#Goddammit Erikka
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((Got an anonymous submission, but Tumblr wouldn’t let me post it.))
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cave-of-the-owl-witch · 4 years ago
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((So my gf messaged me to tell me she sent me some asks. I really should have been more suspicious earlier when she asked me if The Penguin is a furry.))
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((Tag dump 1/?))
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cave-of-the-owl-witch · 4 years ago
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Did you find the secret ham in your pillow case?
“Oh yeah, I was wondering about that,” Starchy said off-handedly. “I didn’t feel like eating a can of ham, though, so I gave it to the Queen to take with her on her morning jog.”
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cave-of-the-owl-witch · 5 years ago
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@Gyro: You hear a voice, from across the room, singing quietly, "I'd rather be a chicken than a mcnugget"
“I mean. I agree with you,” Gyro said with a frown, “but that’s sort of ominous to say just out of the blue like that.”
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cave-of-the-owl-witch · 5 years ago
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"Like brine off a pickle's back, you too can move on." A bearded man in a pickle suit says as he approached. "What to wear to this birthday party? Pickle suit. To run these errands? Pickle suit. To bed? Pickle suit. Court date? Pickle suit. First date? Pickle suit. Job interview? Pickle suit. Wearing the pickle suit has solved all of my life's problems, and now it can solve yours too." He hands you a matching pickle suit before walking away in to the sunset.
Starchy just stared at the man, barely registering that he had been handed a pickle suit as he tried to figure out what exactly that had been about. Was he some kind of pickle aficionado? A spokesperson for a rival pickle farm, perhaps?
...He should write home about this. And include the weird pickle suit while he was at it.
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cave-of-the-owl-witch · 6 years ago
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*leans towards Grooves and whispers* Has anyone ever told you about eyebrow caterpillars? Cause I think you have a /really/ bad case of them.
“…Has anyone ever told me about what, now? Darlin’, how much have you had to drink tonight?” he asked, trying to low key sniff the anon’s breath. Surely no sober person would suggest that he, the illustrious DJ Grooves, had some kind of… what? Eyebrow parasites?
He pushed the offending anon away with a humorless chuckle. “Maybe you should go party over there, darlin’.” Far away from me.
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cave-of-the-owl-witch · 6 years ago
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((Tag dump! Part 4/3 because I forgot my friends are assholes, lol.))
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cave-of-the-owl-witch · 5 years ago
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Fuck da police! You get that pet! Sneak them in to the flat! No one will ever know!
“Or I could not?” they suggested. “Besides, I don’t have the money to look after a pet right now anyway. I barely have the money to look after me.”
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