#HAHAHAHAHAHA IM KISSING HIM ARE YOU KIDDING

[acrosstobear]

f1mia Rookie minicamp is right around the corner 😏 Thanks for joining us today, @.miamidolphins!

[madamaryxx]

Hello my children its me your mother yra😌

I serve you a Teacher Aizawa x Teacher Reader

You and Aizawa are Married, 5 years to be exact you two have a 3 year old daughter name Fala (i came up to that lol, you can change it if you want

Aizawa is the class-1A homeroom teacher, and you are the Support class teacher (youre the one who teach how to build, how to create different inventions and you have your own agency)

And dont worry when you two are at work your mother take care of fala, but sometimes you bring Fala to your work shes mostly at the teacher lounge

No one knew that you two are married except the teachers and hatsume because you sometimes bring fala at the development studio(she keep asking who is the father over and over again, you cant take it anymore,so you tell her that its Aizawa, dont worry she wont tell anyone :) )

the reason why people didnt speculate that fala's father is aizawa because she got your bubbly personality, she's always smilling, a friendly kid, but she still inherited something from her father, her appearance, black medium lenght hair, black eyes (without the eyebags👩‍🦯) and ofcourse! her love with cats!! You will see her in a cat tshirt, she will carry her cat plushie everywhere

But of course some people suspect something is going on with you and aizawa

Like there this one time where

Fala is with you at the development studio your mother cant look after her. You werent really expecting students to come by at the studio but no no no, three students from 1-a came inside, looks like their look for hatsume

"may i help you?" You smiled, "hello were looking for hatsume? ma'am-" from the tone of the green hair boy looks like he's trying to remember your name "[your name]" you reply "Yea!!maam [your name]" he scratch his head, "she will arrive soon"

"Mommy how do you do this?" Your daughter asks, she's pointing at the screw bar "you use this to loose or tighted a slotted head" "this?" She grab one of the slotted head "yes sweetheart"aww your baby is following your footstep (suck to sucks eraser head)

"Awww you look so cute" the brown hair approach you two, "hi im ochaco uraraka!"

"Hi im Fala!" your daughter gave her a big smile, "Hi im deku!" So the green boy hair name deku wait a damn minute "wait so your Izuku Midoriya?" "Yes i am" oh so its him aizawa once mention him

"So now we have izuku midoriya he's the one who breaks his bone at the entrance exam"

"Thats so Cute" fala giggle " i know right!" Ochaco agree to her, "im tenya iida" he bowed "Hello!!!!!!!"

deku's thought: this kid kinda give me sir aizawa's vibe, i mean her attitude is so far from sir aizawa but her appearance and tshirt-

"HEY MISS [your name]! IM BACK" "oh finally hatsume this three has been waiting for you" "oh im sorry"

Few minutes later~~

"Thank you so much!" The three bowed and left.

Dekus Pov

"is just me or that kid kinda give me sir aizawa's vibe" uraraka said "now that you mention it, it did give" i reply "why dont we ask miss [your name]" tenya suggest "Sir aizawa didnt tell us anything about his love life so maybe he want to keep it private?" Uraraka reply, "yea maybe thats the reason or maybe fala's father isnt actually sir aizawa!" "If they want to keep it a secret, then we have respect that" "yea" "lets go back to class"

how would class 1-a found out aizawa's wife

Okay hear me out

You knew that scene where the hero license where Joke (my waifu) shows up yea there

HAHAAHAHHA LIKE I WOULD IMAGINE AIZAWA BE LIKE

"Lets get married"

"No"

"No? Good one!"

"Because i already have a wife"

HAHHAHAHAHAHA THE WHOLE 1-A AND JOKE IS SO SHOCK SKWKSONQSSJJQLSSSJWKAA

"HUH?! SINCE WHEN?!!" mina shouted

"Since your 11 years old" aizawa reply in a cold tone

"Wait so, 1, 2- 5 YEARS?!?!?!"

"Yes"

AND THAT EVEN MADE 1-A AND JOKE SHOCK

"Oh- well who is this lucky lady" joke wiggle her eyebrows, aizawa just look at her with a annoyed face expression. "Sir aizawa can i ask something?" Uraraka suddently break the silence "what is it?" "Is it Miss [Your name]?" Aizawa quite shock, "change into your hero cotsume and head to the briefing"

"Wait HER?!, i mean i feel something going on~"

"Can i ask who is she?" Mina ask, "She's the support class teacher and her agency help make your costume" Joke reply

"Yes mina she's my wife and i have a daughter" just like hatsume mina keep asking if Youre Aizawa's wife and the whole class cant believe he's dating anyone and have a child HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Its been a rough day today" aizawa said while hugging your waist, you two have been cuddiling in your shared bed, "really what happen?" "Joke shows up then said "lets get married" of course im annoyed so i tell her no because i already have a wife" he even hug you tighter "let me guess your class is so shock and joke" you laugh "you didnt tell me you met uraraka" "oh not only uraraka also deku and iida" you brush his hair "mhm i miss you" he stop hugging your waist and kiss your forehead "i miss you too babe"

My children please forgive me for my grammar mistake😔

[rintarous]

bro why wasnt akaashi in the best bf?? im kidding kinda lol anyway who would give the best hugs and kisses (separately if you want)

i forgot about him 😔 so ummm anyways so

best hugs:

hinata shoyo — if i were in karasuno id hug hinata all the mf time like look at him.. like everytime i would enter the mf classroom or hallways id go straight to his classroom and ask for a hug.. we’d be those mfers during break time that just cuddles in the hallways while we look for kageyama and annoy his ass.. hinata bff agenda!! hinata i luv yewwww and imagine hugging THE post timeskip!hinata mf ninja shoyo !!!!!!!!! HINATA BIAS WRECKER

bokuto koutarou — he’s a gigantic teddy bear sire. please hug him <3 he needs, WE need it. my other comfort character that i love platonically 

kuroo tetsurou — him again bc im biased and i had a dream that i hugged kuroo in my dream every time i passed by his house and he just radiates the best warm hugs and shits and yeah!! im kuroo biased and so what?!?! deal with it !!!! LOOK AT HIM !!!!! what a comfort king !!!!

ushijima wakatoshi — hot take, ushiwaka gives the best bear hugs cs he’s so big and shit. he might be a bit stiff as fuck when u do hug but its strangely comforting in some way HAHAHAHAHAHA he’s so nonchalant abt it too like u can walk up to him and just hold your arms up and he gets the message and gives u a hug. (bonus: he wont let go first) so again, catch me and him in the shiratorizawa hallways just hugging each other .. sometimes tendou joins in too 

hirugami sachirou — wasn’t he dubbed as a gentle giant or something.. idk but based from his looks he looks cuddly as fuck and probably gives the best hugs. idk much about him but yeah!!! hirugami best hugger!!!! look at that panel of him hugging a doggo,,, if that doesnt say shit idk what to tell u

KOMORI MOTOYA — HIM <3 his presence alone radiates best hugs energy.. he might be sassy but he can sure as hell give the bestest hugs in itachiyama .. this is self explanatory tbh the only downside to this is sakusa watching you in disgust as you hug his cousin right in front of him out of no where

best kisses:

oikawa tooru — he’s oikawa tooru, do i need to say more? 

miya atsumu — ig atsumu can,,,,, get this idk idc 🙄probably took ur first kiss away from u but its miya atsumu so 

tsukishima kei — idk yall but if this man gets soft, HE gets soft. its the y/n privilege tbh to even experience this kind of tsukki first hand. he’s kind of a bitch at first when u ask for kisses but boi when yall finally do the kissy shit, it totally makes up for him acting like a bitch!! KISS HIM MA’AM U WONT REGRET IT

kunimi akira — one word. SOFT. its not those harsh/rushed kisses its literally just forehead kisses . he’s lazy and doesnt want to exert a lot of energy so his kisses are just abrupt and just like faint if u get what i mean.. literally pecks thats it but his lips r soft so it makes up for it and he gets blushy after it so u get a flustered kunimi after each kiss with kindaichi being like ????? ok 

iwaizumi hajime — biased again but its mf IWAIZUMI HAJIME he’s so gentle with u and shit probably guides u thru the kiss but it either ends up in a hot, messy make out session or just those kisses where yalls giggle in between yeah that type of shit. just date him really ,, he’s everything u need for in a man. no wonder the entire haikyuu population has a crush on him but then again can u blame them?? even i have a crush on iwaizumi hajime, even YOU have a crush on iwaizumi hajime. point is, i have a crush on iwaizumi hajime, YOU have a crush on iwaizumi hajime, WE have a crush on iwaizumi hajime 

[descendantofthesparrow]

Harry Hook x reader- fluff one-shot

Key

h/c- hair color

e/c- eye color

h/l- hair length

s/c- skin color

y/n- your name

 p.s you are the child of whatever villain you want to be...except captain hook.

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On the Isle of the Lost in your apartment

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--3rd person POV--

(y/n) sat on her bed reading a book she had found in an abandoned bookstore, she couldn’t really make out the name of the book as the binding was worn down from age but she loved the book anyway, it took her into a world of magic and kings and queens of old.

‘And Edmund gave a very superior look as if he were far older than Lucy (there was really only a

year’s difference) and then a little snigger and said, “Oh yes, Lucy and I have been playing – pretending

that all her story about a country in a wardrobe is true. Just for fun, of course. There’s nothing there

really.”

Poor Lucy gave Edmund one look and rushed out of the room.

Edmund, who was becoming a nastier person every minute, thought that he had scored a great

success, and went on at once to say, “There she goes again. What’s the matter with her? That’s the worst

of young kids, they always –”’

Her eyes were ripped from the book when she heard the door unlock from downstairs her eyebrows furrowed before remembering that Harry had a key so she turned her eyes back to her book

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Harry opened the door to (y/n)s apartment and he stepped inside, he placed the key in pocket and made his way upstairs silently.

 ‘I wonder what (y/n)s doing…ha, knowing her shes probably reading a book…’ harry chucked to himself thinking of the adorable bookworm that was his girlfriend

Harry reached the top of the stairs and saw (Y/n) with her back to him and her beautiful (h/c) hair hanging down her back. Harry softly smiled and walked up to her and ran his fingers through her hair.

“AH!” (y/n) shrieked and turned to see Harry snickering with a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter

(y/n) puffed her cheeks “dude what the hell! You could have told me you were going to do that”

Harry looked at you with tears in his eye “pfftt s-sory luve I didn’t mean to scare ye”

You pouted at him and crossed your arms “well you did” Harry grinned and wrapped his arms around you and pulled you into his lap “forgive me?” you stayed silent for a few moments “luvbug?”

You turned to harry about to speak but got interrupted by your own laughter

“HAHAHAHAHAAH HARRY NOOOOOO~~~~”

Harry's fingers traveled your sides tickling you, you snorted and begged him to stop, wriggling around.

“not till ye forgive me~”

“NEVER!”

“Okay then~”

Harry grinned sadistically and tickled you even harder

“HAHAHAHAHAHA NOOO~ PLEASE STAP!”

“not until ya forgive me luv~!”

“okay OKAY! I forGIVE YOU`~~ just stooop~~~” you yelled, tears in your eyes.

