#HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

[zedif-y]

bruh im fucking stupid i thought a red herring was a damn bird

[buckswornsocks001]

If you have purchased a pair of me stinky socks, here’s a bit of task for you to do tonight.

I want you to take them out in your room. You blind fold yourself, you then spin around like an idiot for 10 times and then throw the socks away from you in different directions. Then you spin around for another 10 rounds and get on all fours and look for my stinky socks with your nose and your mouth only.

Tell me how long it takes to find both of them and give me a good laugh. Thinking about how ridiculous you’d look doing that makes me burst into laughter. Hahahahahaahahha

[emyloubrave28]

Amo que eles ainda não sabiam o termo "bissexual" hahahahahaahahha

#Give me more of this energy next season please

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022 - ) I 2.02 - After the Phantoms of Your Former Self

[pampamtiger]

ang witty mo diyan kuya hahahahahaahahha

[lovinglearnings]

ʚїɞ       /       ## @cultsong​​

'  read  to  me?  '  the  question  lingers  in  the  air,  damien’s  head  pressed  softly  to  a  broad  chest.  arms  are  wrapped  around  his  lover’s  frame.  today  wasn’t  bad,  but  it  could  have  been  better.  day  started  with  waking  from  a  nightmare  and  they’ve  been  on  edge  the  whole  day  cause  of  it.  it  was  nearing  midnight  now  and  after  about  two  blunts  and  listening  to  cigarettes  after  sex  on  vinyl  -  damien  was  starting  to  feel  better.  the  room  fell  silent  after  the  record  finished  its  last  track.  damien  was  curled  against  theo’s  body,  fingers  tracing  shapes  into  the  soft  skin.  theo  was  reading.  some  book  he  recommended  to  damien  a  while  ago,  but  they  never  started  it.  attention  problems,  ya  know?  still,  damien  sniffles  a  bit  and  tilts  their  head  to  look  up  at  theo’s  face.  eyes  droopy  and  a  little  red.  and  theo  still  looked  so  pretty  in  the  dim  lighting  of  their  bedroom.  '  you  always,  like,  go  somewhere  else  when  you  read.  i  wanna  go  there  with  you.  '

[mil-grau]

Hahahahahaahahha

eu se fosse crime passar o dia todo com tesao

[autisticbee]

Castiel is helping me out with my writing

[malfoycissy]

this person is my fbawtft aesthetic.

[trafalgarlawsdepression]

starstruck 😌✨

[habitual-creatures]

Guess who made a stimboard of Harpy lmao-

It's me. We made a stimboard of Harpy on a sideblog-

...And I'm reblogging it on a sideblog.

W O A G H-

ALSO HAVE THIS HARPY ONE THAT'S BEEN IN MY RB DRAFTS SINCE YESTERDAY!! >:D

FUCK KEEPING HER IDENTITY SECRET IDC HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA-

"Harpy" aka Kat [TribeTwelve canon divergent] Stimboard!!!!

Based off of her as a whole!

So, themed around her obtained supernatural traits, her hobbies, and her sense of style.

Requested by no one!

SELF INDULGENT BOARD

🪶 🥽 🪶

🥽 🪶 🥽

🪶 🥽 🪶

[carcinized]

adding to the list of things that have gone wrong today: i ate stuff i was allergic to on accident, might need benadryll later ahahah we'll see,

[missunderstood]

Sinong nanonood ng kdrama para makaramdam ng kilig????? 🙋🏻‍♀️ HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

[vineboom-sfx]

Hahahahahaahahha, weiner

[shdwkssda]

“You want forgiveness? Fine, I’ll give it to you. You’re forgiven, okay?” ( brody fahrer )

IF ONLY FORGIVENESS WAS EASY.  if   only  .   if   it   was   that   easy  ,   her   nights   would   not   be   full   of   terrors  ,   her   shoulders   would   not   feel   so    ——   heavy  .    a   crushing   weight   rest   upon   petite   shoulders  ,   her   redemption   was   dead   by   her   hand  . 

