#Gwent Tournament

[slettlune]

i straight up delayed the gwent tournament until geralt had just the right amount of beard growth i like since i knew i'd be looking at him a lot in cutscenes

[gwen-bracket]

Both characters dated Gwen (Total Drama). This poll is to determine which one will enter the tournament to compete for the title of the ultimate significant gwother/gwouse (a.k.a the best love interest of a character named Gwen).

[kelemonopy]

One of my Decks got selected!

for the meme category in Lionhart's Deck Roulette Tournament

full list of meme decks

tourney link

if you want to play gwent I'd advise using my friend referal thingy we both get free stuff :)

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

I saw someone suggest that Geralt should only appear in Witcher 4 as the optional final boss at the end of a Gwent tournament and that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard make it real please 😂

[dukeofdogs]

Me casually entering cdpr's headquarters on Dec 9 for Gwent Masters watch party:

Me leaving cdpr's headquarters after the tournament with the life size geralt sculpture hidden in my ass:

[0dde11eth]

Alternate universe where geralt hears that babies bring good luck.

He borrows baby ciri for one glorious summer and DOMINATES at every gwent tournament across the continent

He even tries to bring her to kaer morhen so he steal win all his brothers rare cards

Unfortunately calanthe and pavetta draw the line at him hauling their baby up a mountai.

[teatitty]

Since real life card games are super competitive and have a lot of fancy rules and special cards etc etc [can you tell I'm not a card game person outside of like. Basic solitaire] do you think Gwent is so serious for Geralt in universe that he has taken on the stupidest side quests possible just because the reward is a Gwent card he hasn't got yet. Do you think he brags about being on a card himself?

Actually wait I think Competitive Gwent being a Witcher trait would be funny as fuck just Geralt and Eskel and Lambert fucking booking it to the shops to try and get the newest cards before the others do, constantly showing off their collections and doing trade-offs, secretly teaming up in tournaments to take all the winnings but then getting way too into the competitive side of it and getting kicked out for fighting one another

If you ask Vesemir what it takes to become a Witcher he'll stone-faced tell you that you need to get good at Gwent. Good enough to hold your own against another Witcher. He's lying out of his arse of course but he's also not wrong because Gwent causes broken friendships the same way shit like Uno and Monopoly does. Ya know

[polk-polovnikov]

A gift for the person in charge of Geralt from The Witcher Ask.

The inscriptions on the art:

– Where is Ciri?

– Well, well, gray-haired, calm down

There she is

She fell to the floor, fluttered out of her pocket (just like from under your nose, hahaha!)

Aren't you celebrating today?

Take it, I give it to you!

(You go even more to the gwent tournaments, so you'll find your wench faster, of course.)

[zeequicks]

made geralt cough up 1000 of his hard-earned coins to enter a gwent tournament, only to lose in the first round... 😔

[tigerlyla-of-metinna]

The Passiflora Scribe

Who is this bloke? Why, it's that guy who will determine if you are qualified to enter the High Stakes Gwent Tournament!

The entire game he has a cold and always mispronounce Geralts' name: Gerard, Gervalt, Gilbert, Gerard (again). It's not the cold, because he correctly pronounces everyone's names... except Geralt.

[songs-of-future-past]

If Geralt is anything more than the final boss of a Gwent tournament I'll be mad. Please gods let the poor man rest.

Honestly I don’t want Geralt to appear in the Witcher 4. I want Ciri to get a package halfway through with a letter like

“hey kid, hope your doing well. The sun is still shining in Toussaint so Dandelion bought me a sunhat on his last visit. Yen hates it. We’re testing a new fermentation procedure so I send you a bottle of wine. If it doesn’t taste good you can just throw it at a wyvern. Also the duchess invited us to another banquet :((. Anyway have fun on the path, kiss some women, your mom and I love you bye”

And that’s it. Let the old man have his retirement please!

[zeroannat]

"im just gonna check on this loser knight dude", the dude then sends me on a 2h long sidequest (i don't mind, i just had other plans)

if they insist on geralt wearing the ugly ass knight armor, i add the sunglasses so he looks even more ridiculous

accidentally stole stuff in front of a guard. the stuff: notes about dettlaff's victims. i was hired to investigate this. that shouldn't even count as stealing.

shared a drink with regis and then ignored the main quest

doing sidequests & contracts rn because i was left with less than 100 moneys after crafting 3 (three) pieces of the grandmaster gear, i should go back to skellige at some point to fish out the remaining swords

got a "beautiful" painting of geralt, he hates it, i think it's hilarious, i'll hang it in the guest room

the B&W fists of fury quest chain was amazing, won the diss battle on accident

got my ass kicked a couple more times before i assembled a decent skellige deck, but then i won yet another gwent tournament

speaking of which, that was such a meta quest

when a note said "cattle falling out of sky at night" i expected something truly bizarre, not a single cow dropped by a french mini-dragon

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[dukeofdogs]

Will you tell us about your experience from the last Gwent Masters?

I can tell how day one looked like uwu

We were watching the tournament in a big room with a projector. Cdpr provided a lot of free snacks and soft drinks and also coffee, around 7? 8? They gave us free pizza. I met @thirstyforred, @stillness138 and @datdejvtho-blog and many other peeps I don't even think have Tumblr djdjjd and also a lot of pro players were there (everyone who were guests during yesterday stream were present at the party).

There was a board where we could place bets for scores (I didn't guess a single one dhdhdjjdjd).

In one of the bathrooms I spotted this sticker:

We were in the building with the life sized geralt and cyberpunk v statues and the magazine walls. But near bathrooms (which each had a picture of geralt and ciri on them instead of 🧍🧍‍♀️or the triangle and circle) was a wall with Witcher 2 concept art which was super cool

At the end of day one Burza, Repek and Vattier were giving everyone (an insanely generous) goodie bag.

Oh and we were told that we can take as many of the patches and faction pins as we like.

[briarfox13]

Sasha

[castillon02]

what if there was a Butcher of Blaviken gwent card and Jaskier made it his personal goal in life to 1) burn all of them to ashes so Geralt’s one and only hobby never betrays him like that 

and 

2) get the Continent’s gwent card manufacturers to replace them with Geralt of Rivia or White Wolf cards 

Jaskier gets good at gwent FOR THE MISSION