#Gotta love the roblox hair

[bobs-memes]

[loveriotss]

HEY CUTIE ⸻ touya todoroki

INCLUDES — gn! reader, streamer! au, headcannons, drabbles, smau, fluff, crack, slightly suggestive, around 2k words WARNINGS — dabi and his chat making 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 jokes read at your own risk, also the pink color used for the y/n's username doesn't depict gender or anything i just wanted to use it. TAGS — @bbluefllame, @seneon

main masterlist — mha masterlist ༊*·˚

[ cutiepatootien/n — is your username. i added n/n (nickname) at the end instead of y/n because we gotta be mysterious. you can use whatever you want for your n/n. ]

streamer! dabi who created his account because toga wanted a partner to play roblox with her on stream.

the chat was buzzing with excitement, a sea of emojis, animated stickers and exclamation points flowing through the live stream. toga himiko, spinning around in her pink gaming chair with her signature grin plastered across her face. she ceased her spinning, banging her palms onto the desk as she leaned into the camera. her hair was styled in her usual wild, chaotic fashion, and her eyes sparkled with a mix of mischief and anticipation.

"hello my lovelies! welcome back to my channel!" she exclaimed, her voice full of energy. "today’s going to be a blast because i’ve got a special guest joining me!"

the chat exploded with curiosity and speculation. who could it be?

toga's grin widened. "presenting my one and only grumpy roommate, who i’ve bribed with a month of doing his chores to do this with me, dabi!”

a wave of hype flooded the chat, and viewers eagerly waited for this ‘dabi’ to make his entrance. the screen flickered for a moment before his webcam feed appeared. he leaned back in his chair, looking relaxed yet slightly bored, a stark contrast to toga’s exuberance. his room was quite dark, the only way you could make out his face was through the glow of his monitors. his dark hair was tousled and his smirk was casual.

itscandy: woah didn’t know your roommate was a hottie 😻 togasgirlfriend: himiko is hotter 🙄 froggypop: why he look suspiciuroisu  himikoshairclip: the editors are gonna have fun with this stream bunnyrabbit: I WANT BOAF ‼️

"hey, everyone," dabi started, his voice deep and slightly scratchy. he gave a lazy wave to the camera. "let’s get this over with."

toga laughed, her eyes twinkling with excitement. "stop trying to be nonchalant, show some energy!” she exclaimed, a bit too close to her mic which made dabi slightly wince and adjust his headphones. “we’re going to have so much fun! today, we’re diving into a horror game on roblox! hope you’re ready to get scared!"

dabi raised an eyebrow. "horror, huh? sounds like it might be a good laugh."

"alright, let’s do this!" toga said, clicking on the game. the screen transitioned to the game’s loading screen, and the chat erupted with a flurry of messages, many were curious about dabi and how he would handle the scares. 

"okay so the goal is to go through as many doors as we can while surviving the monsters," toga explained, her tone taking on a serious note. "stick with me and don’t go running off by yourself."

dabi nodded, his expression shifting into one of mild amusement. "yes ma’am, lead the way."

streamer! dabi who ended up enjoying the games a lot and decided to start doing some solo streams.

dabi sat in front of his gaming setup, the glow of his computer monitor illuminating his sharp features in the dimly lit room.

he hit the “go live” button and watched as the chat box began to fill with greetings and excited comments from his growing fanbase. dabi’s expression softened, a rare hint of a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. the anticipation in the chat was palpable. he took a moment to compose himself, then looked directly into the camera.

“hey, everyone. dabi here,” he said, his voice a smooth, controlled monotone. “you may know me as the hot and better roommate from toga's roblox stream a few days ago." he leaned back into his chair, tilting his head slightly as he scanned the chat box. "i wanted to do a stream of my own, just for fun. so tonight, I’m diving into one of the scariest horror games out there. don't piss you pants, yeah?”

streamer! dabi who gained a huge following quite quickly. his name popping up on every platform and eventually, he catches your attention.

"2 am, huh?" dabi says, finally clicking out of the game he had chosen to play for tonight, staring at his small desk clock. it had been over 3 hours since he first started the stream. he stretched his body slightly, slight muscles flexing under the shirt he wore as he leaned closer to the camera, checking himself out. "fuck chat, i can see my roots." he says, ruffling up his hair slightly.

chococat donated $30

back away from the camera youre making me nervous

loverriots donated $15

you look hot either way king

menkisser donated $50

DYE MY HAIR WITH ME STREAM WHEN???

he grinned at the donations, leaning back into his chair and lighting up a cigarette as he scanned the chat box. "maybe i should do one..this white hair makes me feel old."

cutiepatootien/n donated $5

i didn’t know you had dyed hair, it really suits you

dabi's fiery gaze lingered on your donation for a bit too long. he takes a drag from his cigarette before replying. "m'flattered really. interesting name you got there by the way".

cutiepatootien/n: oh my god my friends changed it as a joke but now i can’t reset it 😭

he grinned at your response, leaning closer slightly, his piercings gleaming from the light of his monitor. "i think it suits you, cutie".

dabislefttoe: GAH DAMN juicebox: if i close my eyes i can pretend he’s saying that to me #staydelulu ❤️ ihateorangecandy: n/n won joinmystreamforfreerobux: i was orginally here to promote this bot but heyyy 😻 alphawolf: that’s it im getting you pregnant

streamer! dabi who's mind lingers on you for too long, even after the stream has ended. he find's himself getting too silly and clicking on your twitch profile.

it's been two hours since dabi clicked on your social links from your twitch profile. he shamelessly scrolled through your instagram and tiktok, scanning each picture and video, carefully making sure he that he doesn't accidentally like anything. he's so engrossed in this that he doesn't even notice when his blonde roommate enters the room and stands behind him, staring at his screen.

"they're cute," toga says, one hand on the arm of his chair while the other one rests on his desk. "yeah.." dabi mindlessly replies before snapping his head to look at her, quickly closing his tabs. "what the fuck toga i told you to knock before coming in" he sneers at her, clearly annoyed.

"oh come on, i would've busted down the door by how loudly i was knocking," she replies, spinning around and slumping herself on his bed "but you were too busy stalking your new crush! who are they by the way? tell me the deets!" she says, excitedly kicking her feet.

"it's none of your business, get lost," he mumbles, grabbing a drink from his mini fridge, snapping it open with his middle finger and taking a sip.

toga skips over to his desk, snagging a drink for herself which earns her a scowl from dabi, before she speaks, "mhm sure! let me know if your loser ass needs some advice."

"get out."

streamer! dabi who decides to give in to his chat's requests and go live while dyeing his hair.

dabi’s bathroom was lit up by the harsh, overhead fluorescent lights. he was leaning over the sink, one hand gripping a box of black hair dye and the other clutching a pair of disposable gloves. the mirror was fogged up from the hot water he’d run earlier, but the camera in front of him was crystal clear, broadcasting his every move to a growing audience.

“hey degenerates, what's ip?” dabi’s voice crackled with a hint of amusement as he adjusted the camera angle. “welcome to the chaos. you all wanted me to touch up my roots on stream for whatever freaky reason so, here we are—dyeing my hair live.”

he chuckled, the sound mingling with the chatter of his chat. The screen was a whirlwind of comments, emojis, and questions. before he did anything, he looked down at his shirt pondering for a moment. "i should take this off right? don't want it to get stained or anything" he says nonchalantly as he pulls it over his head.

now some might think this was unnecessary, i mean — taking off his black shirt because he was scared it was going to get stained with black dye? it almost seemed like he had done it on purpose..but the chat didn't seem to care.

touyaslefttit: the first thing i look at in a man is his heart. the fact that his tits are in front of his heart is NOT MY FAULT hellokittylvr: GIRL DINNER 😻😻 pookieschmookie: no guillotine could take away the head im about to give him ilovefictionalmen: i wanna take a shower with him I MEAN i wanna keep him as a pet I MEAN loverriots: very demure shigaraki: 🍅🍅🍅

he tossed his shirt aside, constantly eyeing the screen and reading the chat box and donations carefully as he put on his gloves and squeezed dye into a bowl.

cutiepatootien/n donated $10

just opened the stream and the first thing i see is your chest 😓 not complaining tho 🙏🙏

dabi immediately looks down, keeping his eyes on the dye. "i can show you more than my chest cutie" he says boldly, trying to hide the stupid smirk on his face. [a/n: fake nonchalant dreadhead!! i see him chalanting!!]

streamer! dabi who was waiting for you to join his stream.

streamer! dabi who shamelessly flirts with you on stream, causing many fans to talk about you and try to speculate who this 'cutie' could be.

