#Greensplatter

[yanban-san]

The whack a mile analogy got me thinking, the twins go on a date at a carnival and for whatever reason the two get highly competitive. First as a friendly joke but then they get serious serious. Darling is just “Wow Ingo great aim!!!” and Ingo turns to Emmet with a smirk and Emmets smile tightens. When darling applauds because emmet is faster at whack a mole his smile is blindingly bright and smug and Ingos pulls his hat down “Because his light was leaking too much for their dearest, not because he didn’t want to see that smug face.”

The carnival was certainly amusing, they supposed. The twin demons didn't seem to be particularly interested in any one thing- The rides were, they supposed, enjoyable- To humans. Roller coasters and the strange rides that gently spun you in the air- Only served to give them future ideas. The entire time the three of you rode the roller coaster, Ingo's mind was consumed with thoughts of taking you through the air so gently in his claws- Resting you on clouds, perhaps- tumbling through the air with you in his embrace-! And although you did enjoy the rides, you were more enamored with the adorable mareeps and wooloos and furfrows at the petting zoo that had set up alongside the fair. Strangely most of the adorable pokemon grew tense when you approached- With your darling boyfriends on either side of you. "Isn't she adorable? Her wool is so soft!" You asked, gently squishing the soft, soft fur of the wooloo as it bleated happily in your embrace- It's eyes darted between the two imposing figures hovering over your shoulders.

"Yes. I suppose it is." Emmet bent down and reached his hand out to stroke the little creature- And the Wooloo snuggled into your embrace, away from the Station Master- Before realizing there was another Station Master who looked far more intimidating on the other side of you as well. Emmet's eyes fell in frustration, his smile betraying his annoyance and his- slight sadness. The majority of pokemon were skittish around them, for some reason. The wooloo didn't feel anything particularly bad from your beloved boyfriends, just- something wrong- Ominous. Ingo moved silently closer to you. Crouching down alongside you, hand on your back while you balanced yourself precariously on the balls of your feet. Emmet sighed, watching the interaction unfold.

You were no stranger to frightened pokemon- And you knew how intimidating the Subway Bosses could be! That was all. The pokemon were simply scared of them, that was all.

"Here, Emmet! Offer her some corn instead. She's probably frightened of you a little bit..." You turned to Ingo. "You too, Ingo- She's just a little intimidated, is all."

Emmet and Ingo both took small cups of the grain- And knew what the reaction of such a cute, small, and pathetically weak pokemon would be. It ran from the three of you, to the far side of the pen, where it stayed.

"She's probably just... jittery?" You sighed in frustration, pouting. Your poor boyfriends- Why were all the cute pokemon so terrified of them?

Ingo stared down at the lambs running around their pen. "Probably. Do not fret, Love. Most pokemon do not like our company."

Emmet leaned over your shoulder, a soft smile on his face. "Yes, do not worry, Darling. We are used to it. Please- Pet the sheep to your heart's content. Brother and I are just happy to watch you- To be with you."

You blushed at his sweet remark, Ingo suddenly bending over to place a kiss on your forehead in an unusual gesture- "Yes, dear. Please, enjoy yourself."

You bent down closer and gave another sheep a hug and smooch, eliciting a cute baa from it. Emmet's eyes didn't leave you- Studying the cute face you made. "She's so soft-!" You remarked, squishing the wool on the sheep- Certainly, Emmet thought, though not softer than him. Ingo kept his eyes over the crowd. He disliked large gatherings like this, out in broad daylight- Too many things prowling about, the heat too intense for your head- The way several humans had looked at you lecherously- It set off his possessiveness, tinged with nerves, and he caught himself several times trying to shield you, hide you away in the shadows of his coat- And perhaps a few degenerate people simply disappeared, like soap bubbles caught on the wind.

You continued to pet the sheep, unaware of your boyfriend's growing- and to them, at least slightly justified- paranoia. The soft expression you adopted, the smile you wore on your face- It stirred their hearts possessively. Ingo watched raptly as he leaned over to look at you- No, the wooloo, of course-!

Though, despite his best efforts... He couldn't keep his eyes off you.

