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lastweeksshirttonight · 2 years ago

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All righty, I managed to get back home despite the hurricane, let's talk about the show.

Tl;dr - I traveled cross-country to see John Oliver and Seth Meyers. It was amazing and I am still giddy about it!! Gonna put all the details under a cut to not clog up your timeline/the tags.

(All jokes will be paraphrased/guestimated bc my adrenaline and ADHD played havoc with my memory recall, lol.)

Firstly, the Beacon Theatre is absolutely stunning. It reminds me a bit of the Theatre at Ace Hotel in LA, in that it's clearly had its old elements lovingly preserved and harkens back to an older time. It was truly a gorgeous venue.

I missed getting a pic of the other side of the stage, which had a massive sculpture of shields and spears. John made a joke about the opulence of the room not matching the entertainment for the evening, and noted that "even Coco Chanel would say to keep it to one shield". Really wish I'd thought to get a picture of it, he was not wrong.

I was extremely close to the stage - 3 rows back and dead center. I definitely had the anxious excited adrenaline jitters because of it.

I mean COME ON.

The opener was Brooks Wheelan, who I remembered from his brief stint at SNL. He talked a fair deal about that, and told a great story bit about getting fired from there and opening for John shortly after, wherein he drank an entire bottle of "HBO blood diamond whiskey" from John's dressing room and had, in Seth's later words, "a nervous breakdown". I'd heard Brooks has opened for John before and was glad I got to see him, he's a lot of fun.

He also told a joke about not wanting to learn karate because of the huge glass windows in front of every karate studio and not wanting anyone to watch him learn karate. Lots of very understanding laughter there, including from me. (Why do all these places have massive plate glass windows?!)

After Brooks was John Oliver, and y'all. Let me get this out of the way.

He is fine as hell. Look. Just LOOK. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS

I would also like to take the time to gush effusively about John's mastery of set structure. The set was, aside from the typical "before we get started, I need to let you know I'm British" pseudo-opener he's used since like 2005, entirely new material -

(As an aside... !!!!!! I KNOW!!!! A FULL FUCKING HOUR OF ENTIRELY NEW MATERIAL!! THAT I WAS NEAR THE FRONT FOR!!!! I'M SO VERKLEMPT STILL YOU HAVE NO IDEA)

- and it was just beautifully written from a structural standpoint. It was pretty much all political material all centered around history and the need to understand it for context on the world as it currently stands. There were some digressions from that point but they were seamlessly woven in. He is such a goodamn incredible stand-up comedian.

A few things he talked about in his set:

That time the US dropped nukes on itself twice (which was briefly mentioned on LWT but not in this detail and not including a reenactment of a man dropping a bomb while working on a plane and him reacting to watching it roll away).

That the current British royal line of succession exists because of a "cousin-fucker who cut someone into pieces like a Benihana chef". (John told us this is something he learned researching this bit, which caused me unending joy. I love that he's making new sets!! :D)

John delights in the misery of billionaires and wished that the rocket Jeff Bezos was on would blow up. He doesn't want him to die, though. Through this he also talked about Elon Musk and his favorite fake blue check company tweets, mainly a series made by a fake Chiquita account claiming to have overthrown Brazil, followed by Chiquita saying they hadn't actually overthrown any governments since 1954.

John got booed at a Sesame Street benefit and told a killer set of jokes about Bert judging him for it. ("The man lives with Ernie! He knows chaos!")

He claims we will all know things are okay with the US again when we are all irrationally mad at Anne Hathaway for no reason again. Told an incredible story about how he just blundered into the street in LA once, almost got hit by a car, looked up, realized it was Anne Hathaway in the car, saw her wave at him, and, despite the scenario being objectively his fault, being somehow mad at her.

Shaded Dave Chappelle in an analogy about how we are not at Civil War division times because "somehow our level of division is people debating whether Chapelle's SNL monologue was okay or not", in a way that suggested it was very much not okay. 10/10 no notes.