"so their name is y/n!" toga yells into dabi's ear. she was once again in his room, uninvited, staring at him with sparkly and excited eyes. she had somehow found out your name and was now shoving her phone which had twitter open in his face. the tweets were from his viewers, all about who this 'cutie' could be.

dabi groans. yeah he was the one who drew attention to you but, uh oh! he's now facing the consequences of his own actions as he stares at your account which is now on private. you were smart and new it was best to keep your socials private and out of view from any jealous or crazy fans dabi might have.

"just send them a follow request if you wanna see them so bad!" toga says, getting slightly impatient and snatching dabi's phone out of his hand and speed walking away. "TOGA STOP DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" he yells as he chases her. "you're too much of a pussy dabi, you have a crush and you should confess!" she says, tossing the phone back to dabi. he hurriedly grabs it and stares at the screen in shock.

there your account was..now public? no. he was following it.

"you actually sent them a follow request?" he says, glaring at the blonde who just flashes him a cheeky smile. "but they accepted right? shoot your shot!"

"i'm going to kick you out of my house."

streamer! dabi who spends a lot of time with you floating around in his mind and eventually musters up the courage to text you.

NOTE — i fear i yapped too much for this one, dabi having a silly internet crush is just so cutesy to me. did you guys notice me and shigaraki sneaking into this fic i thought it was funny. might make this into a series?? idk.

©loveriotss — all rights reserved to me. please don’t try to copy/steal my work. please do not use any of my ideas/translate my work without my permission.

[abbysbug]

— Two Little Lovebirds

ellie being a cutie little loser

Pairing; Streamer!Ellie x Streamer!Reader

a/n: this is how i imagined my streamer!ellie to ask my streamer!reader out

@stegosauruswilly sooo are you and y/n dating or what?

@ladydcansteponme yeah come on ellie. we've seen what you've been posting

@minecraftergod LMAO they're definitely dating look how red her face is going

Ellie's eyes scanned over the chat, reading every message. She and you weren't dating, not yet, at least. She wanted to ask you out but couldn't find the courage.

"Uhm." She mumbled, trying to keep up with her energetic mood. She had been playing Roblox horror games for the past hour, and everything had been okay until people started to mention you.

Don't get her wrong, she adored talking about you. But having to talk about her relationship with you made her feel embarrassed. She had been talking to you for two weeks and she hadn't asked you out. That is so not lesbian of her.

@m0mmym11kers oh shit. maybe theyre not dating.

"Okay, guys. I think I'm gonna wrap it short today. Have fun at, Y/n's stream!" Ellie clicked on the button to raid your stream, sending all her viewers to your channel.

She slumped down in her chair and ran her hand on her face. God, she needed to ask you out.

A large grin spread across your face when you saw that Ellie raided you.

"Thanks for the raid, Els. Oh, wait. Is she not here?" You frowned, not seeing Ellie's familiar username pop up in chat.

@minecraftergod uh yeah ellie ended stream really randomly and i guess she didn't join

@rubberducksex she seemed kinda upset ngl maybe check on her

You opened your messages with Ellie.

You: hey, are you ok? people said you looked upset and ended stream randomly.

Ellie: when are you free?

You: like in an hour

Ellie: can i come over in an hour then?

You: yeah ofc. u ok tho?

Ellie didn't reply to you. You bit your lip in concern.

You ended the stream 30 minutes later. You were concerned about Ellie and couldn't keep your mind off of her. There was a knock on your door and you looked over to check the time. Shit, has it been an hour already?

You opened the door and smiled at the sight of Ellie. You threw your arms around her. You pulled Ellie inside, closing the door behind her.

"You okay, Ellie?" You asked, "You're quiet."

Ellie shrugged, playing with her fingers.

You frowned, taking her face in your hands. You ran your thumb over her cheek. "What's wrong?"

"I wanna be your girlfriend," Ellie blurted out, immediately regretting her words. That was not how she wanted to ask.

When you didn't reply immediately, you felt Ellie started to pull away from you. But you wrapped your arms around her neck and pressed your lips against hers. Your actions shocked Ellie, but she quickly reciprocated. Her arms wrapped around your waist.

The kiss was messy but full of love. You pulled away when you started to run out of breath, and rested your forehead against hers.

"So, is that a yes?" Ellie asked.

You giggled, nodding your head. "Of course it is."

Ellie gave you a shy smile.

"Wanna tell me why you were upset now?" You questioned, playing with the baby hairs at the nape of her neck.

Ellie sighed, attempting to look away from you, but you tilted her head to look at you. "I just- Everyone kept asking me if we were dating and I wanted to ask you out so bad so I just felt like a loser for not having the courage."

You frowned. "Ellie, you aren't a loser for not having the courage. I didn't have the courage either, does that make me a loser?"

"No, but-"

"Exactly. You aren't a loser."

Ellie sighed. She knew you were right. You kissed the tip of her nose and smiled.

"Feel better now?"

She nodded.

"Wait, I gotta flex to Twitter that I'm dating you." Ellie pulled her phone out and swiped to her camera app. Ellie wrapped her arm around your neck and pulled your faces together. At the last second, you turned your face, kissing Ellie on the lips.

A light blush spread across Ellie's face when you pulled away, grabbing her phone to look at the picture.

"Awe, this looks cute. Post it,"

Ellie smiled and typed out a post.

@carpetmuncherwilliams FINALLY GOT THE COURAGE AND ASKED :p WHO WANTS TO COME TO THE WEDDING!!! *1 image attached*

@buffjesse replied gay as hell DOWN WITH THE GAYS

@dinaisbetter replied jesse stfu they are literally so cute why dont u post photos of me huh??

@buffjesse replied *4 images attached*

@dinaisbetter replied r u serious THOSE ARE PICS OF ME SLEEPING WITH MY MOUTH OPEN DELETE THOSE RN

Ellie laughed at Jesse and Dina’s conversation, passing the phone to you.

“If you ever post photos of me like that, I will kick you so hard.”

Ellie held her hands up in defensive.

“I absolutely will not.”

She definitely will at some point.

[chlorinecake]

Okay this is my first time doing one of these but could you do like how the enhypen members would react to seeing you practice their part in the choreography of one of their songs

「 ✦ enha reaction’s WHEN YOU LEARN THEIR PART IN A DANCE CHOREOGRAPHY ✦ 」

𓂃 𓈒 or when they see you dance for the first time

idol bf ! 엔하이픈 x non idol ! f. reader ⃘ 🎧

contains ∿ 🧋 pet names, kisses & teasing genre fluff, crack, est. dating 1192 words

𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆 ✴︎

He would be quite impressed honestly, taking pride in his sweet girlfriend wanting to mirror his talent in some way.

“You gotta get the head isolation down at this part, though,” he critiqued, putting a finger to his lips while dancing Sweet Venom.

“Well, if it looks wrong, blame yourself, because that’s who I’ve been copying this whole time,” you teased, poking him in the side of his waist and making him chuckle.

“Hmm… maybe your performance just needs a little bedazzling... Be right back!”

Your boyfriend ran out of the dancing studio, telling you to close your eyes once he came back before nestling a cowgirl hat atop your head like an angel on a Christmas tree.

You reacted immediately upon seeing your reflection in the mirror, a now smiley Heeseung standing behind your frame, “What?! Wait- When did you get this?”

Literally your face right now: 😭 

“People don’t call me an ace for nothing, babe. Now c’monnn, let’s dance together this time…,” he urged in a sing-songy voice, playfully tugging at your hands while spinning you around, “I wanna see my pretty cowgirl dance for me some more...”

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐆 ✴︎

“Yeah, I literally have the world’s coolest girlfriend now…,” Jay huffed proudly, giving you a kiss on the crown of your head after catching you dance in the living room.

“Now? What do you mean now?!?!,” you asked offendedly, pouting at him slightly.

“This wasn’t exactly how I planned to bring this up, but are you ready to become my Mrs. Park?”

“I've been ready since the day we met, Jay,” you smiled, burying your face in his chest while hugging him, “But I would've danced your part in a song a lot sooner if I knew it'd get me a ring...”

“Oh? So a diamond is all you want me for now? Wowwww, babe-”

You gave him a look that automatically let him know you weren't too fond of the comment he just made, “Kidding” he said, ruffling your hair playfully, “I know you love me... enough to copy me, apparently.”

