have literally been a fan since her debut album, i listened to that cd so many times i destroyed it. never got to see her in concert and getting to see the eras tour is going to be so incredible 🤩
i know you like to be called cool and sexy. yes, you are those two, but please don't deny your cuteness especially if you keep posting pictures like this.
Hahahaha, oh nooo George Santos* don't do that, hahahahahaahahah, oh god how would we cope, please don't, hoohoohooohoo, what a terrible threat, I can't believe you'd quit before you could be fired and/or arrested for all the credit card fraud you did, heheeheheheee, oooh, please, please stop, you're tickling me so muuuuuch, HOOOOOOOOOOO
*Congressman Technically Known as George Santos, Rules and Restrictions Apply
GIVING U A PIC TO ADD TO UR SKILLFULLY COLLECTED MUSEUM OF ALPHA WOLF ART 🤼♂️ use it wisely pookie bear (im currently on a mission to send the most cursed n creepy disc emojis i have to via WE IN THIS TOGETHA 🗣️🔥)
Thank you so much pookie ily THE MORE THE MERRIER HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH I'M ACTIVELY ON THE HUNT FOR MORE 😈
george would open your blog, see the penis banner and title and go "HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH". then scroll down hoping for more penis but instead, to his dismay, the moment he read sthe word "boobs" he'll throw his phone across the room screaming like he got a jumpscare video on his tt fyp.
his brain would not be able to compute the dissonance. he'd draw a '404 page not found' blank.
im so sorry we shall start talking about dick immediately
can’t stop myself from posting today’s highlights (nope, walang connect yung photos maliban sa these were taken from last night’s shift)
✨ tinawag akong sexy nung facilities namin habang naglalakad ako (syempre as an uto-uto natuwa ako na nahiya kasi hello di alam ni ate pag humarap ako teletubbies na agad masusubaybayan niya. naka-yellow pa ko lala talaga ang atake)
✨ sobrang sipag ko mag-log sa myfitnesspal last week tapos ngayon para bang niloloko ko si self kasi di ko nilog yung 3 shots iced venti caramel macchiato sub oat ko plus yung 1 pc chicken at regular peach mango pie. (oo hindi bilang ang calories pag rto)
✨ ang daming pogi sa pila ng bus kanina. nakatabi ko pa yung isa. ey. gumagawa na lang ako ng fictional story sa utak ko na may maiinlove sakin na pogi sa bus (tapos serial killer siya tapos mamamatay lang din ako pero mabubuhay ako bago maembalsamo…. luh teh daming nangyare)
✨ balak angkinin nung hunghang kong lead yung ginawa kong payment request sabi ko bayaran niya ng 500. ayaw niya kaya naman dinelete ko yung file. hahahahahaahahah tanga ka ba ha bat ko bibigay ha lularz.
hahahahahaahahah episode 2 not to sound like one of those annoying instabgram people but it's so goodd it's so soaked in something. i can smelll sausages through the screen uit's like eating sausage and beans when you watch twin peaks. the palmers need to realize that having a fan on the ceiling above a non-solid area is fundametally wrong by the nature of the universe