Harry grinned and released you, *huff huff* you glared at Harry “did you have to do that?” you panted out

Harry gave a cheeky smile and nodded, you pouted and flopped into his chest “jerk” Harry kissed your forehead and laid his cheek on your head breathing in the sent of your hair.

….

“can I braid your hair?”

You blinked in surprise and stared up at him “why would you wanna do that?”

Harry shrugged and began brushing his fingers through your hair.

You thought for a few moments, shrugged and turned you back to harry “go for it hook”

Harry reached for the brush on the nightstand and ran it through your hair

As he brushed your hair you picked up the book that had fallen to the floor after Harry had spooked you, you flipped through the pages to get back to where you left off

“Whatcha reading?” “don’t really know the name of it, the cover got worn out so the only thing I can read is the author” “and that is?” “C.S Lewis”

Harry hummed and began to part your hair “want me to read it out loud?” Harry thought for a moment and shrugged “sure” and turned his attention back to your hair

“okay

“Look here,” said Peter, turning on him savagely, “shut up! You’ve been perfectly beastly to Lu

ever since she started this nonsense about the wardrobe, and now you go playing games with her about it

and setting her off again. I believe you did it simply out of spite.”

“But it’s all nonsense,” said Edmund, very taken aback.

“Of course it’s all nonsense,” said Peter, “that’s just the point. Lu was perfectly all right when we

left home, but since we’ve been down here she seems to be either going queer in the head or else turning

into a most frightful liar. But whichever it is, what good do you think you’ll do by jeering and nagging at

her one day and encouraging her the next?”

“I thought – I thought,” said Edmund; but he couldn’t think of anything to say.

“You didn’t think anything at all,” said Peter; “it’s just spite. You’ve always liked being beastly

to anyone smaller than yourself; we’ve seen that at school before now.”

Harry’s voice interrupted you from continuing

“done! volia~ my master piece~”

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 you stood up from your bed and looked into your mirror

“wow, harry that looks awesome! how you do that?” “when you've got two sisters ye learn how to do hair”

You wrapped your arms around his neck and gave him a chaste kiss

“love you luvbug”

“I love you to hookie”

 ---the END---

  my first harry hook reader insert! I hope at least somebody likes this and wants more of these cuz im gonna make more.

feedback? it would be appreciated.

[sanzu-sanzu-sanzu]

heyyyy i just finished reading the new chapter and im in tears. i really really love ur writing :( words can't even express how much i feel towards your fic. i like it so much i'll kiss my phone screen <3 and if i could print the entire fic out and hug it to sleep, i would. no kidding.

and something funny. while i was halfway reading, my brother suddenly barges into the room and says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS" and i just looked at him like ??? it's not even my birthday yet 😭🚶 like mhm thanks for the bad luck<3 fgqhwisjwlwjdkw but yeah it was so funny

AND I LOVED WHERE THEY ALL GOT CAT PLUSHIES FOR THE READER but did they not actually give them to her cuz she already got sanzu's? like no, i'd like all of them pls and thank u :(

and and ran's sheesh killed me fqhaks say that again, i'll beat ur ass <3

and i've said it already but i'll say it again I LOVE HOW U CHARACTERIZE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF 'EM

rindou is so adorable pls :(

AND ik this is a sanzu fic but koko oml he's just so AAA don't tell sanzu-

and-

okay i think that's enough 🏃 sorry for the rambling again. TYSM FOR ANOTHER AMAZING CHAPTER ILY

i hope both sides of ur pillow are cold always, eat ur fav food, take care of urself, and remember to rest!! and ILY

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HAHAHAHAHAHA bel that was very random and funny of your brother hahaha but also omg broooo you did not just!!?! 😭🤣

lol ok i won't be greeting you but omg! your birthday is soon? that's wonderful 😳💕 i shall save my birthday greetings for then hehe

regarding the cat plushies oh no yes reader definitely did get all the cat plushies in the end pls don't mind manjiro he's just exaggerating and making his point 🤣 YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY CAT PLUSHIES ONE IS NEVER ENOUGH

and huhuhuhu i'm so thrilled you like my characterization of the others because that's really one of my greatest joys of writing this fic hahahaha. my fave from this fic has gotta be ran lol purely out of the image of him walking tall with a huge cotton candy covering his face. 🤣

and yes we won't have to tell sanzu!!!

thank you again for reading bel hehe 🥺 it makes me happy that you're happy hehe AND PLS YOU ARE FREE TO RAMBLE ON ABOUT ANYTHING TO ME ANYTIME. i hope your food is great today and everyday!!!!!!!

[charliebattinson]

BEST FRIENDS? | Best Friend! Shawn [BP] Part 1 | Shawn Mendes

A/N: Hello! I’m splitting this thing into two parts because it was so long haha. I just had so many ideas!! Honestly i’m such a sucker for the “best friends to lovers” trope it may be cliche as hell but it’s my fave. Part 2 has more of a storyline to it just in bullet point form! Also wanna thank @siennarossi, @innocent-before-mendes and @i-keep-craving-craving for advice and for helping me out! Hope you enjoy! Feedback is appreciated! Have a lovely day! ♡♡♡

☆ Read Part 2 here ☆

You moved to pickering when you were a kid and met Shawn when you were 4

He was your neighbor

Bedrooms facing each other

You always thought how stupid he looked trying to climb the tree that was impossible to climb at his age

Since you were new to town when you went to school you knew nobody

Playtime came and you saw shawn by the sandbox playing by himself

You walk to him and asked if you can play together

He was so shy "okay" red cheeks and all

Everything just hit off after that

You guys were attached to the hip

Walking to school holding hands or seating beside each other on the school bus

Some girls from school wanted to play with you and you were so happy to make more friends that you brought shawn with you but the girls said they don't play with boys

"But shawn goes with me wherever i go"

"I guess you can't play with us"

You ditch them for Shawn

“I’ll play your barbie dolls with you y/n”

Wouldn't it be cute to imagine when your parents open the door and look down to see kid shawn in his squeaky voice “Good afternoon Ms. y/l/n! Is y/n there?"

You guys loved watching barney together and singing the theme song

Role playing power rangers and pretending to be fighting each other

Till that one time you accidentally punched Shawn in the face and his nose bled

You always attend each other’s birthday parties and you always need each other by your side before blowing your birthday cake

You play husband wife sometimes

“y/n when were older im going to marry you”

“why shawn” “cause you’re my best friend”

Riding bikes together

Getting boo boos and helping each other out with the wound

“Here’s a bandaid Shawn it’s the barbie one”

Eating ice cream by the front porch

PLAYGROUND PLAYDATES

Giggling to each other while your both on the swings

Sometimes when there’s only one swing left Shawn would offer it to you and he’d start pushing your swing

Lots and lots of videos of you two when you were kids

Halloween time is always a fun time for the both of you because you guys to get to do matching costumes

One year would be you as Mario and Shawn as Luigi with the matching mustaches

“Hey how come you get to be Mario?” “Because I’m cooler Shawn”

another time would be Kim possible and Ron stoppable

another time as Spongebob and Patrick

then ferris and cameron from ferris bueller’s day off but no one ever really got who you were dressing up as that year

and that one time in school where you thought everyone was going to be wearing halloween costumes turns out only and shawn did

Horror movie marathons every halloween

You remember the time Shawn screamed like a girl

“Y/N please don’ tell anyone”

When its Christmas you would go out and make the weirdest looking snowman, snow angels, drinking hot cocoa, baking cookies for santa and opening presents while trying to stay up late and wait for Santa Claus to come out

“My father is the actual santa claus??” “You’re so dumb Shawn”

School plays together!!! Like little mermaid where you played a fish and shawn played a lobster

One of your school plays was also King Arthur

You were a local villager and shawn was the village idiot

Coloring coloring books together

Going to camp together during the summer

11 year old Shawn would be sporting braces and you would make fun of him when he got it

“HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR METAL MOUTH”

“shawn close your mouth you’re blinding me”

You were a little bit taller than him at that age

You guys would constantly call each other names the kiddish kind

“TOE LICKER” “BUTT SNIFFER” “ONION BREATHE”

He would freak out when he sees your bra laying on the bed

But would also be there for you when you start to panic when you finally get your period

“you aren’t going to die y/n. please your making me scared what if you die, i’m gonna be all alone”

shawn gets so scared when you say a bad word by accident

“Y/n you know we’re not supposed to be saying bad words or we’ll go to hell”

You’re both appalled by kissing when your parents do it or when you’re watching a movie

“EWWWWWWWWWWW” “YUUCK”

“COOTIES EW”

“okay class! go and pick a partner”

🌚 🌝

Your whole family knows Shawn. Shawn’s whole family knows you

Uncles, aunts, cousins and grandparents. THEY ALL KNOW SHAWN.

Your family is so familiar to having Shawn around the house so when he’s not there they ask “where’s Shawn?”

High school rolls in and you’re both invited to your first ever high school party

“Y/n do I wear a tux to these parties?” “Idiot”

He ended up wearing Capri shorts and his Birkenstocks

“Please tell me you aren’t wearing socks with your birkenstocks” “well…”

You play 7 minutes in heaven and shawn goes in with a girl

When he goes out, the girl looks so weirded out by shawn

“Well..what happened?”

“She was leaning for a kiss and I got nervous I just screamed at her”

you try alcohol for the first time together in your room; you raided wine in your parents collection

you both spit it out right after

“POISON!!!”

16 year old you is wondering how tall Shawn got over the summer because you have to tilt your head up to look at him

He’s also gotten cuter over the summer no more braces and thank god he stopped wearing those birkenstocks

he’s still wearing those baggy khaki pants

The insults have upgraded

“You stupid lanky dickhead” “fuck you y/n”

You both swear like sailors now

You’re by your lockers and he just salsa dances and sing songs  “look who got an A on chemistry byotch”

You’re both each other’s first kiss you rather have it be your best friend than be it someone else who won’t matter in a couple of years

Also for practice because Shawn ’s been pinning over some chick named Stephanie the whole freshman year

“Come on y/n so you can tell me if I suck or not”

He sucked

“YOU KISSED ME LIKE IM A CPR DUMMY”

Sleepovers at each other’s houses

passing notes in between classes, shawn wanting to play tic tac toe

Doing homework together

Copying each other’s homework

“Pssst shawn what’s the answer to no. 5?”

“I was gonna ask you that!”

“fuck”

Shawn going up your window late at night because he’s tall enough to finally climb the tree

but also the idiot tried doing a stunt and ended up bringing down one of your pipes down with him

you guys would meet each other by the window to say good night

sometimes when he knows you feel bad he would stare at your window and write down a note saying “are you okay?” or “feel better”

You attended junior prom together

“Look at you Shawn looking so fancy in that tux”

You see Shawn’s cheeks redden “thanks y/n you look pretty”

You try to pin his boutonnière and he keeps joking around that you pricked his skin

Till you actually pricked his skin cause he was moving around too much “idiot”

Ditched after a while cause it was getting boring, you both just headed out to the local diner and ordered milkshakes

For senior prom, you had to find a date because Shawn asked someone else; you were a little sad because you’re just used to you and Shawn doing everything together

Watching the schools football games together by the bleachers

They made shawn the school mascot

“it is a sauna inside here and i can’t fucking see anything”

always going together to high school parties

fist bumping to levels by avicii (beacause it was a bop at that time tbh)

asking each others approval when you find someone hot

constructing each other’s sentences before hitting send to your crush

there’s a girl that likes shawn and she’s very confident and flirting around with him and shawn just mumbles trying to talk to her “yeah ugh no yeah totally but ugh yeah no”

You’re just watching him trying your hardest not to laugh

“pathetic”

Giving each other tips on making a move

“I watched that movie hitch and they said that if a girl lingers by the front door it means she wants you to kiss her”

“Shawn you gotta stop screaming at a girl when they try to go near you”

You tell each other who you lost your virginity to and judging so hard

“WHY BECKY?” “Sleeping simon are you serious?”