"Daarling, I want to hug you." Emmet whined, his expression softening. You turned to face him, having let go of the sheep. "Of course,-" And before you could even finish the sentence or stand up, you were swept up in the arms of the Station Master- His teeth barred together in an aggressive smile as he pulled you into his embrace.

"Em-Emmet," You spoke, muffled into his chest-

"Emmet," Ingo began, giving his brother a glare- A warning glare, at that- Emmet's smile held too many teeth, his eyes flickering with the faintest glimmer of a light in his eyes-

Emmet smiled turned sheepish, letting you go with a hint of a mischievous laugh- And took your right hand in his, leaving your left free for his brother.

Hands locked with hands, your dear twin beloveds guided you through the rest of the petting zoo and back to the rest of the Castelian Carnival; Enjoying rides and eating delicious sweets- Emmet somehow devoured a massive, deluxe sized cotton candy on his own, and Ingo tried to only pick at yours- looking at it longingly from time to time as the sugar dissolved in his mouth.

It was strange, you noted- When they took your hands, how no one seemed to notice you or them, or commented on the fact that the legendary Bosses of the Unovan Transit System were glued to your sides, holding your hands and watching you intently- Stealing every sort of little kiss and touch they could from you, their darling little sweetheart! It was enough to make you blush that they were so forward in public, but they assuaged you- Promising you, strangely, that not to worry- No one would notice you with them, so please- Just let them hold you, let them touch you-! It barely registered to you that such a thing should not have been promisable in the first place; Or would it? You'd stop to think about it only for Ingo to suddenly pull you in for a light kiss, or Emmet would squeeze you against him tightly- And what else was there to think about aside from the sudden thudding of your heart and the warmth spreading across your whole form as you blushed at their ministrations?

And then came games. You were, at first, not terribly interested in them- You knew how carny games were so often rigged against the player, seeming so easy yet in actuality, much of it came down to luck and chance, rather than any sort of skill.

This, of course, naturally infuriated your darling boyfriends when you informed them of why you weren't particularly eager to play- So they asked you, please, to try one- A cute Gible plushie would be your reward for a simple ball toss game-! If you could win. Finally, you relented.

You chucked a ball half-heartedly towards the center goal-

Only for it to bounce perfectly into your chosen target.

You blinked in amazement. Ingo clapped behind you. "Bravo! If you can do that just a few more times, Love- The little Dragon fluff will be yours!"

You smiled at your love's enthusiasm, though certainly- this was just another one of your strange bouts of good luck you had, right?

And the next ball hit the target.

And the next one did.

The carney watched wide-eyed and amazed that you managed to get four of the five balls dead center- Surely the fifth one would miss...? That Gible plushie was expensive.

The carney gave you your fifth ball- Rough and knicked up and springy and sure to fall far off course and leave you with the taste of a victory-turned-defeat in your mouth- At the very least, he could probably drag a few more games out of you and your companions. You would get so close, why not try again-?

You turned the ball round in your hand, Emmet and Ingo eying it with a glint- Such a vile way of tricking you, they felt. Trickery was only for making your life easier- Not for making it more difficult. And the two watched it as you went to pitch it- Actually putting effort into it, your face contorted in concentration and betraying just how much effort you were putting into acquiring the prize.

And you threw it, watching it fly-

On course! Landing firmly in the center target, making a loud clop as the target spot lit up in congratulations. The carney's smile was strained in annoyance- You didn't have any pokemon with you, so he couldn't even blame it on a psychic type intervening...

Emmet and Ingo both clapped behind you. "Verry good, Darling!" "Bravo!" You smiled at them bashfully, the carney's expression turning to annoyance as the three of you walked off with his best top-shelf prize.

You were a little more than amazed yourself- Walking away proudly with the life-size plushie of the Sinnohin Dragon under your arm- Your two boyfriends asking over and over if you did not need them to carry it for you? You cuddled it annoyingly, and it occupied both of your arms.

Maybe they should not have let you won it so easily-

"Is there anything else that catches your interest, Darling?" Emmet asked, leaning over your shoulder-

You looked over several of the other game stands. Most offered plushes, toys- Nothing too fancy, but entertaining for children, at least.