“Should we break out in synchronized dancing now?” You offered, playing Sacrifice Eat Me Up from the beginning on your phone.

“Yes… but only if you can keep up with me, of course.”

*Insert Jay's infamous Roblox smirk*

𝐒𝐈𝐌 𝐉𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐔𝐍 ✴︎

The definition of 🧍‍♂️when you pulled him aside to show off the new choreography you'd been working on for the past hour.

Goofy laugher pt. 1

“Is this actually happening right now?,” he asked while laughing shyly, just after you finished ✨performing✨ for him…

“What do you mean? D-did it look bad?,” you asked worriedly, part of your heart still feeling warm though from hearing his shy giggle earlier.

“No, no, you did great, it’s just… why my part?” He continued, hoping to draw the conversation in a different direction, given how flustered he truly felt.

“Because you look hot while doing it... I felt inspired,” you said cheekily, walking up to Jake and placing your hands on his chest, Jake’s hands wrapping around your waist as he looked back down at you.

“Babe, you can’t say stuff like that then act all playful without expecting my brain to short-circuit,” he sighed, face heating up as he looked back down at your giggling frame within the hug.

“Well, did I at least do your part in the dance any justice or did that make your brain-malfunctioning even worse?,” you pouted with puppy-dog eyes as if to persuade his anger, even though you already could tell he liked it.

“No, love… I'm just in shock, honestly... you did criminally well.”

*Insert second-hand embarrassment from Jake's corny ahh pun*

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍 ✴︎

Sunghoon was initially kinda salty about you having locked yourself up in the garage all morning on his day off, but all those feelings went away once he caught on to what you were up to.

“Hey, I didn���t say you could come in here,” you yelped, just as your boyfriend barged in the garage, catching you mid dance move.

You had been practicing Chaconne because you knew it was one of his favorite songs and you figured it'd cheer him to see you supporting his interests.

“Don’t mind me,” he started, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, “I’m just observing... please, continue.”

“God, Hoon, you’re embarrassing me,” you whined, covering your face from the way he was staring you up and down in this moment.

“It’s cute, though… watching you stress yourself out trying to dance like me when the pro's been one call away this whole time.”

The pro?, you thought to yourself, the self-proclaimed title being enough to snap you out of your bashfulness.

“I might’ve been practicing for a while, but I’m already doing some parts better than you,” you scoffed competitively, making him laugh at your words to the point where his dimples started showing.

“Cocky and shy? What an interesting combination… did you get that from me, too?”

𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐎 ✴︎

Sunoo smiled knowingly as he walked into the dance studio, grabbing a nearby rag to pat-dry the sweat on your face, “you’ve been avoiding me all day and working out like crazy, so what’s going on?”

“I’ve been working on this tough choreography, actually … but since you’re here, maybe you can help?”

“Oh, okay,” he chirped, watching as you started to dance out the steps to Fever, stopping when you got to the part you’d been struggling with.

“How do you do this part? It just looks so much better when you do it…,” your voice stalled as you saw his cheeks expand with a smile on the mirror, “SUNOO!?”

Goofy laugher pt. 2–

The guy was quite literally laughing his ass off at you right now, feeling both a mix of embarrassment and flattery at your actions.

He noticed you pouting, covering his mouth to stall his giggles before speaking, “I’m sorry babe, you just looked so cute while dancing, I couldn’t hold back!”

“It’s supposed to look sexy though,” you whined, knowing that it’d get him to hug you in response.

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐍 ✴︎

“So is this your new idea of teasing me?,” Jungwon asked upon getting back home from work, the first thing in sight being you in front of the TV, quite literally passing the mic to one of his fancams.

You audibly scoffed at his words, pausing the video and giving him a look, “This is hardly teasing, Wonie… just ‘cause I’m your girlfriend, it doesn’t mean I can’t fangirl over you from time to time…”

He sat his duffel bag on the ground, walking up to give you his usual ‘I’m home’ kiss and hug before responding, “Fine then… but you definitely need to keep practicing that footwork if you want me to take you seriously.”

“Heyyy,” you whined, playfully smacking his shoulder which only made him laugh at how adorable you look, “now who’s teasing?”

𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐈 ✴︎

“Okay, I do not stick my butt out like that when I do it. Watch,” Niki corrected, initially having cringed upon catching you dance Bite Me, but had now turned your little activity into a whole ass dance-off.

“Yes, you 110% do... you always have to babygirl-ify the dance moves,” you replied matter-of-factly, starting from the pre-chorus and flipping your hair more than necessary just like him.

“I know you’re about to start spewing trash whenever you use made up words,” he scoffed with fake annoyance, trying to hide the smile tugging at his lips after seeing you dance so passionately.

“Stop, I can tell you’re smiling! Just admit that you’re impressed by me, Riki, and take the L… or W since you have a talented girlfriend…”

“Fine… you’re right… I am highly impressed… both by your dancing skills and choice of vocabulary,” he confessed playfully, giving you a side hug and kissing the top on your head.

“Maybe we should work towards debuting as a couple duo now... I just know that everyone would bias us…,” he thought out loud, making you giggle at his words.

tysm for reading this quick lil fic ✗⚬ﾒ𝟶 a/n ℓօⓥe always ⋆⋆⋆

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ( 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 💌 ) @squoxle @nikisdubblchococake @wonbinisbabygurl @ashgonedash @yourmomscuntis2tighy @watamotee33 @addictedtohobi @microwvdstrawb3rri3s

[moronkyne]

David and Asher Headcanons

(not a ship post…yet)

🐺David;

- Always stood with his hands crossed. It doesn’t help that he has an RBF and a scar on his lip. He looks hella intimidating. (Asher and Milo mock him for it)

- I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it, but hey, ima be so honest rn…David gets me views. David and his black slicked back hair—Falls two inches over his shoulders, strands loose and slightly waved (Assuming he has straight hair)

- Has some grey hair. Angel begs him not to dye it and RIGHTFULLY SO! He has shines of silver in his facial hair

- Has learned a thing or two from Milo’s cooking though he will never admit it.

- “No. I won’t peel the crust off—” and he does it anyways

- Sideburns. He’s a hairy man (/pos) so. Yeah.

- His favorite high school class happened to be Home EC. Or Business and Marketing strategies. He took these by his own free will.

(you guys used up all my David juice…I can’t think of any rn)

Asher under the cut;

🍊Asher;

- Would/Has played “Wolves life” (or whatever it’s called) on Roblox with Angel (His wolf is neon colors and is probably named “Shadow”, he likes to mock David’s voice and very loudly RP with Angel instead of using the chat.)

- Genuinely loves Lady Gaga.

- He’s actually got a very healthy thing going on with his family. (I see him as adopted and or a surrogate baby <3)

- Amazing at Just Dance, I gotta say it.

- Has a lot of hair. Not necessarily that he’s hairy, but I think he does have QUITE A BIT head hair…yet struggles to grow facial hair

- Long ass nails that he needs to trim.

- Tie-Dyd shirts 24/7 or the button ups that have the pattern of a roller rinks flooring.

- I’ve seen a lot of Vitiligo Asher and I ADORE IT SO MUCH but also, imagine if it’s a birth mark? It slowly fades as he gets older and he used to hate it…bad as he grows he begins to miss it.

- Smells like citrus and clean laundry (bonus; calls it “Laundry Sauce”)

- Gets hella lightheaded 24/7 (DRINK WATER YOU FUCKING IDIOT.)

Random;

Asher; “Are we about to k—”

Asher Talbot was killed by David Shaw

THESE ARE DEPICTIONS OF A CHARACTER NAMED “XADEN RIORSON” FROM THE BOOKS FOURTH WING AND IRON FLAME. THIS IS MOSTLY HOW I SEE DAVID SHAW.

[nimmie-nugget]

~Hantengu Clones x Disgust Clone Reader~

Reminder: drink water and eat a full meal! Turn on dark mode if it’s currently night where you live~ wouldn’t want ya eyes to hurt right?~ —go to your profile and press the icon that’s on the VERY right, then click “General Settings” and scroll down a bit till you see “Color Palette” and there should be a few options for ya there!—

Warnings: ooc, not proofread, your not gonna like Karaku’s part, you might shit your pants

Note: I’ve had this in my mind for quite a long time!!! Google better be right for the kanji’s I have next to the clone’s names or Istg- This doesn’t mean I won’t stop doing Tokito twins content tho! I’ve been posting some other things instead of Tokito content so i just wanted to reassure~ don’t worry Tokito enthusiastic’s! Your emotion is disgust and your color is a mix of Yellow and Green~ Platonic ofc or else self love has a new meaning💀 Enjoy <3

Masterlist+Introduction

Masterlist

Sekido 怒

You CANNOT come to me and tell me this is not toxic. 💀🖕

Both of you argue the most out of the clones

There was a time your argument got WAY out of hand ‘n both of you started using your BDA like crazy!

