#Goin traditional for once uwu

[a-mess-of-a-crow]

Drew a honse for a fren :3

Second time drawing a horse other than

I would claim that I have improved!

UwU

Also

Pls don't steal? Thanks!

Yes, I am that fucking full of myself that I think that people might steal that art. Wow, look at me being so humble lmao

[dialovers-translations]

DIABOLIK LOVERS Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD “Trick or Vampire!?”

Original title: トリック・オア・ヴァンパイア!?

Source: Diabolik Lovers Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD [CD not owned by me]

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Midorikawa Hikaru, Kaji Yuki & Hirakawa Daisuke

Translator’s note: Once again, I had such a hard time focusing on translating because the plot is just so crazy, I couldn’t stop laughing. Seeing Laito and Kanato actually get along for once because they have a shared goal was very interesting. Especially since it’s usually Ayato and Laito who form a duo while Kanato is kind of the odd one out. uwu Part of me wished the other three brothers were in this track as well though. I wonder which outfit Laito would have prepared for them? xD I mean, I think we can all agree that Shuu would have to be Sleeping Beauty.

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Ayato: Ughー Fuck...! Just what on earth was that shit!?

Laito: Oh? What’s wrong Ayato-kun? Look at you losing your cool again.

Ayato: ...Aah!? You guys saw it as well, right!? The people in town were wearin’ these weird clothes, goin’ ‘round claimin’ they’re ‘Vampires’ and such...! Doesn’t it piss you off, like we’re bein’ made fun of!?

Laito: Ahー That. Every year around this time, that kind of stuff pops up, huh? Vampires, werewolves or mummies...I wonder what they’re trying to accomplish? Nfu~ 

Kanato: Honestly...I can only assume they have lost their minds. ...Hey, you...What exactly are those humans doing?

You reply.

Kanato: Eh? ...’Halloween’?

You explain. 

Kanato: Haah? I never asked you about the origins of this ‘Halloween’ thing. Do you think I’m so stupid I don’t know that kind of stuff...!? 

*Thud*

Laito: Kanato-kun...Bitch-chan is scared and you actually didn’t know either, did you?

Kanato: She’s to blame for failing to grasp the intention behind my question so shut up, Laito.

Laito: Nfu~ Well, that’s true too but...Say, Bitch-chan, why is there a reason to make such a big deal out of this ‘Halloween’?

You explain once again.

Kanato: ...Hah? ‘Trick or treat’? There’s a tradition where you have to offer someone candy if you don’t want to get tricked on the night of Halloween?

Ayato: What? So you can pull pranks on anyone as long as you don’t accept their sweets?

You shake your head.

Ayato: No? Fuck off! If I say it’s fine, then so be it!

Laito: Hm...And they also hold costume parties? Are those the kind where you get to hook up with the opposite sex while concealing your identity~? Wow~ The men and women hidden underneath those masks become entangled like wild beasts, as if they have lost all sense of reason. Nfu~ Sounds so very thrilling and wonderful.

Ayato: Heh, you perv! If that’s the only thing goin’ on inside that head of yours, you’re gonna go bald soon!

Laito: Haah!? Go bald!? I may always wear this hat, but that’s out of the question. Besides, are you in any position to judge others, Ayato-kun? You were just thinking of refusing someone’s candy on purpose just so you can trick them, weren’t you? 

Ayato: Of course! That’s way more interestin’ than gettin’ some candy after all! Also, I don’t get to pull pranks on people without havin’ to worry ‘bout it all that often.

Kanato: I want the candy...Say, you want that too right, Teddy?

Ayato: Well, you two can just do as you wish. I’m gonna pull pranks! Kanato’s gonna collect a bunch of candy. Laito’s gonna go ‘round livin’ the pervert life to his heart’s content. In short, you can do all things us brothers love at a Halloween party! That’s amazin’...!

Laito: Well, it’s settled then~ We’ll attend a Halloween party as well~ 

Kanato: But to go to a party, you need to wear a costume, right?

Laito: Do not worry~ There’s plenty of cosplay outfits to be found in the castle’s underground storage.

