#Guess thats a tag now

[swirlingghosts]

tabi minecraft because why not. still tryna figure out a design for her

[a-mag-meme-a-day]

Poll Series Time!

So recently I've been really into Statistics and making charts and whatnot, which got me thinking: "How Can I Incorporate This Into The Magnus Archives?" Now this is where y'all come in: Over the next little while, I'll be posting polls about favorite episodes and such, and then I will take these answers and make silly little graphs and share them with you guys! Now, for the first question:

This question I am looking for favorite individual Statements, not episodes as a whole. This has nothing to do with Plot, just Vibes.

This is why I will not be including MAG 132 - ENTOMBED or MAG 142 - SCRUTINY in this poll, as they are both pretty much all Plot

Feel free to reblog/comment/ect. any thoughts you may have on why you chose your answer! I really like seeing yalls reasonings, and maybe you might point stuff out that I haven't noticed before!

Below I have linked the Transcripts for each one:

Do Not Open

Lost Johns' Cave

Foundations

Hard Shoulder

Held In Customs

Underground

Dig

We All Ignore the Pit

Dust to Dust

Submerged

A Gravedigger's Envy

The Worms

Have fun, and stay tuned for the next poll!

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Out here thinking "girl dinner" and "Sunny would appreciate this" as I eat 3 mushrooms, a packet of oh snap pickle bites, and 2 rice crackers as a meal. So here I am, telling you about it.

That depends what kind of mushrooms we talkin?? But seriously God that actually sounds really really good

[gophergal]

Watched Emesis Blue with @cursed--alien again yesterday and, due to verbal shit posting, they gave me this idea. Enjoy the low effort edit

[billiebustup-confessions]

Confession #249

[Confession:

Please, for the love of god. BE CREATIVE WITH YOUR FUCKING BBU OCS. There are so many people is this fandom (not gonna point out creators) but PLEASE. 80% of the time I see a Barnaby-copy-and-paste oc, another oc IS FULL ON MARY SUE AND ABSOLUTELY OVERPOWERED FOR NO REASON, or a copy-and-paste Billie oc. What happened TO C.R.E.A.T.I.V.I.T.Y. That was a bit harsh- But what I meant to say was; There are some ocs that have designs AND lore similar to Barnaby to the point it looks like a copy, there are Bbu ocs that wouldn't even be that much canon because how over- powered they are, and the of bbu ocs make their ocs look like Billie but with different colors. Now, I get if you have trouble finding an animal to make an oc out of, but AT LEAST MAKE THE LORE DIFFERENT FROM THE CHARACTER YOU BASED IT ON. I can't fucking stand those types of people who do that shit in ALL FANDOMS, PLEASE. BE CREATIVE! If you make your oc BASED-OFF LIKE BARNABY (used an owl base) BUT wrote different lore and made it at least not TOO powerful, that's fine. The same goes with people who use (Billie base/goat base) to draw their ocs. I have no problem with THAT. But the people who just copy and paste, before just saying "HehhHehE tHIs iS mY oC GlitTery Shit ✨✨💅💅💖💖 ShE iS thE mOsT powerFul cHarActer In Aal oF tHe BbUvErse! She's part wolf, part owl, part zebra, part angel, part demon, part hippo, part jellyfish, part axolotl, part fox, part human, part goat, part ghost, part Barnaboo aNd EvEryOne IOves hEr aNd Would AaL boW down to hEr 💖💖💅💅✨💅💅💖-" NO. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. It pisses me off so much when this shit exists DAILY in the BBU fandom so much. AND THEN THEY SHIP IT WITH EITHER BARNABY OR FANTOCCIO AND GODAMN FANONIZED THEM TO SHIT. If you're one of these artists who does the "copy-and- paste-oc shit' and makes the lore about them the same as the character you based them off in the game; Get out. PLEASE. SHUT UP, GET CREATIVE. DIY. DO. IT. YOURSELF. THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER BBU OCS WITH SUCH WELL-WRITTEN LORE THAT IF I MET THAT PERSON IN REAL LIFE, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY 100% LISTEN TO A TWO-HOUR TALK ABOUT THAT OC'S LORE WITH PURE GLEE. AND I WOULD WRITE DOWN NOTES ABOUT THEM. But they are so underrated and the fucking copy-and-paste BBU OCS ARE ALWAYS POPULAR IDK WHY- I just needed to let this opinion out, idc what people think.]