Until-

You saw the Whack-a-Patrat stand had an absolutely gorgeous Gracidea pin on display in a glass case- On the top prize shelf-

For a dual contest. Both contestants had to score a certain amount of points, and then it would go to whoever got more points.

You stared at the beautiful flower pin- Even if flowers weren't normally your thing, this was beautiful. Crafted from fine cut glass, elegant barely began to describe it. "Crafted by an artisan from the Lostlorn forest, dontcha know." The carney drawled in some heavy accent- Solaceon, perhaps?

Emmet and Ingo exchanged glances; A shared glint between their silver eyes. Ingo paid for the round, chucking a mallet at Emmet, who caught it forcefully. "Shall we, brother?" He asked, maintaining his perfect-as-ever posture. His eyes settled on you for a moment as he adjusted his hat. "Do not worry, Love. If that pin is what you want, then you will have it."

You blushed at your boyfriends endearing proclamation- Not that you expected them to win, or anything-

Until the round started.

Emmet moved first, smacking down patrat after patrat with marked aggression and speed-

"Wow, you're really fast, Emmet!"

Ingo's frown stiffened as Emmet smiled with swelling pride at your praise- All of the patrats had already been knocked down on his side.

"Ingo-wait, did you- Did you already... knock down them all?" You asked, waiting for the count-down timer to start the next round...

"Er, Yes-" He returned, fidgeting with the edge of his hat over his eyes-

"That's incredible!" You cheered- Staring up at him with your oh so beautiful eyes, sparkling so prettily in the sunlight-

"You two do your best!" You cheered to your boyfriends. The demons immediately took your words to heart. Which one of them could- Would be- The one to present you with that pretty gem that caught your eye?

Between the two of them it was difficult for you to keep up with their movements- Emmet moved so blindingly fast, his arms appearing like a white blur over the table- Ingo, on the other hand, moved just as fast but far more gracefully. The patrats descending as quickly as they arose on his side of the table, and the points counter steadily rose on both sides- Emmet's over Ingo's score, Ingo overtaking Emmet... A few people gathered to watch as the patrat whacking game increased in intensity- The Subway Bosses moving deftly and powerfully as they bashed in the heads of the squeaky toys quicker than they seemed to be capable of rising. The Carney was even scratching his head at one point, the score having risen to one of the highest he'd ever seen- Near a thousand points. Even competitive whack-a-patrat players- Would usually score around 800-900 points- And the pin's prize limit was somewhere between 600 and 700.

Their intensity only increased. Emmet's smile split aggressively, His jagged teeth digging into his lower set as he turned his eyes away for a brief second to glare at his brother- Why couldn't he just let him have this-! And-

Ding!

The timer went off, the patrats descended from being brutally thrashed, and Emmet and Ingo both looked up-

985 on Emmet's side, and-

984 on Ingo's.

"Of course I would beat you, brother- Hey, Ow!" You looked over to see Ingo had pulled Emmet's hat down over his brow- bopping him lightly on the head.

"It's not good to gloat after winning, brother." Ingo stated- The carney of course, offered him the pretty glass Gracidea pin- Which was presented to you happily as Emmet delicately placed it in your hair, gently running his hand through your hair.

"Verrrrrry pretty, Love. It looks verry nice in your hair."

You smiled happily, turning to flash the pin. "Thank you, Emmet," You squeaked in surprise as he pulled you close, planting a kiss on your head as his fingers combed through your hair obsessively. "Mm. You are verrry welcome, little Love."

Emmet stared happily- It certainly wasn't as pretty as his feather in your hair... and it didn't glitter like one of the jeweled gifts he'd gotten you before...

But you liked it. That was what was important- And you looked so bashful, letting him seat it in your hair.

You all headed away, leaving the crowd and carney still slightly amazed and confused at the sheer speed of the game that had just transpired. Though as you went to inspect a map, trying to determine where to go next- Ingo trailed behind you, and Emmet suddenly fell back as well- With you still engrossed in the map.

Emmet looked at his brother, his smile shortening on his face, becoming a tense, angry frown.

"Why did you do that?" He hissed.

Ingo looked over at his brother, still maintaining his perfect pose. "Why did I do what?"

Emmet pouted. "Oh, don't play such a game with me, Brother."