Also being each other’s person to look for support and comfort whenver you’re feeling down

Shawn would get your favorite ice cream and listen to you on your bed cuddled up to him”

“Hey shawn i got your favorite muffins. Please tell me what’s wrong with you”

Shawn would tell you to leave him alone under the covers and you would just go under the covers

Being lab partners

Shawn making you laugh when he does an impersonation of professor fink with his lab coat and goggles

“Well according to my calculations..”

GRADUATION DAY

You would be cheering for each other when you both get on stage

“LETS GO Y/N LETS GO!!!”

“THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT THERE”

Shawn would just blast “SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER” on his jeep on your way to your graduation party

He wore a fucking vest and a casual tie with converse to the party

“A vest shawn? Really?”

”yolo y/n yolo”

Booze is present and you both have had a bit too much

You see Shawn standing up on the table dancing to Daft Punk’s One More Time

You push Shawn into the pool but he’s quick to grab you leaving both of you underwater

Going to the park after and riding the swings just like when you were kids

Figuring out what colleges to apply to

both of you just staring at your acceptance letters

“Open yours first” “No! You open yours first”

“FINE I’LL READ YOURS, YOU READ MINE”

Jumping because you both got in

Luckily you both wanted to go to the same college with just different courses so the long distance friendship is off the books

You’re headed off to college to fix your dorm rooms

Shawn would be in such a school spirit he’s already wearing the college hat and hoodie

Shawn just starts playing “everybody lets go” song from dora the explorer in the car

“Here we go...”

☆ Read part 2 here ☆

[sainadazai]

When your crush is angry all the time

Ch.3

Sharks or whales?

  Ch.3 

Sharks or Whales is not a stupid question 

Bakugou pov

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"I noticed it, you aren't slick katsu!"

"The fuck? Noticed what!"

"You know what, how could you"

"WOULD YOU STOP CRYING ITS ANNOYING AS FUCK"

"you don't even tell me you love me, but you can do that"

"The fuck...we only started dating like a week ago"

"Yea but- but- i"

"You what? Huh? Tell me what your talking about or get out of my face"

God, I really need to stop making impulse decisiones. I could just keep fighting with her though...she is always hotter when she is angry. That's how this all started in the first place, at that damn sports festival. Why did I have to find it so hot? 

Fucking occhaco, are you really only my type when your in battle? 

"Just shut up okay." 

"Wh-"

I made myself quick to press my lips to hers and when she gasped I skipped my tongues in too. I wanted to be slow and sensual, even with tongue, but I couldn't. The slower I kiss her the more I remember how much I am not right for her. How she is feeling something but I can't feel it anymore. I skipped my hand behind her back and drew our lower bodies closer together. 

At least occhaco is a good kisser. I bet that stalker bitch from earlier isn't. I bet she is crusty and musty and fucl she was hot though. No. She is weird, she probably got in here because of her mom so she is spoiled. What a fucking princess. 

All of a sudden chaco trips on something and is pulled away from the kiss she falls backwards and landed flat on her ass. It takes some work not to laugh but whoever did that is going to die. Even if I wasn't really enjoying myself there, I could've been. They wouldn't know. 

I look down at my girlfriend in shock. What catches my eye first, though, is something wrapped around her ankle. I bent down to see what it was. I quickly got confused because she had a dead vine wrapped half way up her call and an equally dead rose on the end of it. 

"What the fuck"

I look back up to see the stalker doing her own thing and talking with shitty hair and a dulce face. It has to be her, no one else has this quirk. I don't know her quirk, but nobody else would've done this. Fucking wierdo. 

I start walking across the classroom to where she is sitting on top of her desk, manspreading and laughing with my extras. 

"No, I'm a serious shark or whale?" Y/n asks with the most serious face I've ever seen.

"Uhm sharks, duh"

"Why though?" 

"Sharks have cool sharp teeth and they move super fast" 

"Everyone says that, but think about this...whales are so big and fat and they dont even care, they are just fucking bosses, being slow as shit and still monchin on krill and small animals, they dont even have to fight or anything"

"I-y/n you-"

"No, imagine you could just walk around with your mouth open and food would just go in. "

"Oh my god, she is right," dunce face made a stupid look of awe at the girl. 

I wanted to snap her for fucking doing that to occhaco...but for a second I was actually distracted by how she was right about shitty whales. Fucking wierdo, though.

"Oi, stalker bitch" 

I could tell she was a creep by how fast her eyes lit up after I yelled at her. Who does she think she is? She likes it when i'm mad or something? 

"Me!? Yes sir, what do you need?" She hopped off of her desk and practically bounced over to me. 

"What the fuck was that, you shitty stalker?" I spoke darkly and pointed to where me and my fucking...girlfriend had been kissing. 

"What do you mean?" She asked, looking at me with a serious face. 

"That fuckong stunt you just pulled with the fucking flower," I hissed leaning down as I yelled at her. 

"Oh, I was jealous." She said once again completely seriously,  but she had a bright smile on her face. Why is she being so straightforward, has she never met a guy before? Half the girls in this school crush on me, obviously, but they wouldnt dare say dumb shit like that to me. 

"THE FUCK" 

"I saw you kissing your girlfriend, and it made me get this feeling like i wanted you to not do that...I mean, are you dense, never been jealous before? Or do you not know what it means..."

"I KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS, BITCH! BUT YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW ME, BACK OFF!"

"But..." she looked at the floor again, I swear if she fucking cries I will throw her. 

Her aura went 360 and for some reason I got a shitty feeling in my chest, but it was moving lower...I think. Was I horny right now? What the fuck, no. 

Her head came back up and she was smirking, I wonder if this is something she got from her mom...

Those e/c eyes met with mine holding an erotic feeling that shot down my whole body. Her face was so fucking pretty right now, for no good reason and she fully lifted to peer up at me. It was much too effective in turning me on, since I was already leaning towards her a bit in my anger.

I grosled at the feeling, and then she rose her finger to point at me, just like fucking lunch time. She pressed it to my chest making me want to hit it away, but for some reason I waited to see what she would say. 

"I only really came to see you..." she spoke in a ridiculously seductive tone but at the same time...a whisper. 

"W-"

"Shh" her finger was brought off of my chest and pressed to my lips in a huh motion. 

"Don't worry boom boom, I know I don't know you but if you would enlighten me im sure I could understand you a bit better...I only have one question..."

"SPIT IT OUT YOU SHITTY STALKER!"

as soon as i yelled her finger retracted and her face returned to an innocent smile. Why does this bitch have so many faces? She looked way to excited for her question, while I was confused as to why it felt like two seconds ago she might litteraly try to fuck me, and now she looks like a kid in a candy store. 

"Sharks or whale, bakugou? SHARKS OR WHALES!?"

oh fuck this shit...

Timeskip* one week of y/n being totally confusing but also sexy later. 

Y/n pov 

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I think I did something bad. I think I actually got them to break up. I don't wanna do that because my new friend mina explained what homewrecking was, and that isnt my goal. I just want to know if seeing his face all the time makes it less special, or if this crush is more. 

I shouldn't have gone so hard in combat training I guess..

"Whatever, its was stupid anyway"

"Yeah, uraraka, you deserve better than him, fucking dick"

The cute round-faced girl had tears bordering her eyes and was allowing everyone to comfort her in her loss. 

I felt pretty fuckibg terrible about what I had caused, I mean they were in a real relationship. If I had been dating somebody for a long time, and then some weirdo showed up and ruined it...I would hate her. 

"I cant believe he is so mean.." she clung to who I think is yaoyorozu, and cried into her chest. 

"It's not your fault, you didn't know he was all like that, it was only a week"

The creation- quilled girl spoke as she pet occhaco's hair and soothed her. Wait a fucking mintue. They only were dating for a week? The fuck?

"Hahahahahaha oh my god" I couldn't help but break out into laughter. 

This past week I came to teams with the fact that maybe her and him had something real, so I figured I'll settle for being free from hell, as opposed to trying to..I don't know. I don't even know what my plan was when I moved schools. I wanted to see him, meet him, make him angry again or something. 

However I never thought through a plan. So I suppose I would just have to enjoy the fact I can have male friends now. I started to back off, but one week, and she is crying over him burning me up a bit. What the hell?

"Y/n what the fuck!?" Ashido whispered and yelled at me. 

I turned a bit to face her, instead of the ridiculous scene in front of me. She had her brows furrowed and looked at me like I was crazy. 

"Think about it mina..they dated for one week...and she is crying because they broke up..it's like..it's like...bahahaha," i couldn't finish the thought without laughing but asido seemed to also find my humor in this situation. 

I saw how she almost laughed before catching herself and feighing seriousness. The other girls, minus occhaco and momo, had turned their attention towards us, looking wearily at our closeness. 

"Excuse me, I AM GOING TO GO TEACH Y/N SOME DECENCY" mina whispered yelled again, turning to face me with a fake angry look. I wasn't sure what was happening, because I have never been in a situation like this before. So I let out a little giggle and nodded, my face red and starting to hurt from the smile and laugh I couldn't suppress. 

Mina grabbed my arm just under my elbow, gripping it almost tight enough to hurt. She dragged me around the corner of the living room, into the hallway of yaoyorozou's house. We had all been told to rush here after school for an urgent matter.

When I first read the group texts I kinda thought it might be an orgy, so I figured I would come even though I didn't really want to. However..I showed up to this mansion to find a crying floaty-girl and a lot of food for some reason. It confused me because at my old school girls didn't really cry, or get sad, or be emotional. When they did it was usually about reason things, like a stolen diary, hair pulling during combat training, or one of the worst offences at my old school: playing pop music. 

Yeah, it's a weird thing for a ton of princesses and rich girls to care about..but I've seen girls lose eyes over playing "mad at disney '' in the dorms when we all know it is pretty much a sin.

Mina pushed me back against the wall of the hallway, and I would be aroused if now for the fact that she backed away and crouched over herself in laughter. 

"I-pfft I don't baha know why but bahahaj you are so right"

I didn't even become surprised by her action, I just laughed with her letting myself slide down the wall. 

"If you hadn't asked pfft bakugou that question, they would probably still be dating!" She was fucking wheezing and an idea came to my mind.