Okay so there was one recycled bit - him being informed the Queen wanted to give him an OBE. He added to it fantastically though, by personifying the man from the embassy as the most offensively British stereotype you could possibly imagine. He said the man sounded like "if a British person rubbed a teapot and a genie came out".

There was definitely more but I could gush forever so let's move on.

Brooks came back out to introduce Seth and forgot the name of his show, lol. For a brief moment we all contemplated what Last Week Tonight with Seth Meyers would look like. (I assume the show's Adam Driver would be Stefon.)

Anyways, here is the only good photo I took of Seth.

Seth was great as well - not as good as John, but I'm very biased in that regard. The material was also pretty diametrically opposed to John's, much more domestic comedy about his wife and kids and their idiosyncracies.

I really liked Seth's energy and approach. I don't quite know how to explain this, but he had a touch of Dennis Reynolds energy to him, a restrained manicness, that was really interesting to watch. That's not my normal association with Seth's energy, either, but it was very fun. Definitely puts some of the more deranged things from his tenure as Weekend Update host in context.

Some highlights from Seth's set:

He had an amazing brick joke about doing accents as a comedian, where he imitated a Swedish accent and talked about how everyone's Swedish accent is basically the Swedish Chef from the Muppets and how the only Swedish food anyone has nearby is the meatballs at IKEA. Funny on its own, but later in the show, Seth talked about how people assume he's fully Jewish, including people on the street. He noted that he's 25% Swedish but no one comes up to him on the street and goes -insert Swedish Chef impression-. (This straight up killed the guy sitting next to me, who ended up laughing with his head in his hands for a solid 30 seconds.)

His kids eat very healthily, so when they end up going to friends' houses and eat one Skittle, they turn into demons. Literal demons. Seth's impression of an actual demon trying to undo a double-buckled car seat was the hardest I laughed at his whole set.

Seth also had a section which he claimed would be the part where he'd tell anti-trans jokes "if he was a complete asshole". I enjoyed the trans affirmation the whole evening, ngl.

Seth's family and his wife's family have very different ways of conversing at the dinner table, which directly mirrors my and my partner's family - Seth's family (like Mr. Lee's) is big on listening to everyone and contributing to conversations only when someone else has talked; Alexi's family (like mine) is constantly screaming over each other.

After Seth's set, everyone (including Brooks) came out to do a Q&A. I could not think of a song in the moment, but realized at the hotel room an hour after that I should have made @chiijohn 's evening by asking John's opinion on Planet of the Bass. :facepalm: Sorry mate!

Still, some great questions were asked, and it was about 30 minutes of just audience interaction. I've never experienced anything like it at a stand-up gig and genuinely loved it. John, of course, told people they were free to leave before the Q&A because why would they want to stay; the man is incapable of thinking anything good about himself and much as I hate his bad self-esteem, I would have been concerned if he hadn't said something to that effect.

Brooks was asked almost immediately if he remembered the name of Seth's show, which was honestly hilarious. Brooks said "I conferred with John backstage and we're both pretty sure that it's Late Night with Seth Meyers".

Someone asked how fearful Seth and John were of their shows being cancelled after one year, and Brooks snarked that he knew that feeling. (Brooks seems to have a good sense of humour about not being a huge presence on SNL.) Seth said that he wasn't super worried but that they redid his entire set (background set, not stand-up set) because Alec Baldwin said it looked like "a sushi restaurant in Burbank". (theoniontheworstpersonyouknow.jpg) John said he was told most HBO shows don't get cancelled at one season and he said "we'll see about that".

There was definitely some extended riffing on Alec Baldwin being a piece of shit afterwards, while John giggled helplessly. I love John's giggling.

Seth and John's favorite Muppet is Cookie Monster. They talked about how interesting it is that you can have amazing chemistry with Muppets, and then meet the puppeteer and have literally nothing to talk about. Seth also talked about how low-tech Big Bird was, and how the late Carroll Spinney, when on SNL, held a script in one hand, the controls of Big Bird in the other, and a flashlight in his mouth to read the script.

Everyone is upset they didn't get to cover the indictments because of the Writer's Strike. John thought there were only 3, but I honestly don't know if one of them came down before the Writer's Strike and he was just referring to the ones since then. It's been a long few months for us all.