Ayato: Cosplay outfits...? We have that sorta stuff at home? As to be expected of Laito the pervert.

Laito: Nfu~ I’ll take that as a compliment. Going around from door to door to collect candies is fine, and so is spreading mischief and destruction, as well as engage in the ‘act of love’ with a random Bitch-chan you picked up somewhere...Plus, if we dress up, nobody will know it’s us doing this either. Doesn’t that sound great?

Ayato: You do have a point.

Kanato: I’m in...! Hey, you’ll obviously dress up as well, right? ...You know what will happen if you say ‘no’, don’t you?

Laito: Nfu~ Of course, I’ll fetch one for you too, Bitch-chan. Just wait one second.

Laito runs off.

Kanato: I’m so excited. I wonder what kind of costume I’ll wear...? Right, Teddy? Aren’t you excited too?

Ayato: Che! Who knows what that pervert will pull out of his hat. Besides, isn’t he just all excited ‘bout this ‘cause he wants to make Chichinashi cosplay?

*TIMESKIP*

Laito returns carrying the outfits.

Laito: Aaaand sorry for the wait~ Here you go, I got everyone their costume.

*Thud*

Laito: Take a look! At my bountiful collection~

Kanato: ...There’s more than I expected. How wonderful!

Laito: Right? Nfufu~

Ayato: Wha...!? Don’t be showin’ up bein’ the only one already dressed up! Besides, why are you wearin’ that frilly skirt!? You freak!

Laito: But it’s a costume! Wouldn’t you want to wear something you usually can’t? By the way, I’m Alice in Wonderland~ Bitch-chan, is it cute? What do you think~? 

*Twinkle twinkle*

Kanato: The frilly apron is very nice. No fair you get to have all the fun, Laito...Hurry up and give me something to wear as well!

Laito: Nfu~ How about something like this for you, Kanato-kun? Look! Little Red Riding Hood~!

Kanato: Ah...Amazing! Hey, this hood...It’s bright red as if it has been soaked in blood! Fufufu~ I love it!

Laito: Here. Once you’ve changed, you can sit Teddy inside this basket.

Kanato: Heeh...How very considerate of you. Thank you, Laito~ 

Laito: Why of course~

Ah! Here, this one’s for you, Bitch-chan. You’ll be a Witch sporting this black gown and hat~! 

You seem surprised.

Laito: ...Nfu~ Not what you expected? Did you imagine something a little more erotic because I’m the one who picked it out? Nfufu~ I’m not that easy, you know?

Ayato: Heeh? You’ll be wearin’ that outfit? In those clothes, it won’t be that obvious you don’t have any tits. Hehe~

Laito: These kind of ‘boring’ (1) clothes are way more fun the moment you get to strip them off, you see~ ...Aaah~ I can’t get enough just from the thought alone...~ ...Oh right, this is your costume, Ayato-kun. 

*Rustle*

Laito: Here you go.

Ayato: Haah...!? The fuck’s this!?

Laito: Nfu~ It’s Cinderella. Look, this part made out of fur is amazing, don’t you think? I’m sure this is the real deal!

Kanato: Ah...! You’re right! If you were to make a plush out of this, I’m sure it would be adorable!

Ayato: Oi, hold up, Laito. Why do I have to wear this shit!? 

Laito: Huh? You don’t like it?

Ayato: ‘Course not! Unlike you two, I want somethin’ normal! No way in hell I’m dressin’ up as a chick!

Laito: Heeeeh~? But there aren’t any men’s clothes in my collection...Besides, I’m sure you’d look stunning in drag as well, Ayato-kun~ Right, Kanato-kun?

Kanato: Mmh, mmh! I’m sure it’d suit you!

Ayato: Cut it out! If I have to wear this shit, I’d rather just stay like this! I mean, we’re Vampires, aren’t we!? What’s the point in wearin’ a costume!?

Kanato: ...I have absolutely no clue what you’re trying to say. Then what’s the point of the party? A party, you see...A PARTY YOU SEE...IS A CELEBRATION OF THE ABNORMAL! SO WHAT’S THE POINT IN ATTENDING IN YOUR USUAL ATTIRE!?