Your always pointing out his lil flaws

Tho Sekido’s clothes are more tolerable.

You tease him but not as much as Karaku

Long story short both of you want each other to die 😣

“Why not you fix your hair before you start talking?”

“WE HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE YOU BRAT!”

These two lines kinda giving sibling energy- 👆

Karaku 愉

Your grossed out by the fact he doesn’t wear proper clothing.

Just one touch and you go

“AHHHH!!! THIS IS UTTERLY DISGUSTING!”

Teases you A LOT. You and Sekido most likely teamed up once just to get him to shut up 😬

I think he just considers you a whore at this point-

Considering you always look at his abs ‘n shit but your just trynna tell him to wear some clothes in the most judging way possible 😭

How did he even miss that gaze full of disgust!? HECK it’s your emotion-

“I know you like this Y/n~” he says as he licks his hand. Bro’s a cat fr💀

You gave him the most disgusted look ever that day.

Urogi 幸

He’s too much for you to handle-

Your losing your sanity yeah tots like you didn’t lose it years ago😃

Let’s just say your BDA is to be able to mind control-

The moment he uses his BDA you instantly use your BDA on him if your near.

Tho despite you literally being disgusted of him in every single way, you still hold some respect for him.

“A,IS)EJWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” *Activated BDA*

You groan as you activate your BDA “I don’t have time for this! And keep ya mouth shut would ya?! Your voice is disgusting.”

Aizetsu 愁

You must admit he is quite tolerable then the other clones but that’s what makes it more disgusting.

You two have a pretty decent relationship.

Tho his outfit…it’s disgusting.

You don’t really hold…much disgust towards him???

Tho it’s just probably because he doesn’t annoy you much as the other clones.

OH YOU WERE VERY WRONG 😨

Your the only clone who doesn’t tease him or act serious.

That’s the explanation to him latching to your arm 24/7 👆💀

“UGHHH!!! GET OFF ME! YOUR FUCKING HEAVY!” You yelled.

“…Y/n don’t yell…that makes me sad…” he said clutching onto his staff

“This disgusts me. You disgust me.”

Yep, ya had to use your BDA to get him off.

But why ya gotta be so mean!!? >:(

But hey! Aizetsu’s confirmed to be a cat 😼

Zohakuten 憎

Let’s just say ALL of the clones are in a black void when Hantengu is in control 😶

Never though I’d say this but this relationship is WAY more toxic then yours with Sekido 😰

Your always commenting on how disgusting he is.

Roast him like a Roblox kid 😎

Tho you won’t be getting away just easily.

Considering he’s the STRONGEST of the clones you’ll def be beat to pieces 😭

“Ngh!…is that all you got? Your unreliable dragons can’t do shit to me! Utterly disgusting.” You say with a grin.

Hell you faced so many tortures that day- tho what scared ya the most was the fact that your regeneration slowed down 😰

Like- HOW!?!?

You swore to never go overboard with HIM ever again 🫡

[luka-mae]

Doing this cause I feel like it ^^

📷 What's set as your phone's lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate? - Chocolate for sure

✨ Do you have any nicknames? - I’ve been called Ernie, Marbles, Elifur, and twink, if twink counts as a nickname.

🎵 Last song you listened to? - Nurses Office, Melanie Martinez

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction? - Yes but I haven’t ever posted anything

😏 Are you on discord? - No

 💛 Do you have any piercings? - I used to have ear piercings, but i stopped wearing them and they closed up :(

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person? - Music taste, or more specifically their playlists

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? - Maybe those Oreos with pop rocks in them (I love those so much dude you do not understand)

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person? - Hard to say, I really like them both equally tbh

🎧 Headphones or earbuds? - HEADPHONES FOR SURE

🌼 What's the last thing you said out loud? - No clue honestly, probably oh no after my bsf told me she’d been eating hi chews that expired in 2020

🙃 What's a weird fact that you know? - Natural gingers sometimes will need more anesthesia for some reason?? I don’t remember the reason

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl? - Neither honestly I sleep a lot- But if I had to say, then night owl

🧸 Favorite place to nap? - my bed

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community? - Yes (HYPED for pride month)

🦋 Describe yourself in three words - gay tired energy

👖 Jeans or sweatpants? - Jeans are more uncomfortable but you can style them, so jeans

🥤 What's your go-to Starbucks order? - I don’t drink Starbucks

🧡 A color you can't stand? - Roblox 10 year old blue

💎 What's your most prized possession? - My Technoblade hoodie because my bsf bought it for me <33

☕ Coffee or tea? - Coffee

🦖 Favorite extinct animal? - Giant sloth

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr? - Since about September, I think. So about 9 months

🌴 Desert island item? - Assuming I have everything to survive, permanently charged nintendo switch (Gotta get to my sdv wife Maru <33)

🐸 Describe your aesthetic. - Kidcore in the warm weather gremlincore in the cold weather

🔮 What's your dream job? - YouTuber/Twitch streamer

💙 Relationship status? - Single

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit. - Basically anything with my monster high skirt or rainbow socks. Combine both and you have my favorite outfit

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to? - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon

🤎 What color is your hair? - Brown

💌 Do you talk to yourself? - Yes

💄 Do you wear makeup? - No but I want to

🌸 Best compliment you ever received? -My hair or eyes looking nice

💞 @ your favorite blog - Tbh I don’t have one

Reblogs are appreciated!

Tagging mutuals, no pressure!! @kaz-oooo @tiger-willow @arsuns-ramblings @almond-sw1rl @h3xt0r

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[hayakawalove]

PLEASE you’re the sweetest of hearts!! leme wipe those tears for kitten uWu! we can put bows in suguru’s hair and tie it up all pretty for the heat! I hope you have cool weather and lots of shade, yummy drinks, and sweet treats <3. I’m rly happy you have lots of time for writing and can’t wait for what’s coming!

In high school i would go travel, practice outside and compete in the midwest for dance in the summer LAWD the heat is real 😵‍💫. Now my aging self will simply perish in sunlight for more than 5 mins LASJSJKSSKSK.

Roblox is saur fun!! I started playing w my bestie during the pandemic and its all sorts of jokes XD. There’s a dress up game I love but the kids vote unfair im like ⁉️ bc how did i get 6th in a 2000s theme as brittney spears in her jean dress 🤨 im being set up i fear!

YESS i will take sm photos and vids! I acc gotta get my hot girl transformation ready since its next week 🗿 I wanna cosplay as ace from one piece for the concert :DD id def send u pics/vids if u wants hehe!!

Thank you again for being your kind, wonderful self and sharing your amazing works!! I can’t wait to yap more about my sugu hyperfixation w you<3 have a wonderful weekend!! I would drop a pic of coquette suguru but mobile asks are so weird to format -.-

-🗿

JDJDKDJFK SO ARE YOU! And I agree we should put bows in his hair. I think suguru is very. Doesn’t care OKFKEKDJDOD like I think if you were like suguru :)) can I paint your nails? Suguru :)) can I curl your hair? He’d be like yeah okay. Side note I find it so hot when straight cis men are like that. I think a lot of them don’t want to be associated with femininity, so when one of them doesn’t care what you do it makes me so ODJODJFOEJFK. AND THATS SO SWEET I have been eating so good lately honestly…. I have a very bad sweet tooth so I really need to try. Not doing that KDJDKDJDK i fear it will cause problems for me later on…. IM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THE WRITING WITH YOU!

OH WOW what kind of dance? I bet it does get hot over there. AND RIGHT SIJDKDJFKDK I can’t be in the sun for more than 2 minutes without losing it

IM SO GLAD YOURE HAVING FUN PLAYING IT and that is such a scam cause that is the biggest 2000s outfit I can think of!

ACE IS SO COOL I would love to see pics! I won’t post them if you don’t want me to but I’m sure you will look wonderful! Be safe though, concerts can have some weirdos.

YOURE SO SWEET I am so grateful to have you as a reader! And yes I love talking about suguru with you you just Understand him. I APPRECIATE YOU and HERES A COQUETTE SUGURU it’s very bad but. IDKFKDKDK

[luvvvvangelssssstories]

What's Luvvvv?