"Hey, ashido, you think if they made it to two weeks they could have scheduled a time to bahah hug in the halls"

"Y/n pfft, I think that's more of a ....3 three week anniversary thing"

We were both in fetal positions in momos big velvet- themed hallway laughing our asses off. We had no idea how the guys were reacting to this strange break up, but if a girl hated me for one of my key personality traits I'd be pretty set on..not dating them either. Good for you boom boom. Pftt ``y-you think someday we can -maybe um..mk-kiss in the mo-mouth"

"Omg your too much bahahaha"

3rd person pov

Meanwhile bakugou, kaminari, kirishima and sero were sitting in separate places around kaminari's room, not minding the huge fight between their friend and y/n...and occhaco for some reason earlier. 

"I don't get it, why did you hit her after she already beat you bakugou..like y/n was so cool and I get you dont like to lose but that royal quirk thing was many as shit and you ruined the vibe"

"Tch, whatever, she is just a weirdo bitch"

"You know that's not true dude...she actually pretty hot"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP DUNCE FACE, YOU WANNA ME TO TREAT YOU LIKE MINETA" 

"Jeez, just being honest. We all know you like it when girls can fight...i mean it's like the only reason you went out with uraraka anyway."

"THAT FUCKING ROUND FACE! WHO IS SHE TO CALL ME TOO FUCKING SCARY." 

"I mean, you kinda were, but she a bit overreacting, sure"

"Shut up sero, if she is scared, she is allowed to be scared. Its not manly to shame her"

"I know kiri, but like, if you are gonna date bakugou, shouldn't you be someone who doesn't cry when he is mean. Cuz like he is mean all the time."

"I guess..I kinda imagined she would try to calm him down but she kinda just made us all feel guilty, huh"

"YEAH CUZ SHE IS A WHIMPY BITCH"

"Shut up, this isn't about you bakugou"

"THE HELL IT ISN'T"

"Hey guys, don't you think it's kinda weird that we are in a like...serious conversation, but we are all on our phones not looking at each other," Sero pitched in, still not taking his eyes off of his phone screen where he was playing clash of clans. 

He was right, the four boys were in opposite corners of the room occupying themselves with different social media. 

"No" kaminari replied as he scrolled through his phone, not actually doing anything on it

"Not really" kirishima added in, as he was searching instagram, looking for y/ns account because he had developed a curiosity to what she looked like out of uniform. 

He had only got a glimpse of her casual clothing on the first day, not enough to even process, and for some reason when you trained you hadn't had a hero suit either. It seemed you would just wear a tank top and sweats during hero training in your first week. 

Unbeknownst to him, you hadn't had one to wear in the first place. Most of your planning for life revolved around being lazy and not needing to do any work. So, unlike the students here, you had not planned or sketched any type of hero suit. You were however working on a pretty simple one that just allowed you to be comfortable while you worked, but mom definitely was going to um...do something about that. 

"its fucking normal tape arms, everyone does this shit" bakugou spoke kinda quietly. He was just hoping no one would look up and come see that he had actually succeeded in getting your instagram. He was finding out... a lot of new things. For one, he definitely wasn't seeing your casual everyday attire. 

His thoughts were a mess, he figured, unlike kirishima, that he would use your first and last name. While his friend used y/n kayama, your well known mother's last name. He had first went on the Internet and found that you scared the last name of a king, and he knew that your quirk was royal from what you explained during your battle with him.

The outfit you wore on the first day had him in for it. As that style was exactly his type, his eyes lingered too long. However seeing you as a ballerina and a fucking princess gave him a weird feeling. He didn't know what it was, but he hated it. He hated you, and your pretty posture and cool style and your fucking princess shit. He even hated the irony in how he called you a princess for even getting into U.A. However, if you were truly the princess of the elementus quirk family...he was going to have bigger problems than your stupid questions in class. . . .

[usunkmyship]

Question thing kill me now

@simply-one-hell-of-a-url tagged me, thanx they you awkward fuck. (ง •̀_•́)ง Rules: Answer these 92 questions and tag 20 people to answer them too @supernatural-misha-11 @atlantis-ice-42 @sunofhades @kitty-heron I have no friends 1. Drink: rose lemonade 
2. Phone call: okay but annoying IF HE FUCKING CRIES THAT HE WANTS YOU BACK 
3. Text message: sublime 👌🏻
4. Song you listened to: in too deep, sum 41 
5. Time you cried: constantly oh look I’m crying right now HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: DOES THE GINGER CUNT COUNT @supernatural-misha-11
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah 
8. Been cheated on: DOES THE GINGER CUNT COUNT 
9. Lost someone special: hahahahahaha my self esteem 
10. Been depressed: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: green , blue , ???? Grey? IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yeah 
16. Fallen out of love: hahaha *cough* ginger cunt *cough*
17. Laughed until you cried: who hasn’t ? 
18. Found out someone was talking about you: when aren’t people talking about me I love it cause I’m an ATTENTION WHORE IF YOU HAVENT NOTICED
19. Met someone who changed you: ???
20. Found out who your friends are: eh they’re all dicks no offence bros GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them 
23. Do you have any pets: 
they would die BUT MY BFF HAS 2 ADORABLE CATS 24. Do you want to change your name: EH okay so my name is pretentious as fuck so sometimes yes but sometimes no 
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: I stayed at home and did nothing again 
26. What time did you wake up: ??? 9 ish 
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: READING
28. Name something you can’t wait for: college and marvel films and Voltron season 3 idk lots of stuff 29. When was the last time you saw your mum: like 2 minuets ago 
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: okay so wish I’d have gone to this private all girls school where I live cause my school is a piece of shit and now I probably will never make anything of myself 
31. What are you listening right now: the voice kids UK there are three amazing girls singing a little mix song 
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes ??? Wtf whoever made this has a thing about Tom whoever he is ??? That BOI is either lucky or about to be killed 
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: THEOS sense of humour BOI please be less funny 
34. Most visited Website: Yamam.org
35. Mole/s:nah 
36. Mark/s: SCAR ON MA FACE 
37. Childhood dream: death 
38. Haircolor: brown
39. Long or short hair: mid
40. Do you have a crush on someone: 
did idk maybe there was a cute girl at hockey the other day who looked super gay but she’s too old for me -_- 41. What do you like about yourself: ??? Nothing , everything TELL ME IM PRETTY 
42. Piercings: non but I want some 
43. Bloodtype: idk they don’t tend to tell u that shit in the UK unless you get ill 
44. Nickname: Jem , mim, jerimoo jeBourbon biscuit 
, jemormon , the list is endless 45. Relationship status: non 
46. Zodiac: Capricorn 
47. Pronouns: she her 
48. Favorite TV Show: Gavin and Stacy ITS A FUCKING CLASSIC ORGINAL JAMES CORDEN FFS
49. Tattoos:non but I want some 
50. Right or left hand: RIGHT IS SUPIRIOR
51. Surgery: *surgeon simulator music plays dramatically*
52. Hair dyed in different color: OKAY SO I DID DYED MY HAIR AQUA TODAY 
53. Sport: field hockey and dance 
54. (question wasn’t here) *X-FILES THEME*
55. Vacation: some where not hot not cold that’s not boring 
56. Pair of trainers: ???????? I’d rather wear docs MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: no food it’s discussing the more tasteless the better 
58. Drinking: water with 2 (two) ice cubes 
59. I’m about to: do nothing with my life again 
62. Want: to cry idk??
63. Get married: yes with my so and if I never achieve that with Theo platonically love you BAE 
64. Career: ugh idk ? Museum curation ? Dancer ? WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses:hugs I love hugs I need a hug 
66. Lips or eyes: why not both 
67. Shorter or taller: TALL PEOPLE ARE GOOD 
68. Older or younger: what does this even mean ?
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach ?
71. Sensitive or loud: why not both 
72. Hook up or relationship: eww people 
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: WHY NOT BOTH …………………………….…. .… ………….. HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: NOPE 
75. Drank hard liquor: NOPE 
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: JINKIES MY GLASSES 
77. Turned someone down: ye
78. Sex on the first date: nah 
79. Broken someone’s heart: ye he left me a voice mail of him crying and we weren’t even really dating we never even kissed 
80. Had your heart broken: eh??? Do I have a heart to break ?
81. Been arrested: nah 
82. Cried when someone died: does it count if your the one that died?????
83. Fallen for a friend: yes but also https://youtu.be/Nrogx1VH9PU DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: 😂😂😂 
85. Miracles: JESUS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR
86. Love at first sight: nah 
87. Santa Claus: MMHMM I SAW MUMMY KISSING SANTA CLAWS 
88. Kiss on the first date: ? OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: THEO YOU DICKHEAD I LOVE YOU 
91. Eye color: jade green 
92. Favorite movie: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 FIGHT ME ITS THAT GINGER CUNTS FAULT.

[reds-revenge]

im feeling evil so ALL THE LOCATION ASKS

>:( probably Josie anon, do you know how many times I gotta switch pages now? I’m kidding you’re cool mobile just sucks.

*deep breath* here we go

Amsterdam: yeah, I think so. I’ve always been the weird one, usually in a nice way but I’m still the weird one. I kinda sound like a robot when I’m tired, or trying to accomplish something, and I guess that’s not how all people think?? Anyway.

Athens: ahaha I’m not a perfectionist, I’m the PLATONIC IDEAL OF A PERFECTIONIST. Listen okay I will sink as much time as I need to get it perfect, that’s happening less with the depression bc I just can’t get it up to my standard, I’m trying to make this a Growing Opportunity and learn to set Attainable Goals, but it usually ends with me panicking instead. Ah well

Belgrade: my mother had a loooong list of names and my dad tried to mock them all, they only kept ones that you couldn’t really make weird nicknames for, one of my friends took that as a challenge and called me Kira the Mirra (like mirror) for a year, it was interesting

mom called my kiramodo dragon bc of some noise I made when I was a baby. I thought my name was baby for a while bc they called me Baby Kira my Deara. Then I decided I wasn’t a baby and dubbed myself Kira my Deara the Kid.

Berlin: well for that I’d have to KNOW what I what. I can usually do whatever, but I would really like is absolute certainty about things like do I exist, am I hurting people by existing, etc. and that’s just not something we get in this life. It’s :) so :) fun :) :) :)

Bratislava: it doesn’t have a firm genre, there’s a lot of oddly philosophical themes for something that’s mostly sci fi/ comedy, but there’s also bildungsroman elements bc life amiright, and what’s science besides a mystery?

The protagonist is Done™ with everyone including herself, there’s cephalopods.

Brussels: I’m not fluent in all the languages I borrow from but yeah I do this a lot, I’m a language nerd. I did it more often when I was younger and still liked learning Latin.

Bucharest: NOT ON PURPOSE OKAY, WE’D KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE WE WERE FIVE SO ALMOST TEN YEARS AT THE TIME, I THOUGHT OF HIM AS MY BROTHER, WHY THE FUCK IS HE WRITING EMO STORIES ABOUT KISSING ME WE WERE S I B L I N G S.

I don’t think of him as family anymore but not bc of the ~*drama*~, I learned some Things and grew Wise. (Well, wisER)

Budapest: maybe, I was five, my love was unrequited. We ended up being friends bc in such a small class whatcha gonna do? We didn’t talk about that fiasco for ten years, turns out that whole declaring my love to the class thing was pretty awkward for him. Whoops.

Copenhagen: outside of old, distant relatives, no. I haven’t actually kissed someone romantically before at all, and I don’t have a desire to. I’m not saying I wouldn’t ever someday, I just haven’t sought that kinda thing out.

