#Goro Kobayash

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Sometimes I think about season 2 of Darker than Black... and remember Mao says Yin was Hei's women!!

Like mf what did he see?! Like I idk how long they worked together as a team a year maybe more? There is no set timeline is there?! Just what were Hei and Yin doing that made Mao say that! Or like did Hei just tell Mao everything after they reunited

Hei: *gross sobbing* I love Yin! I love her so fucking much!!

Mao* surprised Pikachu face* I could never tell!

Also give me the new syndicate in their stupid little flying car just talking about how the Black Reaper accomplished his mission to kill Izanami

Mao: Hold the fuck up! You think HE DID WHAT TO WHOM!

Misaki: He killed Izanami and saved all of humanity! *Rambling about her ideal version of Hei which she believes to be true*

Oreille:* Sipping wine loudly*

Goro:*!*

Mao: First off, pls stop...just stop or I'm gonna throw up!

Mao: *takes deep breath* You expect me the believe that the same idiot who couldn't stop staring at Yin when the first met like an innocent boy with a crush, and looked away when ever Yin looked at him!

Misaki: I am-

Mao: Same fool who couldn't kill her even though she had already been compromised! Yin had ran away with someone!

Misaki: Cares for his friend!

Mao: the same man who didn't not kill our partner Huang even though he shot him! The same dumass who was shocked to know Yin was spying on even though he knew his faucet was leaking! The same idiot who helped another man who also fell in love with a Doll escape and live a life together.

Misaki: that doesn't-

Mao: the same idiot who would happily watch Yin eat as if it was the most amazing thing in the world! The same little shit who would shove me out of Yin's warm bed in his sleep while cuddling with her for warmth on missions. The same fool who could kiss any random person tongue and everything for the mission but when Yin gave him a small innocent peck on the cheek Huang and I thought he was a virgin who's never touched a woman by how red his face was, idiot was in such a daze that he walked into four light poles on his way home!!

* Everyone staring at Mao*

Goro: we did the math so we should be good

Mao: Bullshit that MF is hated by God that all his bad luck gets changed into good luck at specifically one moment in time! Bet he found a way to save Yin they're probably resting at beach or something!

Oreille: They're infact at the beach! Building a sandcastle! *Shows live video feed of Hei and Yin at the beach with a third person*

Mao: Oh look they even have a kid now... wait the fuck how do they have child!

Everyone staring at Yin's male clone, who is covered in sunscreen.

Goro: You don't think that's the being of the prophecy?

Everyone looks at Mao

Mao: you know what leave them be and what ever idiot is stupid enough to go after them I wish them the best

Misaki: But if it starts killing-

Mao: If there's someone who can get that thing to stop it's going to be those two!

Oreille: aww Such a romantic!

Mao: If Yin can tame the Black Reaper she'll be able to tame that alien.... besides it looks like Yin Hei would never be able to kill let alone let anything happen to it he would not hesitate to kill everyone himself.