~ Chapter two ~

TW: Nun! jus cussin and usage of the N word (As I said in chapter one im black so dw)

MADE BY ~ ME AND MY BSFS YURI AND KRISSY

Now Playing:

[Middle of You]-[Wiz Khalifa]

0:58── ❍───── 4:13

↻ ◃◃ Ⅱ ▹▹ ↺ Volume: ■■■■■■■■□□ 80%

I'm just Chillin' in my room, blasting music and playing roblox on my PC (yeah it's a childish game but I still love it.) My mom walks up stairs with Deandre. "Wuzzzuuuuupppp" Deandre annoying ass say as he finna sit on my bed. "Boy if you don't get yo dirty ass off my bed." I swat my hand at him from my desk. "Man its whatever but I only came over here because I need a re-twist" I roll my eyes but turn my game off "Go get my supplies and I'll do it. Its in my closet." he grabs the shit then sits down on the floor. I take his hair down and pop his forehead. "Nigga the fuck was that for????" I smile at him and look him in his face "For being an annoying shit now pass me my phone. He obviously complies.

Now Playing:

[So Sexy]-[Twista]

0:04─❍────── 3:51

↻ ◃◃ Ⅱ ▹▹ ↺ Volume: ■■■■■■■■□□ 80%

I pull him into the bathroom and wash his hair. But of course since he can't keep his fucking mouth shut he complains. "It's too much waterrr" I glare at him and just put the water right over his face. "C'mon I gotta blow dry this shit." I tell him to go sit in my room while I clean up the bathroom.

5 minutes later I come back to blow dry his hair and twist it. "Wow. For once you're not complaining like a lil bitch?" He does a soft laugh, "Just lettin you do ya thang. You get paid to do hair I don't." I smile at his niceness and I don't hold his head as tight as I was cus yk. I'm a very petty bitch. "Pass me my phone, I'ma play my fav song."

Now Playing:

[B.E.D]-[ Jacquees]

0:04─❍────── 3:54

↻ ◃◃ Ⅱ ▹▹ ↺ Volume: ■■■■■■■■□□ 80%

"This song be havin me in my feelings." i say as I'm tryna follow along with the song. He just leans his head into my lap some more and closes his eyes. "Don't go to sleep, you gotta walk home." he smies then my playlist shuffles to other songs. "Alright, done come to the kitchen real quick." we both walk downstairs to the kitchen and I turn on the stove, "Nah, you ain gotta make me no food." I look at him then laugh "Boy ain nobody tryna cook for you, I'ma press them naps out the back of yo head." I say as I put the pressing comb on the stove and I get a paper towel. "Pressin comb? that hot shit right?" I nod my head and he flinches as if its already on him "Uhm...we dont needa do dat." I hold his shoulders "aweee ya scared of the heat boo boo?" he shakes his head no but his reaction when I press his hair is different. "Thats how as fuck. Why you burnin me???" I roll my eyes, "Boy I ain burnin you thats just the heat" he winces until I say I'm done. He looks at the time

10:55 P.M

"You can stay over if you want. But you're sleeping on the floor." he gives a tired smile. "ight, thanks princess." he runs upstairs but just lays down on the floor and sleeps quickly. I throw a blanket over him and lay in my own bed.

11:45 P.M

Less than an hour later I still can't sleep. I turn to my wall and try to sleep. "You ight lil momma?" I nod into the wall but then turn so I can look at him on the floor. "Why is you awake?" he just looks at the ceiling "You kept tossin and turnin, ya ass woke me up" he says very matter a factly. "My bad.." he gets up and just lays next to me. "Go to sleep aight? I'ma be here all night sadly" I glare at him. "Whatchu mean sadly. My house is lit. And keep that bonnet on." he does this thing as if he's trying to mock the way I always roll my eyes and crosses his arms "Giiiirl quit playin an go ta bed" he says in his best girl voice. "Ya know what? Fine. Andrea" he looks at me like im crazy then says "Nah It'd be D'Andrea." He makes me laugh then rests his hand on my arm "Now go to sleep." I slowly drift off and fall asleep (obvi).

5:13 A.M

I wake up and I feel his arms wrapped around me.

"Uhm..." he blinks when he hears my voice "My uhm...my bad. but I also did want to tell you one thing when I came here to get my hair done.."

TO BE CONTINUED???

[silent-scribbs]

Uh

I'm just gonna assume I should could maybe can might need to maybe not have to

put

⚠️SPOILER WARNING! 🙈

for smth revealed at the end of Inscryption

ig

anyways 👀

I like doing study-esque stuff of the scrybes and stuff before I draw em "officially"

Drawing the details and looking into them, then simplifying down at least 2 times, then those are how I draw them :) The simplest tends to be the roughest and doodly-est one, aka lazy scribble style or smth

^ Close-up on the notes and study sketch ^

Sorta rant stuff about her underneath :3

I got to learn a little more in the notes. Like how she REALLY looks like her skin is made of foil lol. I did notice the cuts and the chunk of flesh missing on her right (perceived left) cheek, and how she actually has pretty much a human-like head. How she's sorta missing the bottom of her left ear and a bit of flesh in front of it. PLUS THE MARKINGS ON HER FOREHEAD AND THE ONE ON HER CHIN THAT I DIDN'T REALIZE WAS ONE

Her whole thing is the undead deck, as is pretty much the title of it, so like others have suggested, she could be a necromancer or smth, I think she is DEFO a zombie, if not anything else. She even has the mainly green hair, and all the flesh wounds. Ngl her hair makes me think of one of those ROBLOX ones, aside from the poly look the scrybes got goin' on

Plus she kinda metal/rockin' tho, she has fingerless gloves and purple nails :D She really goth(?), purple eyeshadow and lip color and stuff, and then the skulls, love her for having some of my fav colors I would absolutely have a physical "lifesize" model of her just for Halloween, and then I keep it for when I eventually get a building of my own that I can decorate how I want >:3

Also. It's as if I was doing a timed drawing challenge lol, 1 hour 10 minutes 1 minute XD Which, to be fair, is sorta accurate except it's more like 2-4 hours, 5-10 min, 1 min (gotta include them ranges)

[charmustdie]

hot takes on some of the fanon versions of the haikyuu boys bc i hate this fandom /lh

ok so i made a post before abt how i absolutely despise fanon characters bc most of the time it absolutely ruins them (looking at you, deathnote fandom, i see what you did to L and i hate you for it)

SO like the salty haikyuu obsessed bitch i am, i thought id give my two cents on what some of the haikyuu boys SHOULD BE in fanon bc yall did them so dirty

[note: this is just some of the guys that i think the fandom ruined the most, so if ur fave isn’t here, be thankful lmao]

hinata: THIS. MF. IS. NOT. INNOCENT. in the dub he literally calls noya a horny tornado, he KNOWS things. also like,, he’s a teenage boy?? sure he’s excitable and adorable but he’s not innocent. he probably makes deez nuts jokes and daichi falls for them every time

oikawa: i will never forgive y’all for reducing this man to a twink. YES he’s flamboyant but that is in no way his entire personality. he’s a cocky little shit who would probably sell kyoutani to the mafia for a slice of cheese

sugawara: istg if i see “sugamama” one more time i’m gonna call the authorities. THIS MAN WOULD COMMIT ARSON IF YOU ASKED HIM NICELY. obviously he takes care of the first years n it’s a really sweet dynamic but don’t act like he wouldn’t throw them off a bridge if provoked

kenma: listen, i know y’all want ur uwu gamer boy fantasy but this mf probably doesn’t shower. he’s a stinky gremlin who bullies children on roblox and club penguin. trust me, as a kenma kinnie, he’s not what ur imagining him to be lmao

kuroo: the way y’all saw an attractive douche with emo hair and dubbed him a sex god, like THIS MF IS A CHEMISTRY NERD. he can probably sing the periodic table song off by heart, he’s not the suave guy you think he is. mf probably reminds the chemistry teacher abt homework, he’s annoying asf (i promise i love him but like he’s ANNOYING)

yamaguchi: ok i’m not gonna say i hate the “yamaguchi soft boy” agenda, like i love that hc but y’all gotta remember that he’s just as much of a twat as tsukki in the beginning. like they’re the same level of asshole, yams is just more anxious. but dw i know he gets nicer as the story progresses n i love that for him, he has a special place in my heart.

tsukishima: SPEAKING OF THIS ASSHOLE (all out of love don’t come for me), wtf are some of y’all DOING with the “tsukki is racist and homophobic” bullshit?? like??????? mans is probably the gayest one in karasuno????? he’s not a bigot, he’s just an asshole, like calm downnnnn

asahi: tbh y’all didn’t do him too dirty but the whole jesus thing is so annoying like he’s not a saint, have y’all SEEN that scene where he’s jealous of suga bc kiyoko touched his hand?? yes he’s timid and a gentle giant but he’s not jesus

ushijima: honestly he isn’t that bad i’m just here to spread my autistic ushijima agenda. why do u THINK he doesn’t pick up on social cues. also don’t think i haven’t noticed that the traits some of y’all hate about him are also common traits shown in autism =_= 

feel free to add to this if u feel like i missed anyone, this was just off the top of my head :]

[pineappleciders]

Appearance: I’m 5’4 with pale skin, I weigh about average weight for my size. Hair is dirty blond and goes to about my shoulders. My eyes are a silver-blue and I have freckles on my face.(sadly, a few pimples here and there too) I have five birth marks on my thighs, I also have some scarring on my skin from picking at scabs.