Dublin: between being a minor and being an obsessive rule follower, that hasn’t happened. I doubt I ever will, losing even the slightest bit of control over myself terrifies me

Helsinki: now this is interesting. I’m guessing this is referring to romantic love, but it doesn’t SAY that.

Look, I wanna be a scientist. Like really really wanna be a scientist, always have, always will. This sounds cliche but I feel like I was made for the sciences, I really do.

but I gotta go with love. Not romantic necessarily, just in general. And this isn’t a “well I’d better choose the Virtuous thing.” Like, I feel made for science, but science doesn’t mean anything if you’re not using it for something. Neither does art for that matter. Idk, but without love–for my family, my friends, for squids, for God–i just don’t see the point of this whole life thing. So yeah, I’m going with love

Kiev: YES AND FRANKLY I’D CHOOSE THE KNIFE EVERY TIME. I’m not gonna tell you EVERYTHING EVER THAT WAS SAID TO ME bc that would take way too long but yes, yes I have even when they weren’t trying to be knife words

Lisbon: I’m honestly not sure, like I like Hamilton’s America but I hate Trump’s, also I’m really drawn to the British isles and honestly France and Polynesia and India and Russia are all cool, so like I don’t feel like I belong but I might not belong anywhere if that makes sense? Idk tbh

Ljubljana: not really, I sound like my mother over the phone and if you look at baby pictures without the hair showing Greta and I get mixed up (not by family by friends) I have kind of distinctive hair, so.

London: Google says this is thinking vs feeling basically so I gotta go sense (thinking)

Luxembourg: I REGRET EVERYTHING and I often regret things deeply, like really stupid things bc of ~*damaging theology*~ but now mostly because ~*Ocd*~ (I think idk I guess maybe knocking that board over really will send me to hell, I’ve been spinning over this for YEARS)

Madrid: ALL THE TALENTS but maybe speaking fluent French, juggling, and playing guitar if you want some specifics

Moscow: No. I mean when else would I do all the thinking? Not during the day when I’m half asleep, surely.

Nicosia: whenever I’m nervous or exhausted which is most of the time now tbh

Oslo: HAhahahahaha this is hilarious. I’d like absolute 100% certainty that everything is 100% okay, always has been, and always will be. I don’t know what okay even is here but I know that 100% certainty does not exist and also everything probably isn’t okay, and EVEN IF I KNEW THIS I would still be nervous for some hellish reason, I don’t think I’ll ever actually have peace of mind :/

Paris: I mean yeah, but not more afraid than I am of most things. I guess I’m more scared I’d mess it up somehow

Podgorica: HELL YEAH. I mean, I’m curious about death and franklyitwouldntbeterribleifigothitbyasnipertomorrow @ the government, but setting that aside I’ve been raised on stories of people dying, dying for good or evil but for what they believe and I was kinda scared when I was little that I’d chicken out and surrender to the fascist government or whatever but I won’t, I’ll just do the thing, follow the rule same as any other. And even if my beliefs are wrong we’re all gonna die anyway, so

Prague: not really, no. I’ve got a good family, a good church for once, I’m heading to running start next year to study what I want, I don’t really have something to be jealous of.

I mean I’d like my brain to work but I’m not *jealous* of people who’s brains do the thing, I’m happy for them I just would like to be like that too

Reykjavik: A TINY FLOATING ISLAND COUNTRY I COULD PARK WHERE I WANTED I MEAN I DOUBT I’M GONNA MOVE PERMANENTLY OUT OF AMERICA BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS HARD AND MY FAMILY’S HERE BUT I DON’T LIKE ABSOLUTE RULES WHERE I DON’T NEED THEM

Riga: I would take as many selfies as I had to to get one I only kinda hate, I would post that one. (Yeah this is specific but I’m waiting for the technicality police over here, I totally would tho I don’t really care)

Rome: yeah but not romantically. I mean this is gonna sound weird I’m sorry but once in a blue moon I get an overwhelming sense of God and His love for me, that sounds cheesy or fake or something but I’m too tired to not be painfully honest rn

Sarajevo: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND. I wouldn’t do whatever they asked me to, I’m not gonna sign my mind over bc they’re human too and not always right and maybe the stakes are high etc, but if they need something I'ma do the thing at any cost of time, resources, sanity, etc. to myself I’ve got no boundaries here

Skopje: I honestly don’t know?? I’ve been called a lot of sweet things by a lot of sweet people and I remember EVERY SINGLE ONE and honestly I don’t think I could choose one, they’re all sweet in different ways, you know?

Sofia: not in a physical way, women are shockingly treated differently from men in Puritainville, but most people were fine with me in general if I didn’t touch certain buttons. Everyone had different buttons but never said what they were until whoops! It was fun :)

Mental health is also a super fun topic in Puritainville if you were wondering, someone told my mom when I first pulled out of school that I didn’t need a doctor, I just needed a book on Grace, because clearly my theology was why I couldn’t talk and slept fifteen hours a day

Also being Anglican was interesting, I tried explaining the whole icon thing and Lent and via media but it fell on deaf ears

I dunno if this is prejudice related or not but some guy called me a Pharisee when I was seven bc I told him off for making it impossible for me to follow the rules, he was trying to make us scared to teach us about God’s grace, you can imagine how well tiny Kira handled that

wow okay well I guess that’s a yes then

Stockholm: UNFORTUNATELY

In middle school everyone wrote stories about their thinly disguised classmates, and then in ninth grade creepy mcbadideas wrote stories about me saving him from his life basically and then him saving me from depression with a kiss, it was weird

and then Mom has used the whole family for story ideas

Tallinn: I can’t recall a rumour I’ve heard about myself, I’m very open. There were certainly rumors about me being ~*liberal*~ but that was actually true so idk.

I’d like to hear some though, I’m so out there already it’s gotta be entertaining

Tirana: no??? I’m honestly not sure what sexy is but everyone else seems to? Mom swears boys look at me–she’s usually telling me how not to die at a bus stop when this comes up– but I don’t notice anything

Valletta: thankfully no, at least not a big one. The worst I’ve injured myself was when I kinda timed a jump over a brick wall wrong and took out a chunk of my shin.

Vienna: I gave this one A LOT OF THOUGHT but I don’t think there’s like one song that totally captures my life, I definitely identify with songs but there’s not one single song in part because I’m still trying to process my life, you know? Fit things into the correct slots. Until I do that–if that’s even possible–i won’t have just one song. Sorry!!

Vilnius: yeah, why not? If it’s not like a permanent thing bc I have issues with permanency then it’d be cool, if only to get another point of reference for how things are done

Warsaw: i AM a depression lol. I thought two years was about as long as major depressive episodes lasted but I guess not, or maybe I was misdiagnosed idk

Zagreb: I’ve certainly given my TRUST to people I shouldn’t have, I’ve given my FRIENDSHIP to people I shouldn’t have, but I don’t think I’ve ever given someone my heart when I shouldn’t have.

Zurich: not at all. It’s a means to an end, you need it for college and food and stuff, but outside of that I really don’t care. I’ve been trying to figure out how we could restructure society without money and keep it fair and not suppress individuality and keep everyone taken care of it’s an interesting thought experimentTHERE I’M DONE I hope you appreciate that that took me a couple HOURS JOSIE I love you but WOW am I glad that’s over

[low-budget-mulan]

ALL OF THEM

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

A baby probably

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

depends who I am with and where I am 

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Mo

4. Are you easy to get along with?

yee

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

I sure hope he would. But yea he would. 

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

catholic, baby loving, sarcastic

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Yes

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

mo

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

depends on context and with who 

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Mo

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

...........

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Your Love by WAL 

Taste of Eternity by Bellarive

that’s it 

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yes. It is calming 

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Miracles

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I got to go to World Youth Day! I SAW THE POPE!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

never kissed anyone 

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

no

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

HAHAHAHAHAHA no 

19. Do you like bubble baths?

yes.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

depends on the neighbor 

21. What are you bad habits?

laziness

22. Where would you like to travel?

Europe, Japan 

23. Do you have trust issues?

Is the Pope Catholic?

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Sleeping 

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

Yes 

26. What do you do when you wake up?

wish I was sleeping 

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Neither.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

Renee and Kelsey 

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Yea, but like an hour after it happened.I told him no. He was a douche 

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Hell to the yea 

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

the father the son and the holy spirit 

33. Spell your name with your chin.

no

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Used to play Water Polo

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

music 

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

yes. 

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

So this one time I made a woman priest joke to the cardinal of my archdiocese.

or

I once made my priest think I was pregnant

or 

so this is awkward, but would you like me to make it more awkward?

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Catholic 

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

grocery 

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I graduated already. Become a Paramedic, get married, and have babies. In no particular order 

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

depends on the person 

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

you’re* 

I’m probably pissed 

43. Do you smile at strangers?

depends 

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEE

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

food

46. What are you paranoid about?

nothing 

47. Have you ever been high?

no high like the most high. CAN I GET AN AMEN! 

48. Have you ever been drunk?

once 

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

no?

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

black like my soul 

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

all the time 

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

everything 

53. Favourite makeup brand?

dont wear makeup 

54. Favourite store?

grocery 

55. Favourite blog?

already answered 

56. Favourite colour?

purple 

57. Favourite food? 

Jesus

58. Last thing you ate?

nachos

59. First thing you ate this morning?

water?

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

no I suck. 

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

no 

62. Been arrested? For what?

no i’m a good noodle 

63. Ever been in love? 

yes 

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

I’ll tell you when it happens 

65. Are you hungry right now?

no 

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

currently liking the tumblr friends more 

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter but only for @prudecatholic 

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr 

69. Are you watching tv right now?

no 

70. Names of your bestfriends?

@thecatholicnugget @captainvatican @thebashfulhound renee kelly 

  71. Craving something? What?

babies 

72. What colour are your towels?

i have many. 

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

one 

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

i mean theyre on my bed, but like falling through the cracks 

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

a couple?

75. Favourite animal?

octopus and dog 

76. What colour is your underwear?

pink 

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

not chocolate 

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

white

80. What colour pants?

jeans 

81. Favourite tv show?

sherlock, sirens, bobs burgers 

82. Favourite movie?

Totoro, Home 

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

1

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls 

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

damien 

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

the im obnoxious kid 

87. First person you talked to today?

my sisters school nurse 

88. Last person you talked to today?

digicatholit squad 

89. Name a person you hate?

n

90. Name a person you love?

jesus 

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

always 

92. In a fight with someone?

no 

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

too many 

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

too many 

95. Last movie you watched?

idk?

96. Favourite actress?

idk?

97. Favourite actor?

idk?

98. Do you tan a lot?

i get tan often. but only if I go outside. which isnt common 

99. Have any pets?

theyre all dead 

100. How are you feeling?

i have a headache 

101. Do you type fast?

yee 

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

everything 

103. Can you spell well?

yee 

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

no 

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

ye 

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

idk?

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

ye

108. What should you be doing?

sleeping 

109. Is something irritating you right now?

ye

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

ye

111. Do you have trust issues?

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

idk?