Ayato: ...!! D-Don’t snap so all of a sudden...

Kanato: ...Then just stop complaining and wear these clothes already!

Ayato: ...Ugh. But think ‘bout it! It definitely won’t look good on me! You want to see a male princess!?

Laito: My interest has been piqued at the very least~

Ayato: You freak! I’m not askin’ you! I mean, you’re only sayin’ it out of curiosity as well, aren’t you?

Laito: Eeeeh~? That’s not trueeee~ Look, Bitch-chan seems eager as well~ Right? You want to see it, don’t you? 

Kanato: Don’t you~?

You nod.

Ayato: Haah!? You damn Chichinashi!! Whatcha laughin’ for!?

Laito: Come on, quit the fussing. I picked it out because I was convinced this pale green would look great on you. 

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: I said noーー!! What’s with those frilly clothes!?

Kanato: I want to see Ayato wear a dress as well...We’re making ourselves so clear as too...Say...Won’t you listen to my wish?

Ayato: Shut up!! Who in their right mind would listen to you two!? Waiーー Laito! What are you doin’...!? 

Laito: Nfufu~ 

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: Ah...What are you...!?

Laito: Kanato-kun, lend me a hand! We’re gonna pin him down and put it on him!

Kanato: Mmh~! 

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: ...Wah! Oi, save me, Chichinashi...!! The fuck you sayin’...!? Imma bite you to death!

Laito: You’re out of luck~ No way you can win against the both of us, right? Well then...Let’s get changed, okay~? 

Kanato: Being dressed up...You’re almost like a doll right now, Ayato~

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: Cut it outーー!!! PLEASE STOP....!!!!

*TIMESKIP*

The group has arrived at the Halloween Party.

Ayato: ...Why did it turn out like this?

Laito: Nfu~ You’re very cute, Princess A-ya-to~

Ayato: Shut up!! ...Oi, Chichinashi! Whatcha lookin’ at? ...Haah? I’m cute, you say? Have you gone blind?

Laito: Come on! Don’t take out your anger on Witch Bitch-chan! I’m glad I brought the Cinderella outfit with me. The glass slippers fit you like a glove as well, Ayato-kun~

Kanato: Mmh! You look surprisingly decent~! Say...Won’t you become my doll afterwards~?

Ayato: Fuck off! 

Kanato: Hahaha~

Ayato: Don’t be lumpin’ me together with those ugly dolls of yours!

Kanato: ...Ugly? ...Don’t tell me...Are you talking about Teddy!?

*Clap clap clap*

Laito: There, there, there...! No fighting! ...Ah, look! They’re holding a Halloween party over there! Nfu~ The smell of cute girls is in the air~ 

Kanato: They’ve brought lots of candy with them as well! Let’s go take a look!

They walk towards the crowd.

Laito: Nfu~ Everyone’s looking our way. It’s because we’re so cute, Bitch-chan.

Kanato: It’s because me and Teddy are adorable. I’ll get candies if I say ‘trick or treat?’ here, right? Who to start with...~?

Ayato: ...Aah!? Don’t be lookin’ this way! Scram...!!

The people run off.

Laito: Hey, Ayato-kun! We’re dressed up to show it off to people so don’t chase them away! Aaah~ There was such a cute girl right there as well!

Kanato: Exactly! You scared them all away! ...Uu...I wanted...to get some candy...

Ayato: Don’t be showin’ me those fake tears! You hysteric bastard!

Kanato: ...But aren’t you the one causing hysteria!? You’ve been snappin’ at everyone crossing your path this whole time, it isn’t fun at all!!

Ayato: Haah...!? Are you pickin’ a fight with me, you bastard!?

Laito: Hm...I guess it was a mistake to have Ayato-kun dress up in drag after all. The girls all fled that way. On top of that, all the adults are panicking, trying to quickly get the children out of here. ...Was the costume for nothing perhaps?

Kanato: Come on, it’s all Ayato’s fault...!! In the end, I never got any sweets either!!

You shake your head in disapproval.