Brooks basically forces John and Seth to get out of their hotel rooms when touring. Otherwise, Seth said, "they both just sit there anxious". That tracks, especially for John, who literally said on Seth's podcast that he is physically incapable of relaxing.

When asked about their influences, John said (rather obviously) that he wouldn't have a career without Jon Stewart, and Brooks talked about how both Seth and John really uplifted him and cared for him after he got fired from SNL. Seth talked in a really lovely way about how Amy Poehler basically adopted him and got him out of his shell and was a real friend to him early on.

I really wish I'd written down every stand-up that the three of them recommended when prompted, because I've completely blanked on half of them. Seth said Joe Pera (who I also highly recommend); John recommended Maria Bamford (again, also highly recommend). He also said that most people in the room would have probably not heard of him but that the best in the UK was Daniel Kitson (paging @tellthemeerkatsitsfine to provide her recs bc she knows Kitson backwards and fronts). Brooks gave a shout to Kyle Kinane (who I am not as familiar with as I should be).

There was so much more, but honestly, I was just so in the moment that I feel like I remember things in waves. It was an amazing evening and I was honestly so blessed to be there at all.

I did not wait at the stage door or anything, because I am truly not that kind of person and have consistently been sure that if I ever met John, I'd barf on his shoes. I know on Instagram some people had gotten stage door photos, though, and I'm happy for them!

Thank you all for always being supportive of this dumb blog. I don't think I would have had the confidence to go on this cross-country journey without you all randomly egging me on all the time. It was one of the best nights of my life. 💖💖

#john oliver #seth meyers #brooks wheelan #last week tonight #last week tonight with john oliver #late night with seth meyers #stand up #lee's stream of consciousness

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bteezxyewriter12 · 3 years ago

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Take My Picture~ Yoongi/ 1

Pairing- Yoongi x Named Reader

Word count- 3.8k

Includes- Ponytail Yoongi, semi public sex, missionary, multiple orgasms, fluff

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J POV

"You have got to be fucking kidding me", I whisper to myself

My best friend is fucking killing me right now

Goodamn Yoongi

First his hair was cut with an undercut and he styled it by pushing it back off his face

My fucking weakness

That hair style turns me on like nothing before

Until Yoongi grew his hair really long

It looks so good on him

He lets me play with his hair, under the excuse that his hair is long enough to braid now

His strands of hair are so soft and silky and I can run my fingers through it all day

I thought nothing tops those superior Yoongi hairstyles

Until today

He has the fucking audacity to pull his hair back in a fucking ponytail

Half ponytail at that

And he has the goodamn nerve to look fucking hot and amazing with it

I'm so pissed off

He's pulling the ponytail so the hair tie gets tighter and he's smiling

Fuck off Yoongi

Seriously

Yeah I know he's doing it because he's sweating, he's hot and his hair keeps flying in his face during the practice but still

He doesn't have to assault my eyes like this

It's not fair

It not fair that my best friend is so hot and handsome and amazing and funny and sweet and cute

And it is so fucking not fair that I had to fall for him

I mean it's Yoongi

He was such a dork when we were kids

Who knew he'd grow up into this sex god

Because I didn't get that fucking memo

And me?

I'm just me, average, short, not ugly but not pretty, nothing special

More like a troll next to him

There's no way he'd ever seen me as anything more than his nerdy best friend

But I'm ok with that

It is what it is

I still support him in everything no matter what

His career, his hobbies, his girlfriends

His happiness means everything to me and I would never stand in his way

He finishes tying the ponytail then runs his hands over it to smooth it down

And I say fuck it

I hold up my camera and take a quick picture of him

Perfect

He's perfect and I'm irritated

He starts doing the moves to the song and my eyes can't stop staring at him

At his little hops and wiggles

His half assed finger guns

And of course his fucking tongue, poking out of his goddamn perfect mouth

It's like he's doing it on purpose to tease me

In reality I know he's not but it feels like he is

I continue to watch the practice, pushing my legs together as I get more turned on