113. What was your childhood nickname?

from my family? Fatty. I didn’t have nicknames from anyone else (and no i did not like the nickname) 

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

ye

115. Do you play the Wii?

ye 

116. Are you listening to music right now?

no 

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

ye 

118. Do you like Chinese food?

ye 

119. Favourite book?

bible 

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

no 

121. Are you mean?

i can be 

122. Is cheating ever okay?

no 

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

depends 

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no 

125. Do you believe in true love?

ye 

126. Are you currently bored?

ye 

127. What makes you happy?

sleep 

128. Would you change your name?

ye when I get married 

129. What your sign?

sign language 

130. Do you like subway?

it’s ok 

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

marry him ( if I am dating him then he is my best friend of the opposite sex soooooooo) 

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

didnt i answer this already?

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

your love 

134. Can you count to one million?

why would i do that 

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

i love you 

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

i don’t have a door to my room... 

137. How tall are you?

5 ft 6 in 

138. Curly or Straight hair?

straight 

139. Brunette or Blonde?

brunnette 

140. Summer or Winter?

winter 

141. Night or Day?

night 

142. Favourite month?

christmas 

143. Are you a vegetarian?

no i dont hate myself 

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

dark 

145. Tea or Coffee?

coffee

146. Was today a good day?

i mean I was basically fired. but yea it was ok 

147. Mars or Snickers?

neither 

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“let the blood flow.” - Ali (tumblingducks) 

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

ye but god is stronger 

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

requires too much effort 

[daehnii]

B.A.P party baby in D.C. Fanaccount

I wanna start this out by saying how much I adore B.A.P and how much this D.C. Concert means to me. I actually went to see them at this exact venue four years ago. Back then I was a sophomore in high school and now I’m a sophomore in college and I just idk it’s so important to me bc I’ve grown up as a person and B.A.P has really helped me do so and follow my dreams so lmao I’m emotional and my night couldn’t have been better. 

I just wanted to see them again with hi touch and photo op and I got so much more out of tonight god fuck

More info on my night underneath!!!!!

 Ok so b shoo is really good like he got some jams. It really got the venue even more hyped up and it was great. 

I can’t remember the exact order of the songs so I’m just gonna spew words lol HIMJAE was so cute I got a vid of it omg himchan stroked Jae’s face ahhahahaha in the beginning it was mainly bangdaeup on my side and it was GOOD god fuck their voices are so good and Zelo kept coming over to our side so I got many videos of him. Hearing B.A.P live is amazing like their voices are so pure and so beautiful? 

 Yongguk: So happy so so happy to see him on the stage again, he had a water gun and he was trying to use it but I think he didn’t know how hahahahahaha but he figured it out! And sprayed us all lollll he wore sunglasses most of the show and was on our side A LOT and he just looked so in his element and lifted his arms and swayed a lot like his calm kinda dancing, I cheered so much for his parts in skydive I just seeing skydive as ot6 really made me want to cry omg he just looked so comfy and happy also during be happy he lifted his shirt and showed his stomach and it was sorta not like abs but flat and I just seeing him fed is so good to me like you don’t need abs u beautiful man and his voice idk I just feel IT IN MY SOUL oh my god when he speaks and raps it just envelopes you I reallly love him so much 

 Himchan: he came over to our side near the end half and goddamn he slays, he was having such a good time and kept jumping up and down and he kept blowing kisses and looking up at the balcony, seeing him do his bunny smile is so good and pure and amazing and god his voice was amazing like jeez I’ve always been so in love with his speaking voice and laugh so hearing him speak and laugh love is just usgfjkglb He kept putting his arm around Jongup too hahahaha and gave him a rose as well and it was adorable

 Daehyun: HE WAS SO EXTRA like he ran up to so many phones and sang to people and high fived people and blew kisses and threw hearts and he threw me and my friend a heart and I just cry omg he really is such a sweetheart and joked a lot too and kept saying I love you to everyone, his solo was so good like he’s really improving so much and his dance jesus fuck I exploded, seeing him smile is so amazing and his vocals were so so so good and clean, he really did so well I’m so proud of him, and during some point he wiggled his butt in front of the crowd as his dance and LMAO why are you learning from junhong hahahahaha Daejae was prevalent oh my god, they ran forward during Spy I think, held onto each other and did that hella corny dance where they sway their hips oh my god and they held onto each other a lot it was so cute like I love seeing them have fun and mess around with each other

  Youngjae: JEEZ BALL OF ENERGY he didn’t come to our side that often but I tried to get as many vids of him omg he was going ham on the crowd and spraying so much water on the other side and like during the songs where they don’t do choreo watching youngjae jump and dance and just enjoy himself is literally the best thing to grace your eyes with, he’s so bubbly and amazing and such a ball of sunshine oh my god he also gave the cutest waves and he waved at my friend right next to me uahdjkfkvlb his voice was A++++ god frick he’s got such good vocals I cry 

  Jongup: As soon as the song starts he’s like HOT DAMN but when they did talks or their more free songs he was the softest bean omg, istg he kept looking in our direction but I don’t know if he actually saw people? Cause sometimes this boy forgets to wear his contacts lmao but hot damn his solo stage was on fire, I wanted to cry lava tears he’s really so amazing live and seeing the way his body moves when he does their choreo is so clean and crisp and he always has a little smirk on like ???? Pls pls calm my heart but he literally would give the shyest smiles and waves and ended his little speech with a half heart and I cry I love him so much

  Zelo: ok I can say with certainty that this boy came after me tonight like he was literally in front of us for almost the entire concert and I’ve always loved the way he dances BUT GODDAMN THE WAY HE DANCES and he was such a cheeky kid ahhahahaha he didn’t do much fanservice overall but he picked tonight! And he chose this cute girl and said bc of her tattoos on her arm ALSO I saw junhong’s tattoo when ever he jumped and his shirt rose up and I caught it on video bless, but also when the girl said her name was Jordan he literally pretended to jump and dump hoops I cry whys he like this, but the vid they made seemed to be super cute also this kid wiggled his butt so much at the crowd like pls calm down I cry, his solo was so amazing I’m literally Beaming at how good his voice sounded and how cute the lyrics were. I got a nice af fancam of it too hahahaha I love him so much god fuck 

Encore: y'all during encore I was near the stage and goddamn personal space was non existent lol and they did bang x2 and Himchan and Jongup were head banging on our side it was so good, Himchan was yelling so much and then held his throat and said ah it hurts I think he yelled too much he had the cutest pout oh my god, then him and Jongup just kept head banging and singing and it was amazing, and then they ran down and high fived us all I am blessed oh my god, before he high fived me Jongup gave the sweetest smile oh my god then Himchan came around and hi fived me too but I didn’t get to record any of it cause I forgot TO PRESS RECORD OH MY GOD but I got a video of Youngjae being such a cute excited bun I’m gonna post all of them fancams bc I have a new phone and it’s good quality!!!!! I think hahaha 

High touch!!! 

Order was yongguk daehyun Jongup youngjae zelo and himchan (I think it was this order idk I’m so shaken up rn) 

 They’re really beautiful in person, I just can not explain how radiant and golden their skin is. And how beautiful their smiles are. 

 Yongguk was first and I told him I loved him and he smiled that slow gummy smile and I just melted, his smile is so calming like I felt like everything in my life was gonna go well like idk it was such a feeling 

 Daehyun was laughing bc the person in front of me made him smile so wide and I got to see it (bless you Kem) and I said I loved you and he was still smiling so wide, he looks like sunshine in a boy 

 Jongup is so soft and cute. Oh god I failed Cindy and forgot to tell him she’ll be in Chicago but I did tell him I loved him and thought he was beautiful and he smiled softly and I just wowowowow also Jongups got nice hands 

 Youngjae goddamn Youngjae has the nicest cheeks like when he smiles even slightly his apple cheeks rise and like they glowed???? I literally blurted “you’re cute I love you so much” Jesus I just idk his face is so perfect and I swear to you all he’s more beautiful in person, the camera literally does him no justice so watch out if you see him in person you’ll literally be out of breath 

 ZELO JUNHONG MY BOY I’m sorry im so shaken up at my interaction with him. He was sitting on the table and leaned on one arm as he high fived people and I just idk I approached him ready to say I love you and his eyes widened like how do I even describe this he looked a little taken aback, like not recoil cause it was only his eyes that sorta like flashed and widened when he first looked at me and literally everyone I’ve told is like “he thought you were cute” or “it’s a sign of attraction” and I just can’t breathe rn idk like fuck I’ll post some selfies and photos later idk man and I said I love so you and he just sorta looked at me and my ass chickened out and went on to himchan. Like I’m not ready to die of a heart failure. 

 Himchan, ok I said I wasn’t ready for heart failure and goddamn Himchan is so gorgeous, he’s got such nice eyes and I’m loving this soft brown hair on him. And we high fived and he’s got such soft hands and I said “I love you” and when you look at his eyes they glitter, like no matter where, his eyes catch the light and it’s amazing

Photo op!!! So line up was the same as high touch and I walked in and like was sorta walking straight at Daehyun and I smiled and nodded my head and he smiled back so sweetly and I looked at Youngjae and smiled and like didn’t see his reaction bc I went and SWERVED and stood in front of Junhong and god fuck he’s tall like I’m not that short I don’t think, I’m 5'7 and like the top of my head reaches his chin basically ahahaha and I turn around and I smile and say “Hi <3” like shiest I’ve ever been let me tell you and he looked down at me and I just. fuck my heart skipped a beat and I chickened out again at looking at his smile and turned around for the photo and I felt FELT his chuckle against my back and I’m just dying rn, his voice was soft and deep and I just wow I’m emotional, after the photos were taken (god I hoped I looked ok) I CHICKENED OUT and didn’t tell Junhong I loved him again, and then I looked straight at Himchan and said you’re beautiful and then held up my hand and said hi five and he did uahdjkglb bless himchan I got like 3 hi fives from him tonight 

all in all bap are tall and handsome and do not look at them unless you want heart failure and to fall in love so sososososoososo much more 

I stood outside waiting for my friend for a bit to find me and they came up to the doors and waved and it was adorable oh my god and we ended up seeing their van leave and we waved and someone inside the van waved back with their flashlight on I love them so much.

[avghisms]

Questions 1-40 pretty please!!

okii1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?no!!! that's incest!!!2. You talked to an ex today, correct?technically, yea 3. Have you taken someones virginity? not at all 4. Is trust a big issue for you?not particularly no 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? yes uwu6. What are you excited for?Friday rahhh7. What happened tonight?i threw water on a bunch of kids in school and said "april showers" forgot it was may lol8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?no tbh 9. Is confidence cute?its a necessary evil 10. What is the last beverage you had?water 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?uhhhhhhhbbhhhhhhhh,two12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?yes 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?bask in the sun and get wasted 14. What are you going to spend money on next?alcopops 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?no thank CHRIST16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?no 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?matt18. The last time you felt broken?yesterday 19. Have you had sex today?no 20. Are you starting to realize anything?everything and also more21. Are you in a good mood?yess 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?not particularly 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?yeahhh24. What do you want right this second? to go out25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?i wouldn't really care im not that invested26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?NO HAHAHAHAHAHA27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?no 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?Wee adammmm 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?nope no nah 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?yez31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?i dont hate him but he Told me lesbians didnt exist and i knew it was over.32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?no and dont plan on it bc shes pretty but she talks too much33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?yeass34. Listening to?Egg breathing rly heavily its makin me angry 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?yeah its easier to write with36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?I DONT KNOW probably his flat37. Do you believe in love at first sight?no??!38. Who did you last call?my MAAA39. Who was the last person you danced with?matt 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?BECAUSE i wanted to

[toyfrog]

“Oliver linked to Sandstorm?”