Personality: I’m social until my battery’s out, then I usually spend a while to myself. I have a pretty flexible personality and am willing to be calm or chaotic depending on whom I’m with. I am of more a burst of energy over collective efforts person. If I don’t like a subject I don’t try to be good at it. I’m willing to hear anybody out(no matter what it is). I see all shades of gray and not black n white. I prefer to lie to someone than tell them a hard truth, I also try and keep my emotions to myself. I don’t know if this has anything to do with personality but I’m VERY forgetful, I always forget why I’m somewhere or what I’m doing.

Interests: I draw, garden, bake, cook, play video games, go on walks. I can get into pretty much any fandom as long as it’s not boring. I like horror, animals, sports cars, art, and money.

Other info: INFP, Gemini, ambivert?(Depends on my mood), chaotic-neutral

Thank u, you don’t gotta do this

a/n: omg anon im a gemini infp too you just like me fr also i made this while playing roblox so sorry if it's shit also you literally look similar to me r u my evil twin or something

I MATCH YOU WITH...

REALWORLD KEL!!!

ok so this is kind of me projecting on you because i love kel but i think u guys would get along really well

the two of u are pretty chaotic together, but he's a sweetie and respects it when you need a break

introduces you to all his friends and his basketball team and like shows you off

asks you to draw him and always wants to know what you're drawing

i feel like you'd spend a lot of time with BASIL as well, so KEL tends to tag along and the two of you try to teach him how to do things like garden and doodle

you make him breakfast sometimes and he always wolfs it down and tells you you're the best at baking/cooking, even if it's the most basic shit like toast and eggs

he likes to show you how to play basketball,, and the two of you just walk around and talk with the gang a lot

you guys play video games and watch horror movies together a lot

he likes u a lot, and he's kinda similar to u as he also sees every shade of grey, he's probably chaotic good or something good n he does a lot of the standing up in situations

[werewolfizurukamukura]

😭Jo Loop💔

Name: Jo Loop

School: Magical Hero High School

Personality: Dandere, depressed, shy, nervous, hates herself, wants to die, atheist, hopeless, is on drugs, alcoholic, mentally ill, racist, crazy, edgy and sensitive

Appearance: Red and black hair tied in a ponytail, has only one eye because her other eye got eaten by a crocodile, has a mole under her lips, has also got a scar on the right side of her lips, small lips, skinny body and scars on her stomach

Likes: Water, drugs, being bullied, alcohol, knives, Roblox, despair, smoking, abuse, racism, homophobia and cringe

Dislikes: Herself, her dad, poop, pee, blond-haired people, makeup, love, romance, kissing, hugging, sex, superheros and happy endings

Crush: None

Backstory: Got abused by her dad for being female, got bullied at both school and Roblox for dumb reasons, started to drink alcohol at the age of 12, started smoking at the age of 14 and started to take drugs not so long ago.

Family members: Jack Loop (father) and Lisa Loop (mother deceased)

Hobbies: Insulting herself, being racist, taking drugs, drinking alcohol, smoking, being bullied, being abused and bullying people on Roblox

Fandoms: My Hero Academia

One extra fact about her: She might die from lung cancer when she grows up.

That's all about her. I really hope you like her. I gotta post something else now, bye!

[c4pricornc4ts]

Where'd the Hours go? - Chapter 3 Dadschlatt College Au

Read it on ao3 here or on my wattpad here!

Other Chapters: 1 ✧ 2 ✧

WARNINGS FOR: Implied Child Neglect, Smoking, Swearing

The toddler was dressed in an oversized green button down that- from the looks of it, was buttoned by the boy himself given that it's uneven. Everything looks so big on him and his hair is a mess. There's a red pacifier in his mouth and he's looking at Schlatt with wide brown eyes.

He's handed a black garbage bag. "What- why did you bring up trash? The bins are outside."

"It's not trash." Leslie nods to Tubbo. "It's his belongings."

Schlatt wakes up to the smell of smoke. He’s fairly confident Quackity did something stupid to set it off but he still hurries to check. He needed to be awake anyways to finish baby proofing the apartment for inspection.

The ram confirmed his suspicions when he saw Quackity in an apron he didn’t even know he owned waving away smoke coming from a pan with something so burnt Schlatt couldn’t even tell what it was.

“Y’know just knocking on my bedroom door would wake me up, no need to try and burn the damn apartment down.”

“Who knew following Ranboo’s cereal video could go so poorly?”

“That was CEREAL?” Schlatt turns back to his soon-to-be shared room, it was too early to figure out how his friend managed that. Though he’s sure there’s a good story behind it.

He gets dressed and goes to clean up the living room, Quackity focusing on trying to fix whatever crime he committed in the kitchen. They talk while they pick up, Quackity telling him what was happening in law school and Schlatt telling him about how he fell up the stairs.

“You fell UP the stairs?”

“Yes, up the stairs. Do you even listen to-”

They freeze when there’s a knock at the door. Quackity going over and shoving him towards it with a whispered “Charm her.” Before the duck makes himself scarce but thankfully, still in sight if Schlatt should need him.

He opens the door, and looks up at the woman who he assumes is the same one over the phone and steps aside to let her in.

“I’m Leslie, we spoke over the phone, yes?” She holds out her hand, shifting her clipboard further into her side.

He stares at her outstretched hand for maybe too long before realizing he’s supposed to shake it. “Yeah, I’m Schlatt that’s- that’s Alex.”

“Do you want something to drink?” Quackity asks from the kitchen, opening several cabinets looking for the cups. He opens Schlatt’s liquor cabinet and freezes, looking back at him sheepishly mouthing ‘sorry.` towards Schlatt

Schlatt tries to laugh it off, turning back to Leslie who just checks something off on her paper.

“Put a lock on it and you’re fine.” She keeps walking around, telling them a few things they might want to do. Things neither of the boys would’ve thought of like covering the open outlets.

She finishes looking around and all three of them sit at the kitchen table, the social worker passing over a custody form and a file.

“By signing this you’ll be granting custody of Tubbo, the form just needs you to promise you’ll put him in a school and allow the system to make house visits.” She passes him a pen while Quackity takes the manila folder and opens it.

“So Ms. Leslie, tell me what I’m looking at here.” Quackity has his nose almost touching the paper trying to read the small text. At the top is a small black and white photo paper clipped to the page.

“It’s nothing bad, as you can see it’s not very full. Just a few notes about his behavior and his birth certificate.” She reaches over and points at the section labeled ‘Additional comments’ “We’re not sure if he can speak, he has screaming fits over seemingly nothing, and is incredibly shy.”

“What do we do if he really can’t talk?” Schlatt pushed the forms back to her, scooting his chair towards Quackity so they could look at the file together.

“You won’t need to worry about that, he’s been through a lot. He most likely just needs some stability. Somewhere where he feels safe enough to express himself.” She puts the now signed form on her clipboard and stands up. “He just needs someone to make him feel loved, then if that doesn’t work we’ll talk about speech therapy.”

Quackity takes the small photo of Tubbo and puts it on the fridge. “Oh my god Schlatt he has little horns!”

Schlatt walks over to the fridge to get a closer look. Sure enough, even though it’s the grainiest picture he’d seen, the horns were clearly poking through the toddlers head. A hand in his mouth and wide eyes looking right at the camera, the resemblance was there.

“Poor kid, must’ve hurt to get those so early.” It hurt him to know he wasn’t there to help his kid through the painful process of growing horns.