Laito: Huh? What’s wrong Bitch-chan? Why are you sighing? Nfu~ I guess you actually were looking forward to this? I’m sorry Ayato-kun such a fool. ...Aww, you poor thing. Shall I make an exception and console you~? Of course, in the sheets. You went through the trouble to dress up so cutely, so I’ll take them back off, okay?

Kanato: Hold it! Hey...You’d much rather be tormented by me than Laito, right? Since you’re dressed as a Witch, let’s have some fun in the torture chamber? I heard they used tons of torture techniques during Witch trials~ Fufufu...Hehehe~

Ayato: Oi, wait! Whatcha doin’ the second I take my eyes off you guys!? She has the important job of helpin’ me change ahead of her! As if I’d let you bastards do with her as you please!

Laito: Ah-aah...Shut up already. Ayato-kun’s acting like that too, so I guess we should just head home now? I’m sure you’re exhausted as well, Bitch-chan? 

Kanato: Teddy...Let’s play once we get home? I’m so excited for the torture chamber...~

Ayato: Oiーー!! Are you guys even listenin’...!? Wait!! For what reason did I put on these fucked up clothes then!? Aah!? You guys forced me in them...!!

Ayato tries to chase after them but he nearly trips.

Ayato: ...Ah! These are so darn difficult to walk in, fuck! Ugh...Hold up, I said!!

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) Laito uses the term ストイック or ‘stoic’, but in actual English, this isn’t used to describe clothes in English, so I changed it to ‘boring’ instead. 

[bi-furiosity]

Chloel I’m gonna send you asks until tumblr stops me be ready

alrighty here we go I’M FINALLY responding to these uwu. i’m also assuming the anons are you so they all goin in one ask because i’m nothing if not unreliable. 

1.  Song of the year?Short answer is American Problem by Kevin Abstract. (f slur warning! he’s gay and it’s only used once but be safe lads.)

I’m a sucker for A) Kevin Abstract and B) songs about a person’s existence defying the idea of what America is. Kevin Abstract has such a way of evoking the experience of being marginalized in the South (especially being LGBT+/Queer) that is really visceral and the entirety of Arizona Baby is such an emotional experience. Song of the year is like,.... stupidly hard to decide but my first instinct was this song because it’s just incredible and super underated. Listen to Kevin Abstract! (Runners-up includes literally any lil nas song and RKS’s No Vacancy bc that shit makes me cry every time.)

2. Album of the year?Lizzo’s Cuz I Love You (her tiny desk concert is almost religious tbh), probably. I listened to it more towards the beginning of the year but honestly she’s really blown up in 2019 and I’m very happy to see it. It’s unfortunate that people are so determined to box her into one genre or mood bc I think she offers a lot of versatility as an artist! Her self-love and positivity is a great aspect of her music but there’s much more to it than that and I’m excited to see what her future work looks like. :’) (Runners-up is Adia Victoria’s Silences because she’s an incredible musician and everyone should check her out and Orville Peck’s Pony bc....it’s tumblr and melancholic gay cowboy is what you’re here for right?)

3.  Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year?Lil Nas X! Hands down. Like most everyone in the US I started seeing him pop up after Billboard took Old Town Road off the Country charts and I’m nothing if not a marginalized redneck who loves to see other marginalized people embracing rural culture. 7 is a wonderful EP and I’m anxiously awaiting a full length album from him!!!! His fluidity between genres is so appealing and while I’m not one to get too into the actual personality of musicians, he seems like a really nice and likable guy. Aside from him, I’ve gotten really into Gillian Welch this year and just in general have been listening to a lot more traditional folk, country, and bluegrass.

12.  Talk about a new friend you made this year.Ok!!!!!!!!!! (ash you ask me this question KNOWING we known each other longer look at this it’s AWKWARD....ily

19.  What’re you excited about for next year? Not to be cheesy but!!!!! My little brother is graduating high school this spring and i’m so excited/anxious/proud of him!!!! hopefully he’ll be gettin his college acceptance letter soon...wish him luck!! other than that.......i should probs be more excited for my own future haksdjfhkajsd um i’m really hoping to get to do an internship in DC this summer so that would be dope???