This is so fucking ridiculous

Stupid body

Stupid hormones

Stupid heart

I need a fucking minute or I'm gonna lose it

Pretending I'm getting a call, I look at my phone and get up, heading for the door

I just need to find somewhere to chill for a few minutes then I'll be back

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Yoongi POV

I watch her leave the practice room, disappointed

I thought for sure she noticed me this time

I caught her staring when I put my hair up and I thought this would be it

She'd finally see me and give me something to tell whether she likes me more than a friend or not

It's slowly driving me crazy the more she doesn't get any of the hints I drop

Letting her play with my hair, braid it when I never did before

Cuddling her when we watch TV or a movie

Putting my arm around her when we're walking

I thought I was being obvious but maybe she's just taking those things as me being friendly

I know I should get some balls and just tell her how I feel but I'm scared

I've had girlfriends before but I never felt this way about anyone

Never this deeply, never thought about someone 24/7 like I do with her

And it took me by surprised, knocking me on my ass when I realized I was in love

How I didn't see it before I don't know

She was just at my studio one day a few months ago and I turned to her to ask her opinion about the lyrics

She looked up from her book from the spot on my couch she was laying on and it slapped me right in the face

I'm in love

With my best friend

It's either the best or worst thing that can happen

And right now it isn't looking so good

"Go see what's wrong with her", Hobi says as he passes by me

"Huh?"

He rolls his eyes, "Go find her. See what happened. And for the love of God just talk to her"

"It's not that easy"

"It should be. She's your best friend for god sakes. You talk to her about everything", he exclaims, "And she has feelings for you. I saw her when she was looking at you. When you put your hair up. The way she was squeezing her legs together, the lip bite, the way she couldn't take her eyes off you"

He has to be fucking with me

How did I not notice her looking at me like that?

If what he said is true

He could just be hyping it up

"I don't know-"

"And you won't unless you talk to her. So go. Now"

He's right

I need to just talk to her

I can't be going insane wondering

I just need to force myself to do it

"Yeah ok", I answer, then head for the door

Once I'm in the hallway, I look into the next room

She's not there

I make my way down the hall, looking in each room and coming up empty

There's one last room at the end

If she's not there I'll check outside

Peering into the room, I find her sitting on the floor, her head against the wall, eyes closed

I hurriedly open the door, wondering if she's sick or something happened

"Jo?", I call, "Are you ok?"

She cracks her eyes open, "Yeah Yoongi. I'm just tired"

I sigh in relief, glad nothing is wrong

I sit down next to her, leaning against the wall

"Alright. You left so fast, I thought something happened"

"No. I just didn't want to fall asleep while you were practicing. I didn't want you to think I was bored"

"I wouldn't think that Jo", I reply

She just nods, her eyes closed again

'Come on Yoongi, don't be chicken shit', I tell myself

Taking a breath, I slowly reach out and take her hand, "Are you sure you're ok?"

Her eyes slowly open, the beautiful brown looking into mine

She bites her lip, the shakes her head, "No Yoongi, I'm not ok"

I feel bad that something is bothering her

She knows she can tell me anything

"Why? What's wrong?"

She's silent for a good minute, making me nervous

I'm about to say something when she lets go of my hand, my heart deflating

Guess she doesn't see me as more than a friend

Her arms move around my neck, pulling me closer to her and her soft smooth lips press against mine

It takes me a few seconds to process what's happened but once I do, I kiss her back, wrapping my arms around her

Her hands bury in my hair that's not in a ponytail, her tongue sliding in against mine

Oh my fucking god, she's kissing me

Yes yes yes

Fucking hell she is amazing, her kisses incredible

I know if I let myself, I can fall into her kiss forever

We kisses each other desperately, wildly

I pull her closer, getting her in my lap and she comes willingly, straddling me, her hands pulling my hair

It feels so good, the hair pulling, the kisses, having her in my arms

All of it is so good

"Don't stop Yoongi", she whispers before kissing me again

Oh I fucking won't

Moving my hands to her ass, I squeeze her round cheeks, a small moan coming from her