In “Draw O’Caesar Erase A Coward” A treasure trove of tag lines. Me likey. 

“Oliver linked to Sandstorm?” That’s what the jealous man said…my goodness. Yes with episode15 we are coming around the bend here. Lots of character clues in just the first five minutes. Lets start with the obvious:

Weller/Roman sparring! Why is this significant? Let’s go back to the orphanage where Roman is scarred for life…and how the young boy lunges at him. Similar fight scene choreographed for Roman to recall the incident in the final three. Is it Weller? Or is it Oliver?

“The whole point is to take Roman out of his comfort zone.” Ah yea Weller is building up trust with Roman in order to woo Jane. See the plot forming?  Roman kills Taylor Shaw’s mom, Jane terrified Weller will kill her brother…Jane worried Weller will never trust her again…Jane terrified if Roman remembers she zapped his memory. Remember I said last week that Weller/Jane scene *was* about Oliver? That black T shirt and exposing the tats is having an influence. She is letting her guard down. “So how was last night?” 

Hahahahahaha!!! Kurt is hopeless. I LOVE IT!

Now Zapata worried about Reade. “Hey what’s going on with Reade?” “You’ve never covered up for somebody you care about?” Yes Jane, has.The question is WHO? Tasha protective of big brother Reade who’s coke problem is heading for a collision course. Reade is not featured in the first segment. Not a good sign. Patterson knows whats up with him too. Patterson hasn’t healed just yet. These scenes with Reade are good because both of them need therapy to heal, and Reade’s reaction time off proves patterson is getting stronger, Reade is getting weaker. The set up here is Reade will want to save Patterson in episode 16 from Borden, because she saved his life. Tasha chatting with Jane about Oliver, and Roman? Yea…. bonding scenes. “Always get a background check before you date.” Okay well that plot was easy. “After she tells me my ovaries are dying?” “I got being single down to a science.” 

Not much longer. Tasha is getting a love interest. Guess who? 

Patterson with being coy regarding Rich helping her decipher Jane’s tat! Means although Rich is not seen in this eppi, he’s now connected to the final seven episodes. It was a nice heads up, and quick preview how significant Rich is for March 25 Sandstorm attack. 

Nas getting the call from her Sandstorm contact. Now who do you think it is? IS it Oliver? [Yeah why do I keep saying that? Because the show wants you to think its Oliver.] Its not Borden he’s gone too far. “This is the biggest lead we’ve had. I cannot reveal my source just yet.” Ooooooh. Back 7. 

“Roman is still dangerous.”

Duh! But Weller is his trigger. “Dr. Katz is supposed to be a miracle worker.” “No weapon for me I’m assuming?” HELL NO! it was his razor blade to begin with!

“I won’t let them take you away from me. I promise.” She said this to him when they were kids, Now he’s facing a blacksite like Jane did with the same torture chamber. I love Luke Mitchell. and I cannot wait for that beard to go. It is time!

Gero is mixing up the routine deliberately in this episode so each character has  interaction guaranteeing the group leaves tag lines for each character’s story for the final three. Such as Tasha left the tagline about get a background check, “have you ever covered for someone you care about?” Roman Roman Roman.

“I can’t help but notice your scar.” “Now we can get in.” “That was out of line.”

They used to be rivals now working together in the real world. Love it. Bonding scenes. ”They threw me in that room. They threw me in that room!” [Yeah tossed him in that room so they’d attack him like fight club. Weller seeing Roman emotionally tortured is necessary for him to to see beyond the stereotype: “Roman is dangerous”] “I saw the orphanage!” [Yeah of course he did, and the more he reveals to Weller the trigger scene is in place for the back three.] “You speak Spanish?” “I think so.”  [Keep in mind at the beginning when Patterson discussed tattoo origins, Hispanic nationals were mentioned.] All Jane wants is for her brother and Roman to bond. Go back to Jane’s Dream….

“This doesn’t belong to you.”

That’s right “JANE” if you want this you’ll have to FIGHT FOR IT.

The beer bonding scene with Roman. Let’s discuss their mutual loss of parents. Also the fact that in Jane’s dream, this is exactly what she truly wants. And then we have the plexi glass preventing Weller to be even “thiiiiiiiiis cloooooooose” because…

“Roman is dangerous.”

“Look you need to be cautious.” “You always see the best in people. I wouldn’t want you to change that. Its one of my favorite things about you.”

JANE SMILED HUGE!!! Girl wants her Weller badly….but Now she feels bad about Oliver. Gotta tell say that man is really cute. that accent it does something to ya. lol But weller is like…uh Im working on my caveman snarl…growing getting better…uh huh.lol Wait till he comes face to face with Oliver? BACK 7!

POW! Boy has it bad, right? All this character driven dialogue, its stupendous.  Go back to…

“If anything happened to you Jane…I’d miss you.”

“Can you do a background check on Oliver?”

“Oliver Kind.” Changed his name 12 years ago. 2005. THAT KISS WAS SWEET! I love the Aussie accent dammit and he likes Jane. He has a point. She won’t reveal things about her past but she checks into his. Ah yeah Jane will be apologizing soon and Oliver has a secret that Jane will discover all on her own.

Now, Who took the wire to Nas? Was it Oliver because he is her contact or someone else? IS she dying? WHOA That would be an intense shock people! 

Now I need to comb through and look for more tag lines. There were over 8. 

Great episode! But the best part was seeing Jane twinkle. Like this!

[xwitches-gardenx]

Havent done one of these in ages

Would you care if your last ex fell in love with someone else? Not really we were only together about 2 months   You woke up naked next to the last person you talked to on the phone, what would you say?  I have no idea who that was   What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? Nothing. He lives in Vancouver   Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in? Not that I'm aware of   First person to speak to you in 2017? Beci??   Ever gotten in a car accident? Yes   Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I would but he's now taken   Do you know anyone who’s been in jail? Yes   Have you ever been in an ambulance? No   If you were on life support, would the last person you kissed come see you? If he found out about it, maybe?   Where did you sleep last night?My bed :D   Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Hopefully August 🙊   Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a B, K, S, J, D, Z, P, M, R, if so, who? B no K no S Yes J no D yes Z yes P no M no R no   Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek? I kissed on the cheek? No idea   Do you like to cuddle? Only with whoever Im seeing/dating   Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I really really liked him at the time when I was in Vancouver   What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?Having a bloodtest   Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three months? Ermmmmm maybe 🙈   At your best friend’s house, do you know where they keep their cups? Yes (because she makes me make her tea)   Do you think anyone has feelings for you? I hope so   Do you still talk to the person who broke your heart the most? No...he made sure of that   Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? Im me around most people   Got laid last night, didn’t you? Ahahahahahahahahaha   What’s something you really want right now, be honest? A nap and for him to be here   Are you afraid of falling in love?Yes again   Anything happen to you in the past month that made you really mad? most things   Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? I did   Last place you fell asleep other than your bed? Sofa   What’d you do today? Work   Do you drink water or soda more often?Water   When was the last time you felt like throwing up? When i smelt something vile this morning   Are any of your friends virgins? NO idea...its not the first thing I ask them   You find out your ex is having a kid with someone you don’t like, you say? HAHAHAHAHAHA gutted   Would you care if you saw the person you like, kissing someone else? Yes   Does the last person who put their arm around you mean anything to you? He's a friend   Could you go a whole year without cursing? no   Are you happy with the way things are going? I want good things to hurry up   Would you be able to name everyone you kissed this year? HAHAHAHA thats easy. No one!Go me! Where is the last person you kissed? In Vancouver probably working Do you straighten your hair often?Never Are you listening to music right now? No Was your last text message from a girl or boy? Boy Who was the last person to touch your stomach besides you? Ryan?? Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don’t talk to anymore?Yeah :/ Are you easy to get along with? I think so What’s the reason you’re in the mood that you’re in now? Tired from work Jacob Black or Edward Cullen? could not give a flying fuck How many piercings do you have?7 Would you ever consider getting a tattoo? HAHAHAHA Do you believe in God? hardly Can you burp your ABCs?I can Who was the last person you texted? Jesse Is there one person you want to be with right now? YES! That's why August needs to hurry u Do you have a problem with bisexual, gay, or bicurious people?nope D0n’t Yu h4t3 wh3N TyP3 Liik3 Dii5? Very much so Do people call you a hoe because you hang out with guys?no Do you play the games on MySpace? facebook...no When was the last time you were sunburnt?Lasy year in Canada Who are you dating? no one... Do you go to the movies every Friday? No because I have no one to go with Do you enjoy drama?no What do you wanna be when you grow up?Forensic photographer Do you type fast? yes Do you like NeverShoutNever?No How many times have you repeirced a peircing yourself? once...my nose Are you grandparents dead? Yes MTV or Disney Channel? Mtv Where are your biological parents right now? At home Are your parents divorced??No What’s your favorite band? dont have one at the moment Do you use hearts like this <3 alot? No Is there anything wrong with you right now?No What are you looking forward to? Moving to Vancouver iPod or MP3?Ipod Did you know Drake from Degrassi sings Best I Ever Had? who? Name a movie that always makes you cry:Theres a fair few Do most people call you by your real name or your nickname?Name What are your plans for summer? Hopefully getting my place at college in Vancouver. Sorting my visa Do you plan on getting your hair cut anytime soon? YES very soon What’s your siblings’ names? i dont have any Do you get sick often?No What time do you usually fall sleep? 1/2am Do you hate people in general? yes Have you recently pulled a muscle? In my back yes Do you like guys with long hair? Depends Are you racist ? No. Contrary to popular belief When was the last time you took a shower? After this Do you use smiley faces alot when you type?Yeahh too many Do youuu type likkke thissss?sometimes How often do you pray?NEVER

[differentdove]

all the questionsss :D

Top of tha mornin to ya, anon! I guess you DO wanna know something! Is it you that wants to know everything? If not, thats a pretty popular view, hahaha! But i like your hutzpah, kid! 1:   Full name : Madison Grace 

2:   Age : I am nineteen 

3:   3 Fears : I mean, I dont really have but one fear, but I suppose silence, darkness, and opening up to people, but those are just due to inner issues and are things easily fixed that i deal with on a daily basis. 

4:   3 things I love : I love Paul and dinosaours and my family! 

5:   3 turns on : Passion, no fear of social standards, hilarity! 

6:   3 turns off : Common camo, no consideration of others, my ex bf!

7:   My best friend: all of my friends now??

8:   Sexual orientation: ?????????

9:   My best first date: That is by far this last one i went on! It was incredible, i will never forget it! 

10:   How tall am I: Smol standing at 5′6′’

11:   What do I miss: I miss traveling. I cant do it so much anymore as of this exact moment, but i do what i can

12:   What time were I born: I was born exactly on the dot at 8:45 in the morning! 

13:   Favourite color: ALL THE COLOURS! 

14:   Do I have a crush: Nope! 