25.  Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one. You asking me this makes me realize I haven’t made many characters recently??? Just been. Fine tuning old ones and stealing mainstream ones I suppose. >:) Anyways! Probably Gil, my dnd character for a friend’s campaign! He’s a former armed revolutionary turned peaceful rural fisherman who is adventuring the ocean blue to pay his daughter’s enchanting school tuition. her name is sadeeq and she is the pride and joy of his life! He’s a nice guy who wants to stay out of trouble but unfortunately trouble likes to find him :^) 

this is him! anyways! that is all! thank you, ily, happy 2019/2020!!

[girlgrouptrash101]

Jennie as Your Girlfriend

Request: “Jennie as your gf”

A/N: i’m goin solololo

- C

Jennie Kim, one of the fiercest girls ever, or so it seemed

Once you got to know her, you realised she was actually one of the softest and most caring people you had ever met

Well, except for when you accidentally wake her up in the mornings

She’s a queen who needs her beauty sleep, and she’s not gonna let you ruin that.

Jennie has a really though time with online comments and news articles, and you always make sure that she never lets any of them get to her

because she is an amazing person and it’s your job to let her know whenever you think she’s forgotten.

Loves wearing your baggie hoodies that she can can curl up in when you’re not around to cuddle her

Speaking of cuddles, they’re her favourite thing ever

but if anyone found out she’d be so embarassed, so it only happens when you guys are alone (She has an image to keep up guys come on, 😂)

Then when you’re alone, she’s a little cuddly baby who wants to be wrapped in your arms forever uwu

Dates out are usually to high class restaurants or runways, where Jennie looks like human Gucci walking down the street

Jennie buys you Gucci all the time even when you tell her not to spend any of her hard earned money on you

but Jennie just wanted you to join the Gucci Squad™️ and match with her all the time

the kind of girlfriend to make you pancakes when you’re upset and make you eat them until you feel better

Takes you on holiday to such cool places that most people don’t go

and you go out and try a load of crazy traditional foods from the local street market

If you’re not from Korea, Jennie would make sure to take you to all her favourite places that she knew you’d never been to before

Buys you guys matching animal slippers with ears that flop when you walk just because they’re Jennie’s favourite thing ever

Jennie is the funniest drunk so whenever you go out for a drink you better be prepared

she starts singing along to any music in the bar, wiggling along and throwing her hands in the air

she wouldn’t want to leave afterwards and you’d have to like drag her home while she’s wandering around wanting to go on a long walk instead of heading home

jealousy can be quite an issue, Jennie just needs everyone one to know that you’re hers, and no ones going to take you away from her.

If you ever have an argument, Jennie definitely needs time to cool off. She can be stubborn but she’ll come to her senses eventually and apologise if she was in the wrong.

Jennie made you come and watch before she debuted solo, you were at the recording studio and the dance practices, because your approval is the most important to her.

Late night walks to little parks where no one else goes, just so Jennie can hold your hand and look at the stars.

Jennie loves kissing you all the time, it’s her favourite hobby,

She grabs your jaw, pulling you in and kissing you softly, conveying all her emotions to you.

Aesthetic dates to little cafés in Seoul where you cuddle in a booth and enjoy the art that the baristas design onto your drinks

Taking pictures of you is what Jennie loves the most, she keeps all the photos either stuck on her wall or in a box under her bed.

Whenever she misses you, she pulls out the box and looks over all your memories together.

It makes her realize that she would never be able to live without you, and she wasn’t planning on being without you either :)

NSFW From Here:

Jennie knows exactly what she wants to do with you, and that’s what happens.

Jennie always makes sure your pleasure is her priority and she always puts you before yourself.