“Remember in middle school when I had to bring you your homework because your horns were always hurting?”

“Don’t remind me.” He shuddered at the thought. He’d rather have a migraine everyday then ever go through the pain of growing horns again.

“I’ll bring him by tonight if that’s alright with you?”

“That’s great, we’ll be here.” Schlatt walks her to the door, they add each other into their respective contact lists before she’s headed back down the apartment stairs.

“She can have him here by tonight? Wow, same day delivery.”

“Didn’t you know? CPS is partnered with Amazon these days.”

“Wait, really?” Quackity slams the fridge closed and looks behind him towards Schlatt.

“No, not really, Dumbass.” Schlatt shakes his head and goes to put Tubbo’s file in the designated important stuff drawer. He hears Quackity shuffling behind him, zipping up his bookbag.

“Oh. Well this dumbass needs to go to class.”

“You’ll be done by tonight right?” Of course the duck would fail to mention he had law school today. Schlatt feels a surge of guilt when he thinks about how much stress he must be causing Quackity. He’s already balancing streaming and school, now Schlatt’s gone and dragged him into this mess as well.

“ ‘Course I will be, gotta meet my new godson.” Schlatt hands him his glasses and he’s out the door with a wave and another promise to be home to see Tubbo tonight.

Schlatt sits on the living room couch, editing a video on his laptop. His hands itch for a cigarette but he really doesn’t want a social worker to smell that on him. That’d be responsible of him, right?

He finishes a new jackbox video and passes out on the couch, only to be woken up by Quackity tossing his unreasonably heavy backpack at him. He wheezes and throws the backpack off his stomach, the books inside hitting against each other with several thuds.

“Judging by how you're sleeping right now, I guess Little T isn't here yet."

"We’re not calling him 'Little T' it doesn't even make sense. It implies there's a big T and last I checked there's only a big Q and a Big man. No T." He sits up fully, putting his elbows on his legs and leaning into his hands. He feels the couch dip as Quackity sits next to him.

"When he's big, he'll be big T, but right now he's little. So… little T."

"I'm not calling him that."

"Suit yourself."

He keeps his eyes closed, and listens to the sound of Quackity turning on the television. He never knew what the duck would play, it was always something different and usually chaotic.

The sound of one of Quackity's intros begins to play and Schlatt laughs and pushes a smug Quackity off the couch.

"Give me that remote, you've lost youtube privileges."

Schlatt leans over the couch and reaches for the remote the now floored Quackity is keeping away from him.

"My videos are not bad, and I will in fact be showing Tubbo every single one of them as soon as he gets here."

He pins Quackity's right arm and grabs the remote. He starts to laugh when he falls off the couch, joining Quackity between the coffee table and the couch.

He grips the remote tightly, careful to keep the remote close to him so the duck couldn't snatch it back. They're both sitting on the floor, facing each other with their knees against the couch base.

It's one of Quackity's older videos, Schlatt lets it play.

Another roblox raid video is about to begin when there's a knock at the door. Schlatt turns off the TV and brushes off his clothes before rushing to answer.

"Hello again." He smiles when he sees the face of the same woman that had come by earlier. He looks down and his eyes widen when he sees Tubbo.

The toddler was dressed in an oversized green button down that- from the looks of it, was buttoned by the boy himself given that it's uneven. Everything looks so big on him and his hair is a mess. There's a red pacifier in his mouth and he's looking at Schlatt with wide brown eyes.

He's handed a black garbage bag. "What- why did you bring up trash? The bins are outside."

"It's not trash." Leslie nods to Tubbo. "It's his belongings."

Quackity comes up to the door. He looks at the trash bag and then to the toddler. "I mean, not what I was expecting but really what was I thinking? Not like he'd have a suitcase."

Schlatt takes the makeshift bag and sets it against the crib in his room.

He walks back out to see Leslie now holding Tubbo against her hip talking to Quackity.

The duck is nodding very seriously and copying the way the woman has her arms. Schlatt is confused about what they're doing till she carefully passes Tubbo to Quackity. His smile reaches his eyes when he manages to not drop the boy.

Tubbo doesn't seem as happy to be held, he's leaning away from Quackity and reaching for Leslie. Whining, and clearly very nervous.

Schlatt couldn't blame him, Quackity wasn't known for being careful with anything. He'd be nervous too in the toddler's situation.

"Careful with my kid, I don't want him to get dropped and then never want to be held again before I even get the chance." He walks past Quackity and Tubbo, headed towards the door. Leslie follows him.

“If it’s too much, you can always give him up.” She looks so serious Schlatt can’t look her in the eyes anymore. “Do what’s best for him, don’t let pride keep him somewhere that isn’t meeting his needs.”

Schlatt wonders if this woman was just that good at reading people or if she gives this speech to everybody. He lies through his teeth when he tells her he’d never be too proud to make the right decision. Everyone who has ever met him will tell you he thinks only with his ego.

She leaves, and as soon as he closes the door he lets out the breath he was holding and goes back to the kitchen.

“He’s light, I read that two year olds were hard to carry.”

“Maybe you’re just strong.”

Quackity readjusts so Tubbo is further up his hip. “You know that’s not true. Should we be worried he’s this light?”

Schlatt reaches his hands out, Quackity awkwardly passes Tubbo over to him. He’s no longer whining but rather is just staring at them both with wide eyes.

“Hey buddy, I know it’s a lot to take in.” He pats Tubbo on the back. “What about some dinner? Get you weighing more with a grilled cheese.”

With the help of Quackity they get Tubbo situated in the tiny booster seat. The duck sits next to the boy, handing a small stuffed animal to keep him occupied while Schlatt cooks.

He makes one for each of them and adds some fruit on the side, setting it down in front of the two before going to sit across from them.

Quackity cuts Tubbo’s into smaller bits while the toddler watches with his hand in his mouth. When Quackity finishes he takes his hands away but Tubbo makes no move to eat on his own.

Schlatt and Quackity exchange a look before the duck picks up a small piece and brings it up to Tubbo’s mouth. Gently prying the toddler’s hand away from his mouth.

Tubbo refuses to eat it. Turning away and putting his hand back in his mouth.

“I promise it tastes better than it looks, I only burned it a little bit.” Schlatt encourages him, before reaching over and taking a small piece of Tubbo’s sandwich and eating it. “See? Now you.”

Tubbo smiles a little but continues to suck on his fingers instead. Quackity and Schlatt continue eating thinking of what to try next. He didn’t want to force the kid to eat it, maybe he just didn’t like that food. Kids can be picky.

“What about some juice? Or-or some apple slices?” Quackity finishes his sandwich and goes over to the fridge taking out an apple and a caprisun.

“Quackity is offering you one of his favorite drinks, you should feel honored Tubs.” Maybe the little ram does, it’s hard to tell what he’s feeling when all he does is stare.

The apple is sliced and placed infront of him and Quackity opens the caprisun before his phone rings. “It’s Karl, I forgot I’m supposed to record with him today. Shit, hold on you two.” He goes to his room, leaving Schlatt alone, sitting across from his kid.

He stares at Tubbo, leaning back and folding his hands on the table. They stare at each other for a moment before Tubbo takes his hand out of his mouth and starts to cry.

Schlatt walks over to him and picks him up out of the seat. “No no no don’t do that don’t uh- don’t cry please?” He bounces him and pats his back but it doesn’t seem to help. The kid buries his head on Schlatt’s shoulder and sobs, and Schlatt cringes from the feeling of his slimy hands on his arm and the noise.

“Oh my god, Quackity!”

Quackity rushes out and relaxes when he sees there’s no danger. Besides the idiot in front of him. But he’s more of a danger to himself. “Maybe he’s bored? I’d cry too if I had to just sit and stare at your ugly face.”

“Bro what the fuck?”

“Just put on some of those weird kids youtube videos! Babies cry, Schlatt. It's like- 90% of what they do.”

And that’s how Schlatt ended up on the couch, watching one of those baby sensory videos with a sniffling toddler who still hadn’t eaten a damn thing.

There’s a rainbow bouncing across a black background with some soft music and for a moment Schlatt finds himself just as immersed in it.

Tubbo’s hand is back in his mouth and Schlatt notes he needs to get him something to chew on later, but for now, the poor kid needs a tissue. He leans over to the coffee table to grab one, careful not to disturb the toddler who is currently clinging to his side like a koala.

He wipes his nose, with thankfully no protest from Tubbo. Before taking another tissue and gently wiping the tear tracks away. “It’s gonna be okay, it’s- it’s okay kid.”