She drops her hands and starts pulling my shirt off

"Jjj.....Jo...I'm sweaty-", I start

"Don't care", she answers, "Want you now"

Well if she doesn't care then I sure as fuck don't

"Want you too", I tell her, making sure she knows I want this just as much as she does

If not more

My shirt is gone in a second, her hands all over my back, her mouth moving against mine, my skin trembling from finally feeling her touch

She pulls back, her eyes on my body

"Fuck Yoongi", she whispers, her small hands touching my chest, slowly dragging down to my stomach, "So fucking hot"

I gape, wondering if she knows what she's saying

"Close your mouth Yoongi. You are so sexy", she says, pressing a kiss to my shoulder, "God you fucking drive me insane all the time. How you look so good without even trying"

I'm completely dumbfounded at the things she's saying

She continues to kiss me, along my shoulder, collarbone and chest, speaking between kisses

"It's not fair. Not fair for you to look like this and I have to see it. Wishing I could touch you, kiss you"

My brain is having a very hard time processing what she's saying

Or that she's saying it to me

"And then you have the fucking nerve, the audacity to fucking put your hair up like that? Are you trying to kill me?"

"You....you like my hair like this?"

"Mmm hmm. Made me so fucking wet. I thought your undercut style and your long hair was sexy but this. Fuck"

I'll wear my hair like this all the time if it means she'll want me

"I had to leave the practice room. I couldn't stop watching you and I was getting so turned on"

Oh my god

Fuck

"Please Yoongi, can I have you just this once?"

Yes, she can, yes

Her kisses, move to my neck, clouding my brain

"Please?", she asks again

Talk!

Move mouth!

"Y...yes", I manage to stutter

She smiles so beautifully, then her mouth is on mine again

And I just go for it

Ripping her shirt off her body, her bra follows, then I turn us, getting her on the floor and hovering over her

I quickly pull her pants and panties down while she does the same to mine

Moving quickly, were both completely naked in under a few seconds, her legs wrapping around me as I move closer to her

My head touches her wet cunt and I can't help the moan that comes out of my mouth

As I start to push in, I'm having a hard time

I can't get in and I'm panicking

"Baby....I....I don't fit"

I do have a big dick

I've been told it's massive and thick

But if I'm too big for her I'm gonna break down

"Jagi", I whimper, ready to burst into tears

I need her

"Shh naekkeo", she says and my heart bursts in pure joy at the nickname

I am hers

Always

Her hand softly touches my face, stroking my cheek

"You can fit. There's no way in hell you're not going inside me", she promises and I'm a little relieved that she's as desperate as me

"I need you. Just relax and push hard"

"But I don't want to hurt you"

Hurting her, no, that would devastate me

I never want to hurt her

"You won't", she says firmly, "I can take you. And once you're in, it'll be easier. Ok?"

I nod, hoping she's right

She nods and I take that as a signal to move

Holding myself, I guide my dick back to her, pushing harder into her tiny wet hole harder

"Yes baby, more", she whines

Letting go of my dick, I move on top of her, my hands on either side of her head, her legs wrapped around me, opening her more for me

I push harder inside her, feeling her wet pussy open and stretch around me just enough for me to fit

God she's so fucking tight, throbbing around me, pleasure fucking amazing

I stop when I think I'm in as far as I can go, little more than half of me inside her

"All the way in", she demands, one hand in my hair, the other running along my back, "Don't stop

I keep moving in, her hips moving too, wiggling more and more on my cock

"That's it naekkeo. Fuck so good. Keep going, all the way. Wanna feel your whole cock inside me. Want to be full of you", she praises

Her words make me moan and move more, finally bottoming out, skin against skin

Fuck, we're a perfect snug fit

She took all of me, moaning for more, telling me how good I feel

God, it's all I ever wanted to hear from her

"Please move naekkeo", she pleads

Right

I forgot

I was so wrapped up in feeling her around me, I forgot I was supposed to be moving

Pulling my hips back, I bury my cock back inside her, the feeling of her tight cunt sucking me back in incredible

"Oh god", I cry, moving faster, getting a good pace going, getting lost in the pleasure

"Yoongi! Oh god Yoongi!", she cries, her fingers digging into my back as she clings to me, "Don't stop. Oh god, you feel so good"

I moan from her praise, going faster and harder

"You feel amazing jagi. So fucking perfect for me", I whimper, moving my arm around her lower back, arching it and grabbing her ass, "So wet, all over me. So tight. Fuck I love being inside you"

"I love you inside me", she moans, "God your cock is perfect. So fucking big. So thick."

