#Good job baby

[sammybeann]

[bentnotbroken1fanfiction]

Style: *looks confused like...wait...are we kidnapping his boyfriend???*

Fadel: *walks away*

Style: *sees an opportunity to kick the fuck out of Keen* That's for shooting me you asshole!

[stuartdesharnais]

Hug your goalies tight

[safistar]

Ughhhhhhh there aren't enough stray pups near me :(

Unless that's you. then come over here baby~

[thxnks4themrms]

mistake

YAYAYAYAYYAAY

[eddieschains]

i’m just glad his fingernails are clean

[andoutofharm]

pete hit his cue on time!

[extratragic]

just got home so i haven’t been able to lb but georgie boy!!!! i’m in love w you!!!! so so so so so proud <3333

[fabbyf1]

“Big Mack Trucks” are Max and Oscar’s dicks while “This Little Garage“ is Charles’s ass? Did I crack the code?? I’m imaging Charles’s reaction to Max referring to him as his little garage during one of his dirty monologues and I love it.

[lxndonorris]

Lance P6❤️

[kalisbaby]

🥹

Baby elephant tries practicing his terrifyingly adorable charge

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[brainrotcharacters]

everytime I have an organized thought instead of the windows screensaver I want to congratulate myself

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[strawberri-syrup]

in class watching a vid of a 2 week old infant lifting and turning its head. i have never seen a baby more locked in. eyes wide open mouth open locked the fuck in

[congratsyoureanidiot]

98 WHOLE CAPS looks like this😎

sonnett vs germany (2024 olympics | august 6, 2024)

[creaturetanger]

Malkin!! Malkin!! Malkin!!