Ingo coughed into his hand. "Shiny things like that are better suited for you to give to her, brother."

"You let me win for that?"

"Is that a problem...?"

"You should show her more affection, Brother. You are too reserved."

Emmet continued on, stepping closer to his brother. "Pleeease, Brother? It would be good if you, as Miss Elesa has said, "loosened up" a little bit. Darling would be verrry happy if you did so."

Ingo blushed, looking over at you. Still staring at the map...

"It's- difficult, Emmet. I don't want-"

"You won't hurt her like this, Brother." Emmet smiled knowingly at Ingo. "I am scared too. I can tell you are as well. We watch out for each other, no? But even Darling could tell- That you let me win on purpose. I do not like a victory ill-gained."

Ingo scoffed. "So? You would never have beat me otherwise."

"Excuuse you, Brother. I could verrry much beat you anytime I want." "Oh please, you absolutely could not,"

"Yes I could."

"In what manner? You're far weaker than I am,"

"Am not. I would win in a brightness competition."

"That's completely different!"

"I'm also fluffier-"

"What's fluffy?"

The twins' bickering ceased immediately as they turned their attention to you, having walked back towards them after you'd noticed they weren't beside you anymore. You tilted your head quizzically.

"Ah- Eh-" Emmet stuttered-

"Er, ah- The Wooloos! That we- er- You, pet earlier. Those were quite fluffy." Ingo interjected.

"Ahhh, yes, they were, weren't they?"

You took a sip from your water bottle. "D'you guys want to go see them again? It's getting late, it might be a nice thing to do before we have to head back to Nimbasa..."

"Of course!" They answered in unison, and fell in step behind you.'

They could settle their argument later- For now, you all had some Wooloos to terrorize- Or well, for you to pet.

[browniefox]

Are you in a gravity falls kick too?

Haha, yeah, fell in with everyone else. I'd apologize for all the posts but actually, I'm not sorry at all :D Gravity Falls has always been near and dear to my heart; I followed it and its mystery while it was coming out, i loved the way the twins were written, and they've always felt special to me bc I'm only a little less than a month younger than the and also a twin!

It's really also just a monument to good storytelling. But I don't want to talk your ear off about my thoughts on storytelling and how to write a good one (and what, surprisingly, it's necessarily required to do so)

Uhhhhh bottom line I love Grunkle Stan and check out my fic Twins Across Time if you want some switch-ups to the normal timestuck au

[roberrtphilip]

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If Giselle draws a smiley face in the fog on the bathroom mirror, Robert goes behind her and turns it into a >:) face

send me a "📂" for a random, yet completely useless headcanon I have

[dxrlingdaydreams]

You Wouldn't ___ a ___ Meme Tag Game

tagged by: @smol-feralgremlin rules: use this editor and make a "you wouldn't ___ a ___" meme for your wip

i made these ones for The Crusades of Eicanity :)

... it's probably fine, right?

tagging (with zero pressure): @winterandwords, @greensplatter, and uhhh it's been a while since i've been active on here so consider this an open tag as well

[pigdemonart]

Thank you for continuing to water the submas fans with your content. Hopefully we/they will grow well

…thats such a cute way of phrasing it LOL little plants🪴🌱🌸 🌺

Thank you all for the support, comments, reblogs and donations!! I have a LOT of affection for this fandom and I hope we can all keep having fun!! 🐷 🚂

[daughterofhecata]

I just saw your posts about your fics. Do you have a writing tag or ao3 so I can check them out?

Hey, thanks for asking! (I'm home now, so my mood has already considerably improved) My stuff here on tumblr should all be tagged with #my writing, and I'm TheWolfPrince on both ao3 and ff.de! But I have to warn you, 90% of my fic are in german and for the three investigators/Drei Fragezeichen 😄

[dangerousenemies]

I just read through your Swap AU, and wanted to say it's great so far!

thank you so much!!

[kelpiemomma]

I wonder how blunt as hell Emmet is gonna interact with ‘everything is my fault’ Akari

Ahahaha! Let's just say it's a good thing Elesa's around!