Jesus, I never expected to hear anything like this coming from her

And I'm eating it all up

Moving my hand to her clit, I rub it, her cunt soaking me more, her cunt clenching the life from my cock

"Cum for me", I ask, fucking her hard and playing with her cute clit

"Yoongi!", she shouts, throbbing so good, the pleasure from her orgasm fucking outstanding

God, I never felt this good from a girl's orgasm

But I knew she'd feel this good

I knew it

When she finishes, her arms move around my neck, fingers pulling my hair as she pulling me down to her, kissing me roughly

Her legs hook up higher, around my lower back and I have better room to fuck into her

"More Yoongi. Want more of you"

I nod, pressing kisses to her neck

I'll give her whatever she wants

I snap my hips into her, my cock going in so deep and slamming into a spot that has her screaming my name and drenching my length

"God, you're so wet for me", I moan, listening to the sounds of her wet cunt taking me in over and over, "Do you hear how much you want me?"

She nods, "Yes, fuck yes, I want you"

Good

If I fuck her good then maybe she'll keep wanting to be with me

And I can finally tell her how I feel

Pounding into her cunt, I hit her spot every time and she gets so tight, so close to coming

"Gonna cream my cock?", I ask, smirking at her, "Make a big creamy mess?"

She nods rapidly, "Yes. Big mess. But...but...but...", she trails off

"But what jagi", I ask, kissing her cheek

"But...want you to make a mess too"

Jesus Christ, that's such a turn on

"I will jagi. Where do you want it? On your cute tummy? Your sexy boobs? Your pretty legs?"

"Inside", she whines, shocking the hell outta me, "I want to be full of your cum. Just yours"

I groan so loudly, gripping her thighs so hard, just imagining how good it'll feel to cum inside her tight throbbing cunt

"Yyyy ..you first", I pant, working her pussy good and hard

"Yoongi", she moans, the sound of my name in her voice like fucking music I can listen to all day

"Please baby"

"Yoongi!", she shouts, body arching into mine, fingers pulling my hair hard, pussy spasming fast and hard as she cums all over me

I gasp from the ecstasy, not able to hold it back

"Joanne, oh fuck. Baby. Shit", I cry, the feeling of finally releasing inside her hitting every nerve, every cell, every part of my body

Her pussy flutters around me, sucking every drop of cum from me as I fill her so much, it's leaking around us

She holds on to me, kissing my neck and shoulder as my orgasm lasts longer than normal

When I finish, I collapse on top of her, my face in her neck, her arms around me, fingers softly running up and down my back, sending fire through every cell

I absolutely love being in her arms and I can't give this up

I can't

"Not once", I whisper, in her soft skin

"Hmmm?"

"Not once", I repeat, "This can't be just once"

"You mean sex?", she asks

I lift my head, looking at her, her arms immediately moving around my neck, fingers playing with my ponytail

I like that her arms automatically go around me, like it's natural

"Not just sex Jo. I can't just kiss you once, I can't just be in your arms once, I can't do all this just once"

She raises her eyebrow, "You want to do this more?"

