of someone’s shit. It will come up at least once in any conversation you have with a Maltese person regardless of whether or not you're speaking to them in Maltese 😂

eq: I'm not sure if 'eq' is an actual word but my family used it a lot when I was young and made a mistake, so I also ended up saying it a lot as a child, and then repeating it to my brother when he was born. It's kind of like our version of 'uh-oh'

ziffa: 'ziffa' means breeze and in the summer months 'ziffa' will be your favourite word because feeling a breeze is heaven-sent. It's also one of the few nice-sounding words in Maltese in my opinion

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

I think my favourite would be 'haqq alla'. The literal translation is 'fuck god' but the closest English equivalent is 'fucking hell'.

As with most swear words, the English equivalent is a lot tamer 😂🤦‍♀️

21. if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?

My brain immediately went to food - partially because I'm due for a snack but also because we have a lot of typical Maltese food that's really good

I would send Traditional Maltese Almond Nougat (Qubbajt) and Twistees which are the local crisps. You know, something sweet and something salty

I'm attaching pictures of them because I don't think anyone would know what I'm talking about if I don't

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[sonyvisionstore]

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