15:   Favourite quote: I dont really have one, but ill just put the last one that i shared. I came across it by accident and it is actually a lyric, but it says: “We make each other better, we may not be perfect, but we are perfect together” and its such a sweet, aweome song and it made me too emotional than i am confortable with.

16:   Favourite place: I do not have one, actually! 

17:   Favourite food: How could you ever pick just one? There is so many delectable things out there! 

18:   Do I use sarcasm: Wha-whaaaattt! Pshhhh, haha, do i, do I use sarcasm?!?!? Hahahaha, noooooooooooooooo. 

19:   What am I listening to right now: I just have The Office playing in the background, ive gotta shower here soon, but I am tryna crunch out these questions first! 

20:   First thing I notice in new person: Existence? 

21:   Shoe size: That is a tricky question, but the shoes i am wearing today are a 9.5H

22:   Eye color: As of rn, they are lightish brown! 

23:   Hair color: Browwwnn

24:   Favourite style of clothing: I mean, i dont have an answer for this, but eccentric? 

25:   Ever done a prank call?: I mean, do middle school girls do dumb things at sleep overs?…yes. 

27:   Meaning behind my URL: I have used this url for soooooo many years now, it is basically my signature username. I came up with this in,,,a round fourth grade time, and that was when i was really noticing my connection to mother nature and i was the weird kid and so ‘different’ stood out to me, (”different” being a good connotation and “strange” being the opposing) and ‘dove’ was a nice word, showing a bit of religion and peace and so i feel they fit together very nicely! It also turned out for Morning Dove to be my first larger role, and my ancients gave me this bag of random jewlery from all over and it had a beautiful handmade dove in it with beads.  

28:   Favourite movie: N/a

29:   Favourite song N/a

30:   Favourite band Really, how does one pick these things?

31:   How I feel right now: I,,,I feel, not necessarily happy, but, almost. Content?

32:   Someone I love: Rachel

33:   My current relationship status: Single and ready to fla-stay that way.

34:   My relationship with my parents: Nonexistent?

35:   Favourite holiday: I dont have one! I really kind of like all of them! Well, except for valentines day. Thats so stupid, im not even gonna get that soap box.

36:   Tattoos and piercing i have: Sadly, i just have my lobes pierced, but i want soooo many more piercings that are underway. I want too many tattoos, and i cant really get them, so im just gonna deal without. 

37:   Tattoos and piercing i want: Well, the next is my conch ear pierced. I have an ear map of ones that i want. 

38:   The reason I joined Tumblr: I mean, this is not my original tumblr, but it was actually my friend Tahlia who suggested it. I was making really cool art out of fruit at lunch and she wanted me to post it, and so she told me about it and i cant remember what that blog was, but i will remember eventually. But i joined off of her recommendation and here i am! 

39:   Do I and my last ex hate each other?: No, i mean,,, he hurt me beyond belief and its really something ive been trying to get the heck ut of my life, but no, i dont hate him. I know he despises me, but i feel what i feel and as much wrong as he did me, i do not hate him. 

40:   Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: I meaannn, technically yes, but ive not gotten a “good morning” text in a good while. I tend to talk to people very late, and so we will say good bye n good night, but not really, no. 

41:   Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: I have not. 

42:   When did I last hold hands?: Goodness, that is a time ago, huh. Thats not something ive thought about in a good while. I held a mannequin hand earlier, but a human, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

43:   How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: It depends, anywhere from and hour to five hours.

44:   Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: HAHAHAHAHAHA

45:   Where am I right now?: I am sitting on my couch in the living room. My home. 

*the part where i shorten answers, sweet and simple. AKA i didnt realize how long this was and i want to get them all, but im on a time crunch*

46:   If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Then it would be whichever friend is there. We have good care for one another. Or the DD

47:   Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: Suuuuuuuuuuper loud, man. 

48:   Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Ugh. Unfortunately. 

49:   Am I excited for anything?: I am excited, yes. I get to give a gift tomorrow and get ready for KCACTF.

50:   Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: Theres not really anyone, of any gender, that i have told everything to. 

51:   How often do I wear a fake smile?: too much. 

52:   When was the last time I hugged someone? I hugged this guy today…

53:   What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I mean she IS married, soooo

54:   Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: Huh? No?

55:   What is something I disliked about today? I should have gotten something different at the restaurant, i didnt know it would be huge.

56:   If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: The frozen head of walt disney

57:   What do I think about most? Theatre? God? Honestly, my thoughts are nothing to mess with

58:   What’s my strangest talent?: I can,,,uhhh, I am great at champagne towers? 

59:   Do I have any strange phobias?: Nope. But my friend is afraid of two things. Whales and jello.

60:   Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Boooooth

61:   What was the last lie I told?: Im hanging out with Shelby and Ariel.

62:   Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Both is pretty cool. Talking is easier for my situation (more available, etc.)

63:   Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yep. YEP.

64:   Do I believe in magic? Of course! 

65:   Do I believe in luck? Yes, but sometimes you have to make your own luck.

66:   What’s the weather like right now? It is actually starting to snow! :D

67:   What was the last book I’ve read? A Meisner book by friend lent me.

68:   Do I like the smell of gasoline? Overall-yes. but i hate pumping gas, and thats really the only time i smell it. 

69:   Do I have any nicknames? Not particularly, no.

70:   What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Probably my heart, itm.

71:   Do I spend money or save it?: I am trying to balance. 

72:   Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Yes, i can, actually.

73:   Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: My ipad has pink in the case! 

74:   Favourite animal?: None. All of them.

75:   What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Dude. Freaking out over Gravity Falls! 

76:   What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Uhhhhhhh, what? (McBadguy)

77:   What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: I mean, all of the musics. Ooh lala? By ginger minj.

78:   How can you win my heart?: I dont know you, it depends on you. But i feel my sparkling personality is a shooin. 

79:   What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: “Theyre not dead. Theyre never gonna die, but still chipped in for a cool tombstone, TAKE THAT DEBORA.”

80:   What is my favorite word?: I dont have one, but there is this thing where people say a word and it just sounds perfect with their voice. My freshman english teacher had one. And its just strange and itll stop me in my tracks. 

81:   My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Theres so many great ones! I highly reccomend lots of my mutuals, theyre all perfect hoomuns. 

82:   If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: Made you look. 

83:   Do I have any relatives in jail?: Not that i know of.

84:   I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: The power to have every power.

85:   What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: Really anything on my personal life. 

86:   What is my current desktop picture?: I dont have a desktop.

87:   Had sex?: Regerts. So many ragreeerrrts

88:   Bought condoms? Nope. 

89:   Gotten pregnant? Nope. 

90:   Failed a class? Yes. And it is not hindering me. 

91:   Kissed a boy?: yes i have

92:   Kissed a girl? Yep

93:   Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? No. 

94:   Had job? I have, i need another, though.

95:   Left the house without my wallet? Only all the time. 

96:   Bullied someone on the internet? Of course not. Thats never okay. 

97:   Had sex in public? I mean, technically, but no, not really. If ever. 

98:   Played on a sports team? Yeah, several actually. 

99:   Smoked weed? The devils lettuce. That gateway drug? THe wacKY TOBACKEE?!?! Yes. 

100:   Did drugs? Yep. 

101:   Smoked cigarettes? No, goodness no. And thats not gonna happen. ick

102:   Drank alcohol? Yep. 

103:   Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Never had this question before, i am vegan, yes! 

104:   Been overweight? Never not

105:   Been underweight? HAha, yeahright

106:   Been to a wedding? Yes! I love weddings! My last one ive been to was my dear friend Kelley. 

107:   Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Minimum. 

108:   Watched TV for 5 hours straight?  Childs play.

109:   Been outside my home country? Yes and i cannot wait to go back

110:   Gotten my heart broken? Hahahahaha only a lot. 

111:   Been to a professional sports game?: A few actually! I love it

112:   Broken a bone? No, knock on wood

113:   Cut myself? Yes. Dont do it. 

114:   Been to prom? Twice. Prom ruler yoyo

115:   Been in airplane? Yes! Its great, good memories. 

116:   Fly by helicopter? Gosh i wish. I had an opportunity to at school, but i didnt learn until after the fact, They didnt think id want to. WOULDNT WANT TO. PSSSHHH. HA. 

117:   What concerts have I been to? So many. THe last big one was P!ATD and FOB in Georgia

118:   Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Maybe?

119:   Learned another language? I am working on it, yeah. 

120:   Wore make up? I am actually wearing it at this very moment. 

121:   Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Ugh. Regeerrrtttsssssss

122:   Had oral sex? Nope. 

123:   Dyed my hair? Nah

124:   Voted in a presidential election? Sadly i have not. not yet. 

125:   Rode in an ambulance? No, actually. And i hope i never will. Unless its just a fun parade-type thing. Or a car chase.

126:   Had a surgery? Besides oral surgery, no.

127:   Met someone famous? A few, yeah. Shout out Fanboy

128:   Stalked someone on a social network? Mildly, yeah. 

129:   Peed outside? So. Hard. 

130:   Been fishing? Nah

131:   Helped with charity? Yeah, i love volunteering!

132:   Been rejected by a crush?: Yuuuppppppp. 

133:   Broken a mirror? ……maybe a little

134:   What do I want for birthday? Is surprise party a bad answer? Ive always wanted oneee

135:   How many kids do I want and what will be their names? Ahhhhhh, who knows. Not present Madison. Thats future Madisons problem. 

136:   Was I named after anyone?: No, but who knows. 

137:   Do I like my handwriting? Yes. Its changed so much and is all over the place, but its great.

138:   What was my favourite toy as a child?: Iiiiiii, i dont know. 

139:   Favourite Tv Show? N/a.

140:   Where do I want to live when older? Nowhere. I want to keep traveling and live in cast/crew housing and yes.

141:   Play any musical instrument? Clarinet, beginners piano, beginners cello, beginners bagpipes. 

142:   One of my scars, how did I get it? Ive not one on my right leg, four o’clock from my knee that i got from my kittens the last time i saw them…

143:   Favourite pizza toping? Vegan thingssssss (a rare commodity where i live)

144:   Am I afraid of the dark? Not teccchnically, but i cant be in it. 

145:   Am I afraid of heights? Nooooo, theyre wonderful! 

146:   Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Nope. Its only illegal if you get caught. 

147:   Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? School is being a dumb dummyhead.

148:   What I’m really bad at. Everything, really?

149:   What my greatest achievments are. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh…?

150:   The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me. Honestly, i have those stored atm and really couldnt tell you. 

151:   What I’d do if I won in a lottery. MADE SURE I CASKED THE TICKET ASAP. THOSE THIGNS HAVE A QUICK EXPIRATION DATE.

152:   What do I like about myself. Uhhhh,,,,,,, my minds not there atm. Come again. 

153:   My closest Tumblr friend. Teccchnicaly its @shelby ashley 3, but idk if thats cheating. 

154:   Something I fantasise about. Fantasise? Idk if you know me, but thats a vvv tricky subject. 

155:   Any question you’d like? Well, you didnt specify for this, so i suppose were finished! You might have noticed by now, but i am not able to answer every question in the ‘traditional’ way, but i hope you had fun reading these and you learned something new! I enjoyed answering them! I hope you have a wonderful day!