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“I found this in the Valentine day section and it made me think of you!” The doll cheered as she struggled to lift the large hammer that she was dragging around. It had a bright pink bow wrapped around its handle, with messily painted hearts all over the head. “I made it pretty for you so all the love can go into your inventions and then they’ll feel SUPER loved! And because I love you.”

Never mind why a hammer would be in the Valentine's section, it was a very sweet gesture on the doll's part, and he vowed then and there to give it a special place on the peg board.

"Oh, wow! You're right! Now I can tap-tap-tap extra love into everything I make," he laughed, carefully taking it from her. What was so heavy in her hands felt just right in his.

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Send me “♥️” [heart symbol] and my muse will give yours a custom message heart candy!

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If she blinded you with science maybe you should have been following lab safety protocols and wearing your goggles

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Using this generator

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"I hope you get a kick outta this."

He snorted in amusement; this thing looked like if he'd built the Armstrong robot out of a toaster and the leftovers from the set of The Wizard of Oz.

Naturally, it was immediately pinned to his cork board.

"I've got something for you, too. I know it's a little extra, but consider it back pay for the ones I missed," he smiled, handing her a jewelry box. Inside was what at first appeared to be a simple pendant of a butterfly, but as he quickly explained, "It's a personal cloaking device. I figured it might come in handy sometime, considering the kinds of situations we both get caught up in. That rhinestone in the center is a button that, when pressed, will warp the photons around you, rendering you more or less invisible. It only works for about ten minutes at a time before it needs to recharge, but that should be more than enough to get out of a sticky situation."

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Ha, furry.

"Yeah, yeah, I need to clean out my fridge more often," he huffed, throwing some remarkably fuzzy leftovers into the trash.

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"Not true!" She pointed at the inventor in alarm. "You gave me a smooch yesterday!"

"They meant a different kind of smooch, Clemmy. The, um... kind for grown-ups? Like in your fairy tales."

Hopefully, that was enough of an explanation that she wouldn't ask any questions.

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Ok ok so her sister was a witch right? And what was her sister? A princess, the wicked witch of the east bro. You're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, Gyro. Grow up bro, grow up

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Heard you was smooching with my Abuela!

"I haven't been smooching anyone, abuelas or otherwise!" he protested.

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💣

It didn't take long for him to notice the hissing fuse of the literal bomb that had been placed in his workshop. Biting back panic, he spared a few precious seconds to run through a few different options. He could simply try to douse the fuse, but what if it was the self-relighting type? He could also try to contain the blast; the file cabinet didn't look sturdy enough, and he didn't want to completely wreck the Time Tub...

The Time Tub!

He scooped the bomb under his arm like a basketball-- great googly moogly, what am I doing!?-- and dove into the tub, quickly punching in the first series of parameters that popped into his head. There was a blinding flash, and a tugging, twirling sensation that started in his gut and soon spread to his bones, and in the blink of an eye he'd arrived in... some kind of desert?

There was nobody around, and that was the important part as he lobbed the bomb as hard as he could out into the dunes. He didn't wait around for the aftermath of the explosion.

He reappeared in his workshop a fraction of a second after he'd left, clearly rattled but otherwise no worse for wear.

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Blow up my inbox.

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don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*

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((Y’all remember my headcanon that Gyro occasionally dyes his feathers?

For your consideration: as feathers fall out and new feathers grow in his original color, he starts getting kind of a speckled effect.))

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You're a lovely mix of scarlet and ivory.

"Right? It's such a striking combo, there's no wonder I keep coming back to it," he chuckled, eyes downcast as he ran a hand through said scarlet plumes.

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flirt with my muse!

can be on or off anon.

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There is only one weapon mightier than science, and that is MORE SCIENCE.