#HAHA RAVEN CALLED SARAH DUMB

[corvikari]

So I finished Acts 5 and 6 of Posthuman War

which means I’ve officially listened to every act of The Posthuman War. I honestly don’t know how to feel about it, it was such an emotional experience with both ups and downs, positives and negatives, and laughs in between.

What I might do is post screenshots from my live reaction thread and have each act be a post. All I can really say now is

Paul Shapera you have done it again, from gut wrenching character centric songs and moments, the developing and already established relationships between characters, and personal character arcs and growth that had been had, to the melodies and motifs laid between layered and detailed instrumental breaks that are always amazing and so so pleasing to listen to.

You are an amazing writer, lyricist, and composer and I will always appreciate your work Mr Shapera, thank you again

[bayouolive]

Olive’s Thoughts About the Bachelor- spoiler alert

As per ush, here are my stream of consciousness thoughts about the premiere of the gazillionth season of The Bachelor starring Nick threepeat Vial.  This time expanded to include commentary on pre- and post- limo entrance segments. That’s right, doing big things in 2017. Tune in next time to see if watching this foolishness forces me to break my sober January resolve.

Pre-Limo Montage

Just gonna put it out there if Nick was interested in pursuing true love he'd probs date in real life like a real person rather than go on these shows

Three words to describe are, not three words to describe is

What sort of fashion boutique does one operate in Hoxie?

"Very serious business woman"  ... also i'm sorry the Nanny is for who? For her? Wut. 

Oh here come the dolphins

OH SNAP JADE'S MAID OF HONOR

 Limo exits

Danielle- Nail biz, really pretty, rocking the cleve, he looks in to her.

Elizabeth- Marketing manager, Texas, I’m sorry that is a wedding dress.

Rachel- Dallas attorney, nice fantasy reference! But didn't seem to be much chemistry. Also he def checked out her ass.

Christen- Dress is way too yellow and fan was weird. Also he like can't make eye contact with her. B/c she is being a creeper.

Taylor- She's super cute, omg awkward awkward awkward why would you say that. Ugh that was disappointing.

Angela- "Model", way too much lipstick. But cute dress.

Lauren- Hussy, so weird. He seems so not in it.

Michelle- Lemonade comment, she's super cute.

Dominique- Fourth times a charm yawn.

Ida Marie- Her shoes are awful. Trust fall. Cuteish.

Olivia- Eskimo kiss and fur coat seemed a bit much and also what the hell is he sposed to do with the coat. KILLING THE NAME AGAIN.

Sarah- Okay running is stupid b/c then you get sweaty. But he seemed okay with it.

Jasmine- "Done this before a million times." Oh god this is so weird. Omg omg omg. No rings.

Hailey- No underwear girl. No. Never. No. By the way it sounded like she said underwear sex. Also another Canadian trying to channel the Caitlin.

Astrid- German girl. Wow so weird. So weird. No no no no.

Jade's maid of honor- Omg he is like frozen. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO SHE IS WHAT.

Corinne- Nanny biz owner girl, pretty but SO YOUNG. Hug token yawn.

Vanessa- Special ed teacher. V. cute.

Danielle- Neo natal nurse, boring french toast convo.

Raven- Arkansas girl. I feel like her hair color should be a little less dark. Also stupid pig call.

Jaimi- Chef. Yeah NOLA. Also great hair. Shoes are intense though. Okay that balls comment was so weird and also the nose ring was dumb.

Brianna-Yawn shirt-off joke.

Susanna- Pretty but beard massage is so weird and not a thing.

Josephine- Omg bad face job bad bad bad bad. Bad extensions. Omg the hotdog makes me want to vom.

Brittany- So pretty. But omg that exam was so effing strange. 

Jasmine- Flight attendant. Okay yes I'm sure he knows it’s a flower. [Side note: ahaha holy red dresses]

Whitney- Pilates instructor, boring. But super pretty dress.

Lacey- Camel. Wow hump jokes.                                                         [Side note: I love that they are just calling him a slut to his face and also that everyone was in on the camel.]

Alexis- Left shark costume. Does she think it's a dolphin costume? That is def a shark.

 30? Somehow I missed a girl...looks like it was Kristina, Dental Hygienist....yawn?

 Post-limo

 Rapidly losing interest so commentary may be sparse

Yawn at everyone being annoyed someone cut in. Of course they did. Find a new bit for the cocktail party ABC, this is old.

We've got our first crier, Jasmine!

Hahaha the shark catching the treats was funny

Haha I like that she was basically just like duh you idiot I work at a hospital

Oh snap...who will get the first impression rose...

 Who hates flowers?

 AH RACHEL!!!! yay! [first impression rose]

 Guys i hate that I really like him but I do

Rose Ceremony

Montreal girl, Danielle [nail girl], Kristen [weird yellow fan], Astrid [german girl, bleh], OKAY WE DON’T NEED TO HEAR CORRINE WORRY OUT LOUD WE GET IT, Corrine [eye roll], Elizabeth  [wedding dress girl], Jasmine. 

Okay I’m also super annoyed by the dental hygienist girl b/c I didn't even notice her in the limos. 

Brandi, Arkansas girl, Cristina [STOP YOUR WINING YOU GOT  A ROSE], Danielle [neo natal nurse], Sarah [runner girl], Josephine [yawn], Lacey, Taylor, Shark, Haley, Whitney, Dominique, Jane, Brittney.  

NOTE: I may have missed a few because at this point I was experiencing my second food delivery fail of the night and flew into a blind rage.

 This Season On. . .

"MY HEART IS GOLD BUT MY VAGINE IS PLATINUM."

Mic.drop. I don't think anything more ridiculously amazing could be said.

 Thank you Bachelor gods for the gem that is Corinne.

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Olivia Singelmann

J.D.

Georgetown University Law Center