#Godgiven

[brokenheartbrokensouldebates]

[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

headcanon that Luke finds out Garcia and Reid typically spend their holidays/Christmas together because they don't really have much/any family to celebrate with and he knows his parents (his mother especially) would never forgive him for leaving them alone so he brings them to New York with him every year

[bowenoke]

during Tubbo's cabinet era i wrote like 30k words of a fanfiction where when they tried to resurrect c!wilbur they accidentally sent tubbo back in time and it becomes increasingly obvious that wilbur never existed, and its a little fun because you get to see all the tubbo pov things from wilbur's pov + get more information, but tubbo gets more and more frantic and machiavellian as he realizes the only way he can guarantee the people he cares about survive his war is by following in "wilbur's" footsteps. obviously i never finished it for a lot of reasons (ambitious but not actually very good) but i need you to understand that despite being like. A Beeduo Artist for a year there. that nothing in the world caused me more despair than when they got married. what was i supposed to do there. mcrp hell on earth for me. he goes back in time and becomes an adult man and his husband stays a teenager??? the thing you don't realize walking into mcrp fanfiction is that sometimes the story you're writing gets fucked by acts of god

[authorityissues]

Using my ex alcoholism powers for good I walked into my friends hotel room and her baby sister was in post tequila agony and I was like I bestow upon you an absolutely righteous hangover cure (+30 hp guaranteed)

[montalbanosbaldhead]

FORSE ESISTE UNA PARTE DI ME

CHE SPERA ANCORA CHE SIA POSSIBILEEE

[deeisace]

Lmao

High point of the day! Boss of a different store I don't see often popped in ours, and he was immediately didn't say hello just went "oh my god you've got hairier arms than me!" and compared lmao yeah

Oh my god ohhh I get to go on full dose soon holy shit

[fruitscato]

oh my god i just realized tumblr termed my ""nsfw"" blog AGAIN hahaha that's like the 4th one this year. every time i go on a break they sneak in and destroy my shit

[officialkendallroy]

this website is for complaining, hating, oversharing and reblogging the same post 15 times in a row

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

I'm not a flat-earther im actually a walrus-earther. Theres a walrus at the center of the earth and she'll kill us all if we dont stop global warming.

[rebornofstars]

a while ago i rlly wanted to make a prompt list for myself and do like a "fight write" challenge where i practise writing fight scenes. like whumptober or whatever except specifically in the genre of action - prompts like deadly mistake, betrayed by an ally, field surgery, unfamiliar weapon, taking a knife for someone, unwilling teamwork, surrender, head wound, harsh terrain, etc. there's so many cool ideas. and i need to practise action!!! fight write february!!! i dont think i'll ever actually have the guts to do it but it would've been so so cool

[byunbaekhyunie]

no I need to know exactly which flanker he is wearing

[insecateur]

i legit get so mad seeing how fucking horrible and vicious people get online over the stupidest shit. the jokey "we are allowed to be haters" mindset is 100% used to justify shit like telling random teenagers to kill themselves for identifying in a way people don't understand and seeing people defend it in a "heehee it's good to hate things actually it's so funny and silly you shouldn't tell people they're allowed to just like things" way as if it doesn't give some people the idea that they're "right" to harass others pisses me off tbh. i get that being kind and using your braincells to analyze a situation and decide when to disengage is hard but i do think we should strive for that

[feketeribizli]

honkai star rail also censors milf, dilf, and gilf 😔

oh they dont want any of us to have fun

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

why do junaos nipples have to be so very enticing

its the appeal of something thats usually hidden being exposed. this is why fanservice of characters that are usually covered up is usually far more exciting than a character thats always exposed getting another high exposure outfit (this is also why a character thats usually high exposure putting on, say, a suit is often considered very sexy)

unrelated i hope you have a good lawyer

[athenasplan]

I'm sorry for all the brunette kaveh believers out there but he's the kind of pathetic only a blond grown up man can be

[hercorrupterofwords]

I can't believe neil gaiman pulled a jerusalem delivered on this finale