#God they're so funny

[djevelbl]

GOD the David Baron Buckshot Roulette *multiplayer experience is SO. FUNNY I already have SEVERAL things to quote and it's ONLY BEEN 4 MINS--

[sanguineterrain]

Kids: Co-counselor, how old is your baby?

Co-counselor: he's 5 months :) but let me introduce you to my friend here. this is my friend sanne, do you guys know my friend sanne? She'll be working with us today.

One kid: HI SANNE!

Me: hi :)

Same kid: DO YOU ALSO HAVE A KID, SANNE?

Me: no I don't :)

Kid: THAT'S OKAY, SANNE 👍

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[starxcrosser]

"The next time I see Rei Hino, I'm going to push her into a swimming pool."

[yardsards]

say what you will about steven universe but it's objectively hilarious that arguably one of the most toxic ships in the series is just. two coworkers at the same shitty minimum wage food service job

[arthursfuckinghat]

This scene has a special place in my heart, Lenny trying to be independent and prove himself and Big Brother Arthur not having any of it (rightly so)

[ministarfruit]

day 28: made you smile ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 3 - Random Screenshot Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[cozylittleartblog]

For gabriel, do you hate V1 or... Are you guys just friends?

i dont know why this is worded like i'm an ask blog but i think they're insufferable boyfriends

[me and the machine i pulled by being a traitorous heathen.png]

[yashley]

imogen & fearne in c3e91

[lloydfrontera]

javier, gathering every molecule of subtlety in his entire body and holding onto it for dear life and a deep desire to be trusted: and just so we're clear, i trust you. no matter what you say, no matter how crazy it is or how insane it sounds, i will believe you. you have earned my full trust several times over and i will follow you anywhere you go, in this world or any another. so you can tell me anything. whatever you want. no matter what it is. i will trust and support you. just so you know.

lloyd, absolutely keeping a secret that sounds crazy and/or insane and that has been eating him alive for several years now: what a funny and weird thing to say that does not concern or apply to my situation beyond the most superficial of levels at all. anyway. i'm so glad javier doesn't suspect a thing about me :)

[gophergal]

a meme specific to my interpretations

[cementcornfield]

Ja'Marrr "meeting" Joe, 2021 Training Camp

[hooned]

prof sunghoon can't catch a break

[vegaseatsass]

Someone tell me why I'm in between catching up on 10 different television series many of them quite excellent, but the only thing I want to post about is Tay saying "Gun's not into gaming, so when New and I play videogames he teases us for attention and we have to include him so OBVIOUSLY we kiss back!!!" and "Gun is like this with Off too but he sees him all the time so he misses us more and when he sees us we HAVE to sniff each other" and Tay and New saying "we were raised differently than Gun [very rich subtext here] but he likes skinship and now that he's part of our gang we've all changed and we all like skinship" and Tay saying "we've been this way for 10 years, fan scolding may stress out a younger group of acting friends and convince them to keep their distance but you're not going to change us, we're like this and we're going to stay like this"

[arthursfuckinghat]

"Have you ever robbed a stagecoach?"

"Nooo.. never.."