#Godgiven

[brokenheartbrokensouldebates]

[so-very-small]

HAPPY 4/20! make sure to give your favorite tiny a giant blunt today! and for the giants… idk man. what do giants smoke? hollow log filled with weed? we’ll go with that. give them a hollow log filled with weed. happy blazing

[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

headcanon that Luke finds out Garcia and Reid typically spend their holidays/Christmas together because they don't really have much/any family to celebrate with and he knows his parents (his mother especially) would never forgive him for leaving them alone so he brings them to New York with him every year

[gammija]

one of the ways peoples interpretations of jmart diverge (esp in season 5) is how people fill in the blanks

on the one end there's "everything we hear from them on the tapes is a fight or an argument, with martin constantly ignoring jons needs. and they were walking for a long time, so then just imagine all the stuff we -dont- hear. they're terrible for each other and the apocalypse just made it worse"

and on the other its "we only hear what's important to the plot or sufficiently dramatic, so what we hear are their worst arguments, and we can fill in the rest with more light-hearted fare. Like how we only heard about Martins and Jons bday parties in s5, when it would hurt us, or only the very start and very end of the weeks in the safehouse, but we can infer that between the tapes they had more relaxed and romantic moments. and if what we hear in s5 is the worst of it, they're doing pretty well, considering it's the literal end of the world'

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i could never gatekeep suguru bc i get offended when people don’t love him

[bowenoke]

during Tubbo's cabinet era i wrote like 30k words of a fanfiction where when they tried to resurrect c!wilbur they accidentally sent tubbo back in time and it becomes increasingly obvious that wilbur never existed, and its a little fun because you get to see all the tubbo pov things from wilbur's pov + get more information, but tubbo gets more and more frantic and machiavellian as he realizes the only way he can guarantee the people he cares about survive his war is by following in "wilbur's" footsteps. obviously i never finished it for a lot of reasons (ambitious but not actually very good) but i need you to understand that despite being like. A Beeduo Artist for a year there. that nothing in the world caused me more despair than when they got married. what was i supposed to do there. mcrp hell on earth for me. he goes back in time and becomes an adult man and his husband stays a teenager??? the thing you don't realize walking into mcrp fanfiction is that sometimes the story you're writing gets fucked by acts of god

[dreadanddespairdyke]

the funniest thing thats happened a few times lately is seeing another insufferable slutty 'omg i want a sugar daddy' poster w a female celeb pfp online but looking further to find its a gay guy

[faggotcitosis]

there is a middle ground between fiction affects reality and fiction doesn't affect reality, called It Depends

[authorityissues]

Using my ex alcoholism powers for good I walked into my friends hotel room and her baby sister was in post tequila agony and I was like I bestow upon you an absolutely righteous hangover cure (+30 hp guaranteed)

[artscoma]

ok now that im mutuals with failbetter games. fbg if you can hear me i wanna make out with the jovial contrarian so bad.

[moonsmistresss]

i hate studying for a subject i am bad at bc 80% of the time is spent on me convincing myself i'm not the dumbest person alive just bc i'm not a natural at something and the other 20% i actually study

[montalbanosbaldhead]

FORSE ESISTE UNA PARTE DI ME

CHE SPERA ANCORA CHE SIA POSSIBILEEE

[deeisace]

Lmao

High point of the day! Boss of a different store I don't see often popped in ours, and he was immediately didn't say hello just went "oh my god you've got hairier arms than me!" and compared lmao yeah

Oh my god ohhh I get to go on full dose soon holy shit

[fruitscato]

oh my god i just realized tumblr termed my ""nsfw"" blog AGAIN hahaha that's like the 4th one this year. every time i go on a break they sneak in and destroy my shit

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

I wanna pimp slap cult!geto so bad

he grins so widely you get scared btw

[officialkendallroy]

this website is for complaining, hating, oversharing and reblogging the same post 15 times in a row