[ticklemistressdiane]

I know I said I was going to return to horny posting on main, then disappeared, but honestly I'm still fucking fuming. Like, sorry, women dommes/lers are not there to be fucking fetished by you to the point where we're dehumanised. Virtually every time I say I'm a gay female ler, people are always like "wow that's so rare, there's so few of those!" - is it any fucking wonder? Maybe there's plenty of us, but we're just tired of being treated like an extension of someone's fantasy? Pestered and tossed aside. Flavour of the month when it suits. Maybe they're smarter or more familiar with the online side of this than I am and did the right thing and just didn't bother. My god. Anyway, back to whatever. Fuck. It's wine time. Soothing thoughts... Nylons are good. Tickling is good.

[ozma821]

Truly the AAAA pirate game we all deserve, gonna be worth every penny.

[themundanemudperson]

@quotidian-oblivion i may or may not have come up with a fic idea

the premise is that jason does come to gotham, and is the red hood, but he also has a normal civilian identity. he calls this identity peter grayworth (bc it's alfred and dick's last names combined <3). he also works/volunteers at gotham library

i want babs to be a major point in his coming home, bc the fic is centered around the library. also i want tim to have something to do with it (bc he's a nosy little bastard /aff)

but i have NO idea how long i want it to be, how jason ends up coming home, OR if i want it to be a 5+1 thing, or like a fleshed out cohesive narritive

help pls

[ebdaydreamer]

i literally hate all of you

temptation tuesday was a bad idea, i just keep getting enabled

[unveranosinseb0514]

I didn't found any fic with SRK characters...gods

Fine, i'll do it myself *read in Thanos voice y'all*

I'll add him to my masterlist, soon i'll be opening requests <3

Unless there's a specific reason to why you guys don't write about his characters?!

[icyhotheartwritings]

Uh oh I started daydreaming about my Tav this was NOT meant to happen

[crystalitar]

Despite the inevitable situation, no amount of mental preparation could have lessened this tension. The pod was broken; the air was limited and gathering all the needed materials for a prepared departure had been straining. Only darkness was all the eye could see. Shuddering barely brought warmth. The light of the seaglider only illuminating specks like a snowy day highlighted on abyssal background.

It shouldn't be impossible to reach surface. The scanner had shown nearby abandoned shelters where air would still be there. A carefully planned route to go from A to B and so forth. It would be all over soon. This was doable. The tension that seemed to vibrate through the bones was just nerves.

Or so was the thought. A shift of the water stream was the first indication before the rumble on the skin was not of own make belief. The glider made a stop that echoed in my heart and breath.

Floating and helpless as streaks of orange rose nearer, so bright like a streak of lightning that gave the threathening thought of wrapping around my neck. Was it mercy that it was slow? Or torture as yet more dancing, mocking, colors accompanied the being that was revealing itself to me. The impossible glow of the eyes showed itself to me, like curtains shoved open on a sunny day. Perhaps it would be bliss to keep that thought in mind to focus on as the slithed pupils bore into me with unwanted intensity. There crossed a fleeting thought of interest on how the sharp teeth could glow; special algae? Anything to lure the fear away.

Was it torture to wait? Did time freeze or was there something that could not yet be grasped? The ɓody was braced, plan forgotten, yet it didn't come. The glee of the being was there.. why? Why could i even reckognize glee of such a giant that lived on another plane on this foreign ecosystem.. the confusion was there.. too late was the realization of the moving lights. It was pulling me to a trance.. almost unnoticable untill the sight had already been broken as big claws cupped me into darkness once more.

