#God gives his hurty-est tummies to his bravest soldiers
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blaurgh... it's my dad's birthday today (yippee btw!!! he's 54 now hehe!! π₯³ππ) but i ate too much of his birthday cake and now my tummy hurts and im gonna frow up :/ (consequences of my hubris)
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#birthday!!#parents#cake#birthday cake#tummy hurted :(#ow ouch owie#AND im diabetic :/#is there no justice in this cruel world π#unintelligible goblin noises#π₯³πππ#God gives his hurty-est tummies to his bravest soldiers#my post#look at my posts boy#hobbit girl speaks#πΏ#hehe
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