#God fucking bless
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beetlebrownleaf · 15 days ago
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VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCMENT
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THE TACTICAL PANTIES ARE BACK
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shout out to all the artists making art of Crowley and Aziraphale naked, making love among the stars like a damn renaissance painting you are doing the fucking Lord's work
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hanjisungs-bigtittyg0thgf · 6 months ago
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You know that Han image from the recent W Korea magazine?
I have ✨thoughts✨
Imagine sleeping peacfully but Han wakes up at 3AM from a wet dream and by god he just NEEDS you.
Like DESPERATELY NEEDS you
Like WILL DOM YOU AT 3AM NEEDS you.
But is also the sweet Han.
Anywaysssss
-🛩️
i’ve tried for four days to come up with some sort of response to this but every time i try to think i just end up zoning out like in that’s so raven while i envision everything and i cannot write it down fast enough so forgive me but i have little to add except AHHHHHHH YES and the following:
He’s already cum in his pants but he’s insatiable and just needs to be inside you.
You wake up to his hand between your legs, teasing you. You didn’t fall asleep naked but you’re undressed now and you can’t possibly be mad when he’s touching you just right. He’s doing all the right things to get you going and as soon as he feels you dripping for him, he’s retracting his hand and moving over you.
He pins your hands above your head with one of his own and lines up, sliding in with ease. You whimper at the stretch and his free hand covers your mouth. “Quiet, baby. We can’t wake the others.” He doesn’t remove his hand as he sets a rough pace, effectively muffling your sounds.
He’s merciless as he pounds into you, explaining all about his dream and the filthy things you did just to get a rise out of him. “Such a dirty girl all for me. I bet you wanna be that nasty for real just to get this treatment again, huh?”
You nod furiously and clench around him, failing to keep your muffled voice down at the sensation. “Shit, baby- you’re so fuckin’ good. Just keep getting tighter and wetter for me.” He releases your hands and pins you with a stare as his hand slips between your legs.
“Don’t move, baby. Be a good girl and let me make you cum all over my cock. Think you can do that?”
You think you can.
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overnighttosunflowers · 3 months ago
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gayass
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(omen archive capables page)
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whitestopper · 2 months ago
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qilingxiong · 1 year ago
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Zeng Shunxi at GQ's Men of the Year event (x)
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bucketfullofstrawberries · 5 months ago
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Nobody asked at ALL, however I'd like to present Edgar's all-time favorite song in The Entire Universe;
✨️ BANANAPHONE ✨️
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frogaroundandfindout · 4 months ago
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Titans #29
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madame-mongoose · 10 months ago
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RON DESANTIS DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE
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atinylittlepain · 8 months ago
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im gonna be done with undergrad sooner than i thought can i get a yeehaw lads
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4th-make-quail · 1 month ago
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hi assad facefuck anon (i am actually also embarrassed assad anon too i just cant stop thinking abt that man getting destroyed …) and i slept wonderfully! im awake and now thinking of assad getting throatfucked and getting spit all over his pretty face☺️ maybe eric takes pictures of it (+ facial!!?) and when they’re out at like a restaurant being normal eric brings up the pictures to embarrass him and make him squirm!! ok gonna go take a cold shower now
Hallo EAnonny!! Welcome back to the world of the waking!
Ohhhh my god you have the best ideas!!! Fucking his throat raw and then pulling out to come all over his face.... And then ERIC TAKING A PHOTO OF IT, GODDAMNNNNN!!! Going insane. He WOULD do that as well, holy shit.... Assad's hair just an absolute mess, his face all fucked out and eyes just completely glazed from the pleasure of it all, hrrghhh......
Makes me wonder if he'd start to get a bit horny whenever he gets embarrassed in the future, kinda associating it with all the depravity >:3
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chainslobber · 3 months ago
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Horikoshi yet again grabbing my werewolf-loving ass by the throat and forcing me to the ground.
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piningbuddies · 4 months ago
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i still can’t believe eddie diaz moustache is canon i love life sm he’s so beautiful my life is complete i’ve never won so hard ever actually
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hourcat · 8 months ago
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gregoire truchet no. 1 piarlie
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boxwinebaddie · 6 months ago
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hello and welcome to uncle nina’s LAST DAY babysitting fourteen year olds
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yutamayo · 2 months ago
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omg the cute autistic/mutual friend at the party I was talking ab way back just moved into our building!!! I legit ran into him omw in and exchanged instas he is SO adorable and cute and I love him like I just wanna be around him so like tf I am SO HAPPY
#im not sure the post is even still up but me n my friends were just having a casual gettogether and i met him n my post was talking ab how#im glad no annoying autsitics have been introduced to me yet bc ive already met like 3 and theyre all either like#smart autistics or adorable autistics or interesting autistics and i have a crush on two of them including the cute autistic this post is ab#like im so HAPPY omg im gonna bug him so much its weird bc idk what u call the type of crush where its like im not searching for romance#but i will do anything to be in ur prescense bc i know id enjoy being friends or partners or whatever the fuck involves KNOWING YOU#idk lol#yutamayo is starting the day off right (#(its 3:47pm)#at the party we were playing Detroit Become Human anf he seems to also be a hyperfixation/skilled autistic bc he SLAYED at the game i just#enjoyed watching him speedplay at that point#and everyone was ig close enough with him to call him by a semiracist nickname bc hes indigenous n his last name wad apparently too long#so i was like NOPE and made sure to spell it out and resay it so i could say his last name properly instead of his nickname#im noy shading them bc its fine to have a close friend thing where ur able to have a joking nickname ab a characteristic like my bestie#calls me “it” sometimes and thats not something i dislike bc we KNOW each other and its the opposite of malicious intent#but yeah i wad likr nah id prefer to know how to say it#then it was like 3am anf there was only like 4ppl left n he was like yeah i gotta go bavk home to whitby apparently he was just gonna#use the electric scooters they have around town but thats like 30min away in the mf a.m#n he didnt wanna crash on our couch which isfine n everyone else was like mkay bye bc yhey wanted to sleep#n i was like NOPE and hunted down bus fare n waited with him at the bus stop for the night bus n made sure he got on it then never saw him#again#until#today#god fucking bless#*introduced to 3 autistics not 3 annoying autistics the post was ab how im gkad i havent met an annoying autistic in my buikding yet*
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