#God my mental health is detriating KJFASLKJAFS

[matymatsu]

ishuzoku reviewers hc's sfw/nsfw or in general?

I will do the main three and just sfw headcanons for now. Also, when I say general headcanon, I mean reader inserts or just about the characters lmao

Crim

Crim is bi. That’s not even a headcanon, it’s just a fact lmao

He’s always been a lowkey sinnamon roll, having dirty thoughts while in the clouds of heaven. He felt guilty about them and like when he got on earth, tried to keep it to himself.

If he could, he would totally date Elza don’t @ me he’s a furry askfjflkas

He’s pretty vanilla honestly, he doesn’t really have any fetishes. Most of them just embarrass the hell out of him

He’s a soft switch. While he is submissive, he still enjoys being on top sometimes and being the one in control. However, they’re very rare occasions. 

While prefering to go by he/him pronouns, he does enjoy women’s clothing. He’s always wanted to try on one of Meidri’s dresses but too scared to ask

Stunk

Due to the pressures his dad brought on him and being referred to as the bastard noble by some chatty assholes, Stunk left home. He didn’t have any ill-will against his old man and they left on decent terms but, he prefers not to talk about it regardless. He wants to live as himself, not as ‘that noble’s son’.

His love of elf girls started at a young age when he had a crush on one of his dad’s concubines. She was a young elf who showered him in affection and was always sweet to him. He assumed it was because she wanted to stay in good graces with his father but, he never complained. 

He got the scar on his cheek from his first quest as an adventurer. It wasn’t anything special but, he always tries to build it up when telling stories.

He’s had a few adventurer girls come flirt with him and even invite him to their tents. As flattered as he is, he prefers succugirls, less of a chance for hurt feelings. 

Speaking of which, he actually has pretty bad commitment issues. He likes the idea of settling down with a beautiful woman and having great marital sex but, being tied down isn’t something he’s ready for.

Zel

Zel loves human milfs. They’re young enough to not have disgusting, old mana and mature enough to have hot ass bodies. 

While not the biggest fan of the Roleplaying brothel they went to, he does enjoy roleplaying in general. His favorite is definitely magic teacher seduces student. 

He’s used his young, boyish looks to his advantages for sure. Older, human women can’t resist such a cute face.

Surprising to some, he’s a switch like Crim. However, when he’s subbing, he’s a power bottom for sure. It depends on the type of woman he’s with but, most of the time, he’s still on top.

Is an absolute boobs man, you can’t convince me otherwise.