Softly touching her cheek, I say, "I want to do this everyday. I want to kiss you whenever I want, touch you whenever I want. I want you to be mine. I want to be yours, all yours. I need you"

"Yoongi, what are you saying?", she asks, her eyes huge as she looks in mine

"I'm saying I'm completely in love with you and I want to be with you. I promise, I swear I'll make time for you. I swear I'll make you happy. You're all I wanted for so long. Please give me a chance"

"Yes Yoongi", she says immediately, then kisses me before I can say anything

I kiss her back, so happy that her kisses are all for me now

If I heard her right and didn't imagine she said yes

"I love you Yoongi", she says, between kisses, "Fuck, I've wanted you for so long. You're finally mine"

"Yes jagi. And you're finally mine", I answer, leaning my forehead on hers

"All yours", she promises

"I love you", I smile

"I love you", she smiles back

Pressing my lips to hers, our kiss is full of love

Her love that I wanted and finally have

I don't know how long we kiss for but eventually we pull away

"I think we should get up", she giggles, "The guys have to be wondering where you are"

I pout, "Yeah I guess"

She gives me a quick kiss, giggling again, "Don't pout naekkeo. I'm gonna cuddle you all night ok?"

I perk up hearing that

I'm finally going to be able to sleep next to her, to hold her in my arms all night

Fuck, I'm so excited

"Yeah jagi. Ok", I answer

I get up and help her up, then we both gets our clothes back on

"I think I like you better naked", she laughs

I laugh, "I like you better naked too"

She smirks, "Then I'll just have to be that way any time we're alone together"

I grin widely, "I like that idea"

She nods, taking my hand and lacing our fingers

It feels so right

She leads me out of the room and back to the practice room

"There he fucking is", Namjoon growls when we come back in the room

All their eyes move to me and her then down to our hands

"It's about fucking time", Jungkook says

"Now I don't have to hear anymore whining", Hobi says

"Shut it", I snap

"I wish Joanne would notice me", Hobi mocks

"God, she looked so beautiful today", Jimin joins in

"Her eyes are so gorgeous. I drown in them everytime she talks to me", Jin laughs

"Not to mention the dozens of love songs he wrote for you", Namjoon snickers, "Ones he actually recorded and made"

"Ok stop!", I yell, so fucking embarrassed

They have to do this the first few minutes we're together?

And in front of her?

"It's ok naekkeo. It's cute", she says, tugging on my arm

"It is?"

She nods, "Yeah. And sweet. And romantic. I want to hear the songs too. Will you let me?"

I nod stupidly, shocked that their antics didn't scare her

"Yeah jagi if that's what you want"

"It is"

"Ok", I answer

"They are too cute", Tae gushes

I roll my eyes, leading her to the spot she was sitting at before

I sit next to her

The guys can wait a few minutes

"So am I coming to your apartment or-"

"Whatever you want baby"

"Ok I wanna go with you"

It's away from the guys and their antics and we can be alone

"Ok, perfect", she agrees, "We can get food and watch TV and have sexy time and sleep together"

"Sexy time?", I ask, laughing

She nods, "Yup"

"You are too cute", I laugh, giving her a soft kiss

"Yoongi c'mon! You can kiss her later!"

I roll my eyes, starting to get up

"Wait", she says

I turn to her, "Yeah?"

She reaches up, pulling the ponytail out of my hair

Uh ok

"You can't wear your hair like this is public", she says, fixing my hair

I just smile at her, "Why?"

"Because. It makes me wet and turns me on and I'm just going to take you from the practice and fuck you hard. Again"

I smirk, liking that idea

"You can only wear your hair in a ponytail when you're alone with me and I can ravage you without interruption"

Ok I really really like that idea too

"Sure jagi. Whatever you want", I answer laughing, "But be prepared to be on me all the time because anytime we're alone my hair will be in a ponytail"

She smiles, "Great. But Yoongi, I'm gonna be on you anyway. You're just too sexy and good looking for your own good. Prepare to be fucked. A lot"

"I will jagi. Having you on me is like a dream come true so I'll be ready for you every time"

"Good"

"Good", I smile

"Yoongi!", Hobi yells

"Go baby. Be sexy for me"

Laughing I nod, "Alright jagi. I will"

After kissing her again, I get up and walk to the guys

"About time", Jimin grumbles

"Oh shut up", I answer

Turning to face her, she smiles giving me a thumbs up

Smiling back, I'm so goddamn happy she's mine

The music starts and I start to dance, acting sexy for my jagi

And her smile gets wider

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