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44, including non-mutuals

Not necessarily “selfies” but I have gotten a couple teasing pics to mutuals that I have touched myself to 🤭

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I have only had it done to me maybe once. And I’m always up for something new!

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a cuddlefuck session would do wonders for my mental health

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Ugh work stress has me 🤯 would someone please come unstress fuck me 😩🥺 please

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I’m freezing 🥶 who wants to come give me cuddles and keep me warm? 🥺

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37

I don’t anymore (it broke) but it was one of ex’s silver bullet vibes she left. I would use that on the tip because it felt ah-mazing 🥵

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29 please

29: usually it’s every night when I finally sit down to relax. Will lounge, tease the button to my jeans and then slide my hand inside my pants and then orgasm.

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Ahhh nothing like a fresh hot shower to make you feel good and a freshly shaved downstairs 🥵

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Ask away and find out!

BIGGER NEW LIST OF SEX QUESTIONS

This is a mix of all the best questions I’ve come across on here, with a few new ones suggested by my mutuals.

They’re are all in a random order so you won’t know which ones are being asked…

And they’re meant to gender neutral and for all ranges of experiences! (Let me know if any aren’t and I can edit it)

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Tag your biggest tumblr crush.

Do you eat ass? Do you like to have your ass eaten?

Have you washed your hands since you last had an orgasm?

Have you ever posted a nude to your own blog?

What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

Have you ever masturbated to someone you know who isn’t your partner?

What’s the soonest after meeting someone that you’ve slept with them? 

What position or angle or specific technique never fails to make you cum?

When was the last time you watched porn?

What is the hottest thing someone has ever done with you in bed? 

Do you prefer tongue or fingers? 

Are you a top/dominant a bottom/submissive or a switch?

Have you ever had your own underwear in your mouth? Have you ever had someone else’s underwear in your mouth? Has your underwear ever been in someone else’s mouth?

What’s your go-to nude pic to send to someone. Describe the angle, lighting, body part etc.

Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate?

Do you have a sideblog? Is it more or less NSFW than this one? Is it secret or can we see it?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online? Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?

Do you have anyone from Tumblr’s nudes on your phone right now?

What underwear do you have on right now?

What’s the most surprising discovery you’ve made about your own body?

Has a neighbour ever seen you naked? Did you like it?

What’s the hottest sex dream you’ve ever had?

Have you ever watched people having sex?

Are you open about your sex-life and sexuality?

Does anyone you know in real life know about this blog?

Do you have any of your own nudes on your phone right now?

When was the last time you had sex?

Have you ever masturbated to any of your friends? Do you think any of your friends have ever masturbated to you?

Describe a typical masturbation session.

How do you feel about threesomes? Have you ever had one, and if not, would you ever have one?

What’s something that turns you on, but you’re a bit embarrassed by?

What is the wildest fantasy you ever had that actually came true?

Have you ever gotten turned on at work (or while WFH)? What did you do about it?

Do you listen to audio porn?

Which one of your holes do you most want to be filled right now?

Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?

Do you own any toys? What’s your favourite?

Have you ever confessed to someone that you got turned on by them? What about masturbated to them?

Do you have anyone else’s nudes on your phone right now?

Have you ever hooked up with a stranger or had a one-night stand?

Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Have you ever been caught or walked in on while masturbating? Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking?

How do you feel about swinging or partner swapping? Does the idea turn you on?

Have you ever masturbated to a mutual’s selfies before? Tag them if you dare.

What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do while sexting?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person? Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off right now, without your phone, what would you do and what would you imagine?

Have you ever sent a nude via DM here?

What’s a sex act you think is overrated? What’s a sex act you think is underrated?

When did you last have an orgasm? How did it happen?

Do you shave your pubic hair?

How often do you masturbate?

Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

What’s the most amount of times you’ve orgasmed in a day?

Have you ever been so turned on that someone noticed?

Have you ever masturbated with someone?

Have you ever gotten cum on your clothes before? Did anyone see that shouldn’t have?

Have you showered since you last had an orgasm?

Who’s the most inappropriate person you’ve ever had a fantasy about?

Have you tasted yourself? If so, what did you think?

Have you ever masturbated to someone you know’s selfies before?

How long do you usually masturbate before you cum? 

What’s the weirdest porn category you’ve ever searched for?

Are you noisy?

What are your top five favourite blogs to masturbate to? Tag them!

Describe your nipples. What colour are they? What size are they?

If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off with porn right now, what would you type in the search bar?

What is your favourite pair of underwear like? When did you last wear them? Was it special occasion?

Are you masturbating right now?

Would you like to watch your partner have sex with another person? Would you like to have your partner watch you with another person?