Without Ingo around to moderate it's gonna be a bit of a bumpy ride, especially Elesa doesn't know how to read Akari. She knows Emmet like the back of her hand at least, but with how Akari tends to hide her emotions in favor of "alright, I don't know doing what you want will affect me positively or negatively but if it gets me some positive attention I'll do it" Elesa's in for a learning curve of balancing Emmet's Too Much with Akari's Not Enough. Especially because right now the only thing Emmet knows about Akari is that

she's a link to Ingo, and

if she's a link to Ingo it means that Ingo is still alive somewhere and she knows where. They're in for some turbulence and learning experiences.

[femmerosaliehale]

@greensplatter

okay so these are all on AO3:

i love love love the “twilight saga revamped” by JGlumm it’s m/m between edward and beau and covers the entire series, although breaking dawn is a WIP rn (very very faithful to the books! but still writing away the unhealthier aspects!)

“addiction” by gh0stb0y is f/f between rosalie and bella, it’s an AU but i think it still falls under a rewrite of the story! it’s a WIP

“by blood and by bleed” by alibirooms is a WIP f/f between bella and edythe! it’s pretty similar to the book with a few good changes!

[bbbutterfingers]

I LOOOOVVVVEE YOUR DORORO ART!!!

I LOVE YOU!!! AND I LOVE DORORO!! 

thank you for letting me know how much you enjoy my stuff!!! this is a pretty active fandom despite its age, I hope you make the rounds and visit all my extremely talented fellow soul eater fans!

GIRLS!!!!! girls are good. I’ve watched a bunch of Cute Girls Doing Cute Things anime in the past couple of months and now I am a Convert. thank you and tell your bro the same! 

thank you!!!! SoMa is good!! i’m glad to hear you say I’m doing them justice, haha

oh the most sly wink at you @seafleece more deets on this later…perhaps….!!

@greensplatter yoooo thank you!!! this is my true calling. and, like, spoilers but…yes.  ;^) 

[pens-swords-stuff]

For you if questions, numbers 8 and 15?

8. Do you RP as any of your OCs? If you do, introduce one of your RP OCs here!

For those of you who don’t know, forum-based play-by-post roleplaying is actually my writing background! I wouldn’t be writing today if I didn’t have that.

All of my characters in my WIPs right now were formerly RP OCs! And by all, I actually do mean everyone. Aiden, Jess, Clara, Callisto, Blake, Zach... I think they’re the ones I talk about most on this blog — every single one of them were created for a roleplay.

15. Do you like to talk about your OCs with other people?

I adore talking about my OCs. Like, really, it’s one of my favorite pastimes (why do you think I’m doing this ask game). 

@decantae and @autofoebia are my writing partners/best friends/roleplay friends, and they’re the ones I talk the most about my OCs with. I think I love talking about my OCs in relation to theirs, discussing character dynamics, relationship headcanons and plot stuff rather than me loving to talk about my OCs. 

I love character relationships, especially if some of those OCs belong to different people so we can all have a really fun discussion about how they’d get along :)

Thank you so much for asking

Send me OC asks!

[yanban-san]

I bring you more dog photos! My uncles french bull dog just gave birth. So I’m giving you more dog photos. The mom is called Frenchie. She’s super friendly and will circle you until you pet her. (Lmk if you don’t like getting pet pics btw)

Congratulations on the puppies they look like lil potatoes!!!!!

(And I always love pet photos so please feel free to share them; I love all manner of animals and your cats and dogs are so cute!!)

[velvet-apricots]

greensplatter replied to your post: oka done being horny for ultron

You never stop. The first for the robutt will never end

true.

[roberrtphilip]

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Robert is ambidextrous, but chooses to mainly use his left hand :]

[windlesszephyr]

greensplatter: Saw this on another YouTube I watch video. I didn’t know you played the game as well. oh hey I guess I got a tiny cameo in NL’s video today, hell yeah. and yes, I do play slay the spire, quite a bit actually :D

[mariagislart]

Cute Baby Yoda . . . #babyyoda #cute #greensplatter #watercolor #splatterart #vatnslitur #aquarelle #glossypaper #oilpastel #mixedmedia #art #fanart #themandalorian #starwars (at Reykjavík, Iceland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-UpbECAuVh/?igshid=1umiprpgoxx4