She always leaves hickeys and marks on you, because she’s super possessive and wants you to always be known as hers

loves pretty lingerie, especially lace

If you ever wear something like that, you’ll be in for an interesting night (and you might have to buy new lingerie afterwards)

loves taking pictures and videos of you

she keeps them all in a locked folder that everyone else thinks is just pictures of Kai and Kuma and her family

little do they know ;))))))))

she could spend hours kissing your entire body, she just thinks you’re beautiful and wants you to know that too

she’s 100% into dirty talk

she’d tell you exactly what she about to do to you, before biting your ear and making her way to your lips

sometimes she can be a pillow princess if she’s had a super rough day at work and she needs to destress

then she has the cutest moans, always moaning your name and telling

you to keep going

Jennie is always caring though, she makes sure to check that you’re enjoying yourself

[roses-ruby]

Hi queen uwu whatttsss uppp,,,,, can i ask you a question u3u what are u studying cuz thats a very impornant question lol okay but i need to teel u dis;;;; we had do to a poster for my english class about smth or some happening an shit in any english speaking country so,, im not a basic bih and i did it about salem witch trials uwu lets see what my teacher is goin to say tomorrow>:))))I'm already in a spooky mood okay U3U

The Salem Witch Trials! An amazing choice honestly. I have a lot of feelings towards that case, like a lot. Can you imagine such ignorance and misogyny at once? I mean sure, some men were executed but lmao at the 14:6 ratio. The case is very psychologically engaging, I think people are quite attracted to the death and terror that occurs in such bewildering acts of violence. It’s the perfect choice for Halloween, I also wonder what your teacher will say👀

I’m majoring in Law, more specifically Political Science and Econ. It’s hell and I’ll have my bachelors by the end of the spring semester and then transfer to a Law school. Kinda scared to take my LSAT and I’ve been procrastinating a lot. My sister told my dumb ass to take a journalism major because it’s something I enjoy and I’m good at writing but nope, I wanted to know everything about Monetary and Fiscal policies instead:)

I’m so excited for October as well baby!🧡🧡🎃 I can’t wait for all the scary and spooky shit. I have a tradition of watching at least one horror movie a day which really gets you in the spoopy mood aha! Can’t wait to binge on a bunch of mini chocolate bars in honor of Halloween😎 Also I wonder if anyone remembers October 2016 and all those clown sightings across the U.S....That was a random and wild time...

[deadatthemorguee]

jercy headcanons

"pst" "what" "lets play monopoly" "youre fuckin on"

percy flips over the board once jason buys the boardwalk

jason screams just because he can

nico is their unofficial baby

late night drinking games

"take a shot every time markiplier says fuck playing golf with friends"

getting high and watching scooby doo

skipping classes to play wii sports at leo's apartment

jercy and solangelo going on double dates to the movies

only seeing marvel and horror movies

jercy loves going to kids movies

incredibles 2 was a game changer

"take a shot every time jacksepticeye screams playing getting over it"

what even are pants in the jercy household

jason doesnt cut his hair for a while and it gets just long enough for percy to put tiny pigtails in his little hairs uwu

percy's hair is curly if he uses coconut oil shampoo

jason encourages

when percy eventually needs glasses they get matching frames but jasons are gold

percy has severely bad eyesight in his right cornea

he thinks its because he poked himself in the eye with a crayon when he was four, even tho jason knows thats not the real reason

but he doesnt tell him

percy gets a cut on his lip fighting clarisse at the arena and now jercy has matching scars

jason calls them stapler bites

who told you pants were allowed??

applejuice

everywhere

jercy adopts twin babies

i mean seriously the applejuice is in the refrigerator, the extras are in the cabinet, and then two different minifridges in their room and on the patio

they love their applejuice

the twins are named zakiry and nicolas (after nico, it was a mutual decision)

jercy kids and solangelo kids like to play cops and robbers, but zak is bad at it and he trips and falls and gets lots of scrapes and bruises but hes a trooper and wants to be strong just like his dads

(solangelo has two girls and a boy: avery, dakota, and august)

jercy gets a cat even tho jason is a little allergic

he gets sneezy but he has meds to help it bc his kids adore little loki

no stop putting pants on the kids are gone and were goin pantsless

they got officially married with the liscense and everything before they adopted the twins but they didnt have ceremony until loki had kittens with a neighbour cat named creamcake

the twins were five and they put flowers on the floor and stuff for percy and jason to walk down it together in matching suits with dark purple shirts and indigo ties

the cake did not in fact have blue icing but white since they wanted a traditional looking go at it

but jason surprised his husband with some blue cake batter on the inside, and there was donuts at the reception with blue glaze and sprinkles

thats it boys gbye