Start typing out your dirtiest fantasy you can think of and don’t stop til you get so embarrassed you can’t go on any longer. Just make sure it’s actually something you’re into!

Would you ever fuck a couple?

Would you do a cum-walk?

Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

What’s the messiest you’ve ever got when masturbating on your own?

Have you ever worn lingerie?

If you could fuck anyone at all right now, who would it be? Do you know them in real life? Do they know you like them? 

Which mutual would you most like to fuck right now? Do they know? Tag them if you dare!

What’s the last object you put into your own body for sexual reasons?

Do you have any recurring fantasies you keep coming back to? Do you think they’ll ever happen?

Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex? Did you cum?

Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

What’s your dirtiest secret?

What’s the most embarrassing porn you like to watch?

Have you ever put your finger in your own ass?

Do you like slapping someone’s face? Do you like your face being slapped?

Have you ever used panties to masturbate? 

Do you have sex dreams? If yes, when was the last one?

Have you ever slid into someone’s DMs? Did it work? If yes, what was your technique?

Who is the coolest person you follow here? Tag them.

What is your sexual orientation?

Have you ever fucked in public? Where was it? Did you get caught?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

Describe your body in a way that would turn us on.

Do you like being tied up?

What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do in real life?

What was your most shame-filled orgasm? Why?

What’s the messiest you’ve ever gotten during sex?

Admit something sexual that you’ve never told anyone else before.

Put your hand into your underwear right now and type a reply to this with your other hand. Say whatever you want, so long as you’re touching yourself as you type.


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Rules:

Send them via anon, or not. Whatever.

If you reblog this from someone then you need to send them an ask from the list.

And of course you have to be over 18 to play.

If you enjoyed these, please follow @anonanonanonanon-again​ :)

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It’s a slow day at work today. Super quiet and boring. Keep my company while I’m struggling to finish the day 🥺

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Sure why not send some asks :)

Sexual Questions ;)

1. First kiss? 2. First time masturbating? 3. First sex toy? 4. First kink tried? 5. First time doing oral? 6. First time having sex?
 -Turn Ons 7. Biggest turn on? 8. Biggest turn off? 9. Quickest way to get horny? 10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on? 11. Top 3 places to be touched? 12. Ultimate fantasy? 13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome? 14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
 -Preferences 15. Sex or masturbation? 16. Spit or swallow? 17. Cut or uncut dicks? 18. Rough or sensual sex? 19. Oldest person you’d sleep with? 20. Loud or quiet partners? 21. How much foreplay do you like? 22. How much teasing do you like? 23. What is too big for you to take? 24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner? 25. How much kissing do you like during sex? 26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
 -Location 27. Would you have sex in public? 28. Last place you had sex? 29. Where would you most like to have sex? 30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood? 31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
 -Kinks 32. What’s your biggest kink? 33. Are you okay with name calling in bed? 34. Would you do any BDSM? 35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up? 36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm? 37. Do you like overstimulation? 38. Do you like having pain involved? 39. Do you like biting/being bitten? 40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it? 41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks? 42. Have any roleplaying preferences? 
-Masturbation 43. Do you own sex toys? How many? 44. What do you masturbate to? 45. How often do you masturbate? 46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate? 47. Do you masturbate with penetration? 48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
 -Oral 49. Do you enjoy giving oral? 50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? 51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral? 53. Can you deepthroat? 
54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it? 55. What’s your breast size? 56. How often do you go braless? 57. Do you finger yourself? 58. How familiar are you with your g-spot? 59. Do you squirt?
 -Sex 60. How often do you do unprotected sex? 61. How loud are you in bed? 62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with? 63. Do you like/dislike cum? 64. How good are you at dirty talk? 65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? 
66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? 67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair? 68. How many orgasms can you have in a day? 69. How many other people know your bra size? 70. What do you wear to bed? 71. Any funny sex stories? 72. What food if any would you use during sex? 73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? 74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? 75. Do you often get horny in public? 76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? 77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? 78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

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Can I lay my head on your chest and intertwine my legs with yours? Asking for a friend

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Sad and lonely tonight. In need of a good distraction to get me out of my funk mindset. Cuddles would be nice too 🥺😩 please?

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I’m a little buzzed tonight pretty good! 🤭 feeling lonely, feeling needy, teasing and maybe very vulnerable 😉 maybe find out for yourself

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I do have ticklish hips 🤭

Men with ticklish hips and inner thighs deserve to be tickled until they cry

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It’s cold, I’m needy, and feel like teasing you 😏 but I would rather have cuddles. Get your cute butt here! Someone? Please? 🥺 maybe I’ll tease you more!