“   it’s   not   that   easy  ,  ”    her   thoughts   take   voice   as   brows   furrow  ,   gently  .    “   you   can’t   forgive   me   for   all   my   sins  ,   you   don’t   know   what   i   …  ”    what   did   you   do  ,   dear   girl  ?   what   sins   haunt   you   still  ?   dark   eyes   become   full   of   grief  ,   windows   to   the   soul   and   she   was   letting   him   see   her   soul   :   it   was   dark  ,   it   was   dangerous   because   her   soul   shatters   every   day   she   wakes   up   and   this   isn’t   a   nightmare  . 

such   a   childish   hope   yet   rose   dreams   of   waking   up   from   this   life  ,   she   dreams   of   going   back   to   that   seventeen   year   old   with   no   blood   staining   her   hands  .   she   was   probably   in   the   infirmary  ,   about   to   wake   up   any   second   and   see   those   dark   eyes   she   misses   so   deeply  . 

her   jaw   clenches  ,   tears   spring   to   her   eyes  .   “    you   can’t   fix   me  ,   no   one   can  .  ”    her   voice   is   fierce  ,   yet   there’s   a   softness   to   it   because   she   can’t   be   cruel   to   him  .   he   wasn’t   the   first  ,   he   wouldn’t   be   the   last   either  .   many   had   tried  ,   none   had   succeeded   in   fixing   what   was   broken   in   her   and   in   the   end  ,   she  leaves   them   in   pain  .

“   i   ruin   myself  ,   don’t   let   me   ruin   you  .   ”       (     run   boy  ,   run   fast  ,   run   far   !     )   

he   was   human  ,   he   wasn’t   a   moroi   however   she   put   him   first  ,   just   like   she   had   been   taught   her   entire   life  ,   THEY COME FIRST  /  ONLY   THEY   MATTER  .  the   only   difference   was   …   the   threat   wasn’t   a   strigoi  ,   the   threat   to   him   was   her  .   a   strigoi   might   have   been   kinder  ,   she   thinks   silently  . 

she’s   dangerous   because   she   aches   for   touch  ,   she’s   dangerous   because   touch   is   all   she   can   give   ——   her   heart   belongs   to   a   dead   man  .   how   could   she   love   another  ?   it   would   be   like   spitting   on   the   love   they   shared ,   a   love   that   left   her   aching   for   the   impossible  . 

“   we’re   done  ,   ”    from   a   young   age  ,   she   was    made   to   be   hard  ,   keep   her  emotions   in   check  .   she   leans   on   that   as   her   eyes   become   cold  ,   voluptuous   lips   part   as   a   sigh   slips   through  them  .   “   whatever   this   is  ,   it’s   done  .  ”     

@chantillystained !

[jcisthebestfightme]

I have never been into rpf. It was quite unappealing. And yet...here I am...giggling more over these two guys’ bts videos than I have over rom coms 😂😩 I didn’t have a choice, they dragged me in 😩 just watched the one where they’re sitting and arguing in a boat for 9 whole minutes!! XZ says WYB didn’t sleep for 3 days because he’s working so hard...and ppl in the comments were like he was upset because XZ was gone for 3 to shoot Joy of life (?) so they argued!! My immediate thought was: he didn’t sleep because he was upset ofc💀😂😂😂 ...what have they done to me

LOL Hahahahahaahahha Too much clowning at this point in our brain LOL

But it’s sweet that gg only came back that morning and already knew dd didn’t sleep for 3 days and even bought breakfast (apparently very expensive seafood congee) for him.

[tomurasprincess]

*this morning* professor from my online class: this muscle is called musculus latissimus dorsi me: hahahahaha idk what are u talking about old man i gotta go and read about barbarian bakugou hahahahahaahahha

Hahah, oh man. I hope class went by quickly and you enjoyed your read 😂