@jack-o-phantom Felt inspired for a short snippet. Oop

"Oh, little Diver"

[locopichu42]

hi

cool and awesome @tibbycaps said slimekour purgatory au goes hard so. here you go.

The Tibby Part (i have cherri's but im not happy with it yet so. yea)

like 330 words

Tibby was having fun.

Sure, it was hard, but it was built to be that way. Sure, they made fun of each other, but they also helped each other. And the bouncy slime parkour was really fun too, like a trampoline. And as he sat here, on a ledge waiting for Martyn to catch up, hearing his friends ramble at each other about who knows what, he felt... peaceful. He didn't know why, but it seemed like he hadn't felt that way in a while.

Jupiter was here, meeping at him. He stroked her back, and she curled up on his lap.

(Where'd she come from? Cats can't parkour.)

(Don't think about it.)

He can't remember how he got here. To the funhouse in general, not here specifically. To get to this ledge took almost two hours of slime parkour. But how'd he get to the funhouse?

He tries to remember back. Before the funhouse. Where was he? Artimators? No, he was-

(A ranch. Horses. Floating wool.)

-He must've been on Artimators, then. Had too much to drink with-

(Grayed skin. An eye in a jar. A hand on his wrist, pulling.)

-Must've had too much to drink, is all. Blacked out. Cherri must've helped him over, gave him some milk.

As he stares out into the sweeping abyss, Martyn absolutely unable to make the jump in the background, he felt like there was something missing in him. A piece, a fragment, similar to that color of the void.

(Seats around a table. That swirling, inky darkness. Worry, worry, worry.)

Jupiter nosed his hand, and he realized he's stopped petting her. Finally, he hears Martyn land in the background, everyone celebrating so they can finally move on. He stands as well, Jupiter leaving.

He decides not to worry about whatever that gap is. He's sure it'll be fine. He's Tibby, after all.

(Red horns. A questioning voice. A stone house, everything off the floor. A crowned skull. Care.)

(His sweeties.)  

[melody-magic]

so as a third world transfem there's a bit of a parallel that ive noticed and it goes kinda like this:

if you live in the Imperial Core (or maybe even first world countries in general tbh), you never have to consider the third world in your worldview. what i mean is, you can be born, have a long, rich, fulfilling life and then die of old age, never having thought of any of us beyond the 5 minutes after you get shown some sort of news piece. there's vast, vast swathes of people that think of mexico, or nicaragua, or argentina, or or or or - as basically just names on a map, if that much. we're not people to them, not really. and when we stand up and say "no actually, we are human beings, people worth just as much as any citizen of the Imperial Core", they get upset! because we are shaking the fundamentals of their worldview.

and there's not necessarily any malice involved! like, obviously some people that feel like this are malicious, but their personal feelings are irrelevant. the point is that their position insulates them both from knowing us and from any consequences of not knowing us, while we most assuredly are not protected from either of those things in response.

if you are not transfem, even if you are also queer in some way, a similar concept applies. you can have a full, rich, fulfilling queer existence while never having to take us into account! you can go to queer and inclusive events, watch queer and inclusive creators and shows, read queer and inclusive books, and so on and so forth, where we don't feature at all, or if we do, we are a throwaway! and so, when we stand up and say "hey actually we deserve as much space and respect as anyone else", they get upset! because we are shaking the fundamentals of their worldview.

im not saying they're related but ultimately both of these worldviews stem from a position of privilege, and can only be eliminated by destroying that privilege. i dont really know how we do that but this is mostly meant as an observation rather than a solutions post.

[tawnysoup]

CW DEATH, DEAD BODY, STRANGULATION, BLOOD, IMPLIED SELF-HARM (in case my tags aren't enough!!!! stay safe)

(Above you, you hear Loop trying to take a breath.)

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"