Tubbo puts his head against Schlatt's side, and Schlatt props his feet up on the coffee table. Getting comfortable before leaning his head back on the couch.

By the time Quackity was done recording with Karl, which was quite the struggle to do on his laptop, Schlatt and Tubbo were both asleep on the couch. He considers waking them up, but he really didn’t want Tubbo to cry again. So he brings the untouched fruit over to the living room and turns off the TV before bringing his laptop out to the couch and editing quietly next to the two.

He calls it a successful day, after all everyone was alive, right?

[juiceboxesheadcanons]

Sup homie! Can I pls request the main four of hxh and how they’d react to their s/o sitting them down and brushing their hair for them? Like you just hum softly and give them lil forehead kisses while you brush their hair out? Pls I just wanna see them happy cause I’m sad💔💔💔

BESTIE JUST REMEMBER SAD IS A VERY IMPORTANT FEELING AND IS ONLY TO BALANCE OUT YOUR EMOTIONS! HOPE YOU ENJOY 😁🧃 

Author note: I was watching hxh while writing this so if it seems off that’s cause I suck at multitasking and I was trying to translate while typing and try to figure out who is speaking because I need to watch it in sub so my bitch ass sister can talk about it with me so sorry 🕺🎶

Leorio

🧃 I feel his hair is like normal

🧃 he is so mediocre 

🧃 but anyways, I feel he’d love doing anything with you

🧃 like literally anything. so he’d love this a lot. like he thinks especially since you guys are so close together he can really enjoy the moment

🧃 he’s the bitch to fall asleep when getting his scalp oiled but same 😀

🧃 your humming would be too much and he’d just fall asleep RIGHT there

🧃 wake up refreshed he’ll probably be less whiney now that his scalp isn’t dusty musty and crusty 

🧃 he’ll probably just sit down in front of you when you’re reading and signal you to fix his hair

🧃 do it late afternoon because it’ll put him to bed and you’ll be able to stay up all night watching those dumbass comedy romances 

🧃 he would attempt to do yours but please tell him no nicely because your hair is going to look like one of those roblox copy and pastes 😃

Kurapika

🧃 this is stressful and calming at the same time for him

🧃 he’d probably be so scared when you but your hands in his head but like it doesn’t really matter cause he’ll adjust to it quickly-

🧃 I saw this headcanon somewhere else I don’t remember where but its not mine- but he will be touched because it reminds him of when the little girls from his clan braided his hair :,)

🧃 as like leorio, he’s just gonna sit down in front of you after a long ass stressful fucking day

🧃 you only have this chance at night so be ready with yo oils and combs.

🧃 bitch you’re a mother, no drama 🥱

🧃 he’s probably pretty good at doing hair himself so you’ll get a relaxing home date too tf

🧃 he’s so nice about it like even if he doesn’t want to if he sees it makes you happy he’ll be like “yuh.”

🧃 he lives for you he dies for you and he’ll sacrifice his entire life for you 

🧃 yeah he’s like your lil American girl doll “introducing, Kurapika 😍”

Killua

🧃 when you first get NEAR his hair he is SCARED. 

🧃 “is this bitch trying to shave me bald 😃” 

🧃 you’d have to make a powerpoint on why your hands should be on his head basically.

🧃 he’d complain the whole fucking damn baba black sheep have you any wool? yes sir yes sir three bags full. One for my master, one for my dame, one for the little boy that lives by the lane, baba black sheep have you any wool yes sir yes sir three bags full, time

🧃 somebody come get their kid bruh he complains too much

🧃 “you’re pulling my weave oh my god.” “BITCH IM NOT EVEN TOUCHING Y-”

🧃 it’d be chaotic for no reason

🧃 he’d not like take out the hair for like a day tho until you took it out bc he cherished it

🧃 gah damn he complain to much

🧃 whatever but literally he barely knows how to put hair in a ponytail so you don’t get the same treatment 😐💔

Gon

🧃 tender headed ass bitch

🧃 aunt mito now knows not to lay a finger on his head because of how much spain without the s it puts him in 😀

🧃 his hair is crispy crunchy so you should wash it first but like don’t be surprised if flakes come out of the bitch

🧃 just go ahead and write your essay to the reason you need to wash the poor kids hair because you haven’t convinced him

🧃 tell him it makes you happy and he’ll let you

🧃 cause you happy makes them happy

🧃 “y/nnnnnnn please just hold it off one more day.” “no.”

🧃 he’d rather go bald then somebody touch his hair

🧃 the same style is fine for hi,

🧃 he can do basic styles but the most he can do is a Dutch braid 

OKAY THATS IT I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! I TRIED TO BE AS FUNNY AS POSSIBLE SO YOU FEEL BETTER! JUST REMEMBER YOU GOTTA BE SAD SOMETIMES BUT NOT FOR TOO LONG 😁🧃

[kagsmi]

~ haikyuu! + among us crossover

hiii welcome to my first kinda au? i lOVE playing among us so!! here’s who i think would play (their users are in parentheses!) and how they would play !! i’ll be releasing the seijoh part tmrw ! part 2 !!!

warnings: language! and that’s about it

karasuno

— boys who i think would play ; hinata, kags, tsukki, yams, tanaka, noya, & suga

— asahi and daichi dont know how technology works how would they play video games

yamaguchi (yamigucci) was the one that introduced the game to the boys. he’s really active on the twitch and youtube scene so when it started gaining popularity he wanted to try it out! always is dark green like his hair!! (and i think forest green would be his fav color also) rarely ever gets picked to be the imposter. always the first one to complete his tasks tho!! likes to buddy up with people to have an alibi and stay safer though! probably the 2-3 person to get killed though. always the one who is levelheaded trying to figure things out when voting comes around!

the complete opposite of yams is kageyama (tobio). kageyama has hardly any clue how to play any video game (but roblox) and is literally clueless the first round. when he gets used to it though, he still sucks. always gets mad if he gets killed, no matter who did it. screaming in the call or chat every round accusing people, he mostly accuses tsukki or hinata. mains black! he let hinata buy a little pet for him as well. again, rarely gets picked to be the imposter. he’s probably either the first or last one to die. doesn’t ever complete his tasks bc he’s too busy suspecting people and following them around. sometimes he gets scared and just stands in the cafeteria while hoping he doesn’t get killed.

tanaka (nakablast) always manages to piss kags off along with nishinoya (noyarolling). these two are ALWAYS together. they don’t care if one is the imposter and the other isnt, they won’t rat each other out they’re just here to fuck around. it’s so common to come into one of the rooms and just see them standing over a vent. just to make you think it’s them. when it’s NOT!! noya usually is the one of the two that is the imposter though! they’re always on call w each other when they play, even when they’re supposed to mute themselves. these fuckers somehow complete their tasks tho?? like for someone who doesn’t do schoolwork they get their shit done in this game. they’re always blue and light blue, they call each other the “blue brothers” LMAO

sugawara (sugar) plays a lot like yams!! he mainly focuses on getting his tasks done and buddying up with others. (usually him and yams are buddied up <3) unsuspectedly has a really high chance of being the imposter every time. and he’s REALLY good at it too. plans out all his kills and reasons with suspects as well. no one ever thinks it’s him, which is weird because overwhelmingly it is! he plays as pink or purple! whatever he’s feeling that day. also tries to calm everyone down when chaos is happening in the call of chat. whenever he’s the imposter his first victim is always hinata. sorry baby but you gotta go </3.

oddly enough, tsukishima (tsukki) kinda is shit at the game. but honestly he plays just to piss kags off and see him yell. always second to last to get his tasks done, he never knows where anything is on the map. that being said when he finds a body he has to describe where it was because he doesn’t know what the rooms are called. has a medium chance of being the imposter, gets yamaguchi first if he is. plays as yellow bc yams said he had to. but he likes to provoke kageyama by following him around and shit. it’s so funny because each time they unmute themselves on the call you can hear the anger rising in his voice.

poor baby hinata (hina) is surrounded by these fools. he’s rlly upbeat but is always last to finish his tasks. memorized the rooms before everyone played together so he could be more helpful if he found a body. plays as orange, duh!! whenever he’s the imposter his adrenaline rushes and his heart is beating so fast!! he’s always scared abt killing people but usually gets kags first. you can tell if he’s lying on call though, he’s stuttering and saying ‘umm’ every other word. probably the first to die every round too, he thinks whoever is following him wants to buddy up but ends up dying instead. has a little pet like kags though!!!